Pattaya Reports

[CaliGuy33]

Woke up by afternoon (previous FR details why) and decided to take a long shower as my legs are still sore from previous day.

I head out for some food and by the time I am done, its almost 3 PM. Still no interest in calling anyone from TF (even cancelled the 2 I have scheduled for the day) but I think I might just regret it if I waste a day without any action later when I am back home. So, I decide to do the one thing I can do to have fun without any effort from my side. A Soapy Massage!!

I know many seniors here have warned me against soapy massages in Pattaya but it was this or go home and relax and I said screw it and went for it. Only luxury massage spa I can find that is open around me is Honey 3 so I head there. Spoke to the owner and he gives me a tour. The place looks like a fricking 5 star hotel for Thailand standards. Interiors, seating, lounge and everything else except the girls! LOL.

I will split the rest of the review into two pieces..

Thanks for the report. I never really cared for soapys, I went once in BKK back in 2017 and thought it was overpriced for what you get. I'm guessing the hordes of guys in groups were Indians, LOL.

So there is essentially no need to tip the girl? You simply pay the price of the massage up front and the only other cost are drinks if you care to have one?

[Nixonbd]

My future trips will be shorter. Soi 6 quality has nosedived so I will be weekend millionaire future trips and hit gogo. I was surprised how old the girls were in LK Metro. Some had nice bodies though.

The girls will return when the travelers return!

[Lover Boy #2]

Haha. I knew somebody would get it. Yes, please enlighten them.

Rak=love

Sopheni=prostitute / hooker

[CaliGuy33]

Thanks for your response. Valid points raised. My accommodation & food part is already taken care of. It is just on the mongering part I'm looking inputs from veterans like you.

I'm okay with all the options available and no budget constraints as such..

I presume you are coming from India?

I personally wouldn't stay in Phuket for a month, questionable whether I would visit Phuket at all. I'd stay in Pattaya most of the time. You can easily visit islands that are accessible from Pattaya which negates, at least to an extent, the need to go to Phuket. I went to Phuket once and didn't like it. Of course, to each their own.

[Mr Enternational]

Is it worth taking a day trip only from BKK? Specifically looking for young thin BBFSCIP daytime action with little to no interest in bars or clubs.

What are you calling a day trip? My first time ever to Pattaya we went from Bangkok arriving early in the afternoon and left the next morning. It was totally worth it. But if you are talking about arriving in the morning and leaving at night then you might as well not even go. The freaks come out at night.

[DaruDesi89]

Haha. I knew somebody would get it. Yes, please enlighten them.

I couldn't hold in the curiosity so I asked help from big G, is it Thai which translates to "love working girls"? That's the only explanation I can come up with unless tech failed me.

[DaruDesi89]

Woke up by afternoon (previous FR details why) and decided to take a long shower as my legs are still sore from previous day.

I head out for some food and by the time I am done, its almost 3 PM. Still no interest in calling anyone from TF (even cancelled the 2 I have scheduled for the day) but I think I might just regret it if I waste a day without any action later when I am back home. So, I decide to do the one thing I can do to have fun without any effort from my side. A Soapy Massage!!

I know many seniors here have warned me against soapy massages in Pattaya but it was this or go home and relax and I said screw it and went for it. Only luxury massage spa I can find that is open around me is Honey 3 so I head there. Spoke to the owner and he gives me a tour. The place looks like a fricking 5 star hotel for Thailand standards. Interiors, seating, lounge and everything else except the girls! LOL.

I will split the rest of the review into two pieces.

