Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place? Until I read such reports I have no reason to doubt Explorer.

[Mr Enternational]

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, its great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.

Nothing has changed. That has always been the case. It is just that most guys insisted on going to bars and paying barfines to get girls before, when that was never needed. There is nothing being said or done now that I have not said repeatedly in all these years.

[Crazy4Thai]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Easy to tell the difference. MP was readable and wrote with some level of variety.

[Explorer8939]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

I'm just posting what is happening here. But it's all not great. Tonight I had 2 ladies come, and one was obnoxious. One lady was obviously hot to go, I took her into the bedroom for some One-on-one, and the other lady was knocking on the door for no obvious reason. How do I know the lady was hot to go? She sat naked on the sofa with her legs apart, and her pussy was wet to the touch.

I had to go the toilet eventually and I heard a knock on the bathroom door. When I opened it, the obnoxious lady was sitting naked on my kitchen garbage can, with the lid open. As in, peeing in my garbage can.

The whole night went like that. I sent them home early, and have another pair coming for the night. Let's hope this goes better.

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, it’s great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.

[Johnie]

Many, many clones, alas, but not MP.

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

[Franciscass]

Don't ask me how but I seriously overbooked yesterday's entertainment so much so by 11 am there was a queue half way round the block. Now for a normal soul that might present a problem but not for this honcho who never sees problems only solutions. So a quick brunch of oysters tequila and lipovitamin and I was good to go. Some were quickies, familiar bodies, with familiar buttons to push, some took a little longer but presented little difficulty and by my afternoon Earl Grey tea break I was definitely on schedule. Dinner was steak tartare washed down with a speedball of tequila lipo and liquid sildenafil and by 11 pm it was done and dusted. Of course you can never be sure with these girls but I can say with some confidence my KPI of 90% satisfaction guaranteed was not only achieved but exceeded. I kept 5 all nighters mainly because they refused to go home. Don't believe it, I don't care. For me it was it just another day in my own wee corner of Paradise.

[XXL]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Many, many clones, alas, but not MP.

[J Janni]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Monkey Paw is legit. I met him in Pattaya. Nice guy.

[Johnie]

In *your* dreams.

It's what I do just about every day. I try to take Mondays off, because I don't want to drink every day. But then I have one lady come over for a sleepover, with no drinking.

The First Lady that came over yesterday has a Thai boyfriend who is a bank manager, but he is not giving her money this month, or showing up to see her. So, she comes over for small money and drinks. She's a hardened pro, so she doesn't act horny, or play the "I'm your girlfriend " role. She is okay with a little playing, though.

The two who came over in the late afternoon went into horny **** mode after an hour or so. One lady is full figured, and talks about how she will do anything, she says she loves getting fucked in the ass. The other lady is 21, and is a squirter. She wanted me to rub her pussy, which I did, while the other lady was grabbing my dick. After a while, she asked me to finger fuck her with 2 fingers, which I did. She started squirting, but I didn't stop until she grabbed my hand and asked me to stop. The other lady was blowing me, so I had to pull up her head so I could change position to sit back on my sofa. I had her stand on the sofa and fuck my mouth with her pussy, while the other lady gave me a BJ. We changed positions, the two ladies and me, until I sensed that they were running out of steam, and sent them home.

The third lady showed up at 7:30 pm, an hour early, so she cleaned my place while I had dinner. By 9:30, we were in bed, and I rubbed her pussy to warm her up. I made a mistake, I knew she liked very light fingering but I gave her a fairly heavy rub, like I did earlier in the day. Afterwards she says it felt good, but hurt. I am beginning to mix up what the ladies like. Which is another part of the story. The ladies know we are going to be together for a while longer, so they tell me what they like. I just hope I can remember all that. Anyway, after the long rub, the overnight lady gave me a sloppy BJ, and then mounted me in reverse cowboy. She stopped almost immediately and asked me not to move, presumably she came right away due to the rubbing. Then she told me I could cum, which I did in a couple of minutes.

The overnighter lady posted a photo on Facebook before coming to bed.

Today, I have 3 shifts coming. That means I have to run to the shop this morning for supplies. The ice factories in Pattaya are infected with Covid, so I make my own ice, which means I have to buy lots of water. Because the ladies put loads of ice in their drinks.

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

[Sam Sanuk]

In your dreams!

I picture him slouched in a chair with one hand giving himself a prostate massage while the other hand is jerking himself off. Any bets that he gives himself a facial too? LOL.

SS.

[Explorer8939]

In your dreams!

In *your* dreams.

It's what I do just about every day. I try to take Mondays off, because I don't want to drink every day. But then I have one lady come over for a sleepover, with no drinking.

The First Lady that came over yesterday has a Thai boyfriend who is a bank manager, but he is not giving her money this month, or showing up to see her. So, she comes over for small money and drinks. She's a hardened pro, so she doesn't act horny, or play the "I'm your girlfriend " role. She is okay with a little playing, though.

The two who came over in the late afternoon went into horny **** mode after an hour or so. One lady is full figured, and talks about how she will do anything, she says she loves getting fucked in the ass. The other lady is 21, and is a squirter. She wanted me to rub her pussy, which I did, while the other lady was grabbing my dick. After a while, she asked me to finger fuck her with 2 fingers, which I did. She started squirting, but I didn't stop until she grabbed my hand and asked me to stop. The other lady was blowing me, so I had to pull up her head so I could change position to sit back on my sofa. I had her stand on the sofa and fuck my mouth with her pussy, while the other lady gave me a BJ. We changed positions, the two ladies and me, until I sensed that they were running out of steam, and sent them home.

The third lady showed up at 7:30 pm, an hour early, so she cleaned my place while I had dinner. By 9:30, we were in bed, and I rubbed her pussy to warm her up. I made a mistake, I knew she liked very light fingering but I gave her a fairly heavy rub, like I did earlier in the day. Afterwards she says it felt good, but hurt. I am beginning to mix up what the ladies like. Which is another part of the story. The ladies know we are going to be together for a while longer, so they tell me what they like. I just hope I can remember all that. Anyway, after the long rub, the overnight lady gave me a sloppy BJ, and then mounted me in reverse cowboy. She stopped almost immediately and asked me not to move, presumably she came right away due to the rubbing. Then she told me I could cum, which I did in a couple of minutes.

The overnighter lady posted a photo on Facebook before coming to bed.

Today, I have 3 shifts coming. That means I have to run to the shop this morning for supplies. The ice factories in Pattaya are infected with Covid, so I make my own ice, which means I have to buy lots of water. Because the ladies put loads of ice in their drinks.

[Explorer8939]

Hi everyone,

This is wishful thinking about good old times but: can anyone say what soi six, for example, looks like these days? Any sign of life at all? Have everyone gone back to Issan?

It's dead, Jim.

This place looks like the Zombie Apocalypse came and went.

There are not so many ladies here, mostly those living with a Farang boyfriend or a few staying in their bars. The bars are closed, but give free rooms for the ladies.

[Explorer8939]

Are you joking mate.

Not joking.

It's more or less what I do every day here in Pattaya. The ladies are dead broke and really bored.

[YongBao]

Hi everyone,

This is wishful thinking about good old times but: can anyone say what soi six, for example, looks like these days? Any sign of life at all? Have everyone gone back to Issan?

[Turgid]

Are you joking mate.

Good question. However, until some other boots on the ground in Pattaya right now say that could not be so then I will have to believe him.