Pattaya Reports

[Member #4729]

I go to Colombia regularly, and to Brazil once in a while. I have no problem obtaining all the services you mention in your post. You can get all of them if you work at it. And it has been the same for me in Thailand. I had to put in some effort to get all the fun stuff.

Respectfully, anyone who has been to Bogota or Medellin (not including Brazil here) circa 2021 would not be saying with a straight face that its "just as easy" to get BBFS / BBBJ / CIM there as in Pattaya or SEA generally. This is what is often referred to as "Fake News. " I don't care if your penis is 24 carat solid gold- this is just not true my brother. Categorically, empirically, literally, figuratively.

I will maintain: to get the "fun stuff" in SEA does not require the same amount of work. I guess we will have to agree to disagree on that one my dude.

[J Janni]

Tell them that you will just go to their next one.

Bros before hos.

[Mr Enternational]

I have to get back to the UK for a wedding. A 30 year friendship in the balance.

Tell them that you will just go to their next one.

[Lefeu]

...all of the things I want and have had a very difficult time finding in Brazil / Colombia you are finding in spades in Thailand: tight little brown spinners, BBBJ, BBFS, DFK, GFE etc etc. Brazil was better than Colombia as far as BBBJ, CIM etc but in both locations it was a real struggle to get anything close to BBFS so mostly I just stuck to BJ which is ultimately unsatisfying. Nothing really like what you describe above- would need to be covered...

I go to Colombia regularly, and to Brazil once in a while. I have no problem obtaining all the services you mention in your post. You can get all of them if you work at it. And it has been the same for me in Thailand. I had to put in some effort to get all the fun stuff.

[J Janni]

Earlier this Spring I was inches away from pulling the trigger and booking a visit to Thailand complete with 2 week quarantine hotel, etc. I backed out at the last minute and opted for a few months in Brazil / Colombia where I am currently. Reading your posts it seems that all of the things I want and have had a very difficult time finding in Brazil / Colombia you are finding in spades in Thailand: tight little brown spinners, BBBJ, BBFS, DFK, GFE etc etc. Brazil was better than Colombia as far as BBBJ, CIM etc but in both locations it was a real struggle to get anything close to BBFS so mostly I just stuck to BJ which is ultimately unsatisfying. Nothing really like what you describe above- would need to be covered.

I've traveled both SA and SEA many times before so was well aware of the differences in services offered, but it was my guess that the scene in Pattaya would be dead and deserted and not worth the two week hotel lock-up. Your posts are revealing a different reality- for those that managed to get in or stay, the bounty is real.

Not that I had a bad time in Brazil (Colombia was mediocre), but your stories are haunting me with what could've been.

Anyways, its great you are having fun and keep up the excellent reports.

Zebra.

I have to get back to the UK for a wedding. A 30 year friendship in the balance. But I'm not 100% sad about leaving Thailand. Yeah, if not for that, I'd probably hang out here for a few more months, but I'm starting to crave a different sort of girl. A leggy, 25 year old morena with a 'sculptural' gym body, big boobs and a big ass is sounding very appealing.

Don't think I can be bothered with a quarantine / Phuket Sandbox again. So I'll probably look at heading to South America after the wedding.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

[Explorer8939]

Earlier this Spring I was inches away from pulling the trigger and booking a visit to Thailand complete with 2 week quarantine hotel, etc. I backed out at the last minute and opted for a few months in Brazil / Colombia where I am currently. Reading your posts it seems that all of the things I want and have had a very difficult time finding in Brazil / Colombia you are finding in spades in Thailand: tight little brown spinners, BBBJ, BBFS, DFK, GFE etc etc. Brazil was better than Colombia as far as BBBJ, CIM etc but in both locations it was a real struggle to get anything close to BBFS so mostly I just stuck to BJ which is ultimately unsatisfying. Nothing really like what you describe above- would need to be covered.

I've traveled both SA and SEA many times before so was well aware of the differences in services offered, but it was my guess that the scene in Pattaya would be dead and deserted and not worth the two week hotel lock-up. Your posts are revealing a different reality- for those that managed to get in or stay, the bounty is real.

