Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

From the girl supply side, I'm sure it is possible and 1000 THB per girl per day seems believable. Pattaya is a town that has been full of low cost hookers for decades. Remove >90% of the customers and the prices will go down.

What I question is "why?" Explorer wanted to take 2 girls to Koh Samui but didn't take the trip due to cost of COVID testing, but, he spends about 7000 baht per day on hookers and alcohol (5 girls at 1000 baht each plus perhaps 2000 baht alcohol and incidentals). The money adds up, perhaps 210,000 baht per month (6,300 USD per month or 5,400 Euros). That's a lot of money for a man who isn't working (or not working many hours) and is young enough to fuck 5 times a day.

Explorer implies (and maybe states) that girls getting naked and rubbing pussies in his face is because they are horny, I'll raise the BS flag on that one. These girls are working actresses who assume getting naked and doing various sex acts is part of the gig.

I can't imagine that having sex 5 times per day every day is at all fun. I just don't understand how any man would enjoy that lifestyle, even if his cock could survive the load. Perhaps he is lonely and his only options are hookers.

I've never seen any monger reports that they have met Explorer, some confirmation from other posters would add credibility to the Explorer reports. I recall a few years ago some posters raised the BS flan regarding Monkey Paw and his reports. Monkey Paw responded by meeting many of us (including me). He is real and I believe his reports. Maybe we need a series of multiple girls pictures taken by Explorer with a single Explorer possession in each picture (e.g., MP's stuffed bear).

I sometimes wonder about Explorer comments regarding what the girls say to each other. In my experience, groups of Thai girls speak Thai to each other. Explorer has never said anything about his ability to speak Thai, but he knows what they say.

Overall, I think there is a thread of truth to the Explorer reports, but the details have been greatly exaggerated.

Hmmm. A lot of issues there.

Why I didn't take the two ladies to Koh Samui? There was the issue of the 3800 baht per test per lady, but the killer was the hotel sending me a notice that 2 weeks of quarantine was required. I went to Koh Larn instead.

On the 200,000 baht per month issue, I should just say that I have money, and leave it there. The bigger issue for me is alcohol consumption, I think I drank an entire bottle of whiskey yesterday.

On 5 times a day, I don't fuck every lady that comes over, sometimes it's just foreplay.

On "horny" ladies, my point is that I know that bargirls fake it, but I am seeing signs that some of them really are horny. It's difficult to understand the situation that these ladies are, they have few customers (almost no one cancels on me), they live in rooms supplied by their bar, so they can't have visitors, they can't go out much since they are unvaccinated, and they have no money. Before someone points out that I have reported that some of the ladies have boyfriends, they are the exception, most of the ladies don't have regular access to dick. I am trying to get the word out to the ladies that they shouldn't bother doing shows for me. I understand that not every lady is in the mood every day, so no need to fake it.

My Thai is limited, but not zero.

You suggest that I am lonely. No shit. There is a pandemic here, and nowhere to go. My alternative is to watch TV or sit on my balcony and watch the ships go by. Let me ask you: if you had $, were shut in due to an epidemic, and knew a bunch of broke ladies, what would you do? Everyone here is bored out of their minds.

Plus, some of the ladies clean my place. One lady last night asked me if she could clean her toilet.

As for photos of the ladies, some of them do have sponsors, so they would be pissed if I got White Knighted. But, I have repeatedly posted photos of the ladies at Maggie Mays and related bars, they are the core of those who come over. I won't say which of them come over.

[HorseTrader]

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place? Until I read such reports I have no reason to doubt Explorer.

From the girl supply side, I'm sure it is possible and 1000 THB per girl per day seems believable. Pattaya is a town that has been full of low cost hookers for decades. Remove >90% of the customers and the prices will go down.

What I question is "why?" Explorer wanted to take 2 girls to Koh Samui but didn't take the trip due to cost of COVID testing, but, he spends about 7000 baht per day on hookers and alcohol (5 girls at 1000 baht each plus perhaps 2000 baht alcohol and incidentals). The money adds up, perhaps 210,000 baht per month (6,300 USD per month or 5,400 Euros). That's a lot of money for a man who isn't working (or not working many hours) and is young enough to fuck 5 times a day.

Explorer implies (and maybe states) that girls getting naked and rubbing pussies in his face is because they are horny, I'll raise the BS flag on that one. These girls are working actresses who assume getting naked and doing various sex acts is part of the gig.

I can't imagine that having sex 5 times per day every day is at all fun. I just don't understand how any man would enjoy that lifestyle, even if his cock could survive the load. Perhaps he is lonely and his only options are hookers.

I've never seen any monger reports that they have met Explorer, some confirmation from other posters would add credibility to the Explorer reports. I recall a few years ago some posters raised the BS flan regarding Monkey Paw and his reports. Monkey Paw responded by meeting many of us (including me). He is real and I believe his reports. Maybe we need a series of multiple girls pictures taken by Explorer with a single Explorer possession in each picture (e.g., MP's stuffed bear).

I sometimes wonder about Explorer comments regarding what the girls say to each other. In my experience, groups of Thai girls speak Thai to each other. Explorer has never said anything about his ability to speak Thai, but he knows what they say.

Overall, I think there is a thread of truth to the Explorer reports, but the details have been greatly exaggerated.

[Danny Duck]

500 baht girls are everywhere in Pattaya no doubt.

