Pattaya Reports

[Horatio]

The reason you go to hookers is not why I do. I liked playing games with bar girls. Getting to know a bit of their personality, see if they are fun, like to laugh, have a sweet disposition. Then I like a GFE. I like to lie in bed and watch tv with them. Fucking is a big part of it but not the majority part. I can get my nut off with porn. Fucking someone I know a bit and like is a lot better then just sex. That said sometimes in soi 6, just straight sex and move on was a lot of fun. Your way works for you but it wouldn't for me.

All that said, I enjoy your posts and have utilized your advice in the past. I really appreciate your knowledge and thoughts. Also I know you weren't talking to me. I just wanted to give my two cents.

LOL. That is the same reason I go to hookers. To get the pussy as quickly as possible. You can sit and talk and drink with her for 30 years. You still will not know how she is going to taste beforehand. How many guys have spent all that money on drinks just to find out they have a dud in the room. But yes on vacation and just kicking back I can see it. But truth is it is not necessary.

[Explorer8939]

LOL. That is the same reason I go to hookers. To get the pussy as quickly as possible. You can sit and talk and drink with her for 30 years. You still will not know how she is going to taste beforehand. How many guys have spent all that money on drinks just to find out they have a dud in the room. But yes on vacation and just kicking back I can see it. But truth is it is not necessary.

From the ladies' perspective, they like to talk to the customer for a bit before deciding whether they will go to the room. Yeah, I know, some ladies never say no.

[Mr Enternational]

This isn't a great analogy. You go to McDonalds to get served as quickly as possible and everyone knows how their food is going to taste beforehand.

LOL. That is the same reason I go to hookers. To get the pussy as quickly as possible. You can sit and talk and drink with her for 30 years. You still will not know how she is going to taste beforehand. How many guys have spent all that money on drinks just to find out they have a dud in the room. But yes on vacation and just kicking back I can see it. But truth is it is not necessary.

[Explorer8939]

What is intriguing about it? It is a hoarhouse. Go in and pick a chick and go to the room to fuck.

Why do guys always insist on buying drinks? Maybe in a normal setting to butter up or get a chick drunk that is not a hooker, but in a hoarhouse she is there to be paid to fuck.

You do not go to McDonald's and buy the cashier and cook a drink before you place your order in hopes that they will make your hamburger the right way. You don't walk into the barbershop and buy the barber a drink so he will cut your hair the right way. Hell, you don't even insist on buying your doctor a drink before that medical procedure and your life is in his hands.

I don't know. The concept of a hoarhouse is pretty cut and dry to me, but it seems some people make it out to be something more than it is.

Okay, we get it. A Gentlemen's' Club is not your style. But some people like spending time with ladies and buying drinks before deciding.

You would love how many Chinese get their ladies in gogos, they walk in, pick a lady, walk up to her and stick up their fingers, one finger for every 1,000 baht. Then, it's off to their hotel room. Easy peasy.

[Sir Lancelot]

What is intriguing about it?

Clearly it's intriguing because I have never been to a Gentleman's Club before.

Why do guys always insist on buying drinks?

To get to know a girl I may end up fucking? See her close-up? Establish a rapport? Suss out if she's worth taking upstairs? I've been to many, many establishments all around Asia where you go in, pick a girl and fuck her but my impression of Gentlemen's Clubs is that they're geared towards customers spending some time and making a no-rush choice? Plus, I'm on holiday, I don't want to rush, I want to enjoy myself.

You do not go to McDonald's and buy the cashier and cook a drink before you place your order.

This isn't a great analogy. You go to McDonalds to get served as quickly as possible and everyone knows how their food is going to taste beforehand.

[Mr Enternational]

I must say, I'm intrigued about the Gentlemen's Clubs. I've picked up info on ISG about Camel Toe, Kinnaree, Beach Club etc. Are these the go-to places? Am I right in saying that when you visit the setup is like an up-market soi 6 - I. E select a girl, buy her a drink, have a chat, upstairs you go?

