Pattaya Reports

[RacShack]

If I see anyone half decent looking at a BJ bar I grab her right away. If she's with a guy I smile at her and it's then up to her if she wants to come to me or not. Even pre-COVID finding a good looking girl at BJ bars was difficult but if you find a pretty girl in a BJ bar you it's like striking gold.

Now that you're going to be an expat, your wingman should be teaching you some of those bad words in Thai. Easy to learn and distinguish when the girls say them..

BJ bars was only think missing for me in Pattaya, was a game changer for me when I ask you about and you send me full list of, had no idea so many until you filled me in!

[Banana Boi]

After a bit we decided to check out Camel Toe, have to ask why would guys go to this place? Only a few decent lookers who never come around and you get harassed by some very very average looking ladies. My wingman was trying to disengage from a group of said elderly women when one made a negative comment about him in Thai. Mistake since my buddy can speak and understand Thai. It was a pretty good insult from his reaction, that comment and having a 40 something fat Thai girl trying to hang all over you put him over the edge. Won't be going back there ever again, too far off the beaten path and some of the ugliest women I've seen on this trip so far.

If I see anyone half decent looking at a BJ bar I grab her right away. If she's with a guy I smile at her and it's then up to her if she wants to come to me or not. Even pre-COVID finding a good looking girl at BJ bars was difficult but if you find a pretty girl in a BJ bar you it's like striking gold.

Now that you're going to be an expat, your wingman should be teaching you some of those bad words in Thai. Easy to learn and distinguish when the girls say them.

Then off to Club 4. Man had a good time here, girls were playful without being pushy and the drunker they got the better the night went on.

I really miss the Soi Full Love inn BJ bars. Always fun and super cheap. I never understood why more guys didn't go when I used to do my weekly BJ bar / G club reviews.

[Breadman]

Had me a little cutie who does mall shows on the weekend and was in need of extra cash, so she came over for a great romp. Wasn't in the need for sex after so met my buddy at Kings club on 3rd road. It was ok, nothing much to look at with the exception of a few decent lookers who were already with customers. Had to fend off a few frisky hands but all in all was a decent venture into the club scene. After a bit we decided to check out Camel Toe, have to ask why would guys go to this place? Only a few decent lookers who never come around and you get harassed by some very very average looking ladies. My wingman was trying to disengage from a group of said elderly women when one made a negative comment about him in Thai. Mistake since my buddy can speak and understand Thai. It was a pretty good insult from his reaction, that comment and having a 40 something fat Thai girl trying to hang all over you put him over the edge. Won't be going back there ever again, too far off the beaten path and some of the ugliest women I've seen on this trip so far. Then off to Club 4. Man had a good time here, girls were playful without being pushy and the drunker they got the better the night went on. There was one smoking hot girl there with hair down to her ass but we were told her BF takes care of her and she only works for drinks. Pity, she was prime grade A. About a good 15 girls, some pretty good looking considering its a BJ bar. Went on a bumble to the bars next door. They had a few girls but absolutely no customers. Did take a cutie in the back at one for a nice 500 baht BJ, worth every penny. Ended the night at Club 4 with more girls drunk and going naked on the stage. They were also doing live video chatting with guys I'm guessing for money. It was an interesting night.

On a side note I grabbed a private taxi from Jomtien into Pattaya at 4 pm and the driver said I was his first fare and this would allow him to grab some food. That shows just how slow things are here. Tons of police checkpoints reported now in odd places, looking for their extra income. No way its advisable to drive a motorbike while drunk or without a license here now.

[Cool]

With so many bars opening in Pattaya now, are they getting any customers? I am sure TreeTown is full, but what about other places?

Businesses that were popular before C19 have a leg up on competition. Top spots on W Street still being frequented.

[Nixonbd]

I've never heard of any of these places is there a good article that describes these?

You can get great information on the Gentleman's Clubs through YouTube videos (Buzzinpattaya). I've never been, but they appear enticing to an older crowd.

[Mr Enternational]

There are at least 20 gentleman's clubs open at the moment if you include places like club 4

I guess that is why I just see them all as hoarhouses. To me places like Club 4 are just BJ bars, the same as Telephone Bar. As somebody else said, the pool and food are kind of what make it a so-called Pattaya gentlemen's club in my opinion.

[GuyBrusg1957]

I always love this. I have been told so I believe it.