The Location, Ambience and Amenities:

Like I mentioned before, this place is catered to the rich locals and foreigners who seem to be there for a few days and it clearly shows in the experience. My host spoke perfect English and explained how the whole experience works. There are multiple tiers of pricing based on colors. Each girl has a color tag on her that indicates which tier she is in. The lowest tier starts at 2200 and the highest Tier (called XXX) is 5500. I asked him what makes the tiered girls different other than the looks because I saw pretty girls and fugly girls in every tier, he said the new girls are usually towards the mid tiers and the tried and tested ones who have been in the market for a while are in the early tiers. No girls were available in the most premium 3 tiers so I didn't bother asking him about it. The room time is anywhere between 60 to 90 minutes and the payment covers everything from soapy massage to FS (no DFK because of Covid). I didn't ask about anal as that is not my thing. You can pay with a credit card and there is a 3% fee according to the host. He said, he doesn't charge any additional fee for a CC but he said my bank will. I am assuming he is referring to the FX fee which none of my credit cards have. Any seniors care to chime in? I am asking because some of these places treat the transaction as Cash Advance which means they will add interest to the account balance from the day I make this transaction.

The line up was strictly average for my taste but I am sure most of you would be happy with it. There were some cute looking girls who unfortunately have done boob jobs and that's a huge turn off to me. There was a hot blondie, who kept mouthing, "take me" and except for her DDs, I would have jumped on her. I picked a passable looking Asian chick with a cute face and no enhancements who was in the 2200 tier and told my host about my selection and paid in cash. As I was walking towards the elevator, one of the waitress lady comes over and asks if I need any drink. I ask the girl what she wants and she just wanted a non alcoholic drink. Since I wasn't going to tip her, I agreed to get her the drink and ordered a water for myself. They brought the drinks to our room (300 for a water and iced coffee incase any of you are wondering) and started begging for tip. I said, 300 for a bottle of water and coffee is tip enough. I would've added a 50 if they weren't pushy or asked nicely, but the way they begged for it after carrying 2 glasses of water for 30 seconds was extremely off-putting to me.

The Massage Experience:

The room looks decently roomy and is split into the tub and the bed (standard bed, no rubber mattress), aircon and a TV which plays random stuff. The girl undresses and helped me out of my clothes which she neatly hangs up on the corner. Turns on the water in the tub and gives me a short dry massage as the tub is filling up. Once the tub is full of water and foam, we move to the tub and she makes me sit in the tub with my head sticking out and the rest drenched in water. To my disappointment, the soapy part of the massage is just a glorified shower that most Asian incalls in US and Canada would give you and had nothing sensual about it. At least SF2 ends with some nice BJ and rimming action. Here, there was nothing. She just put soapy on my entire body and washed it and dried me. My main goal for this session was to do absolutely nothing and get a pop in comfort so I am still completely nonchalant.

She invites me to the table and makes me lie down on my back. Gives a bit of foot massage and starts licking all over my body. Me, determined to not even raise a finger, just folded my arms under my head and lied down letting her do all the work. The session progresses into BJ and then into FS. She rides me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl for about 4 or 5 minutes and finally gives up. Indicates that I climb on top of her. I declined. I said, I came to relax, so you make me happy. She continues a bit more and then asks if I am okay with BJ, I nod and she continued with BJ for another 10 minutes and finishes me off. Once I am done, she makes me turn around and gives me a decent massage. By this point, I am plenty relaxed and I believe I might have dozed off a bit in between the massage. She wakes me up once she is done and smile about me sleeping and she cleans me up and gives me another shower and dries me up and even helps me put my clothes on before I leave.

By the time I reached the lobby, the place is completely crowded and almost the entire lounge area is taken and horde of guys in groups standing blocking everything making it impossible for me to move around and look at the current lineup. As I am a solo traveller, I hate when they do this; groups of 10 to 15 people who just stand there with their arms on each other's shoulders and do absolutely nothing but talk loudly and irritate the girls. At a place like this, the accepted behaviour (according to me) is, you go in, you get a drink, sit down, and find a girl you fancy and go upstairs. Otherwise, you are just making it difficult for other guys and harder for the girls because the place looked like a market by the time I was leaving. If any of you plan to visit, go early like I did. 3 PM to 4 PM is the sweet spot according to the host.

Total damage was 2500 including the drinks but I managed to accomplish what I wanted. I got pampered into a shot with zero effort and my legs were feeling much better than before after the massage.

