Pattaya Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

It all makes sense now. My Coca Cola girl claimed she was 19 and mamasan confirmed. The bar fine for her was 600 baht, which confirms 19 is old enough for sex work. So delicious, but at that time I needed another couple hours to recover from an earlier session. Timing is everything.

Happy to explain it.

Tho the further you get from the bigger centres, the looser they seem to be in caring about age limits.

Also, once you've seen one Thai girls ID card you will understand how they can use someone elses card so easily to fake their age.

They all get their ID cards done in such a way that they look nothing like it when made up and dolled up.

Also, they can get a replacement card immediately almost anywhere for a very small cost.

So they happily share cards around.

[WingZero94]

Thanks for all the reporting mate. I think I know which massage girl you were talking about the other day. She'd definitely be the prettiest one on the street.

[Banana Boi]

I filmed some videos for my friend Owen's Youtube channel and was tempted to have a massage with extras but didn't see any girls that tempted me.

Please feel free to link your YouTube videos here. It's allowed. I skimmed through the ones posted yesterday and today. Keep up the good work. Enjoy your return to Thailand.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Yea Soi 6 has the bars with pretty girls. But when Honey body massage, Honey 2 and Sabai Dee body massage soapies will open man? I am waiting here since 2 weeks and there is no repairing going on or any sort of effort to open them.

Anyone know any good soapies around? I miss the Bangkok soapies now in Pattaya.

I went to Soi buakhao road and LK Metro gogo bars. They do not have the dancing girls anymore, they are just bars with drinking guys and girls as waitresses. No body show no nothing.

Let me know more Gentlemens clubs like Kings club. 3 PM in afternoon is too early for me and my little rocket. Let me know if it is a good idea to visit the Gentlemens clubs in evening around 6? What is the difference?

Were you not aware Pattaya is operating at 5% of pre covid activity. Maybe even less.

[Gonz0]

It's common for bars to pay salary at the end of the month, but commission for ladydrinks are paid the next day.

Concerning tequila shots: the bar has bottles of tequila for ladies that are watered down. What I do is order a shot for me, which comes from a bottle of undiluted tequila, and a shot for the lady, which comes from the watered down bottle. Then I drink the lady's shot, leaving her the real stuff.

What is the main reason for the watered down ladies drinks? Is it to increase profit or for the lady to remain sober?

How do they react when you drink the diluted stuff and give them the real tequila?

[Mr Enternational]

So anyone who knows Pattaya knows the Russians flock here year round, there is always a good amount of them on the beaches and in the cheap taxi's. You don't see them much in the bars, nightclubs etc since their money doesn't go that far down here.

Most Russians hung out at Mixx Disco.

Over and over and all of the hundreds of exchange booths down here you would start seeing X's across the RUS symbol in the windows. And things here surely won't improve for them anytime soon.

The Russian girlfriend that I had in Pattaya had to move back to Vladivostok a few months ago. We still talk all the time and I was planning on visiting her there until this BS. The other day she said:

"Difficult times in Russia now. Fucking politics! FB, Instagram and WhatsApp periodically blocked. I work a lot, but I don't have enough money. I can't renovate my apartment."

[Sir Lancelot]

I wasn't hungover when I woke up but I was teetering on the brink. I gulped down a bottle of water and went back to bed. Mental note: cut down on the alcohol.

Feeling somewhat better mid-afternoon, I went for a wander. I filmed some videos for my friend Owen's Youtube channel and was tempted to have a massage with extras but didn't see any girls that tempted me.

After a veritable feast from the 7 Eleven for dinner (shrimp pot noodle and a custard bun for dessert) I headed out at 6. 30 am to meet Sam. Our plan tonight was to visit Walking Street but he informed me there would be no point going there before 8 pm so we decided to have a few drinks in the LK Metro area.

We started at a small bar on soi Buakhao called Olry LK Bar as Sam is interested in a girl there. She wasn't there. Not to worry, I was joined by a sweet girl called Miaow. My second Miaow of the trip (these cats just sniff me out). The prices were pretty standard at 80 baht for my Chang and 150 for the ladydrink.