What is intriguing about it? It is a hoarhouse. Go in and pick a chick and go to the room to fuck.

Why do guys always insist on buying drinks? Maybe in a normal setting to butter up or get a chick drunk that is not a hooker, but in a hoarhouse she is there to be paid to fuck.

You do not go to McDonald's and buy the cashier and cook a drink before you place your order in hopes that they will make your hamburger the right way. You don't walk into the barbershop and buy the barber a drink so he will cut your hair the right way. Hell, you don't even insist on buying your doctor a drink before that medical procedure and your life is in his hands.

I don't know. The concept of a hoarhouse is pretty cut and dry to me, but it seems some people make it out to be something more than it is.

[Sir Lancelot]

Thanks to those who responded to my previous post.

I must say, I'm intrigued about the Gentlemen's Clubs. I've picked up info on ISG about Camel Toe, Kinnaree, Beach Club etc. Are these the go-to places? Am I right in saying that when you visit the setup is like an up-market soi 6 - I. E select a girl, buy her a drink, have a chat, upstairs you go?

I'll be in Pattaya in a month so I'm keen to try maybe two or three of them. I'll post reports on my visits.

[Banana Boi]

People say Bangkok is costlier than Pattaya for the rent and girls too.

It all depends on where you want to pick your girls from. Soapies, Oilies, discos, beer bars, BJ bars, FL, gogo bars, etc. Pattaya gogo bars barfines are nearly twice as much as BKK. For a budget conscious monger, no area can beat Soi 6 pre-COVID. Just for the quantity or girls. Other than true G Clubs in BKK the rest are a nominal difference. Most guys on here don't do true G Clubs in BKK as they say it's of no value. I can't afford them.

Pre-COVID, as for rent, I think if you rent a monthly place for 10 k in both cities they will be similar. Same goes if you are paying 15 k or 25 k. The difference is Pattaya has a ton of places you could rent for 5-6 k per month pre-COVID, none of which I would have stayed in personally. I'm not a fan of crunchy pets.

[Allover]

On a quest for a rub and tug. Opted for oil massage at a small place on Soi 7. Oil massage Ok but no tug option offered.

Met a good freelancer from Thai Friendly. A plus size lady to be sure but good FS provided at 1000 bht..

Johnnie Bravo just ask the massage girl for "hand" before you agree to get the oil massage. I pick one sitting outside that appeals to me and ask if she is available. Then I ask if she will give me a happy ending or just ask if she will make me happy. You can also make the rub and tug motion for her to see. A high percentage of girls will do it. I never ask loudly enough for the other girls sitting outside to see or hear what I am asking. I might turn my back to the others while I talk to my girl. Some girls don't want their fellow workers to see this negotiation even though they all know who does what. Don't be shy. The younger ones get asked about rub and tugs every day. They will not be insulted.

[Visal]

People say Bangkok is costlier than Pattaya for the rent and girls too. I agree about the rent as it is obviously seen on airbnb but about the girls, what are freelancer girl prices in pattaya? In Bangkok I can get them at 1000 to 1500 baht ST or sometimes LT too.

[JohnnieBravo]

On a quest for a rub and tug. Opted for oil massage at a small place on Soi 7. Oil massage Ok but no tug option offered.

Met a good freelancer from Thai Friendly. A plus size lady to be sure but good FS provided at 1000 bht.

Regards,

JB.

[SinfullyKorean]

Typical MO of . S. Lapdancing patron, dispensing bills like coins.

Probably just drunk or honest mistake. It's easy to get currency exchange mixed up when trying to do the math in your head. He probably meant to give 100 baht, not 1000.555.

[BionicMan]

You'll have a GF for life if you pay her 1000 for a HJ.

Nope, he handed 1 gogo girl 1000 baht just for fun so she immediately told all her friends and they all swarmed like vampires to blood. I asked him why he did that. He said isn't 1000 baht like a few dollars?

Typical MO of Ú. S. Lapdancing patron, dispensing bills like coins.