Side note: I saw a mother sitting on the sidewalk with her baby daughter (probably between 1 and 2 years old) and the kid was passing out from the heat and looked like her head is covered in a pool of sweat. I offer to take them into the nearby McDonalds to buy them some food, clearly the mother didn't understand me, so I went further down the road until I found mangoes and coconut water and got them for both of them. The mother said something which I didn't understand, I gave her some money and left.

[JizzyB]

Thanks for your response. Valid points raised. My accommodation & food part is already taken care of. It is just on the mongering part I'm looking inputs from veterans like you.

I'm okay with all the options available and no budget constraints as such.

-JizzyB.

Impossible to say, you need to read the forum and you might want to subscribe and read Pattaya Addicts too.

Do you want to stay in a cheap guesthouse, mid range hotel or fancy place?

Do you want to eat local food, mid priced farang food or go to expensive restaurants?

Are you a big drinker and like to buy girls overpriced lady drinks?

Would you be happy with a beach road girl, Soi 6, freelancer or only the prettiest go go girls?

Your budget could range from cheap Charlie to two week millionaire.

These are rhetorical questions BTW you need to research.

[JizzyB]

Thanks for your response. I've planned my itinerary already. Just wanted inputs from veterans like you on the mongering part which is my primary objective. Rest have been all managed. .

-JizzyB.

Looks like you are looking for someone else to plan a trip for you. Nobody here knows you or your likes or dislikes. This is ISG, not Ask Jeeves. You research, then come back and ask questions about specific things if you have any. You don't just come and say tell me where to go, when to go, what to do, and how much money to bring.

[JizzyB]

Many Thanks for your suggestions. This is helpful. .

Fly into to Bangkok and take bus to Pattaya. Stay at windmill motel in Pattaya in nakula. Spend a week in Pattaya, spending 8000 baht a day on women. This should get you a short time or two and an overnighter. Budgett another 1000 baht for misc.

Then go to Phuket. Plan a month there. Get a motel on soi tai died (sp). Budget 3000 baht for hotel for month and 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Maybe 3000 baht a week for women. 200 baht a day for food, $75 US for motorbike for a month. Then head back to Pattaya for a week. Then bus to bkk then home.

Hope this helped. .

[DaruDesi89]

This FR is coming in late and you will see why by the end of it.

Girl 1 - TF. Wake up BJ and cuddles.

Scheduled a girl to come and visit from TF, she woke me up with a door bell exactly at 10:00 AM as I asked her too. Started with a good morning blow, didn't want to do much other than just relax, so I did a few lazy positions, cowgirl, scoop me up and the likes and asked her to finish me with a BJ to which she happily obliged. Since I am not much of a morning person, didn't even bother getting up and she went and made me a coffee (in room coffeemaker) and brought it to me to wake me up. Now, that is pure GFE right there if you ask me. She hung around a bit, I had my coffee and took a shower and she goes her way with a hug. 1200ST and she was a sweetheart.

Since it is a Sunday, I decide to mostly stay in since I hate crowds and crowded places in general and I know the heat isn't going to do me any favors. Ordered some food from a food delivery app (did you guys know McDonalds has Fried Chicken in Thailand?) and messaged a few girls from TF. One of them responded and agreed for 1500ST and she was a spinner with a stunning smile and innocent looks. Agreed and she decided to come and see me at 5:00 PM. I watched some random movies and Youtube clips and read the forum a bit to kill some time.

Girl 2 - TF. GFE over the roof!

Girl shows up exactly on time and this time I go down and get her because of how sweet she was on conversations. I treat the girls the way they treat me. If they're pure business, I am pure business. If they talk like normal girls, I give them the BF experience. She said on chat she doesn't speak much English which is evident when we start talking but she is bubbly and sweet so we hit it off really well regardless of the language barrier. Talked easily for 2 or 3 hours and by the end of the day I kid you not, I started phrasing sentences her way ("why you no like", "good no" and even learnt a few Thai words.

Since the whole interaction was so organic, it felt almost like a perfect first date if that's not a stretch and we eased into the good stuff slowly and naturally. The amount of passion during the session was amazing and I was up for one of the most memorable sessions of this trip. The amount of time we spent on kissing alone was incredible. She did some cute teasing as we progressed which I enjoyed but the highlight was how fucking tight her pussy is. It took me quite a while to get it even with plenty of foreplay and once I started, she turned to a wild little kitten. 20 minutes later, I was lying on bed, a very happy man. She pulls me up for a shower and we have a great shower together. In between, we get a little naughty but nothing significant.

