Pattaya Reports

[Danny Duck]

Faceetious, treating something serious in an inappropriate manner umm easy I guess to see it that way. So in my defense may I confirm I am totally in sync with you on the plight of the hundreds of thousands of Thais in dire financial straits and how in desperation they grasp at an opportunity to make some money. This is not a laughing matter and apologizes if this is how it came across.

On your posted escapades Explorer I can only say you have either the most enviable and enthralling lifestyle or an equally enthralling imagination. Either way your posts make for an enjoyable read except perhaps for the accounts of drunk girls continuously barfing but as you wisely travel with multiple companions there are always backups to snuggle up to. If the twin sister is really desperate and you are not in the mood etc etc etc.

What makes me uneasy is the framing of the situation.

Helping is donate time and his largesse to Thai Red Cross.

He just Party with who knows who.

Just as Desire and Lust were building sales looks like they got shut down again.

I could only find one Stream. No good faces. LOL.

[Franciscass]

Although you are being facetious, you are laying out the problem the ladies have now in Pattaya. When July 1 comes and goes with the bars still closed, many ladies will move on. I know some planning to go to Phuket if the bars open.

Right now, I am in Koh Larn with some ladies. You guys who are not here don't grasp how desperate the ladies are for customers now. I had 2 ladies last night jockeying for pole position. When it came time to go to bed, one took a shower, and the other jumped in bed with me. But then she was sick, and went out to throw up. Fortunately the second one finished her shower, and climbed into bed.

Oh, concerning the Thai lady with the injured boyfriend, he was injured before they hooked up. It was a feature and not a bug for her, as she swears she doesnt like to fuck. But after a few months, the permanent nature of things got to her, the idea of never fucking again was a bit scary. But, she doesnt necessarily want to fuck, just have the opportunity if she needs it.

Faceetious, treating something serious in an inappropriate manner umm easy I guess to see it that way. So in my defense may I confirm I am totally in sync with you on the plight of the hundreds of thousands of Thais in dire financial straits and how in desperation they grasp at an opportunity to make some money. This is not a laughing matter and apologizes if this is how it came across.

On your posted escapades Explorer I can only say you have either the most enviable and enthralling lifestyle or an equally enthralling imagination. Either way your posts make for an enjoyable read except perhaps for the accounts of drunk girls continuously barfing but as you wisely travel with multiple companions there are always backups to snuggle up to. If the twin sister is really desperate and you are not in the mood etc etc etc.

[Explorer8939]

Koh Larn is open for business and the ferries are running on the standard schedule. My plan for today is to hit one of the beaches, and then head back to the hotel for drinks and sex.

Not a bad holiday.

[Explorer8939]

Sometimes I talk with ladyboys (kathoy) working in bars. I like talking to them little naughty stuffs. But never interested physically. It is easy to distinguish a lady boy even if we are drunk heavily as said by BB. Use your eyes, ear and brain properly. Ladyboys as hookers in the street are dangerous. Look of a lady and mind of a crooked man. Beware unless you are not interested. If interested better pick one from a bar not from street.

Pre-Covid, I would occasionally select a lady from the Coconut bar on Beach Road. Most of the ladies had just left their day job, and were looking for a quick 1000 baht to take home.

Sometimes the selection was pretty good. The downside for me was how many ladies gave group discounts to customers from South Asia.

[Explorer8939]

Well Explorer true to your name you've unlocked at least for me a heretofore hidden aspect of the usually maligned "Thai Boyfriend". The local Mia Noi arrangement apart which traditionally doesn't involve full time working girls it's rare to find a bar girl's boyfriend rich enough to buy her gold and then so besotted to actually do it, Then horror of all horrors tragically an accident takes his dick permanently out of action so no more boom boom with the love of his life. Can it get any sadder?

To make it even more intriguing you have also come across a girl living on 4000 a month which after even a rock bottom rent of 2000 leaves her with 60 Baht a day who can still afford a live in lad who cleans cooks and services her sexual needs.

Good to hear the twin sister has avoided the dreaded "monkey House" and come on Explorer I feel the least you can do for her is take care of her when in case of emergency whatever that looks like she needs an available dick. I know I know its a sacrifice but you know it's the right thing to do'.

Eagerly awaiting the next twist in the tale.

Although you are being facetious, you are laying out the problem the ladies have now in Pattaya. When July 1 comes and goes with the bars still closed, many ladies will move on. I know some planning to go to Phuket if the bars open.

Right now, I am in Koh Larn with some ladies. You guys who are not here don't grasp how desperate the ladies are for customers now. I had 2 ladies last night jockeying for pole position. When it came time to go to bed, one took a shower, and the other jumped in bed with me. But then she was sick, and went out to throw up. Fortunately the second one finished her shower, and climbed into bed.

Oh, concerning the Thai lady with the injured boyfriend, he was injured before they hooked up. It was a feature and not a bug for her, as she swears she doesn’t like to fuck. But after a few months, the permanent nature of things got to her, the idea of never fucking again was a bit scary. But, she doesn’t necessarily want to fuck, just have the opportunity if she needs it.

