Pattaya Reports

[Goatscrot]

Have you tried Kamagra gel. It is faster.

The gel really gives me indigestion.

[LittleBigMan]

1 million massage shops are back open without a customer in sight.

In other news, the hookers have moved back to the beach side of Beach Road.

Yep, that is how I found the new Mexican restaurant called Senor Taco, and suggested to you. While I was waiting for my order of baby back ribs at another place I did a quick cruise. I did notice a number of massage shop opening even on Soi Pothole one of my favorites is AG which before they closed had a number of young cuties but the one that usually attends to my needs was still gone.

[Mr Enternational]

1 million massage shops are back open without a customer in sight.

In other news, the hookers have moved back to the beach side of Beach Road.

[Turgid]

So what you are saying is that in my hypothetical scenario, you would choose a 65 year old dreadlock hair woman (who is also very unattractive IMHO), and also who looks like a man, but was born female. Instead of a 25 year old Victoria Secret model who looks very feminine with a full sex change, but was born male? Hey, more power to you. I guess we all have our heaven and our Hell.

Many many years ago in my cruising days I picked up a dreadlocked woman in Queens, NYC. She gave me what must have been the best head I ever received. Come to think of it she did look something like Whoopi Goldberg.

[BackpackBrian]

I see lots of videos on Youtube with Russian girls standing on walking streets trying to lure guys into the bars.

Are these Russian women scams or can you bar fine them?

If they are for short time sessions, are they more than the Thai girls and how much?

[Nounce]

Good point, I can no longer just pick up a chick and shag her immediately, need to plan for that 40 minute minimum head-start before V kicks in.

One thing I haven't figured out is how long after food to take the V in order for it to still be effective.

Have you tried Kamagra gel. It is faster.

[Crocodilexp]

With age planning becomes essential.

There's the Sildenafil that needs to be taken on an empty stomach. It kicks in within 45 minutes, peaks within 90 minutes and starts tapering off within 120 minutes. There's the caffein jab to be taken right before sex.

Good point, I can no longer just pick up a chick and shag her immediately, need to plan for that 40 minute minimum head-start before V kicks in.

One thing I haven't figured out is how long after food to take the V in order for it to still be effective.

[Goatscrot]

With age planning becomes essential.

There's the Sildenafil that needs to be taken on an empty stomach. It kicks in within 45 minutes, peaks within 90 minutes and starts tapering off within 120 minutes. There's the caffein jab to be taken right before sex.

There are testosterone circadian rythms.

Unpredictability becomes a killer.

While I'm writing this around noon, a girl who promised to message me as soon as she woke up still hasn't done so. For her to come at 2pm right after lunch I need to pop the Sildenafil at 12:45, a quarter of an hour before I have lunch. If I take the stuff after lunch it will not work.

Such predicaments can make repeating with a girl attractive compared to struggling to lure in a new one. Repeat girls are usually reliable.

Dissolve it under your tongue. It hits you much faster.

[MonkeyPaw]

So after being sorta stood up by the fishy as fuck chick. I called for plan a back plan to come over off ThaiFriendly. She previously worked at Soi 6 and was paid 1500. Cute small petite. Service was on par with GFE as my back up plan spent about 45 minutes backing up on my dick, while bent face down, and ass up. When I was about to nut, I was able to pull off the condom and jizz all over her ass. She reminds me of a VN girl I used to bang before her nose job. BB and Racshack met her and her husband during TET last year I think. Remember the lion dance? Maybe one of them can confirm the similar looks. Remember I said before nose job.

[MonkeyPaw]

I gather what you are saying in effect is if you find a girl attractive, barfine her, make out with her, get blown by her, and then discover she has a dick or is a postie it doesn't matter ie just go with it, have a good time and don't beat yourself up over it later. And surprise surprise, I agree! Ha Ha. Although I will note that I have never been fooled and I am always amazed when I see the pics of some of the ladyboys that have "fooled" certain guys. I mean I have always noticed something was not kosher way before the kissing/barfine stage. That something is a turn off for me not her birth status. So theoretically I am saying it might be possible for me to do a beautiful "25 year old Victoria Secret model" ladyboy, but highly unlikely because I do not believe one exists that could pass my radar. A more on point example would be the pics of a few very famous Thai fashion / actress ladyboys. In some of these pics the "girls" look absolutely amazing and they would fool me completely if I did not have pre knowledge of who / what they were, but pics by themselves can be very misleading. In real life, sitting close to one of these Thai super model / actress ladyboys I still think I would not be fooled, that I WOULD notice something was not quite kosher about my new acquaintance and I would cut the interview off in a friendly, polite, way. But again, if I saw nothing amiss, everything looked really good to me, really natural, then I'd go for it and have no regrets later. Theoretically speaking. 555.

