Pattaya Reports

[Goatscrot]

Square butts are a big no no for me even though I'll take them any day of the week. What can I say.

Round is perfect for me and most preferred but what matters most in all of them are the '2 love caves'.

There's nothing worse than a bad case of "long ass ".

[MonkeyPaw]

Think of all the times those sneaky Thais have ripped you off. The bar girls, the tuk-tuk drivers and those street vendors all out to steal from tourists. Monkey Paw is just doing his bit to even the score.

On another note, why does Monkey Paw always refer to himself in third person? Hardly a way to endear himself to fellow mongers. Someone should tell him it makes him look like a tosser.

Monkeypaw is the alter ego of me when it comes to hobbying. He is not me, but it allows me to do what I need to do. You are Engine Driver on here, but are you Engine Driver when you are in the company of close family? Or do you take on another persona? When that part of you gets really angry and rages, is that you as well? You see why some members say he is really different in person, but has his moments? Back in the days, there was a sex escort site called "eccie" and it was coed. Imagine if girls or escorts or providers where able to post on this site as well. If you ever want to see how the "Monkeypaw" persona was born and where did all the badassness came from, Google is your friend. Just type in the site and Monkeypaw and enjoy the history lesson. If still confused afterwards, think the movie "Split. " And if still confused after that, there is still an open seat in Pattaya available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR-oZ3s-0Jk

"Split".

[SuperLove]

Square butts are a big no no for me even though I'll take them any day of the week. What can I say.

Round is perfect for me and most preferred but what matters most in all of them are the '2 love caves'.

Exactly. Amazon's built for scale. I ordered the wrong USB cable once, about $7. I started a return process, stating I ordered the wrong item. They issued a refund and just said to keep the cable.

Big difference between jeans / tee shirt and granny panties. And he's probably talking about the unpleasant surprise, the square butts.

LMAO! That's way too funny!

[SuperLove]

That's a great one. I also look forward to that and always wish the same when I am stripping them off.

Not sure about that. I love a pleasant surprise.

Many times I've unwrapped jeans and a tee shirt to unveil a bikini model underneath..

[MonkeyPaw]

I personally really enjoy reading MonkeyPaw's posts. For one he's actually sharing information on the ground as much as anyone else here is. And his writing style is pretty good too. If you think that's stealing then my god you must be one truly virtuous person. I'll bet you don't sleep with any Thai girls for money because that would be taking advantage of them. But oh wait, obviously you're not forcing them to sleep with you it's their decision so it's fine right? Well by that logic the customer support didn't have to refund MonkeyPaw it was their choice too. Isn't it that simple? And did they not actually mess up his order or did you forget that part? Was the restaurant not the one which decided to offer coupons? Also, how do you know the financials of that particular restaurant to know they're barely scraping by? Or are you one of those people that just lumps groups together? Why don't you just donate all your money if you're such a great believer in equality? How about instead of worrying about MonkeyPaw eating pizza you worry about the billionaires out there that are the biggest thieves of all? Rant over.

I'll be out of quarantine on the 20th, staying in Bangkok for a week, and in Pattaya on the 27th where I already have a condo rented for a month. MonkeyPaw I'd love to meet up at some point and have you teach me your ways.

I think we are still locked down then. But hey if you got the guts, I've got the glory. I've always left an open seat for those who are brave and don't need to hide behind a screen name. So props to guys like Banana Boi, XXL, LittleBigMen, FL Hawk, RacShack, Beavis from back in the days of Nuevo Laredo (when I was just a cherry boy), and the countless others who have took the leap of faith, even Mr. E of all people! Perhaps, I missed the follow up postings where any of them said, we met up, party, chilled and Monkeypaw was a big disappointment.

[Engine Driver]

How's it stealing if THEY'RE the ones that got the order wrong? He specifically said no bacon. To me, it's the other way around: it's robbery if you're charged for something you didn't order. And he didn't order the bacon.

If you're saying it's only 100 baht, and he should just eat the loss since he's well off, that's wrong, too. He can do that if he so chooses. But nobody should be expected to pay for something they didn't order.

Think of all the times those sneaky Thais have ripped you off. The bar girls, the tuk-tuk drivers and those street vendors all out to steal from tourists. Monkey Paw is just doing his bit to even the score.

On another note, why does Monkey Paw always refer to himself in third person? Hardly a way to endear himself to fellow mongers. Someone should tell him it makes him look like a tosser.

[Banana Boi]

I send stuff back to them about every week. Likewise I look for things that others have sent back that I can buy at a discounted price.

Wow every week. I made 82 Amazon orders in 2020 many of multiple items like the order I made the other day for 8 different items. I have only asked to return 3 items with Amazon 2 of which Amazon told me to just keep the item and they would send me a refund. Both those items were under $15 US. The 3rd item I decided just to eat the loss. Gave it away to my buddy. Too lazy to pack it up and send back.

I do return lots of things I buy at brick and mortar shops though.

(now he only needs to pay the going rate)

Curious what rate you were paying a good looking brand new gogo girl at an A Class gogo bar like Palace, Pin Up, Baccara, etc. pre COVID the night you meet them. I don't think it's that easy paying less than what the bar is asking on a good looking girl's first night/week at a gogo. I personally don't pay barfines but rather meet up with girls on their days off but if I met a hot girl on her first night I doubt I could get a lower price than the going rate.

