Pattaya Reports

[GettingFedUp]

In the middle of Kmart?

W, don't you know anything?

The underwear is in aisle 3, aisle 8 in the middle of Kmart is where the feminine hygiene product fetishishists do their business (I read it in a wikipedia article, honest).

[Cool]

I seriously do not know what to tell you. Yesterday I met up with 4 TF chicks that I just started talking to yesterday. I did not meet up with all for fucking, but I did meet up with them.

The first lives around the corner from me. We found out where each other live so I told her I would come around to see her. It was taking me a while to get ready because I was going for a ride on my bike in the process. She wanted to know if I was really coming or bullshitting because she was about to leave to excercise as well. I got there and her and her friend came outside in their exercise gear. They said they would finish in about 2 hours. I told them that I would probably not be back for another 6 hours.

I left there and went to the bicycle shop to have a couple of adjustments made to my bike. I started talking to a couple more chicks on TF. I told one that I would come see her in a few minutes. She works in a massage shop on Thappraya. She sent me the location and I went up to sit aound with her for a few minutes.

I also talked to another chick that works in a salon. This chick was 100% my type. I told her that if her pictures were real I would come up to the salon and marry her right then. She said she would get off at 10pm and she could see me then. Towards the end of my riding (about 7 pm) I hit her up and she asked if I wanted to meet her at a coffee shop near her job right quick. I rode up there and met her. WOW! I told her that I would be back to get her at 10. .

Happy Fathers Day to the Board. Thanks for posting pics Mr. E. I know your character and truthfulness has been questioned this spring since a lot of guys are unable to adopt your system. Thanks to you and MP who proved Pattaya can work during the Emergency Decree. The fact is more than 70% of the Board is not on the ground as much as you. A good trip is about being efficient. Mr.

E can get more done in Pattaya in a week than I could get done in a month.

[Whoreman]

I hate you.

Here the Kmart sale started and I jacked off to the underwear catalogue. So beat that. 😁.

G.

In the middle of Kmart?

[Goferring]

I seriously do not know what to tell you. Yesterday I met up with 4 TF chicks that I just started talking to yesterday.

Wow! I wish I could be one third as successful here on the ground!....

Full Mark's to E.

I've always said have the girls fit into your day. Don't change your day to wait for them. That way if there is a problem you can still get your stuff done or call in a replacement.

Plenty of guys waste a whole day or more sitting around waiting for girls that never show.

Enjoy. G.

[Goferring]

I seriously do not know what to tell you. Yesterday I met up with 4 TF chicks that I just started talking to yesterday. I did not meet up with all for fucking, but I did meet up with them.

I hate you.

Here the Kmart sale started and I jacked off to the underwear catalogue. So beat that. 😁.

G.

[Mr Enternational]

Wow! I wish I could be one third as successful here on the ground!

Yesterday I got busy on TF first thing in the morning and got the Line ID of the girl below for a same-day meeting, a good idea since those girls can scarcely be expected to remember a meeting the next day, much less actually show up to one. As you can see from the Line screenshot, she was ok at 10:25 to meet me at 14:00. After she didn't show up I phoned her twice and no one answered

I seriously do not know what to tell you. Yesterday I met up with 4 TF chicks that I just started talking to yesterday. I did not meet up with all for fucking, but I did meet up with them.

The first lives around the corner from me. We found out where each other live so I told her I would come around to see her. It was taking me a while to get ready because I was going for a ride on my bike in the process. She wanted to know if I was really coming or bullshitting because she was about to leave to excercise as well. I got there and her and her friend came outside in their exercise gear. They said they would finish in about 2 hours. I told them that I would probably not be back for another 6 hours.

I left there and went to the bicycle shop to have a couple of adjustments made to my bike. I started talking to a couple more chicks on TF. I told one that I would come see her in a few minutes. She works in a massage shop on Thappraya. She sent me the location and I went up to sit aound with her for a few minutes.

I also talked to another chick that works in a salon. This chick was 100% my type. I told her that if her pictures were real I would come up to the salon and marry her right then. She said she would get off at 10pm and she could see me then. Towards the end of my riding (about 7 pm) I hit her up and she asked if I wanted to meet her at a coffee shop near her job right quick. I rode up there and met her. WOW! I told her that I would be back to get her at 10.

At 9:45 she asked if I really wanted to see her and if I would give her money. I asked how much she wanted and she said 1000. Come to find out this chick has not fucked in 2 years and has never been with a foreigner. She is from Korat and had her last boyfriend back home 2 years ago before she came to Pattaya. She was sizzlin hot and could not get enough of my dick being in her mouth. I dropped her at work this morning and slid her the 1000 baht. She said she would finish work today at 6 and would like me to go to Jomtien with her.

