Pattaya Reports

[J Janni]

How many years have I been saying this? So simple for you to get the 500 "normal" price, but guys that go to Pattaya all the time insist on paying 1500 in these places and say it is not possible to get cheaper. Definitely can't get it cheaper if you do not open your mouth and say something. I see somebody gets it.

Considering the relative dearth of customers, I'm pretty sure I'm having an easy time on the negotiating. But I've been RTFF and have had some good guidance from MonkeyPaw.

[Paolo99]

On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.

Very few chance that the person messaging you is her boyfriend.

She was maybe working in an establishment pre covid (most probably a bar) and her manager tries to find customers for her and get a kickback.

This would explain the heavier price she asked, if she gives 500 to that guy that makes her 1000ST or 1500 for A+ , which looks more standard.

Given the way he messages you, it's probably a westerner man, I don't think of any other group of people using the word "somnamna" as in the screenshot.

[Mr Enternational]

I've come out just for a BJ more or less because it's less effort than a wank (the ennui is starting to hit hard haha). 800 for a BJ. "Cannot, 500. " "Ok. ".

Up to the little stall / room and I skip all pretence of a 'massage. ' Shorts down, lie down, put her hand on my dick. She gets the message and starts slurping on my dick.

How many years have I been saying this? So simple for you to get the 500 "normal" price, but guys that go to Pattaya all the time insist on paying 1500 in these places and say it is not possible to get cheaper. Definitely can't get it cheaper if you do not open your mouth and say something. I see somebody gets it.

[J Janni]

Maybe that'll do me for today.

Narrator's voice; It didn't..

Day Eight, Part Two;.

Got hungry again about 2 pm, headed out to find a food stall doing grilled pork. Got my grilled pork and spotted an obvious, obvious working girl at the next stall over. Huge, fake bolton tits. Facially, OK, quite full figured, about 30. I'm confident she isn't a ladyboy. She's wearing big stilleto heels, but she's absolutely tiny. Like, 4'10. Use the cheatcode MonkeyPaw told me 'Where are you going?' 'I go to see friend' 'Ok, give me your line. '.

An hour later, she lines me 'Finished with friend. ' Quick chit-chat, including me bluntly asking if she's a ladyboy / postop, then we settle on 1000 thb. 30 minutes after that, she's at my condo.

Consummate professional, after pre-match showers, guides the action while I just lay there and let her do her thing. Deepthroat BBBJ, slippery oil tit-wank, on with the condom, fuck in a couple of positions, off with the condom to cum on those huge fake tits (seriously, why did she go that big? She's got to have back problems.) Couple of shots miss. And I have to wash my duvet cover AGAIN.

Post-match showers, some chit-chat about various things and she's gone.

I didn't feel like I had another one in me today, but I think it's the Coolidge effect / novelty factor of those huge fake boobs. Not a boob man, but it had to be done.

[Sunlover2]

Some Pattaya Reflections;.

I'm just not as 'hungry' for it as I was at the start of the trip and I almost feel like I'm just going through the motions. I think I need to learn how to pace myself a little better, take a few days off here and there.

It sounds like you are hitting the 'beast of burden' wall. Common; as the hobby in Thailand comes at you in waves. To 'break on through to the other side' I used to go for something with epic potential like a PSE threesome at Eden Club or Devils Den, but due to the pandemic those places are long shuttered.

I think the girls I was seeing in Phuket were giving better service, maybe for a couple of reasons. I ended up with older girls. Of my 'repeats', two were mid 30's (Bargirl and Goodtime Girl) and two were early thirties (Punky Tattooed Chick and Cutie with a Booty). 'Less desirable', so make it up with service.

I intrinsically value service as twice as important as looks. Attempting to express it mathematically: a 7 looks and 10 attitude lady (7+10+10)/3 = an overall 9 experience, compared to a 10 looks and 7 attitude lady (10+7+7)/3 = an overall 8 experience. As always YMMV.

SL.

[J Janni]

You: Where is your friend?
Her: I do not know.
You: Give me her Line.
Her: You want my friend?
You: Yes.

Would that I could be that direct.

I'm getting better. This is my first 'proper mongering trip' where I've done anything other than order girls to my room from escort / dating sites. No doubt with a few under my belt, I'll be much 'harder. '.

Noonanal.

I guess that's not her real Line ID. :-the.

Haha, no. I took Dublin12's advice and started editing the girl's names to keep track of who was who. With over 130 line contacts from this trip alone, it's hard to keep track. I wish they'd use the same Line ID as their TF profiles. Maybe I should start renaming them to that.