Not that I had a bad time in Brazil (Colombia was mediocre), but your stories are haunting me with what could've been.

Anyways, its great you are having fun and keep up the excellent reports.

Zebra.

Pattaya is a paradise for mongering now, the best it ever has been.

I have gone to Brazil a lot, it can be great, and my Portuguese is passable. But, I also run into the syndrome where I miss spinners in Brazil.

[Explorer8939]

Here's how bad things are now:

I know a lady who had, pre-Covid, 5 sponsors, she had her own condo, although she worked in a bar, I almost only saw her when she stopped in to talk to friends, since she was constantly barfined. She had so much money, she bought me drinks.

She is coming over to my place for low paid work because she has no customers.

[Member #4729]

Continued being forceful with her, bending her around, lightly biting her (she was laughing at the little red marks all over her in the shower afterwards), finally ended up folding her like a pretzel again, holding her knees up around her ears on the pillow as I just pounded roughly away, her moaning away and giving little 'shit, shit, shit' and 'fuck, fuck, fuck's.

Earlier this Spring I was inches away from pulling the trigger and booking a visit to Thailand complete with 2 week quarantine hotel, etc. I backed out at the last minute and opted for a few months in Brazil / Colombia where I am currently. Reading your posts it seems that all of the things I want and have had a very difficult time finding in Brazil / Colombia you are finding in spades in Thailand: tight little brown spinners, BBBJ, BBFS, DFK, GFE etc etc. Brazil was better than Colombia as far as BBBJ, CIM etc but in both locations it was a real struggle to get anything close to BBFS so mostly I just stuck to BJ which is ultimately unsatisfying. Nothing really like what you describe above- would need to be covered.

I've traveled both SA and SEA many times before so was well aware of the differences in services offered, but it was my guess that the scene in Pattaya would be dead and deserted and not worth the two week hotel lock-up. Your posts are revealing a different reality- for those that managed to get in or stay, the bounty is real.

Not that I had a bad time in Brazil (Colombia was mediocre), but your stories are haunting me with what could've been.

Anyways, its great you are having fun and keep up the excellent reports.

Zebra.

[Explorer8939]

Started off with a single lady, the sister of my ex, she has a Thai boyfriend who can't perform. It turns out that Kamagra works for him (she got a free packet last night) but she can't afford a box. So, I plan to buy a box, and dole them out to her over time. I didn't do much with her, as my schedule is busy today.

Two ladies came over in the late afternoon. They love to talk about their lezzie show, but it wasn't much. They also talk about how horny they are, how they have to cum a couple of times a day, but I suspect a lot of it is just marketing. One as very clingy, wanted to fuck all night, the other was more interested in helping her fuck me. This is the second day in a row that I have noticed one lady order the other to give me a blow job. At this point, it's becoming a blur what lady does what, and I am also getting physically tired from struggling with pairs of ladies trying to pin me down to fuck me.

I suspect soon, it's going to come to ladies trying to do me bareback in the hopes of getting pregnant.

It's not that there's anything great about me, but times are really hard. The ladies come early to clean my condo, before they start work, and then clean it before they leave, and take out the trash. They say they have no5 hing to do back in the room.

I should note that there are no alcohol sales on Saturday, and not on Sunday in some places, which will be a shock to some people. I stocked up today.

[J Janni]

Day 9.

Rediscovered my mojo / overcome the ennui.

Got a message from PunkySpinner who'd been very late for a previously arranged meet, wanting to come again today. I was willing to give it another shot. I said 14:00. She said 12:30. And eventually arrived at 12:35.

Her conditions agreed upon in Line were; 1200, must have condom, no ass.

Not bad. 5'1 maybe, 95 lbs, 24 years old. No baby damage, lean. She had a short jaw length bob streaked with blue and was wearing blue contact lenses. Both freshly showered, it was to the couch for some very deep french kissing and groping. She was a little shy, but very submissive, doing everything I told her.