[SinfullyKorean]

Most supplier and especially huge operations like Amazon are set up for goods to flow only one way: supplier to buyer. Trying to get a $100 part the other way causes chaos and just isn't worth the effort. They will either wear the loss or just dump it into a returns hopper and 1000 hoppers will be auctioned at the end of the month.

Exactly. Amazon's built for scale. I ordered the wrong USB cable once, about $7. I started a return process, stating I ordered the wrong item. They issued a refund and just said to keep the cable.

Not sure about that. I love a pleasant surprise.
Many times I've unwrapped jeans and a tee shirt to unveil a bikini model underneath. 😁.

Big difference between jeans / tee shirt and granny panties. And he's probably talking about the unpleasant surprise, the square butts.

My take on this is unlike many of the posters here MP provides some interesting intel if not the location of his finds but at least there are pics so you can gauge the quality of available women for your own hunts. As to his other claims, I call him a unintended comedian, like how hilarious is someone who initially overpays gogo girls by 50-100%, then claims that he can GET these girls due to him having uber game (now he only needs to pay the going rate), how hilarious is someone who after overpaying for women by hundreds of dollars is now a master manipulator because he managed to game some cheap pizzas worth a few bucks, claims to be special and having VIP status due to being in his 30's but still living on daddies dime (though from recent postings daddy may have cut his allowance).

Overall great entertainment so please give him some slack so he con continue his joking.

LMAO! That's way too funny!

[Goferring]

I send stuff back to them about every week. Likewise I look for things that others have sent back that I can buy at a discounted price.

Many people make a job of buying those totes for resale.

[Mr Enternational]

Most supplier and especially huge operations like Amazon are set up for goods to flow only one way: supplier to buyer. Trying to get a $100 part the other way causes chaos and just isn't worth the effort. They will either wear the loss or just dump it into a returns hopper and 1000 hoppers will be auctioned at the end of the month.

I send stuff back to them about every week. Likewise I look for things that others have sent back that I can buy at a discounted price.

[MutantChicken]

Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.

My take on this is unlike many of the posters here MP provides some interesting intel if not the location of his finds but at least there are pics so you can gauge the quality of available women for your own hunts. As to his other claims, I call him a unintended comedian, like how hilarious is someone who initially overpays gogo girls by 50-100%, then claims that he can GET these girls due to him having uber game (now he only needs to pay the going rate), how hilarious is someone who after overpaying for women by hundreds of dollars is now a master manipulator because he managed to game some cheap pizzas worth a few bucks, claims to be special and having VIP status due to being in his 30's but still living on daddies dime (though from recent postings daddy may have cut his allowance).

Overall great entertainment so please give him some slack so he con continue his joking.

[Goferring]

Monger friend, I am not a fan of granny panties. It needs to be slick and sexy.

Not sure about that. I love a pleasant surprise.

Many times I've unwrapped jeans and a tee shirt to unveil a bikini model underneath. 😁.

[Goferring]

A few months ago I ordered some TVs and shit off Amazon. They thought it was fraud so they kept canceling the order. Finally I received my regular order, but it was accompanied by a couple of things from the canceled order. I called them but for some reason there was no record of it. They told me to just keep the stuff. Eventually it showed up on my bill but there was still no record on my Amazon account. (The finance company is different from Amazon.) Amazon told me to still keep the stuff, but they would also refund the money. It was like $360. And they do that kind of shit all of the time. If something is late or shown delivered but not at my house, they give me a refund and say if it ever shows up then just do what you want to with it. Excellent customer service; just like the pizza place.

Most supplier and especially huge operations like Amazon are set up for goods to flow only one way: supplier to buyer. Trying to get a $100 part the other way causes chaos and just isn't worth the effort. They will either wear the loss or just dump it into a returns hopper and 1000 hoppers will be auctioned at the end of the month.

[The Cane]

Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.

Just say the pizzas had bacon on them, and I asked for no bacon. I have had my orders messed up before. The wrong order or items missing. I contacted the delivery service, and they immediately issued refunds, either for the whole order, or for items that were missing. And I could keep and eat whatever I may have received. No need to lie about it, like you're trying to get one over on them. Douchebag move!

[SinfullyKorean]

Cheap Charlie, no. Smart and Savvy, no. Smooth Criminal, no. It was the first thing you said. Customer Service. Funny how everyone except the owner of the pizza shop has a problem with it. The owner could have easily said bring the pizza back and you will get a refund. They did not. To me it seems the owner was saying sorry we fucked the pizza up. The next one will be on us or here is 100 baht. The pizzas would have went in the trash anyway.

A few months ago I ordered some TVs and shit off Amazon. They thought it was fraud so they kept canceling the order. Finally I received my regular order, but it was accompanied by a couple of things from the canceled order. I called them but for some reason there was no record of it. They told me to just keep the stuff. Eventually it showed up on my bill but there was still no record on my Amazon account. (The finance company is different from Amazon.) Amazon told me to still keep the stuff, but they would also refund the money. It was like $360. And they do that kind of shit all of the time. If something is late or shown delivered but not at my house, they give me a refund and say if it ever shows up then just do what you want to with it. Excellent customer service; just like the pizza place.

Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.