Right before I picked up the hairstylists a TF chick showed interest in me. Her profile said she was not a transgender. I started talking to her and we exchanged Lines. Talking some more and she asked if I forgot her already. I said what the fuck are you talking about? I do not know you. Then she sent me a picture of her and the 1st girl I mentioned the moment they walked outside to see me earlier in the day. I am so bad that I can't even remember meeting a chick on the same day. Turns out she wants some of this dick/money action too.

As soon as my neighbor finishes cleaning my room, I am off to the salon so the chick from last night can do my nails. 300 baht, hands, feet, and foot scrub.

[Mr Enternational]

You're totally true in what you say. But me when I find a very high sexy girl on facebook or other websites and when I really dream to fuck her, I usually try to contact her 10 days before I arrive Bangkok and Pattaya and to be sure she'll meet, I play the guy totally in love, who has big money who wants to make her happy and go shopping with her! I even propose her to buy her a nice gift before I arrive! And I say I'll give her big big money!

And usually I stay with the girl 2 or 3 days before I change city to find another working girl!

You are talking apples and oranges. If I saw a girl on a website and I wanted to fuck her short time when I got to a place, then I would not be saying how I was going to buy her all types of gifts and take her on trips. What you are saying is the same as how people get scammed. The scammer plays on their greed.

[GettingFedUp]

Lately there have been some mixed messages on the board, which directly affect my future plans:

DazeUp,

I don't claim to be a TF expert, but I think the point was that the girls get a lot of messages and most of them are from people who are not in Pattaya and frequently not even in the country. TF allows the user to select where they are rather than using geo-location, so people select Pattaya even though they are not here. Girls get tons of messages from guys who are not around (and frequently have little or no real plan to visit but do it for cheap thrills) so frequently ignore messages because they cannot filter the genuine interest from the idle banter.

On the subject of travel plans, may I suggest you read a piece I put on the Bangkok thread a few days ago in response to an OP who was planning an August visit http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...orts&p=2458829 . Little has changed since apart from politicians chattering about entry (with restrictions) for "businessman, experts and medical tourism" and possible travel bubbles with a very limited, but as yet undefined, list of countries.

[XXL]

... they're very careful and they don't want to miss this opportunity.

And I can say it works at 90%.

And usually I stay with the girl 2 or 3 days before I change city to find another working girl!

And we never speak about condoms, we fuck bareback all the time! And we spend really nice time!

I did that with so many girls!

Wow! I wish I could be one third as successful here on the ground!

Yesterday I got busy on TF first thing in the morning and got the Line ID of the girl below for a same-day meeting, a good idea since those girls can scarcely be expected to remember a meeting the next day, much less actually show up to one.

On TF she had looked like a 7 or an 8. Her line pics showed her to range from 6 to 7 in looks.

As you can see from the Line screenshot, she was ok at 10:25 to meet me at 14:00.

After she didn't show up I phoned her twice and no one answered but oddly, she herself called me at around 15:00 to say something in unintelligible English. Either on purpose or by mistake her call was a video call, so I could have a glimpse of her lying on a couch. What I saw was in keeping with the lower ranger of her Line pics (a 6). No great loss having been stood up then.

To those of you out there who are wary of coming to Thailand lest they should get shunned or stood up by stunners, fear not! The plain girls, you know whom I mean, those girls who gave up their jobs as street vendors or laundry ladies to fill the void left behind when Thailand's lookers massively stopped prostituting, those plain girls are catching up. They can now waste your time like real pros.

[Mr Enternational]

Lately there have been some mixed messages on the board, which directly affect my future plans:

On the one hand, I read that things are dry with no business for the girls so pickings are easy to the point that you can get 3000 baht gogo girls for 1000, and other girls for 500 to 700. According to this info, I will be booking a ticket as soon things open up to take advantage of this rare occurrence (lock down).

Sir, this is nothing new, so you are not taking advantage of anything. You have always been able to fuck a chick that works in a gogo for 1000 baht. That is not saying that you can walk into a gogo and offer a chick 1000 baht. That is to say that if you happened to meet a chick outside somewhere that you can fuck her for 1000 baht and then just so happens that she works in a gogo.

If I lined 10 chicks up side by side wearing jeans and a t-shirt, you would not be able to pick out which ones work in gogos, which ones work at kiosks in the mall, which ones work at AIS phone company. That is why I do not see the fascination around a chick simply because she works in a gogo.

Hell, I meet chicks that work in Big C now and worked in a gogo before, and vice versa. You are paying 3000 baht because it is a gogo, not because of the girl. A bottle of Dom Perignon costs $300 at a nightclub but only $100 at a grocery store. Is it somehow better because you paid $200 more buying it in the nightclub?

