Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Was strolling around hungry at Soi 6 during dinner time around 6. All the girlie bars where closed because of the mayor's order for entertainment venues to shut down. While I was merrily walking, I saw a slim bar girl dashed across the street to a food vendor car, out of the corner of my eye. It was like a giant black cat making a quick dash. Funny thing was the girl was still dressed in her bar outfit, boobs hanging out and tight ass shorts, as if she was working. I walked by her "closed up" shop and could hear music, some chatter, and giggling. I think they were streaming live again, but with doors shut. She was decent enough looking, so I asked about some fun, promising not to tattle tell to the police that they were working behind closed doors. She told me 1000 for everything including the room. Cheap cheap for me because I agreed. She told cart lady to hold onto the brown soupy porky noodle thing until she came back. The girl brought me indoors and upstairs for a shower and quick fuck and suck. The room was dimly lit in all blue, which you should know by now, is Monkeypaw's favorite color. For the title of Soi 6 Aficionado, who can name this Soi 6 bar from the pics? When she was gargling my jizz from her mouth, and spitting my babies down the sink, I asked her how much she got to keep from that 1000. She said only 600 and asked for a tip. I said "no," I need my money for pizza. I'm so hungry! How convenient, Soi 6, at 6, and for 600. Mark of the beast!.

My war with McDonalds. One morning, walked into the McD's at the basement floor of Central Festival in Pattaya for some breakfast. They had a new menu featuring some "cheesy bun" sandwiches. I don't eat meat, so I just ordered the "cheesy egg bun set". When my order was brought to me, all was on the tray was a sandwich, no coffee, no hash brown, nada. I lifted up the paper on the tray, looked under the tray, and still didn't see anything. Monkeypaw looked at the staff lady dumbfounded and asked her "where is the set?" She said I would have to pay extra if I wanted the rest of items. I asked why would McDonald's call this a "set " if its wasn't a "set"? She said, the "set" was the bun, egg, and cheese. I thought that was called a sandwich, I replied. I then grabbed one of those laminated menus and showed her the word "set" is used to describe a combo like in their "filet of fish set" for 159 baht on the menu. It clearly said "set" next the price just like everything else. She said to me that there are no sets that cheap as 39 baht, and that's how I should have known. I said, okay okay, ordered an OJ and paid extra.

Fast forward, a couple of weeks. Normal price filet of fish sandwich is 95 baht, regular fries is 49 baht, combo is 159 baht. I went back to that same McDonald's, ordered from a food delivery app. Hit them with all sorts of coupons and vouchers. 4 (yes four) filet of fish sandwiches and 4 (yes again four) regular fries for 160 baht or 40 baht each combo. The delivery guy picked it up all the food, and dropped it off 10 meters to XXL and yours truly. Monkeypaw was in a sharing kind of mood like always. Because sharing is caring, right? XXL had coffee and I brought some H20. The food was hot, fries crispy, and the McDonald's lounge chairs were comfortable. No quality loss here. And here's another kicker, thank God we both can eat like this and still maintain a BMI at 21. Maybe it's our gift for not eating meat. Afterwards when XXL burned rubber for a nap, Monkeypaw had to drop some serious bombs like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. My condo was at least a 10 minute walk away in the hot ass sun. The public bathrooms in Central Festival are decent. But if you know me, just like a finding a top tier Gogo bar girl. If there is something better, I will find it and make it my own. I headed to the top floor, though the glass doors, up the stairs and found myself at the guest bathrooms for the Hilton. Nice, cool, clean, marbled, quiet, empty with towels, lavender soap, and scented lotion. And this is where the Kraken was released. It's like one night in Bangkok, and now Pattaya is my oyster. Maybe the world is next. My gems are my rewards for the mercy I showed on the McD's staff. Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal?

P.S. In case anyone is clueless, the phrase "the world is your oyster" means that one can achieve anything you wish in life or go anywhere because one has the opportunity or ability to do so.

[DazeUp]

There's nothing worse than a bad case of "long ass ".

Inverted v shape? LOL. I thought it couldn't get worse than sponge Bob square pants until I saw the inverters v shape graphic.

[Banana Boi]

It is called narcissistic personality disorder; and most commonly found in the likes of actors, athletes, and rock stars.