Next we went to Sugar Sugar. A pretty girl outside literally jumped on Sam and wrapped her legs around him. He's been working on her for a while and given her warm welcome, it has worked! Inside I saw a lovely girl walk past and invited her over. Her name was Nan and she was 24. She was great. She had a pretty face with oriental features and was good fun, wrinkling her nose cutely whenever she laughed at one my jokes. She told me she used to work in one of my favourite gogo bars pre-pandemic, Airport, but admitted she makes more money these days with ladydrinks, than she did when gogos were fully operational.

The girl I bar-fined from Crystal Club has been messaging me on Line so I wanted to pay her a visit and buy her a drink. But I made an embarrassing error.

I asked a girl with a similar appearance if she wanted a drink! It was only when she stood up to go inside with me that I saw the girl I bar-fined sat there on a stool, smiling awkwardly. So I ended up buying a drink for her and giving her unfortunate lookalike 100 baht by way of an apology.

It was Saturday night and the club was noticeably busier than my previous visit, with twice the number of girls dancing. But I only had eyes for my girl, who I bar-fined on my first night. What a beautiful smile. I bought her two ladydrinks and it was nice to catch up.

The time had come to go to Walking Street. We both got on the back of a motorbike taxi and five minutes (and 60 baht) later we were stood under the familiar Walking Street sign.

We walked on to the street and it was strange not to be greeted with the usual blaze of neon and screaming Hello, girls. Lots of the bars are still closed but we discovered that those that are open are very lively indeed.

Firstly we went to Skyfall, a long bar with a narrow stage in the middle. Needless to say I did my best James Bond impression when I walked in. I saw a number of pretty girls as we were directed to our seats but barely had I sat down and two girls wedged themselves either side of me. I don't understand why gogo bars encourage this. If I was given time to choose my own girl, maybe I'd be tempted enough to bar-fine her? I bought a drink for a girl with glasses, who was older than I usually go for but an enjoyable companion.

As we left, Sam was cursing. His girl had quoted him 5000 for long-time.

Would Fahrenheit get our temperature's rising? It's a big bar and it was packed inside with almost every seat taken by farang, most with a girl or two for company. There just have been 60-70 girls. It's strange seeing a bar so packed have a big empty stage in the middle. Surely having the girls up there would help with social distancing?

There were lots of pretty faces but once again a bossy waitress thought she knew my taste in girls better than me and practically pushed a young girl at me. 'Buy drink for girl?' the waitress asked within 12 nanoseconds. I know ladydrink pressure is hardly a new phenomenon but in covid times, the waitresses and mamasans in these gogo bars seem to have been on a training course on how to be as irritating as possible.

The girl was cute but not my type (and barely spoke a word of English), but I decided not to get bullied in to buying a ladydrink for her. Instead I deliberately tipped the girl a very generous 100 baht when I paid my bill, twice as much as she'd get for a ladydrink. She was visibly delighted but the bar would get nothing.

I was given a mission by my friend back in England. He follows various bars on Facebook and when Windmill posted a new photo recently, he nearly fell off his seat as it featured a girl he really likes, who he had bar-fined from another bar and regretted not keeping in touch with. He wanted me to try and get her number for him.

To enter Windmill you have to get tested. I knew this was the case so did a quick lateral flow test in my room before heading out to make sure I was in the clear. It was a very quick process outside Windmill. I was swabbed up the nose and within 30 seconds was given the all-clear. As a matter of interest I asked the man how many people have tested positive and he showed me his logbook. One person yesterday, none the day before, none the day before, one the day before that. Going back two weeks there wasn't a single day when more than one had tested positive.

Windmill was packed inside, so we grabbed stools next to the empty stage. There were lots of customers and lots of girls. They've definitely improved their recruitment policy because last time I visited I had the misfortune of seeing perhaps the oldest gogo girl I've ever seen stick a cucumber up her pussy. But now there were younger girls and a few cuties too. I scanned around and couldn't see Macca's girl, so showed the photo to a waitress.