Not quite because I was talking in lines of a post op, and not trans with dicks. This was brought up when in one of my reviews which I posted some pics, somebody commented about being a possible post op. To which I replied, if it was, I'm okay with that because I did all I can to screen beforehand to make sure there was no pre-op and dick surprise. That would be the real deal killer for me because of bait and switch. The girl had a pussy and it felt normal to me. Then the conversation switched to post-op and hot looking or born female and ugly, which is preferred if those were only choices left? Somebody, is pretty adamant about refusing to ever be with anything, even though beautiful and had pussy, just because it was born male. So my assumption is that person will choose the ugly just because it was born female. I find that strange. My motto is stick with beauty and if the pieces fit, even better. So one more time. Last two humans on Earth, somebody already said he would not choose the blonde because she wasn't born female. So by default he gets the red head with glasses. I'm sticking with the Canadian beauty pageant model and cross my fingers that she had a sex change, which I think she completed way before she competed in Thailand.

[XXL]

With age planning becomes essential.

There's the Sildenafil that needs to be taken on an empty stomach. It kicks in within 45 minutes, peaks within 90 minutes and starts tapering off within 120 minutes. There's the caffein jab to be taken right before sex.

There are testosterone circadian rythms.

Unpredictability becomes a killer.

While I'm writing this around noon, a girl who promised to message me as soon as she woke up still hasn't done so. For her to come at 2pm right after lunch I need to pop the Sildenafil at 12:45, a quarter of an hour before I have lunch. If I take the stuff after lunch it will not work.

Such predicaments can make repeating with a girl attractive compared to struggling to lure in a new one. Repeat girls are usually reliable.

[Mr Enternational]

I also never make firm plans on a prior day. On Tuesday I might say "maybe we will get together on Wednesday". Of course, they want a firm commitment from me, but that doesn't mean that they will show up as planned. I learned that lesson years ago.

Exactly. I just tell them soon. This is Pattaya. I don't know what I will be doing tomorrow and fooling with these chicks is like herding cats; especially when the bars and discos are open. I just hit them up 30 minutes before I want them to come and ask what they are doing. If they say nothing then I say come see me. I am not a planned fucker. I have no idea if I am going to want to fuck tomorrow at 3 pm. I prefer spur of the moment or very short notice.

[EihTooms]

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I also never make firm plans on a prior day. On Tuesday I might say "maybe we will get together on Wednesday". Of course, they want a firm commitment from me, but that doesn't mean that they will show up as planned. I learned that lesson years ago.

I am with you on those general wait time rules of thumb.

And on the firm commitment to meet the day before issue, it almost never fails that a fresh, new, more interesting offer will come along for me the day OF that prior firm commitment. It is as though they have psychic communication with each other on all my appointments and time schedules and do whatever it takes to confound them.

So now I will only make a prior commitment with the most loyal and rewarding repeats. And I will sometimes do that just to stir up like magic one of those fresh, new offers. LOL. Which it does trigger more often than not.

[HorseTrader]

Question is: How patient are you for an appointment? For me it depends on if the girl kept communicating or if I had to chase her. Plus if I think she's worth the wait, but typically 20-30 minutes is my max.

If we are meeting near her place, I'll give about 10 minutes before I send a message that says "You weren't here so I left. Maybe we can get together on another day."

When meeting near my place, I do it a little different than most people. I might set an appointment at 9:00 PM, but I will immediately tell them that if they aren't there at 9:30, I will no longer be available. Sometimes I'm strict with that rule, other times I'm a bit lax. It depends on the girl's attitude. If I hear nothing from her until 9:30 PM, I'll probably block her and look elsewhere. If they have a better attitude, I'll wait longer. For example, this March I was in my Sukhumvit Soi 11 hotel waiting for a Nana go-go girl and starting at about 9:00 she texted me showing her location (on BTS but far from my stop). 10 minutes later she sent another text location (on BTS, closer to my stop). At about 9:30 she texted me with her location (at my BTS stop). She walked in my hotel lobby at 9:40. I was fine with that and I had a very good session.

I also never make firm plans on a prior day. On Tuesday I might say "maybe we will get together on Wednesday". Of course, they want a firm commitment from me, but that doesn't mean that they will show up as planned. I learned that lesson years ago.

[Beijing4987]

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