[Gilolo]

Any non hideous girl will be getting hundreds of messages regardless of C19 or not. Those that make Most Popular lists get litterally thousands of messages per day. These girls hear 'let's meet when I arrive next month' promises a million times and know that 99.99% will never eventuate. That's why guys on the ground have the advantage. 'I'm in Big C' will always win over 'I'm in Nebraska' as you found on your last visit.

Two options to reach the popular cuties:

1/ don't even worry about contacting the girls until you are in country. Then say where you are and what you want.

2/ if you must make contact pre arrival, keep it short and sweet. The hot girls don't have time to read about how you like puppies and sunset cruises. The aim is to get their number for use when you arrive, not hold a conversation.

Enjoy. G.

You're totally true in what you say. But me when I find a very high sexy girl on facebook or other websites and when I really dream to fuck her, I usually try to contact her 10 days before I arrive Bangkok and Pattaya and to be sure she'll meet, I play the guy totally in love, who has big money who wants to make her happy and go shopping with her! I even propose her to buy her a nice gift before I arrive! And I say I'll give her big big money!

I don't do that with all girls! But when I really know the girl is very very sexy, I know there are many men who want same like me and some are already there! So I need be the one, and get lucky! And for that, I need say the girl I think only to be her boyfriend and give her big money and make shopping with her everyday! Then she'll not block me and she ll be very careful to stay with me when I arrive!

Because when high lexy girls know they have some stupid men LOL who are ready to do everything for them or become their sponsor, they're very careful and they don't want to miss this opportunity.

And I can say it works at 90%.

And usually I stay with the girl 2 or 3 days before I change city to find another working girl!

And we never speak about condoms, we fuck bareback all the time! And we spend really nice time!

I did that with so many girls!

[Goferring]

Lately there have been some mixed messages on the board, which directly affect my future plans:

On the one hand, I read that things are dry with no business for the girls so pickings are easy to the point that you can get 3000 baht gogo girls for 1000, and other girls for 500 to 700. According to this info, I will be booking a ticket as soon things open up to take advantage of this rare occurrence (lock down).

On the other hand, girls are so busy getting 100 messages a day that you would be lucky if they even see your message, let alone respond. In which case I will wait until things get back to normal before traveling to Thailand.

I would like to note that my experience in Pattaya when I was there last year (summer / low season), is that almost every girl that I messaged responded. It was also the case that if I just viewed a girls profile I would find that they also looked at mine and sent me an interest, even if I didn't message them..

Which of the two is it?

Thanks.

Any non hideous girl will be getting hundreds of messages regardless of C19 or not. Those that make Most Popular lists get litterally thousands of messages per day. These girls hear 'let's meet when I arrive next month' promises a million times and know that 99.99% will never eventuate. That's why guys on the ground have the advantage. 'I'm in Big C' will always win over 'I'm in Nebraska' as you found on your last visit.

Two options to reach the popular cuties:

1/ don't even worry about contacting the girls until you are in country. Then say where you are and what you want.

2/ if you must make contact pre arrival, keep it short and sweet. The hot girls don't have time to read about how you like puppies and sunset cruises. The aim is to get their number for use when you arrive, not hold a conversation.

Enjoy. G.

[Gilolo]

Proof positive that romance is not dead.

But I'm true romantic boy! I just love girls so much that I love to make love with many girls! Even if I fuck a working girl, a pornstar and nice girl, I love them! My problem is I need change girls all the time even if I love all the girls with who I stay.

For example last time, I was for 2 days already with the same girl in Pattaya and we decided to go together to do a professional massage to spend the time. And when we arrive in the shop, my lady did the massage with the Thai girl, and me I did massage too with another Thai lady. And at the beginning I just wanted normal massage at 400 bahts (oil massage) and my girlfriend working girl was in the same massage shop like me.

And the problem is the girl who was doing my massage was very sexy too and I was horny. And she told me that I was horny. And she proposed me a blowjob. But I told her that I was with my working girl girlfriend. And she say me it can be a secret with a smile! And I told her to not make some noise that I didn't want my girlfriend working girl hear I fuck her! And she told me OK. She wanted 1500 and I say OK but I want fuck her bareback! And she told me OK. So we spent a very nice time together! We kissed a lot, I licked her pussy, and I fuck her in few positions without make too much noise. My working girl girlfriend didn't hear anything! At the end of the session, I was fucking her in missionary and I came inside her pussy! And I loved that moment because nobody in the shop could see she fuck with me, so she put again her clothes with my sperm inside her pussy! And then I went quickly to shower!

And finally I gave her 2000. She was very happy and me too!

[Allover]

"If you tell truth you don't have to remember anything" (generally attributed, probably wrongly, to Mark Twain).

Interesting quote. Twain lied about his name too.

[GettingFedUp]

1/ I was too stupid to remember which lie I told to which girl.

"If you tell truth you don't have to remember anything" (generally attributed, probably wrongly, to Mark Twain).