There are at least 20 gentleman's clubs open at the moment if you include places like club 4 (which is going the old fashioned route of pantyless girls and ice cubes in the puss etc) plus soi boomerang. People always name the famous ones like Kinnarree, Pashion, Heaven etc but there are plenty of others where you food is free if you spend 350 baht. Great place to while away a few hours.

I've never heard of any of these places is there a good article that describes these?

[Cusland]

It all depends on where you want to pick your girls from. Soapies, Oilies, discos, beer bars, BJ bars, FL, gogo bars, etc. Pattaya gogo bars barfines are nearly twice as much as BKK. For a budget conscious monger, no area can beat Soi 6 pre-COVID. Just for the quantity or girls. Other than true G Clubs in BKK the rest are a nominal difference. Most guys on here don't do true G Clubs in BKK as they say it's of no value. I can't afford them.

Pre-COVID, as for rent, I think if you rent a monthly place for 10 k in both cities they will be similar. Same goes if you are paying 15 k or 25 k. The difference is Pattaya has a ton of places you could rent for 5-6 k per month pre-COVID, none of which I would have stayed in personally. I'm not a fan of crunchy pets.

Utter nonsense on Pattaya gogo barfine being double that if Bangkok and in Pattaya you don't need to deal with the anti-white culture. About half the gogos on soi Cowboy had girls who would only take Asian customers.

[Cusland]

I've been told most of the gentleman's clubs and soapy massages have been closed since the pandemic?

I always love this. I have been told so I believe it.

There are at least 20 gentleman's clubs open at the moment if you include places like club 4 (which is going the old fashioned route of pantyless girls and ice cubes in the puss etc) plus soi boomerang. People always name the famous ones like Kinnarree, Pashion, Heaven etc but there are plenty of others where you food is free if you spend 350 baht. Great place to while away a few hours.

[Banana Boi]

Saudis have been coming to Pattaya for many years.

Hasn't there been a ban of Saudi tourism for 33 years? If a Saudi travelled to Thailand their passports would likely be denied renewal by the Saudi government, if they made it home alive. Thailand was murdering Saudis.

Now that times are tough in Thailand they want the Saudis to save the day.

[Wolvenvacht]

Wasn't there a lane just off Walking Street that catered specifically for Saudis? I remember in 2013 stumbling upon lots of bars with shisha pipes and cushions. The music was deafening, probably to hide the language barrier, and there was a disproportionate amount of ladyboys (not that I'm insinuating anything).

Indeed, there was and probably still is. Most girls there carry several extra kilos of weight as that seems to be the type the Saudi's like.

[Explorer8939]

With so many bars opening in Pattaya now, are they getting any customers? I am sure TreeTown is full, but what about other places?

[Mr Enternational]

Okay, we get it. A Gentlemen's' Club is not your style. But some people like spending time with ladies and buying drinks before deciding.

I did not say the gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya were not my style. If they have chicks that are fucking then of course it is my style. I just do not have the mindset that I have to go in and buy a bunch of drinks for the chicks. I know how to go in and pick one that I like and start fucking. I guess I save the courting for chicks that are not hookers. And every now and then I will buy a chick a drink, but only after I feel that I am being entertained. I don't just see a chick and say 1 drink for you. It is just not part of my process as the OP stated he would go in, find a chick, buy her a drink as if buying the drink is essential.

[JohnnyVegas]

Okay, we get it. A Gentlemen's' Club is not your style. But some people like spending time with ladies and buying drinks before deciding.

You would love how many Chinese get their ladies in gogos, they walk in, pick a lady, walk up to her and stick up their fingers, one finger for every 1,000 baht. Then, it's off to their hotel room. Easy peasy.

LMFAO. Hoar house ARCHAIC LITERARY adjective = grayish white; gray or gray-haired with age.

I don't want any gray haired *****s working in the *****HOUSES I frequent! But seriously, that's what makes Pattaya great. Every day and every night you have your choice of street walkers, go-go's, gentlemen's clubs, BJ bars, massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, etc. Let them who like to buy drinks, buy them. Some of us even go to dinner with the girls before or after fucking them. Some of us like Short time, some like Long Time. Sometimes we switch it up depending on our moods or depending on the girl. You do you, I do me.

Kinnaree use to be a good men's CLUB where guys knew each other, where we had an annual Christmas Party, and where there was really good BBQ and food specials each week as an added bonus to the pink snapper that was always hanging around.

[Tomasb]

I remember once a few years ago going up to the rooftop pool of my condo for a swim and finding an Arab woman fully dressed swimming laps in the pool.