'Yes, that's Aa' she replied before adding 'she not in today, back tomorrow' (bar-speak for for being nailed as we speak by a horny farang). Mission status: failed.

I enjoyed Windmill though. The place is famous for its anything-goes atmosphere. Girls paraded around topless and one guy was licking the pussy of a girl who was kneeling on all fours on his table.

It was just after 10 pm when we entered Pinup, which Sam describes as the number one gogo in Pattaya. I was shocked with how busy it was. There was barely a free seat and I'd estimate between 80 and 100 girls. The girls were all young and the talent levels were exceptionally high. Everywhere I looked it seemed were girls I'd happily bar-fine.

As we were being shown to the only free stools, I saw a blonde haired girl looking bored, leaning on her hand. I did a mock yawn and she laughed. She seemed quite bubbly so I invited her to sit with me for a drink. She had a shorter, fashionable haircut and the longest orange fake nails I've seen. They were like talons! But we didn't click and conversation was hard work. A gorgeous girl walking past saw me admiring her and stroked my arm surreptitiously.

I wanted to go back to Tree Town and go to one final bar there but Sam got chatting with a girl he knows and then had an issue with his bill, which meant it was 10.40 by the time we jumped on to the back of a motorbike taxi.

When we got back to Tree Town I rushed to at Lai but my favourite girl was busy taking to a customer. I waved goodbye to Sam, who wanted to bar-fine his girl from Moonlight again, and did a quick circuit of the beer-bars. Most were closing and there were few girls. I looked for the girl I bar-fined from Blue Sky Bar but she wasn't there.

The bars close promptly at 11 and the streets are busy with people rushing home or back to their girls. Ordinarily this would be a good opportunity to score a last-ditch hookup but not when all the girls have masks on!

I say 'everyone', none of the ladyboys had masks on and neither did a small selection of black girls on the green raised walkway at the front of Tree Town. I was absolutely determined not to have a girl-free night so approached the prettiest and we agreed on 1500 for long-time.

Her name was Ivy and she was Ugandan. She had a nice face, long braided hair and although she was in her 30's she definitely had sex appeal. She also spoke excellent English and I really enjoyed chatting with her back in my room.

We undressed and she gave me a magical blowjob. She expertly licked and teased my dick and inside thighs with the tip of her tongue and sucked me slow and deep with lots of eye contact. I fucked her on top with lots of passionate kissing and then slapped in to her behind doggy style, before she rode me energetically. I then took the condom off and we had a nice 69. She grinded her pussy in to my face and suddenly began quivering uncontrollably and groaning. She finished me off with a blowjob, pulling away as she heard me coming and laughing as I shot my load up my chest.

It had been a good night. Walking Street on Saturday night had plenty of girls, even though pressure for ladydrinks was almost as high as the short and longtime prices. But there are lots of pretty girls. I was disappointed not to score a pretty gogo girl but the 11 pm closing time gives you a small window of opportunity. On the bright side though I'd had a great session with a Ugandan. Another country ticked off the list.

[Explorer8939]

Took a run down to soi 6 today and stopped at Lust and had a 31 y old soi 6 girl with a great ass dance on my dick while I played with her body. I was shocked actually, I guessed her age at around 23. She had a real nice personality to go with a tight pair of shorts without anything under them. These girls do make a decent amount on drinks but the paycheck comes only at the end of the month so they do look for some barfines to keep the money flowing. I hit a few more bars and then went in to do a round with an X Thai Friendly girl who's now back on soi 6 working her magic. We went upstairs and it was a porn star session with deepthroat, rimming and even a bit of anal thrown in. Had a fantastic time. Finished up and went downstairs and bought her a few more drinks. Then the shit hit the fan so to speak, she asked for a shot of tequila and I said yes. She comes back with the shot and I stuck my finger in it and tasted water. I had tested her first few drinks and they were real drinks, why she asked for a shot of water is beyond me. She knew she pissed me off a bit although the extent was diminished with the fantastic session. I do really like the girl and as I'm settling the bill I tell her 'from now on you only do shots of tequila, no more mixed drinks and I will test all of them'. So the money comes and she pushes her tits together and says 'tip for me?.

