Pattaya Reports

[MadMax33]

Hi guys,

With 2 friends we are going to Pattaya in 1 week for just 2 nights. We have rented a villa and we will try to find a group of hotties to come with us for an orgy at night time. I wanted to ask if you guys have some girls to recommend or place. We plan to hit the club 808 as we know the manager there and it seems to have some hot girls, plus certainly some beer bar before that, but not sure to go in Agogo. Also during day time we will certainly go to Soi 6 as I heard a lot about the famous Tuktik, but was wondering if she is still working at Route 69 or if she can be find in another bar, she seems to be hot as hell, and we are not going to look for some GFE but PSE. Plan also to visit this girl name Jib at Wrath bar Soi 6 that looks very hot too (saw her on IG) if you like them not slim but with good round brown bubble butt. Thanks in advance, will give you some details after our trip.

[Rick Rock]

We walked in. Managers friend came over and snatched one of our groups phones. Told him to stop recording. Why would he be recording stupid ugly girls behind a plastic sheet. Phone checked, no recording, no apology.

Awful place. Avoid at all costs.

Why would you let someone physically grab something from your friend? Is your friend a man?

[Rick Rock]

The birth rate is falling but there is more baby damage. OK.

Try to follow:

1. The overall birth rate in country is down, so there are less people.

2. A higher percentage of the women who are pregnant are teens.

So there are simultaneously less people being born and more baby damaged young women in the bars.

[Java Man]

BKK BiB showed up tonight, (Friday Night,) and made surprise inspections. Also made sure venues were closing at 12 a. WS, Soi 6, and Pothole were visited. LK Metro got the word and closed prior to their arrival. They're rumored to be here the weekend. On the Plus side, a few more GC's opened, Also Windmill. And Atlantis owner stated he would reopen Monday.

[Danny Duck]

Thank you for giving us a little hope in all these gloomy perspectives. We really need it.

But may I ask you a question? Who is this mysterious MonkeyPaw you talk about all the time?

Pattaya is Doomed. Enviro freaks will turn it into a huge Green Park. LOL.

Mongers go to Laos. Remember no prostitoots were found in a recent Sweep by the Generals.

Only Transgendered entertaining. From the door looks like a good production.

[Mr Enternational]

As for hotels, Opey De place is a good recommendation, with a present price tag of 450-850 Baht, Swimming pool and a descent restaurant.

My buddy booked that place once and when he got here he stayed 1 day and got the hell out. It was horrible. That was about 2 years ago. Maybe they have updated some things by now.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

What was the scene like? It's our secret, but there is light at the end of this tunnel.

Thank you for giving us a little hope in all these gloomy perspectives. We really need it.

But may I ask you a question? Who is this mysterious MonkeyPaw you talk about all the time?

[Berrys66]

The situation Buakhao / Lengkee is awkward the least!

Most bars open, but as mentioned by others, no or very few customers, mainly expats living here.

The government doesn't seem to care much, I. E. After months of closure finally open, just for a couple of days, Then 2 days closed again bc of Buddha celebrations, then open 1 day again only to be closed again (Soi Lengkee extensive electrical repairs, no electricity). And with another holiday coming up this month. Never ending!

I feel really sorry for the bar / restaurant owners!

Now with the decision to postpone international travel indefinitely, not much hope for these guys to make a descent living in the near future.

Anyway, it is how it is and nevertheless I am enjoying the peaceful life.

As for hotels, Opey De place is a good recommendation, with a present price tag of 450-850 Baht, Swimming pool and a descent restaurant.

Thaisabai.

[MonkeyPaw]

SNIP...My advice. As for the tourists traps like the GoGo bars, meet the contraction with contraction and consolidate into a few clubs with your best girls. Are you listening Pin Up? Night wish group the same. Biggest club, biggest stage and pack them in plus pay "them" off... SNIP

On June 24th Monkeypaw wrote that and July 7th, Pin Up opened last night with about 120-150 Of the best girls rounded up, and a full house. Either great minds think alike with Nightwish only opening a few of its bars and packing in the girls, also with Pin Up as well or advice was taken. Next on the list is Palace, this July 10th. One at a time, in phases to funnel the money and control the crowd, just like the Thai government (wink wink). The rest of Walking Street Go Go bars were closed besides Russian scams, Coco, and Tantra (same boss Pin Up).

How was the action and the girls at Pin Up? Monkeypaw gives it a well deserved 2 paws up for the set up. What was the scene like? It's our secret, but there is light at the end of this tunnel.

[DazeUp]

Walking Street is definitely the tourist trap out of the two. And a good trap needs mice. Only Mickey is left, and he's all grown up. These folks are trying hard to take whatever last tourist dollars are left and not give that same "Good Guys Go to Heaven, Bad Guys Go to Pattaya" experience. By the way, I think at King Cafe, the short fat manager is now also the waiter and the cook and the person holding the sign all in one because I don't see any other staff. Pattaya is definitely broken. But I wouldn't rather be any place in else in the world. Home Sweet Home!