The Jimmy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2IPTVD1lS0

[Sunlover2]

On another note, why does Monkey Paw always refer to himself in third person? Hardly a way to endear himself to fellow mongers. Someone should tell him it makes him look like a tosser.

It is called narcissistic personality disorder; and most commonly found in the likes of actors, athletes, and rock stars.

SL.

[SuperLove]

Yes always in the long run, in the short run they will leave everyone else behind. Perfect case of the hare and tortoise.

Nothing wrong with being Frugal. And Fair.

I wonder if those who claim to get things on discount just are Skint. Always have been always will be.

It's a mindset.

Scamming Thais? Come on.

I notice Svammers are always Broke. Coincidence or not.

[SuperLove]

Absolutely but then there is also alcohol.

Heheheheheheh.

There's nothing worse than a bad case of "long ass ".

[MonkeyPaw]

I don't know if we are all seeing the same ads on ISG. But isn't the ass just amazing? I call it a checkmate.

[EihTooms]

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[LittleBigMan]

Where exactly is "China Town" in Pattaya where there are P4P girls? My post was about Pattaya and this is the Pattaya forum so I am assuming your response is about Pattaya.



Which new top tier gogo girl have you received a discount from? From which gogo bar? It doesn't happen no matter what anyone here tries to claim. At bar beers and maybe Soi 6 but certainly not an new 'A' grade gogo girl from a top tier gogo bar.

Being Chinese, the closes thing to Chinatown is past the Fish Market down on Naklua, if one is familiar with sterotyples old-style Chinese stores you will see just across from the market a few herbal stores that sell tea, etc the walls are lined with those little boxes familiar in many Chinatown store prior to their gentrification. Across the market, behind the 7/11 is the area they hold the Chinese Vegetarian and Moon festival yearly as for pussy nothing standout to buy but I'm sure you can find working girls visiting the events?

[Banana Boi]

Whenever you hear things that sound off there usually a Backstory not being told. Ex. Girl is old fat and toothless. China Town full of these so don't laugh. They do get customers.

Where exactly is "China Town" in Pattaya where there are P4P girls? My post was about Pattaya and this is the Pattaya forum so I am assuming your response is about Pattaya.

No discount for you. Maybe a little one OK depends on girl feeling.

Which new top tier gogo girl have you received a discount from? From which gogo bar? It doesn't happen no matter what anyone here tries to claim. At bar beers and maybe Soi 6 but certainly not an new 'A' grade gogo girl from a top tier gogo bar.

[DazeUp]

I send stuff back to them about every week. Likewise I look for things that others have sent back that I can buy at a discounted price.

LOL, is that why you send stuff back every week, because you buy stuff that other people have sent back. Hope you've learnt from past mistakes.

[Danny Duck]

I think we are still locked down then. But hey if you got the guts, I've got the glory. I've always left an open seat for those who are brave and don't need to hide behind a screen name. So props to guys like Banana Boi, XXL, LittleBigMen, FL Hawk, RacShack, Beavis from back in the days of Nuevo Laredo (when I was just a cherry boy), and the countless others who have took the leap of faith, even Mr. E of all people! Perhaps, I missed the follow up postings where any of them said, we met up, party, chilled and Monkeypaw was a big disappointment.

I missed the posts were they said they love to be your best buds forever. Hahaha.

I always worry when someone writes about themselves in utmost Glorification terms.

I missed many in the music industry saying Van Halen was a darn good guy. LOL.

[Danny Duck]

Wow every week. I made 82 Amazon orders in 2020 many of multiple items like the order I made the other day for 8 different items. I have only asked to return 3 items with Amazon 2 of which Amazon told me to just keep the item and they would send me a refund. Both those items were under $15 US. The 3rd item I decided just to eat the loss. Gave it away to my buddy. Too lazy to pack it up and send back.

I do return lots of things I buy at brick and mortar shops though..

No discount for you. Maybe a little one OK depends on girl feeling.

Whenever you hear things that sound off there usually a Backstory not being told. Ex. Girl is old fat and toothless. China Town full of these so don't laugh. They do get customers.

[Danny Duck]

Nothing wrong with being Frugal. And Fair.

I wonder if those who claim to get things on discount just are Skint. Always have been always will be.

It's a mindset.

Scamming Thais? Come on.

I notice Svammers are always Broke. Coincidence or not.

[Horatio]

No ass is worse. I wish I was back in Thailand.

There's nothing worse than a bad case of "long ass ".