It's common for bars to pay salary at the end of the month, but commission for ladydrinks are paid the next day.

Concerning tequila shots: the bar has bottles of tequila for ladies that are watered down. What I do is order a shot for me, which comes from a bottle of undiluted tequila, and a shot for the lady, which comes from the watered down bottle. Then I drink the lady's shot, leaving her the real stuff.

[Breadman]

So anyone who knows Pattaya knows the Russians flock here year round, there is always a good amount of them on the beaches and in the cheap taxi's. You don't see them much in the bars, nightclubs etc since their money doesn't go that far down here. Well it would seem they are having some issues here now getting money to live on. I was on a baht bus and a Russian woman and her son were riding in the back, they hit the buzzer and the mother went to pay the 20 baht. She started to walk back to her son who was holding two peddle scooters and the driver started to yell back at her. He even put the truck's parking brake on and jumped out yelling for her to give him another 10 baht. Seems she only gave him half what was owed. And in a heavy Russian accent she said 'I have no more money'.

I've been watching a neon exchange rate sign on a corner that I pass by every day and when the rubble started to drop the exchange booths started to lower their rates until one day the rate was all zeros. Over and over and all of the hundreds of exchange booths down here you would start seeing X's across the RUS symbol in the windows. And things here surely won't improve for them anytime soon.

[Visal]

Yea Soi 6 has the bars with pretty girls. But when Honey body massage, Honey 2 and Sabai Dee body massage soapies will open man? I am waiting here since 2 weeks and there is no repairing going on or any sort of effort to open them.

Anyone know any good soapies around? I miss the Bangkok soapies now in Pattaya.

I went to Soi buakhao road and LK Metro gogo bars. They do not have the dancing girls anymore, they are just bars with drinking guys and girls as waitresses. No body show no nothing.

Let me know more Gentlemens clubs like Kings club. 3 PM in afternoon is too early for me and my little rocket. Let me know if it is a good idea to visit the Gentlemens clubs in evening around 6? What is the difference?

[Sam Sanuk]

So I counted out some invisible bills and put them between her tits and say 'you drink water you get water for a tip'.

Ha ha ha. Perfect! I will remember that one!

Kind of like response to a Prima Dona go go dancer who quoted 3000 baht for ST. I asked her how long and she said 1 hour. I did a quick / approximate calculation and told her that was almost 50 baht per minute. She kind of liked shrugged, so I told her "OK. I'll take 10 minutes."

SS.

[Breadman]

Took a run down to soi 6 today and stopped at Lust and had a 31 y old soi 6 girl with a great ass dance on my dick while I played with her body. I was shocked actually, I guessed her age at around 23. She had a real nice personality to go with a tight pair of shorts without anything under them. These girls do make a decent amount on drinks but the paycheck comes only at the end of the month so they do look for some barfines to keep the money flowing. I hit a few more bars and then went in to do a round with an X Thai Friendly girl who's now back on soi 6 working her magic. We went upstairs and it was a porn star session with deepthroat, rimming and even a bit of anal thrown in. Had a fantastic time. Finished up and went downstairs and bought her a few more drinks. Then the shit hit the fan so to speak, she asked for a shot of tequila and I said yes. She comes back with the shot and I stuck my finger in it and tasted water. I had tested her first few drinks and they were real drinks, why she asked for a shot of water is beyond me. She knew she pissed me off a bit although the extent was diminished with the fantastic session. I do really like the girl and as I'm settling the bill I tell her 'from now on you only do shots of tequila, no more mixed drinks and I will test all of them'. So the money comes and she pushes her tits together and says 'tip for me?

So I counted out some invisible bills and put them between her tits and say 'you drink water you get water for a tip'.

[HorseTrader]

The legal drinking age is 20.

However for working, girls only have to be 18 to be able to work in a bar or entertainment venue, including as sex workers.