LOL looks like a mouse got caught by the shirt and is about to get slapped by a. What's the story behind that pic, did he knock over her bike or something.

[Danny Duck]

Please stop calling places Tourists like tourists traps.

If it weren't for tourists traps hot girls wouldn't go for 500 baht at the grocery store. LOL.

[Cusland]

It's now or never since it's Friday night. Hooters is still closed. I always said if Hooters on BR stays closed, then then tourist traps should stay closed. They are the masters of scamming. Walking Street, only XO Club (Russian), Tantra, and Moulin Rouge (Russian) were open as far as Go Go bars go (haha). And they were empty. I saw a few girls on stage, but it looked as if they grabbed any chick off the street who wanted a job. I don't see how any girl can meet their 45-50 drinks quota or if they even get a salary at all. 808 and Candy Shop had some people, but looked very weak. Overall, for a Friday night, I think I saw a total of 200 people all on Walking Street including vendors, motorbike taxis, staff, and girls.

Soi Made in Thailand completely shutdown and dark. The hype and opening of rest of the bars in Pattaya also killed Buakhao businesses as well. Beer Hub empty. Soul City at 10 pm had 2 tables. Soi 6 only 30% of bars open and not very busy with customers. It's all the same girls I saw at Treetown or Beach Road or at the massage shops, when Soi 6 was closed. Basically it's the same little group of girls that just moves around all over Pattaya. Monkeypaw has plenty of money to spend, but the fun and experience just ain't there anymore. Pattaya is not BKK (which I consider operates more like brothels) just sectioned off to Sukhumvit, Nana, Soi Cowboy or Patpong.

Walking Street is definitely the tourist trap out of the two. And a good trap needs mice. Only Mickey is left, and he's all grown up. These folks are trying hard to take whatever last tourist dollars are left and not give that same "Good Guys Go to Heaven, Bad Guys Go to Pattaya" experience. By the way, I think at King Cafe, the short fat manager is now also the waiter and the cook and the person holding the sign all in one because I don't see any other staff. Pattaya is definitely broken. But I wouldn't rather be any place in else in the world. Home Sweet Home!

Rumour is that Hooters Asia has gone bust. All the nice Thai places are currently busier than I've seen them. Glasshouse / Bacco beach during the day / early evening. Wizard Brewery now with some good bands.

Area 51 been revamped with some cracking women on Saturday. Few of the bars on LK Metro very busy also. Heard it's been quiet in the week.

[Cusland]

Saturday night Walking Street more lively but only from King Cafe to Tantra. Lots of locals from Bangkok walking around due to the 4 day holiday. Busy at Candy Shop, 808, and Lucifer. Tantra was open but no dancers. Just few (6 maybe) girls sitting on chairs on the stages, dressed in a formal gowns, with plastic wrap to separate them. Like a cheap ass version of red light windows in De Wallen. No dancing or standing allowed. Just one big scam. You just sit, order a drink, and stare at the girls sitting behind the walls of plastic wrap. Not sure how Bangkok is allowed to operate their Go Go bars. Me and my buddies walked in, did a a lap, walked out of Tantra. Headed to Lucifer and stayed until closing. Bunch of girls I already banged before stopped by and said Hi at our table, even with their guys. One was drunk and wanted to come back to my place for "free. " Monkeypaw said "no thanks Peemai, no drama needed. " On way back, saw some nice tits on 3 bald headed chicks.

P.S. : Almost there!

We walked in. Managers friend came over and snatched one of our groups phones. Told him to stop recording. Why would he be recording stupid ugly girls behind a plastic sheet. Phone checked, no recording, no apology.

Awful place. Avoid at all costs.

[MonkeyPaw]

Saturday night Walking Street more lively but only from King Cafe to Tantra. Lots of locals from Bangkok walking around due to the 4 day holiday. Busy at Candy Shop, 808, and Lucifer. Tantra was open but no dancers. Just few (6 maybe) girls sitting on chairs on the stages, dressed in a formal gowns, with plastic wrap to separate them. Like a cheap ass version of red light windows in De Wallen. No dancing or standing allowed. Just one big scam. You just sit, order a drink, and stare at the girls sitting behind the walls of plastic wrap. Not sure how Bangkok is allowed to operate their Go Go bars. Me and my buddies walked in, did a a lap, walked out of Tantra. Headed to Lucifer and stayed until closing. Bunch of girls I already banged before stopped by and said Hi at our table, even with their guys. One was drunk and wanted to come back to my place for "free. " Monkeypaw said "no thanks Peemai, no drama needed. " On way back, saw some nice tits on 3 bald headed chicks.

P.S. : Almost there!

[ManOfLove]

The reports posted are quite good. But how is a report friendly if pointers like tf profile link not added to the FR. Its like writing a book with many pages. Links are allowed in ISG.

FR as the name goes Friendly report.