Pattaya Reports

[Goferring]

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

Lots of places offer a man-kini wax. It lasts longer and isn't itchy like a close shave. They typically include your arse area as well.

Sure the first time can be a little sensitive but just let them know it's your first, to go slow and not to rip out great acreages each pass. They will trim the long areas first anyway before waxing.

Cheers. G.

[Horatio]

I often give the trimmer to some bar girl staying the night and have her trim my back where I can't reach. .

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

Hey,

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

I am unfortunately quite hairy on my body, groin area included of course. Years ago I used to trim everything but now I'm older so not sure. I do like the feeling of being cleaner down there and does make my unit seem a bit larger.

However if I were to trim and shave my balls and pubic area, and not shave my legs, it would look a bit odd. Wonder if I should just take it all off, no joke.

[OlderMan4U]

Hey,

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

I am unfortunately quite hairy on my body, groin area included of course. Years ago I used to trim everything but now I'm older so not sure. I do like the feeling of being cleaner down there and does make my unit seem a bit larger.

However if I were to trim and shave my balls and pubic area, and not shave my legs, it would look a bit odd. Wonder if I should just take it all off, no joke.

[Explorer8939]

I am waiting for a lady to come to my place at the end of her shift. But, while waiting, I had another lady come over to have some drinks.

That turned out to be a bit difficult. After a couple of bottles of wine, she wanted to fuck, but I have a lady coming soon. So, I had to play defense for a while. She took off her clothes, and kept taking about giving me a 2 hour blowjob and multiple fucks. After a bit, she talked about how much she liked to lick pussy, and how she wanted me to barfine a lady for her.

I finally was able to get her out of my place, into a Bolt taxi, for her to hook up with some Thai man, allegedly her cousin. In other other words, her Thai boyfriend.

[Turgid]

..... It turned me on and I squirted over her and my chest. It was good to cum again in Pattaya. Haha.....

Cumgratulations!

[Explorer8939]

Newbie tip: if you barfine a lady for more than 2 days, there's a high probability that she will try to claim you as her boyfriend. So, how to know whether she is worth a repeat, or How much she values you? One way is if she leaves your balls completely empty when the barfine is over. I will explain:

Many bargirls are good fucks and can provide classic Girlfriend Experience. But, many of those will only fuck if you instigate it. Bargirls are rarely horny themselves, even the ones who don't get barfined much have some moto driver or Grab delivery guy as a boyfriend, and can get laid more than they want. So, if the bargirl is not horny, she is content to see if you want to fuck (hoping you don't, that's free money for them). So, it's up to you to get laid.

However, if they like you or want you as a repeat customer, on the last day, they will fuck your brains out, hoping that you won't immediately barfine some other lady after they leave (because you're not horny), and then they have a window to work you on LINE or Messenger to convince you to barfine them again.

Conversely, if they are receptive but not aggressive, then they are just going through the motions, even if they give you GFE.

[Explorer8939]

I went to Club Fate last night, lots of ladies and customers. Pretty good raunchiness factor.

I had a lady with me, so I couldn't engage much with the other ladies. But I got laid in my condo afterwards, so all's well that ends well.

[WishfulThinker]

Chatted up a 22 year old girl on TF today, her picture looked great and we had a great convo on WhatsApp. She sent me some sexy pictures of her legs and close-up of her boobs, so I was exceptionally horny. For 1500 baht I agreed with short time and invited her to my hotel. When she arrived, I saw that she was chubbier than her pictures and I was a bit disappointed (these girls are good with their camera, why don't they become professional photographers. Hehe). However, she gave me a hug and had a great smile, which made me feel a bit more happier with my choice.

She undressed and her boobs were half the size as in her pictures, she used a lot of padding. Dropping to her knees, she started to give me a blowjob, a great sensation but not as good as you can get in a BJ bar. And I like it when the girl also squeezes my balls; but she preferred pincing my nipples. Unfortunately she did not pick up my subtle hints to play with my balls. Now she stopped sucking and was giving me a hand job, which is ok with me if I can finger her pussy but also here she was very "shy". Eventually I started jerking myself and she started to play with her pussy, moaning away like a porno star. It turned me on and I squirted over her and my chest. It was good to cum again in Pattaya. Haha.

I gave her 2000 baht and asked for 500 baht change, as we agreed on 1500 baht and only spent about 30 minutes together. She didn't have any money with her she said, but after suggesting to change at 7-11 she magically found 500 baht in her purse.

She was a sweet girl but I won't be inviting her for another ST; she was a bit too passive and 1500 baht was maybe a bit too much for her services. But I was horny and its my first day in Pattaya. You win some, you lose some, its all part of the game.