[Danny Duck]

Why would you (or anyone) fuck with the lights off? Don't you want to see who (or what) you're fucking?

I do. That's why I have No problem paying $3,000.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Nope.

I wandered out of View Talay 6 late at night, and picked the first lady I ran into. It's pretty dark back there and the lights were off in my room.

Having said that, there are attractive ladyboys in Pattaya.

Why would you (or anyone) fuck with the lights off? Don't you want to see who (or what) you're fucking?

[Explorer8939]

It means you prefer the ladyboy look even in girls. I would never pick up a ladyboy even if I was in a drunken stupor because that is not my look at all for girls.

Nope.

I wandered out of View Talay 6 late at night, and picked the first lady I ran into. It's pretty dark back there and the lights were off in my room.

Having said that, there are attractive ladyboys in Pattaya.

[Franciscass]

The plot thickening is that the sister hit me up for 15,000 baht to pay to not go to the Monkey House, which I declined. She hocked the gold her boyfriend gave her instead. So, she is going to be hurting for cash for the next few months.

The boyfriend's physical damage is permanent, which is why the sister is proposing to make some sort of long time boom-boom deal. It's not that she is horny, she just wants to have an available dick in case of emergency.

It's hard to imagine the poverty in Pattaya now. Last night, I had over a former go-go dancer from Skyfall. She was living off 4,000 baht a month, and her Thai boyfriend had no salary, he did the cooking and cleaning for her. The only available job for many men is fucking a bar girl.

Well Explorer true to your name you've unlocked at least for me a heretofore hidden aspect of the usually maligned "Thai Boyfriend". The local Mia Noi arrangement apart which traditionally doesn't involve full time working girls it's rare to find a bar girl's boyfriend rich enough to buy her gold and then so besotted to actually do it, Then horror of all horrors tragically an accident takes his dick permanently out of action so no more boom boom with the love of his life. Can it get any sadder?

To make it even more intriguing you have also come across a girl living on 4000 a month which after even a rock bottom rent of 2000 leaves her with 60 Baht a day who can still afford a live in lad who cleans cooks and services her sexual needs.

Good to hear the twin sister has avoided the dreaded "monkey House" and come on Explorer I feel the least you can do for her is take care of her when in case of emergency whatever that looks like she needs an available dick. I know I know its a sacrifice but you know it's the right thing to do'.

Eagerly awaiting the next twist in the tale.

[Thampi62]

It means you prefer the ladyboy look even in girls. I would never pick up a ladyboy even if I was in a drunken stupor because that is not my look at all for girls.

Sometimes I talk with ladyboys (kathoy) working in bars. I like talking to them little naughty stuffs. But never interested physically. It is easy to distinguish a lady boy even if we are drunk heavily as said by BB. Use your eyes, ear and brain properly. Ladyboys as hookers in the street are dangerous. Look of a lady and mind of a crooked man. Beware unless you are not interested. If interested better pick one from a bar not from street.

[Banana Boi]

In the dark, it's not so easy to be sure it's a lady. I had one lady who wanted the lights off. I did her doggy, but I'm not sure of what was going on down there. Anyway, I was drunk, and it was quick.

It means you prefer the ladyboy look even in girls. I would never pick up a ladyboy even if I was in a drunken stupor because that is not my look at all for girls.

[Explorer8939]

I guess it could be worse.

It's normally a decent job, but now it's low paid. Also, if the man gets caught fucking another girl, he's dead meat.

[Member #4753]

The only available job for many men is fucking a bar girl.

I guess it could be worse.

[Explorer8939]

Hint. Don't get too exited about a report girls or girls who may not be girls hitting on customers with Barfines.

If a person has to go actively searching for customers stay away. Big red flag.

Probably drug addicted, or highly undesirable.

Think critical. When was the last time a pretty Thai girl hit on you or your buddies. It's uncultural. LOL.

I am not a great fan of streetwalkers in Pattaya. When I used to stay at View Talay 6, I would go out at night and secure a lady. In the dark, it's not so easy to be sure it's a lady. I had one lady who wanted the lights off. I did her doggy, but I'm not sure of what was going on down there. Anyway, I was drunk, and it was quick.

[Explorer8939]

Can it get any more complicated and which metaphor to use, the plots thickens, it gets curiouser and curiouser, another twist in the tale, Will the intrepid Pol LT Gen Tanawat catch the twin sister before the boyfriend regains an erection or does she have to depend on the reluctant farang for one last shag before being condemned to an uncertain future. Nest episode coming soon.

The plot thickening is that the sister hit me up for 15,000 baht to pay to not go to the Monkey House, which I declined. She hocked the gold her boyfriend gave her instead. So, she is going to be hurting for cash for the next few months.

The boyfriend's physical damage is permanent, which is why the sister is proposing to make some sort of long time boom-boom deal. It's not that she is horny, she just wants to have an available dick in case of emergency.

It's hard to imagine the poverty in Pattaya now. Last night, I had over a former go-go dancer from Skyfall. She was living off 4,000 baht a month, and her Thai boyfriend had no salary, he did the cooking and cleaning for her. The only available job for many men is fucking a bar girl.