Day 7, Part Two:

MonkeyPaw's castaway girl was late (he'd warned me she would be.) Maybe I need to develop a more laidback attitude, but we'd agreed 6 pm, my thoughts being I could finish with her, then head out for food and checkout the scene prior to curfew at 9 pm. By 6. 45 pm with zero contact, I told her not to bother. My need wasn't that urgent after my morning session with the 18 year old cutie.

Dragged myself up and took a stroll over to TreeTown and up and down Soi Buakhao again. Ate some food sat on the street, talked to a few girls (none of interest.) I think all the 'better' girls have moved strictly online. After hanging around for an hour, I headed in the direction of the beach intending for a quick lap. Got halfway there and decided 'Fuck it, can't be bothered. '.

I've spent the prior 6 months getting up at 3:30 am, so my sleeping pattern is still adjusting. I'm awake by 5 most days, so by the middle of the evening I'm tired and ready for sleep unless I'm drinking.

Day Eight, Part One:

Headed out early doors, 8 AM, to check out some massage places. 50/60% of them are still operating discreetly. One or two girls sat out front, dressed 'normally', shutters half down and as soon as you show interest, they usher you in out of sight. At this time of the morning, I think the be shift are very much in evidence. Old and or overweight.

Finally on a little sidestreet off of Soi Buakhao, I spot a decent looking girl. Little plain janeish, but cute enough with an adorable overbite. She's wearing leggings and a tanktop. 5 footish, around 100 lbs, no tattoos or baby damage I can see, maybe mid 20's. Very little English. Mamasan wants 1000 for full service, but I really can't be bothered. Massage shops just aren't my scene, fucking in a dank room where thousands of guys have sweated. Shudder. I've come out just for a BJ more or less because it's less effort than a wank (the ennui is starting to hit hard haha). 800 for a BJ. "Cannot, 500. " "Ok. ".

Up to the little stall / room and I skip all pretence of a 'massage. ' Shorts down, lie down, put her hand on my dick. She gets the message and starts slurping on my dick. Decent BBBJ, some attempt at deepthroating, lots of spit. Partway through, I move her from between my legs to kneeling down by my side. No objections (well, some, but I persist) to pulling her leggings and panties down so I can finger her.

Maybe 15-20 minutes. I always find it difficult to cum from oral sex and she keeps changing what she's doing every time I feel myself on the edge. Finally, she persists long enough and I use my free hand to hold her head down while I cum in her mouth. She spits it out into some tissue paper. Clean up, I head 'home' to shower and grab some breakfast on the way.

Maybe that'll do me for today. I'm not sure yet. I'll probably do the rounds again later when I head out for dinner.

Some Pattaya Reflections;.

-I think the girls I was seeing in Phuket were giving better service, maybe for a couple of reasons. I ended up with older girls. Of my 'repeats', two were mid 30's (Bargirl and Goodtime Girl) and two were early thirties (Punky Tattooed Chick and Cutie with a Booty). 'Less desirable', so make it up with service. There seemed to be less expats around in Phuket than Pattaya, so they were getting less action and were thus hornier. Most of the girls I've done in Pattaya now have been sub-24, unreliable on timing, service has been ok but strictly 'one and done' and none of them do I want to hang around with outside of the bedroom (with perhaps the exception of Blondie Mamasan.) Starting to reach out on TF to 25+ girls.

-A month is probably too long a trip to just fuck working girls day in day out. Next trip, I'm going to try harder to break into the semi / non pro scene. I don't think a single girl I've spoken to on TF isn't a pro, so I doubt they're online. At least not in Pattaya / Patong. Need to meet them the old-fashioned away. A 'holiday girlfriend' is starting to appeal at this point.

-I'm just not as 'hungry' for it as I was at the start of the trip and I almost feel like I'm just going through the motions. I think I need to learn how to pace myself a little better, take a few days off here and there.

[Explorer8939]

Today, I have 2 sets of ladies coming, a day shift and a night shift.

My rationale for doing this is that everything is locked down, there isn't much to do, so why not play with the ladies. They really need the money, and most are bored out of their minds.

I don't demand the ladies do anything, I much prefer they do what they want. That means some ladies just drink, some get naked and frolic, some want to fuck, mostly with the other lady, and about 50% give me unprovoked BJs. I notice that some ladies have a dick fetish, they can't keep their hands off it. Maybe they are just used to rubbing dicks when drinking with a customer.