Post shower, we are lying down and talking again and she is motioning towards calling a cab to go home. I gave her what we agreed on and she was lying down with me talking. Starts kissing my neck again and at one point she grabs hold of junior. I wasn't expecting that so we go for an unexpected but fairly pleasant round 2. This time, she takes control and does everything rather than let me work on anything because I told her I was tired and had no energy unless I ate something for anything else. All the energy of a 22 year old poured in and I barely lasted 30 minutes before popping again. She gives me a naughty smile, we lie down and talk about things to do in Thailand. Thanks to a post on this thread, I knew of a few famous places so we started discussing pros and cons. She would lean over every few minutes and give me a slight nibble which was beyond adorable. We are nearing 3 AM at this time so we decide to take a nap since we are both tired. I put on some videos and we are watching them and talking and cuddling and to my surprise I am horny again, since I was spooning her, it was easy to reach the target with not much effort. I could hear a hint of surprise in her voice which I enjoyed. About 40 minutes of sensual love making (I can't call it sex at this point anymore) later, we both pass out and someone from her family / friend circle panics and calls her at one point to which she wakes up and decides to finally leave at the crack of dawn.

Pros: Everything!

Cons: Dick is sore (probably going to take it slow for the next couple of days) and I am completely drained.

[DaruDesi89]

Awesome reports by Daru and RS. Very helpful and encouraging on the Pattaya monger situation. Looking forward to getting out there in a few months. I'm personally the loner type and therefore don't like going to bars or gogos, as I don't drink either. So for me finding girls during the day or just when I am out and about and online is what works best for me.

As far as day time activities and things to do, there is a lot to do in Pattaya.

My typical daily routine is to workout in the morning and then go for a walk at the beach or at one of the malls and have coffee and lunch. I rarely eat breakfast, good way to keep weight off. Mid afternoon when it is blazing hot I stay in my room and prep for my session. I'm lightweight, I only session once a day. I top my evening / night off with dinner and watching Netflix. I also sneak in a massage most days as well, you can't beat a one hour massage for less than $10 including tip..

I personally travel solo and find that better than going with a group. We probably have similar reasons too (I don't drink either (except wine and that too very picky). However, girls do like solo travellers at Gogo bars. My only problem is how aggressive they are. Otherwise, they would get me every single day as a regular. If they knew the subtle seduction techniques that the South American girls know, I would go broke in Thailand in a few weeks.

Also, I do enjoy myself a few massages (FR coming in right after this) and also enjoy walking around, especially on beach road in the evening.

[RakSopheni]

Once arriving at any city, the goal of a monger should be to build a harem of ladies in rotation, seeing 1-3 of them about 3 or 4 times a week (tweak number as needed), and using the remainder of time to find new prospects. Obviously our Mongering Harem is not an actual Harem given that these ladies are not exclusive to us, attended by a group of castrated Eunuchs, and sequestered in a remote wing of our Palace smoking hashish and opium, but the idea is similar in that some girls should be kept in tighter orbit than others. Currently my "Bottom"- Anime Girl-is napping in my bed after delivering another stellar BBFSCIP despite her being incredibly hungover and still smelling like Tequila (she goes and drinks for free on Soi 6 with friends apparently- for some reason I believe this but who cares whatever) and my other steady Pinky (I hate the nickname but its all that comes to mind) came by last night where I generously gave her one of my phones as she lost hers and I brought 4 with me so could spare one (1 work phone, 1 play phone, 1 unlocked sim, and 1 backup play). She let me cum in her tight little pussy and then gave me a lesson in Thai to show her gratitude. None of these girls spend the night nor do I have some sort of emotional attachment to them beyond a certain camaraderie in the life, but they have performed very well and fit my very specific needs just about perfectly (pretty petite spinners willing to BBFSCIP and CIM) for a reasonable price (1500, and 100 baht respectively). The bottom rotation gives you the opportunity to explore your other options without a sense of desperation or urgency, which is key for successful hunting.