When I got my hands into her jeans, she got up to go to the bathroom and freshen up. She came out again after about 5 minutes, wearing a towel. Game on. Divested her of the towel on the way to the bed, threw her down on it. I'd got the idea this girl liked to be dominated, so I was pretty rough on her (besides, she needed to be punished for being late last time! Bending and rolling her around, lightly biting at her. Folded her up like a pretzel for some DATY but gave up after maybe 10 minutes. It just didn't seem to be doing it for her. Only slightly, slightly wet. Couldn't even get a finger in without force and I'm pretty gentle with unaroused pussies! Dragged her down for a sloppy BBBJ, cute little ass in the air near my head. Nearby lube, I lubed up her pussy and slipped a couple of fingers into her. She actually moaned around my dick.

Hmmm. Over the next few minutes, I worked on her pussy with my fingers. Blowjob was forgotten about as I was just throwing her around the bed again. She started to get extremely wet. I have never fingered a girl so hard, so deeply and with so many fingers before. All four and my thumb, almost fisting, and I could swear I could feel her cervix on the tip of my fingers. (I have small hands, so YMMV) I could feel her twitching around my fingers.

When I started to get cramp from contorting my hand so much, I moved up to lie beside her while she panted with her eyes half-shut. She kissed me, I rolled on top of her. And she reached down and guided me into her, bareback. It's waaaay hotter when it's the girl's call and you don't have to push for it. Especially after the previous condom specification in our Line chat.

Continued being forceful with her, bending her around, lightly biting her (she was laughing at the little red marks all over her in the shower afterwards), finally ended up folding her like a pretzel again, holding her knees up around her ears on the pillow as I just pounded roughly away, her moaning away and giving little 'shit, shit, shit' and 'fuck, fuck, fuck's.

She hadn't said anything about a CIP finish. But I held off. Variety is the spice of life and she needed punished more, I felt. When I felt myself cumming, I pulled out. I'm no Peter North, but with her bent almost in half, the first shot hit her in the cheek and splattered into her hair, the second went on her belly and the third just sort of oozed over her pussy.

Lay there just panting a while, then clean up, showers. Noticed cigarettes in her purse (I didn't know she smoked, good oral hygiene), so smoked on the balcony and had some chitchat. Told her 'I like you, glad I tried again. You can come again. " Immediately; "When?

I half want to get her back over right now, but I'll resist. Some unfinished business to attend to with her (namely, CIP), so I'll definitely repeat before I head home. Maybe a longtime.

This evening, going to hook up with MonkeyPaw again for a wander around before curfew.

[Explorer8939]

If you want, you're more than welcome to send a pair of your bisexual ladies my way, to take the pressure off. If nothing else, I'll pay and feed them.

I run into 2 kinds of bi-sexual ladies, the ones who do it for show, and the ones who do it for real. The latter don't need me (or you). The former are not so much fun, in fact, can be annoying. So, from my perspective, it's more of a bug than a feature.

Some of the best fucks are the ladies who go with Toms. I don't know why that is.

[Explorer8939]

Brother it has always been that easy; some people just chose not to try, falsely assuming it was not possible.

You pay too much, I know an English guy who pays 4,000 baht for a month.

[J Janni]

As I write this, my Messenger is dinging with requests from ladies to come over. My dance card is pretty full, though.

If you want, you're more than welcome to send a pair of your bisexual ladies my way, to take the pressure off. If nothing else, I'll pay and feed them.

[Mr Enternational]

Considering the relative dearth of customers, I'm pretty sure I'm having an easy time on the negotiating. But I've been RTFF and have had some good guidance from MonkeyPaw.

Brother it has always been that easy; some people just chose not to try, falsely assuming it was not possible.

[Explorer8939]

Things are getting ominous here. I did have 4 ladies over today, but all of them were desperate, there are few customers, salaries are being cut, it's getting bad.

Bad for them, good for me, I had 4 ladies climbing over me, BJs and HJs all day, GFE, tongues down my throat, I am exhausted. I know how a bargirl feels when she has 4 customers in a row.

I tell the ladies that I don't want to fuck, but they try every trick in the book to get my dick inside. Not because they are horny, but because they want pole position, to be the girlfriend. If I give in, there will be a shitstorm that would end poorly.

As I write this, my Messenger is dinging with requests from ladies to come over. My dance card is pretty full, though.