[Explorer8939]

I am back from Phuket, and my massage lady came over to do her thing. Maybe 30 minutes of standard oil massage, then she started with the prostate massage, balls massage, HJ, etc. Of course, after long rubbing down there, I started feeling frisky, but no way am I going to waste her talents on fucking.

When she left, I checked the time, it was more than 2 hours after she arrived.

I am beginning to think she has a fetish for prostate massage.

[Explorer8939]

Went on the prowl in Pattaya after about 15 years of not visiting the place (visited Thailand multiple times in between). Went around walking street, beach street, some sois linking second and third street and writing a few points with about 16000 steps logged and a few thai whisky stops and titties in between.

- Sorry guys. I am a bit disappointed. Beach street now looks like any other tourist place in the world with all the skyscrapers and tacky souvenir shops. Steetwalkers seem older and more worn down then I remember. And I remember literally asking one girl her ID to make sure she's of legal age back in the day.

- Walking street Pattaya vs. Nana Bangkok. Nana wins hands down for atmosphere. Sure, Walking street has a load of bars but most have girls obviously not having fun, fully clothed, with some honorable exceptions of dancing topless but in way too lit up rooms where groping in the corner would just be seen by to many prying eyes, and so on. For me, Spankys in current Nana is a benchmark of having fun and it's hard to accept less.

- What the hell happened with proliferation of beer gardens between second and third street, wow! So many options, but obviously post-covid everything is too large and there's mostly not enough girls or punters or in some cases both. And not judging here but most of the clientele has that 1000 mile stare, is rapidly approaching or has passed 60 and in general I don't know... vibe just feels offputting. There are places where the vibe just invites me to sit and have a drink, and places which don't. And I did not have a drink until reaching walking street again.

I would suggest you try a Gentlemen's club. There are plenty around Soi Chaiyapoon. You may not have noticed them, because they are closed, IE not open to the street.

[ZenMinded1]

Went on the prowl in Pattaya after about 15 years of not visiting the place (visited Thailand multiple times in between). Went around walking street, beach street, some sois linking second and third street and writing a few points with about 16000 steps logged and a few thai whisky stops and titties in between.

- Sorry guys. I am a bit disappointed. Beach street now looks like any other tourist place in the world with all the skyscrapers and tacky souvenir shops. Steetwalkers seem older and more worn down then I remember. And I remember literally asking one girl her ID to make sure she's of legal age back in the day.

- Walking street Pattaya vs. Nana Bangkok. Nana wins hands down for atmosphere. Sure, Walking street has a load of bars but most have girls obviously not having fun, fully clothed, with some honorable exceptions of dancing topless but in way too lit up rooms where groping in the corner would just be seen by to many prying eyes, and so on. For me, Spankys in current Nana is a benchmark of having fun and it's hard to accept less.

- What the hell happened with proliferation of beer gardens between second and third street, wow! So many options, but obviously post-covid everything is too large and there's mostly not enough girls or punters or in some cases both. And not judging here but most of the clientele has that 1000 mile stare, is rapidly approaching or has passed 60 and in general I don't know... vibe just feels offputting. There are places where the vibe just invites me to sit and have a drink, and places which don't. And I did not have a drink until reaching walking street again.

There. Sorry for all the negativity, but genuinely curious as to what special places might measure up to stuff I'm used to in BKK.

Also, is there any action in or around Jomtien beach? Some places seemed to get busy in the evening (memorable bar name on the road to Pattaya, "Don't tell mama" but didn't sample as it was a rather short stay and places also seemed few and far inbetweeen and I tend to like things packed within walking distance.

[WalkAboutBoyz]

I will not say better, but they are cheaper. I do not know what you mean by better. If by regular checkup you mean a doctor asking how are you doing today, then I guess so.

True true. But at least having a doctor take a look down there or making it easy for a girl to get treatment for a burning sensation makes them a least a little "better" LOL.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Just curious since I'm coming to Phuket for the first time soon, but why are freelancers better than the bar girls? In Angeles city, I always found bar girls seemed cleaner than freelancers and they got regular checkups.

Walkaboutboyz,

One quick word for you to remember, Phuket is far more than just Patong and Bangla Road.

Patong itself has many different areas and prices, just like Pattaya does.

And then outside of Patong there are areas in Kamala, Kata, Chalong and Rawai.

[IHeartIpa]

I will not say better, but they are cheaper. I do not know what you mean by better. .

The hottest P4P girls work at gogo bars. I find freelancers to be a bit more of a GFE experience which I like but some guys equate looks= better.

[Mr Enternational]

Just curious since I'm coming to Phuket for the first time soon, but why are freelancers better than the bar girls? In Angeles city, I always found bar girls seemed cleaner than freelancers and they got regular checkups.

I will not say better, but they are cheaper. I do not know what you mean by better. If by regular checkup you mean a doctor asking how are you doing today, then I guess so.