I could stay here for another 2 or 3 months or so, but as this project is a survey of the SEA region post-pandemic, I will be moving on in about 2 weeks to do some "field work" in Cambodia and then in the Philippines. I do envy the long-time residents here who have had the opportunity to develop Harems over the course of years- it sounds like Explorer8939 had an epic run last year and some other posters have great setups as well (Osteoknot in Medellin comes to mind). Many will object to the Harem concept- sticking instead to the "3 Day Rule" which stipulates that any girl should be discarded after a 3rd round in order to preempt an emotional attachment that could lead to exploitation by the provider. There is some validity to this, but it has yet to be a problem for me. No sick buffalos or grandmother in the hospital have entered into the picture in SEA or LATAM. Girls that are with me know that I only pay them if I am with them.

The monger that is primarily driven by sex, rather than aroused by intimacy and emotional attachment will work better with the harem concept. I've come to realize that the whole point of Beer Bars is not actually sexual, but to simulate intimacy. The monger that pulls LT's from Beer Bars isn't primarily after sexual gratification, but of a simulacrum of the romantic relationship. Many Seeking Arrangement guys work this way as well- seeing the wining, dining and dancing as just as fulfilling as any sex that might occur, and indeed a necessary ground for good sex to be laid upon. I think all these mongering methodologies are fine and do not urge one over the other but each has its own trade-offs. The relationship monger is in a much more vulnerable position emotionally, and financially than the sex monger, and opens himself up to much more manipulation. Many a man will be ruined treading this path. Nevertheless some will swear by the GFE and once turned on to that life, see the alternative as unfulfilling. The Sex monger misses a lot of the great things that come with a girlfriend type of experience and some would say is driven by a drive for pleasure, like Tantalus reaching for the grapes, that will forever be unfulfilled.

All these Taxonomies of Arousal are on display in a multitude of forms in Pattaya- the city is as rich with sex alternatives as a high speciation rainforest is rich with phylum. Aside from the random backpacker white girls (always in pairs) one might see on Second Road wondering just where the hell they ended up and where the Elephant Park is- there is something for everyone.

A quick plug for Excite Club one street over from Soi Pothole- I sauntered in there on a whim the other day and was not disappointed. The atmosphere was great with plenty of ladies and the prices for drinks, room and boom boom were reasonable. My provider, an adorable 20 yr old from Uthai Thani did not go for the no-condom idea, but she gave a great deepthroat, CIM and we ended up going upstairs (very clean rooms) twice.

RS.

[Explorer8939]

Is it worth taking a day trip only from BKK? Specifically looking for young thin BBFSCIP daytime action with little to no interest in bars or clubs.

Bad idea. You will want to stay in Pattaya if you go down for a day trip.

[Explorer8939]

If your reference is to the market at the very end of Soi Buakhao / Pattaya Tai basically across from Tukcom the corner is a motorbike dealer. If we are talking about the same location it isn't closed!

A bit of history! This market used to operate on Tues and Fridays only there were a few along the road that did each day! The market was always a mess whenever it rained across was an area that basically sold second-hand stuff in the past worth taking a look next to that was an empty lot for motorbikes and cars to park while shopping for a charge. Several months ago the original market closed everything was moved across to where the bikes and cars were parked. I thought the old market the land had sold and something was going up but what happened the owner of the land fixed it up paved the lot with cement and put up a better covering it is today a much better market that is open 7 days a week!

There used to be a smaller market down near or across from the Temple that has been closed for some time mainly due to W. S.

As of last night, I went down Soi Honey and noticed if I'm correct Honey 1 is open, Songthaew parked with a bunch of Indians standing around lights were on at the entrance.

On Soi 21-22 just off Soi Baukhao forgot the name now that was still closed.

The Buakhow market is north of Tukcom. The OP referred to the market West of Tukcom, which, as you wrote, is now closed.

As for Honey 1, I saw a minivan outside, as well.