Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I had 2 ladies over last night, one passed out quickly, the other was up for hours of fun. They both slept over, so we will have Round 2 tonight, after a day at the beach.

I amazed how much effort the ladies put into their orgasms. It's almost as if they aren't getting any action in Real Life.

[AsiaJack]

I arrived in Jomtien end December. Some ladies on the beach offer directly st 200-300 bahts. They are desperate.

[Explorer8939]

You are like the IMF for Pattaya right now, supplying funds upon the meeting of your terms and conditions.

100%.

The epidemic is getting worse, and the ladies don't have many options. I suggested that they go back to their village, but they can't due to quarantine and testing requirements there.

Since the bars aren't going to open soon, the last hope is working restaurants where customers can barfine waitresses. I don't know if that business model is viable.

On a happier note (for me), the twin sister of my long term barfine came over last night for drinks and sex. She has a Thai boyfriend who had an accident and can't fuck. She complained bitterly that it's not just that he can't fuck, he has no interest in physical contact at all. I have known her for a long time, and I know that if he just ate her pussy once a month, she would be satisfied, but he won't do it.

The current crisis is that I have scheduled an overnighter with her sister on Tuesday, but she wants to come over, too. Not to spend the night, but to hang out for a few hours of drinking. It's always questionable when my ex has to share me as a customer with another lady, since I don't know when or if she will snap. So, I may have to tell the sister to give it a miss on Tuesday.

Anyway, I am scheduled to go back to Koh Larn today with another pair of ladies. Because of the epidemic, I am running out of places to go.

[Turgid]

...The situation in Pattaya is becoming quite dire economically.

You are like the IMF for Pattaya right now, supplying funds upon the meeting of your terms and conditions.

[Explorer8939]

Classic screwball bargirl behavior:

I invited a new girl to come to my condo last night, in addition to the 2 I already had invited. I sent her a street map and a photo of my condo as seen on the street.

The 2 ladies showed up on time, and we waited for the new lady. After an hour, one of the ladies called the new lady, who responded that she wasn't sure how to get to my place. After a lengthy discussion about taking a taxi to my place, the new lady was satisfied she knew how to get here. And then she stated she couldn't come right now. I told her to come some other day, but the point is why spend 5 minutes on directions to my place if you don't intend to come anyway?

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One of my former long term barfines messaged me complaining she was horny (meaning she had no customers). I reminded her that she did an overnight with me last week, and I knew that sex was a once a month thing for her. When she had a Thai husband, she said they fucked once a month, and that was okay for her.

Her response:

"he never made me feel happy in bed. Only boom boom and finish. Not same you did do for me”.

Only in Thailand.

[Explorer8939]

I had pretty good luck last night, neither lady got sick or passed out.

One lady was only 20, and talked all night about her Farang boyfriend from Wales, and how much she loved him. Even though she never met him.

[Explorer8939]

Maybe Livestreams being taken down again is a Blessing in disguise. Was getting out of control buying too many Drinks. I don't know if I was up to Six or 7. LOL.

In the local news, some Farang and 15 or so Thai ladies were busted by the police for doing a livestream in a private house. The equipment was confiscated. After the Covid case in a Soi 6 livestream, the police are serious about banning livestreams.

In a related story, Nightwish management disclosed they lost a lot of money when the funds from livestreams on PayPal disappeared. Since there are no new livestreams, NW has no income, and therefore laid off 220 employees.

The situation in Pattaya is becoming quite dire economically.

[Danny Duck]

Maybe Livestreams being taken down again is a Blessing in disguise. Was getting out of control buying too many Drinks. I don't know if I was up to Six or 7. LOL.

[Explorer8939]

What do naked drunk bargirls talk about? They talk about their bodies, who has the best tits, the best ass, etc. Or bodies of ladies who aren't there, who is a squirter, who has the best tits, etc. They will feel each other up as part of the conversation, but they never talk about each other's pussies, because that would be gay.

[Explorer8939]

What makes me uneasy is the framing of the situation.

Helping is donate time and his largesse to Thai Red Cross.

He just Party with who knows who.

Just as Desire and Lust were building sales looks like they got shut down again.

I could only find one Stream. No good faces. LOL.

I admit it.

I am spending money on Thai ladies in the middle of an economic depression. Yes, I am a terrible person for not donating to the Red Cross instead.

[Danny Duck]

Faceetious, treating something serious in an inappropriate manner umm easy I guess to see it that way. So in my defense may I confirm I am totally in sync with you on the plight of the hundreds of thousands of Thais in dire financial straits and how in desperation they grasp at an opportunity to make some money. This is not a laughing matter and apologizes if this is how it came across.