[Member #4753]

Thanks for the report.

What is "LBM" and what is "tug".

LBM = LittleBigMan, he was referring to himself in the 3rd person.

Tug = Hand job as in "to tug on his dick".

Rub and Tug = quick rub down, followed by a tug.

[Zahle]

Thanks for the report.

What is "LBM" and what is "tug".

Just a quick observation while having my hot dog and fries outside the trailer wagon to Treetown. Personally, I can see why Omicron spread so quickly it is one big outside beer bar supposedly serving food. Many of you most likely read the news that a month ago 400 plus venues apply for restaurant license if the process of obtaining a license to operate a local mini-mart to sell liquor and cig are similar I don't see anyone being turn down. The biggest attraction to Treetown is new so call largest of the largest new GC called Beach Club, it looks like one big outdoor I-Bar.

The requirement supposed if you enter you must be tested or have a recent test result to show but I would say the majority aren't and if so go through the motion as if they are?

As for GoGo's many are starting to open my personal belief the ones that are opening the owners are tied together with one way or another. In the L. K. Area, I would say about half are open, Catch Me, Sugar Sugar, Destiny, Bachelor, Lady Love, the doors and lights are opened it is like they either kept the stage or threw some large bean bag pillows and have the girls sit with clothes eye candy. Yes, you can pick and buy them drinks this seems to be their main objective.

Walking Street. Pinup was the first to open, but it is like I noted about regarding the setup, Door open lights on they want a test before you go in I heard the policy is inconsistent some are asked to take a new test some aren't I told the door guy I'm not going in just taking a look, it was crowded inside not really the thing I need to sit A / see lights dimmed looking at tit and ass.

Again I think these clubs who are opened now are tied one way or another, Skyfar, Fahrenheit, Tantra, Palace basically the same creative the use now of the word " Bistro " but I don't see a lot of food?

Places are opening rumors it is now or never some just defy the rules and don't care because the money they are losing is more than the fines. Many are saying this time once we open unless the sky falls we aren't closing! Things are changing for me this isn't my scene just total cat and mouse.

When it comes to massages that have been my thing for many years, the hunt is the same for guys looking on the internet. Prior to Covid and GoGos, unless there was something exceptional and LBM has to have it at any cost sure I brought drinks but I would just look at the steak and leave and find myself a hamburger at a massage shop. I've had hit and misses but I've found some that are 10 times better than what I might get at a GoGo.

As the noted majority of the ones on Beach Road with uniforms are legit but if I see a face and body I like I usually do a foot chit-chat small talk if they offer or suggest you a Thai massage or oil your on first base. There are a few on the 2nd road behind WS. That dress in uniforms but gone through my process and have gotten lucky. Asking for exactly where that is a tough question to answer Pattaya isn't like Bangkok personally wish there were more options like BKK.

Finding places to give you a tug isn't going to be hard on Soi Baukhao getting a decent massage prior is rare you have a better chance with an older lady. But for a tug, you must stink like hell for one not to offer in my opinion. I never go for a tug it is FS or nothing, Tugs are usually 500, FS is 800-1000 usually 200 for the shop. Before I enter the shop I usually make sure I get a minimum of a half-decent massage during that massage somehow our conversation gets into what I expect if they don't agree then massage and I move on with a smile. In some of my best sessions, I had to put in a bit of work once I pick one said no extra she gave a great massage said she had a BF, I came back a number of times for her massage 2 months later was at heavens gate.

When it comes to Massage it is all hit and miss today I have a handful that I meet up with ST rooms throughout town. Gogo is just floor play.

Kinnarree is open I was there just before Christmas on a Sat, food day, packed with old guys like me but the selection was weak even for me, backed 20th, non-food, spoke to the manager said they were closed right after Christmas one of the staff bartenders got tested positive 2 weeks everyone is tested every 5-7 days. This time not many customers but again the lineup was weak but it is open!

Things are certainly changing, everytime we take a positive step forward it is 10 steps back hopefully this time things are different? Enjoy!