There's good reason they accept 500 baht.

[Danny Duck]

I meant MP is not a fake, Explorer and his other avatars are.

Am I the only one who Fancies attractive pretty girls.

I don't want old chunky who work in Factory.

I'm willing to pay 3,000 for above in agogo bar. No worries.

[XXL]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

I meant MP is not a fake, Explorer and his other avatars are.

[Goferring]

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place?....

Probably drowning in pussy too. 😜.

I don't get a vote because I'm not there but it's basic math. Pattaya had a gazillion hookers before. Many went home as business collapsed so there are probably only half a gazillion left. Add in the broke semi pros and civilians now desperate for money. These are divided amongst the 3 guys still in town. Now the odds are pretty good for anyone still there.

My calcs may be off by a few digits but you get the idea.

Now, the stamina required is another question. Performing like that day after day after day is way beyond me unless significant doses of horse tranquilizers are involved.

Regardless, it makes interesting reading. What do others want? Fascinating stories about the visa situation or immunisation levels?

Enjoy. G.

[Turgid]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place? Until I read such reports I have no reason to doubt Explorer.

[Mr Enternational]

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, its great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.

Nothing has changed. That has always been the case. It is just that most guys insisted on going to bars and paying barfines to get girls before, when that was never needed. There is nothing being said or done now that I have not said repeatedly in all these years.

[Crazy4Thai]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Easy to tell the difference. MP was readable and wrote with some level of variety.

[Explorer8939]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

I'm just posting what is happening here. But it's all not great. Tonight I had 2 ladies come, and one was obnoxious. One lady was obviously hot to go, I took her into the bedroom for some One-on-one, and the other lady was knocking on the door for no obvious reason. How do I know the lady was hot to go? She sat naked on the sofa with her legs apart, and her pussy was wet to the touch.

I had to go the toilet eventually and I heard a knock on the bathroom door. When I opened it, the obnoxious lady was sitting naked on my kitchen garbage can, with the lid open. As in, peeing in my garbage can.

The whole night went like that. I sent them home early, and have another pair coming for the night. Let's hope this goes better.

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, it’s great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.

[Johnie]

Many, many clones, alas, but not MP.

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

[Franciscass]

Don't ask me how but I seriously overbooked yesterday's entertainment so much so by 11 am there was a queue half way round the block. Now for a normal soul that might present a problem but not for this honcho who never sees problems only solutions. So a quick brunch of oysters tequila and lipovitamin and I was good to go. Some were quickies, familiar bodies, with familiar buttons to push, some took a little longer but presented little difficulty and by my afternoon Earl Grey tea break I was definitely on schedule. Dinner was steak tartare washed down with a speedball of tequila lipo and liquid sildenafil and by 11 pm it was done and dusted. Of course you can never be sure with these girls but I can say with some confidence my KPI of 90% satisfaction guaranteed was not only achieved but exceeded. I kept 5 all nighters mainly because they refused to go home. Don't believe it, I don't care. For me it was it just another day in my own wee corner of Paradise.

[XXL]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Many, many clones, alas, but not MP.

[J Janni]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Monkey Paw is legit. I met him in Pattaya. Nice guy.

[Johnie]

In *your* dreams.

It's what I do just about every day. I try to take Mondays off, because I don't want to drink every day. But then I have one lady come over for a sleepover, with no drinking.

The First Lady that came over yesterday has a Thai boyfriend who is a bank manager, but he is not giving her money this month, or showing up to see her. So, she comes over for small money and drinks. She's a hardened pro, so she doesn't act horny, or play the "I'm your girlfriend " role. She is okay with a little playing, though.

The two who came over in the late afternoon went into horny **** mode after an hour or so. One lady is full figured, and talks about how she will do anything, she says she loves getting fucked in the ass. The other lady is 21, and is a squirter. She wanted me to rub her pussy, which I did, while the other lady was grabbing my dick. After a while, she asked me to finger fuck her with 2 fingers, which I did. She started squirting, but I didn't stop until she grabbed my hand and asked me to stop. The other lady was blowing me, so I had to pull up her head so I could change position to sit back on my sofa. I had her stand on the sofa and fuck my mouth with her pussy, while the other lady gave me a BJ. We changed positions, the two ladies and me, until I sensed that they were running out of steam, and sent them home.

The third lady showed up at 7:30 pm, an hour early, so she cleaned my place while I had dinner. By 9:30, we were in bed, and I rubbed her pussy to warm her up. I made a mistake, I knew she liked very light fingering but I gave her a fairly heavy rub, like I did earlier in the day. Afterwards she says it felt good, but hurt. I am beginning to mix up what the ladies like. Which is another part of the story. The ladies know we are going to be together for a while longer, so they tell me what they like. I just hope I can remember all that. Anyway, after the long rub, the overnight lady gave me a sloppy BJ, and then mounted me in reverse cowboy. She stopped almost immediately and asked me not to move, presumably she came right away due to the rubbing. Then she told me I could cum, which I did in a couple of minutes.

The overnighter lady posted a photo on Facebook before coming to bed.

Today, I have 3 shifts coming. That means I have to run to the shop this morning for supplies. The ice factories in Pattaya are infected with Covid, so I make my own ice, which means I have to buy lots of water. Because the ladies put loads of ice in their drinks.

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?