No matter what happens, I don't finish, even if some lady fucks me when I am busy with the other lady. I don't want the ladies to think of coming over as sex work, unless I specifically tell them they are coming over for sex, then there is no drinking, we just hit the bedroom. Otherwise, I get HJs and BJs over a few hours. Or sometimes nothing. It depends on the lady.

[Mr Enternational]

Tempted to try and get American Girl's line out of her, but I come over all polite and have no idea how to diplomatically put 'I don't want to fuck you again, but I will fuck your friend.

You: Where is your friend?
Her: I do not know.
You: Give me her Line.
Her: You want my friend?
You: Yes.

[Explorer8939]

I began today's festivities with a massage from an older freelance lady. About halfway through, she spread my legs and gave me a prostate massage and then my balls, for a long time. She asked if I wanted a HJ, but I declined, as I had 2 ladies coming over in an hour. So, instead, the lady started massaging the base of my dick, slowly working her way up. I gently let her know that I wasn't going to cum, so she went back to the massage.

The ladies were not much fun. Yeah, they drank and got naked, but one was hot to go, but the other was shy. I don't like it unbalanced like that.

So, they left before curfew, hopefully sober.

[Explorer8939]

On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.

It doesn't sounds like a Thai girl talking to you.

[Mens2]

On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.

Noonanal.

I guess that's not her real Line ID. :-the.

[YearOfMonk]

Ok, this worked out very well for a last minute 'See who I can get over right now' thing. It's a curious phenomenon, but I've noticed that girls who's pictures I'm really into turn out to be a disappointment. And girl's who have very few pictures / pictures I'm not that into turn out to be pleasant surprise when they turn up.

She's freshly showered (I can feel her hair is a little damp), I've just jumped out of the shower. So it's on to business on the couch first. Some kissing, getting my hands all over her body. She's coltish and lean. I love long legs. Get her top off and she has some of the biggest boobs I've had on a girl yet in Thailand. (Not a boob man, but these are nice.) Her ass looks and feels fantastic in those short-shorts.

Get her to the bed and she's teasing me about the state of my duvet cover. Like a moron, I had wet hands when I made the bed 5 minutes before she got here, so there's suspicious damp patches. She's pointing at them 'Lady one, Lady two, Lady three. '.

Both of our clothes come off, more kissing and rolling around, exploring her body. Pretty, perfect little pussy, freshly shaved. She won't let me go down on her (keeps moving her hand in the way) and saying 'I shy, I shy!' but she lets me rub and finger her while I kiss her and tease the rest of her body. She gets nice and wet.

Some absolutely great contributions to the Forum, Mate. Keep going.

[J Janni]

On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.

[J Janni]

Your stories are hilarious! I feel like I'm living vicariously thru you. I'm not even in Thailand and I literally just go on this thread to read your stories. Been following your short novels since the Phuket thread. I plan to visit Pattaya and Phuket once things open up a bit more this year. Nice to know there are still ways to do this hobby even in these trying times there.

Glad you enjoy!

Day 6 -.

Hangovers rob me of all motivation to do anything except eat and stare blankly at Netflix. It's less the physical effects and more the complete stripping away of dopamine from my system. It's like depression. In my line of work with lots of hard drinkers, we call it 'the fear. '.

FoodPanda'd some McDonald's breakfast and lazed on the couch most of the day. When the heat died off, I went out for supplies and a walk around. Beach road was as busy as ever, lots of people out walking and exercising. Lots of homeless / the very poor just hanging out. Didn't notice any obvious freelancers. But unless it's a girl I'm interested in, I'm not making eye contact and I think with the hard curfew / advise to stay home, they're being very discreet. Witnessed the free food handout about 5 pm. Huge line of people waiting to get their rice.

Took a stroll down the little sois near hooters. And there is again bars and massage parlours operating discreetly. Massages aren't really my thing and this is a 'day off' anyway (still counts even though I fucked Blondie Mamasan in the morning), last thing I want to do is drink and besides, as I'm walking I notice a Copper on a bike drive down the street.

Soi Buakhao, everything is open for takeaway including TreeTown and the cocktail store. Some freelancers and ladyboys hanging around, dressed less 'sexily' than normal but I recognise them from other nights.