On your posted escapades Explorer I can only say you have either the most enviable and enthralling lifestyle or an equally enthralling imagination. Either way your posts make for an enjoyable read except perhaps for the accounts of drunk girls continuously barfing but as you wisely travel with multiple companions there are always backups to snuggle up to. If the twin sister is really desperate and you are not in the mood etc etc etc.

What makes me uneasy is the framing of the situation.

Helping is donate time and his largesse to Thai Red Cross.

He just Party with who knows who.

Just as Desire and Lust were building sales looks like they got shut down again.

I could only find one Stream. No good faces. LOL.

[Franciscass]

Although you are being facetious, you are laying out the problem the ladies have now in Pattaya. When July 1 comes and goes with the bars still closed, many ladies will move on. I know some planning to go to Phuket if the bars open.

Right now, I am in Koh Larn with some ladies. You guys who are not here don't grasp how desperate the ladies are for customers now. I had 2 ladies last night jockeying for pole position. When it came time to go to bed, one took a shower, and the other jumped in bed with me. But then she was sick, and went out to throw up. Fortunately the second one finished her shower, and climbed into bed.

Oh, concerning the Thai lady with the injured boyfriend, he was injured before they hooked up. It was a feature and not a bug for her, as she swears she doesnt like to fuck. But after a few months, the permanent nature of things got to her, the idea of never fucking again was a bit scary. But, she doesnt necessarily want to fuck, just have the opportunity if she needs it.

Faceetious, treating something serious in an inappropriate manner umm easy I guess to see it that way. So in my defense may I confirm I am totally in sync with you on the plight of the hundreds of thousands of Thais in dire financial straits and how in desperation they grasp at an opportunity to make some money. This is not a laughing matter and apologizes if this is how it came across.

On your posted escapades Explorer I can only say you have either the most enviable and enthralling lifestyle or an equally enthralling imagination. Either way your posts make for an enjoyable read except perhaps for the accounts of drunk girls continuously barfing but as you wisely travel with multiple companions there are always backups to snuggle up to. If the twin sister is really desperate and you are not in the mood etc etc etc.

[Explorer8939]

Koh Larn is open for business and the ferries are running on the standard schedule. My plan for today is to hit one of the beaches, and then head back to the hotel for drinks and sex.

Not a bad holiday.

[Explorer8939]

Sometimes I talk with ladyboys (kathoy) working in bars. I like talking to them little naughty stuffs. But never interested physically. It is easy to distinguish a lady boy even if we are drunk heavily as said by BB. Use your eyes, ear and brain properly. Ladyboys as hookers in the street are dangerous. Look of a lady and mind of a crooked man. Beware unless you are not interested. If interested better pick one from a bar not from street.

Pre-Covid, I would occasionally select a lady from the Coconut bar on Beach Road. Most of the ladies had just left their day job, and were looking for a quick 1000 baht to take home.

Sometimes the selection was pretty good. The downside for me was how many ladies gave group discounts to customers from South Asia.

[Explorer8939]

Well Explorer true to your name you've unlocked at least for me a heretofore hidden aspect of the usually maligned "Thai Boyfriend". The local Mia Noi arrangement apart which traditionally doesn't involve full time working girls it's rare to find a bar girl's boyfriend rich enough to buy her gold and then so besotted to actually do it, Then horror of all horrors tragically an accident takes his dick permanently out of action so no more boom boom with the love of his life. Can it get any sadder?

To make it even more intriguing you have also come across a girl living on 4000 a month which after even a rock bottom rent of 2000 leaves her with 60 Baht a day who can still afford a live in lad who cleans cooks and services her sexual needs.

Good to hear the twin sister has avoided the dreaded "monkey House" and come on Explorer I feel the least you can do for her is take care of her when in case of emergency whatever that looks like she needs an available dick. I know I know its a sacrifice but you know it's the right thing to do'.

Eagerly awaiting the next twist in the tale.

Although you are being facetious, you are laying out the problem the ladies have now in Pattaya. When July 1 comes and goes with the bars still closed, many ladies will move on. I know some planning to go to Phuket if the bars open.

Right now, I am in Koh Larn with some ladies. You guys who are not here don't grasp how desperate the ladies are for customers now. I had 2 ladies last night jockeying for pole position. When it came time to go to bed, one took a shower, and the other jumped in bed with me. But then she was sick, and went out to throw up. Fortunately the second one finished her shower, and climbed into bed.

Oh, concerning the Thai lady with the injured boyfriend, he was injured before they hooked up. It was a feature and not a bug for her, as she swears she doesn’t like to fuck. But after a few months, the permanent nature of things got to her, the idea of never fucking again was a bit scary. But, she doesn’t necessarily want to fuck, just have the opportunity if she needs it.