It all makes sense now. My Coca Cola girl claimed she was 19 and mamasan confirmed. The bar fine for her was 600 baht, which confirms 19 is old enough for sex work. So delicious, but at that time I needed another couple hours to recover from an earlier session. Timing is everything.

[Sir Lancelot]

I had sex again in the morning with the girl I bar-fined last night and she left about 9 am, looking cute in her tiny denim shorts and baseball cap. I went back to sleep for another few hours.

I had a nice English breakfast at a place called The Sports Lounge for just 109 baht, which included a free cup of tea. Proper bacon and a good pork sausage. Just what my stomach craved after all the tom yam and fried rice I've been eating.

My plan was to have a quiet afternoon but at about 3 pm I got itchy feet and decided I didn't want to waste my time in Pattaya. There was only one thing for it. A quick visit to soi 6.

I didn't want to spend too long on soi 6 as I had arranged to meet Sam on Tree Town later. So I did one quick recce down the street and saw a lovely looking girl wearing a tight orange dress outside Where Angels Play, that emphasised her amazing figure. I bought her a drink and she was a lovely girl. She was just 23 and had the kind of fresh-faced innocence I like. She told me she was Vietnamese and she had braces on her teeth. I couldn't resist taking her upstairs. The room was 350 and she asked for 1500 but accepted my usual counter-offer of 1000 plus tip.

Interestingly, I got chatting with the owner, an American guy, and he told me things are picking up. In fact he has employed five new girls in the past few days alone.

My choice of girl led me upstairs to a dark room and we showered together, always a good prelude to sex. She was tall and skinny and had small, pert tits. On the bed we kissed and soon I was sliding in to her tight pussy. I didn't want a long drawn-out session and soon she rode me expertly to a climax as I squeezed her tits.

It was an enjoyable quickie with a pretty young girl.

That evening I met my friend Sam at Blue Sky Bar. There was a birthday party with live music and free food, and we ended up staying there all night. Conversation flowed and so did the lady-drinks.

For most of the night we were joined by two guests. Sam's son was briefly married to a Thai girl and on a previous night he told me about her, describing her as 'the most beautiful girl in Pattaya'. I assumed he was exaggerating as she was family, but when she turned up she was spectacular. She was early 20's and had the face of an angel. In contrast her friend had purple hair and big fake tits.

Interestingly, Sam's daughter-in-law currently works in a beer bar in Tree Town. I won't say which one but it just goes to show that gems can be found, even now. She wasn't a 10/10, she was an 11/10 and had the kind of face you see staring down at you from the billboards that line the motorways in Bangkok.

It was a fun night but I drank too much. At one point the bar gave us free drinks too and I have a hazy recollection that at one point I was dancing with one of the bar-girls to a woman in drag singing Tina Turner. My drinks bill came to 1750 baht but I didn't mind, it had been a great night. Plus I didn't feel under pressure to bar-fine as I'd already had my fun at soi 6.

Incidentally, it was a Friday night and significantly busier than any night I've visited Tree Town. At one point our bar barely had a free seat.

As we parted ways, Sam promised me tomorrow he'd taken me on a tour of Walking Street. I was excited in an investigative sense, but had low expectations as I've read bad things. Stay tuned to find out how it went.

[Tptp76]

I have a friend in a similar situation, who works for a small firm in Europe. He was spending months at a time in Patts even pre covid (working from home was OK in his company). He worked using a VPN to mask his location. He is himself an IT wizz kid, so he probably knew what he was doing.

I have thought about doing this, because I'm working from home for almost two years now. But I work for a rather small company, and am afraid (or pretty certain actually) that our IT guy can see that I'm logging in from Thailand instead of my own apartment. He might even be able to see that I'm logging in from Pattaya, and that's the last thing I want for obvious reasons.
People who work for a big international company for example are more 'anonymous', and nobody might even notice or care where they are logging in from.

And beside that I'm afraid that the wifi in most hotels in Thailand is too slow or restricted for my company's programs.