Run into Blondie Mamasan from last night, hanging out at the place we drank with her friends. She's talking to the chubby girl that works at one of the stalls at TreeTown, drinking beer from a thermos cup. 'Where are you going?' 'Home. ' 'I go with you?' 'No, I sleep. ' Tempted to try and get American Girl's line out of her, but I come over all polite and have no idea how to diplomatically put 'I don't want to fuck you again, but I will fuck your friend. '.

Home by about 7 pm, FoodPanda about 4000 calories worth of pizza and sides, eat until I feel sick and lie in bed, praying for death.

Day 7, Part One -.

Wake up after about 10 hours sleep feeling refreshed and raring to go. I have a date set with a cute and smiley 18 year old (she says) I've videochatted with. 11 AM. By about 9 AM, I message her to confirm. 'You come 11 AM?' "13.00" she replies. This is the second time she's flaked on me, so I leave her on read.

Shotgun message girls on Line and ThaiFriendly. These girls all sleep late and I'm not getting many replies, or if I am they're all talking about coming in the afternoon. Nope, I WANT NOW. I become less picky and just tell the first girl that says '30 minutes' to come over. She's only been on TF for 10 days, her profile says 18. Stats are 5'1, 95 lbs. I got her Line but screened her out because she wouldn't videochat, couldn't get any pictures out of her. And the ones on her TF profile and Line were just fully clothed shots. Pretty enough though.

She arrives promptly within 30 minutes and I meet her in the lobby. Wearing a little croptop and some short shorts. From what I can see, I'm impressed! Get her up to the room, get the face mask off and she's cute. And has braces. She's shy, very smiley and doesn't speak much English. Ask to see her ID and she turned 18 two months ago. A teeny-bit of acne. But that's what your get for fucking teenagers.

Ok, this worked out very well for a last minute 'See who I can get over right now' thing. It's a curious phenomenon, but I've noticed that girls who's pictures I'm really into turn out to be a disappointment. And girl's who have very few pictures / pictures I'm not that into turn out to be pleasant surprise when they turn up.

She's freshly showered (I can feel her hair is a little damp), I've just jumped out of the shower. So it's on to business on the couch first. Some kissing, getting my hands all over her body. She's coltish and lean. I love long legs. Get her top off and she has some of the biggest boobs I've had on a girl yet in Thailand. (Not a boob man, but these are nice.) Her ass looks and feels fantastic in those short-shorts.

Get her to the bed and she's teasing me about the state of my duvet cover. Like a moron, I had wet hands when I made the bed 5 minutes before she got here, so there's suspicious damp patches. She's pointing at them 'Lady one, Lady two, Lady three. '.

Both of our clothes come off, more kissing and rolling around, exploring her body. Pretty, perfect little pussy, freshly shaved. She won't let me go down on her (keeps moving her hand in the way) and saying 'I shy, I shy!' but she lets me rub and finger her while I kiss her and tease the rest of her body. She gets nice and wet.

BBBJ and I almost come. So, so, so tempted to jizz on her braces. (I'm a bad man.) Hold back, take a breather to let things subside with some kissing. Then it's time to fuck, in missionary and I have to keep stopping so I don't cum in about three minutes flat. Spin her into cowgirl so she can do the work now, just grinding away, all hot wet and squelchy. Try to get her stop when I can feel myself cumming, but. Ooops.

Now my duvet cover is in the wash.

After, shower together and I spend a lot of time soaping up that cute little ass and those boobs. Snap a picture of her while she's trying to hide in the duvet 'I shy! I shy! Then we both dress.

At no point during our TF, Line and pre-game conversation, has money been discussed. Sit on the couch afterwards, "You want come again?" "Up to you. " "You want do longtime?" "Up to you. " I give her 1200 thb and she leaves happy. Door to door, she stayed maybe 50 minutes.

I've decided I'm going to head back to the UK on the 28th for my prior commitment (then get straight back out somewhere again! So today I need to try and sort out a pre-flight PCR test.

Later, I've got one of MonkeyPaw's castoffs coming over. A little 22 year old spinner with Punky Tattooed Chic from Phuket vibes.

[Explorer8939]

I doubled up ladies yesterday, I had 2 sisters come over, followed by a single lady who arrived just before curfew.

One of the sisters is a long time pro, she has a Farang sponsor, a Farang husband and a Thai boyfriend. The sister doesn't work, and went horny as hell to passing out in the bathroom. Fortunately, the sister took care of her, and the other lady arrived and helped out. When they left, I got down to business with the curfew lady.

I told the overnight lady she could leave anytime after I fell asleep, but I discovered she left about midnight, so I guess she wasn't worried about the curfew.