Pattaya Reports

[Zman429]

Hello Guys,

I am looking for options of mongering in either Pattaya, Saigon or Angels City. Please guide which will be the best option if my budget is $600 for 3 nights, out of which $100 is flight tickets and transport to the city. Which city provides best value for money?

Thanks,

Dhruv.

Best option is more money more nights. That said Angeles is cheaper option by far gogo girls are $70 usd freelancers are $20. Food and hotel maybe tad more. Pattaya gogo dancer $100+ freelancer $40 usd food and hotel cheaper in Angeles. The if is can you get to Angeles city cheap enough to make it worth while cab is $50+ from Manila and Pattaya is $40 from Bangkok. FYI I don't take buses unless I'm very familiar with where I'm going where I'll be dropped and how much the ride is from the bus station to hotel and I'll still take a cab any day.

[Dhruvninea]

Hello Guys,

I am looking for options of mongering in either Pattaya, Saigon or Angels City. Please guide which will be the best option if my budget is $600 for 3 nights, out of which $100 is flight tickets and transport to the city. Which city provides best value for money?

Thanks,

Dhruv.

[MonkeyPaw]

2000 baht ST is kind of risky in times like this. This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. She didn't want to give me height and weight. Those hips got me suspicious, but I really can't tell either way.

She says only 163 cm. Need some sex-pert advice before I spend 1500-2000. Girl? Damn I hate this online stuff. The Go Go bars were so much easier. Not sure how the hell you guys that don't frequent the Go Go bars do this hit or miss type of shit. Sigh.

[MonkeyPaw]

Speaking from experience, when a hooker is trying very hard (beyond token shyness) to hide a part of her body from me, I let her. It's a small turnoff, but she has her reasons, and finding out about it mid-session could be a big turnoff. Maybe ask after the pop.

Always choose words carefully. I try to be sweet as possible when it comes to stuff like this. Perhaps that explains my success rate.

Speaking of. There may be no better conquest than taking a hot looking lesbian chick and making her learn to re-love the joys of dick again. It pays off to be charismatic when it comes to shy girls, even online.

[MonkeyPaw]

I think she is holding out for MP. No way I would give that crazy broad 2000 baht. She declined the 500. Still waiting for her answer on the 700.

She's hardly my taste even for 500, (whatever that may be nowadays). My normal daily budget is 1500 and up to 2000 for play. Mostly it's 1000 baht. I have gone to 800 a few times, but that was at their offering. I've learn now that when they ask "how much can you pay," throw at them 800. The next time I'll try the 500 and tell them I cum in less than 3 minutes. I try not to retread on girls but it's getting pretty hard of late. I guess that's why they call it a "hunt. " You scour the same spots or even hidden alleys, looking for gems. Speaking of. Met a girl near Buakhao food stalls just pass Tree Town by the double 7-11's. She said she lived nearby. That area is always packed with potential. Offered her a home cooked meal of Uncle Tom Yum Seafood Ramen, along with some creamy 2 day stored up dessert. Found out later that she works online as well. She was cool and a fun fuck, loves anal rimming and finger in the ass, but she had a friend Ice also had came along as well. I wasn't too fond of her friend. Decent find for 2000 LT double suck and fuck and she washed my dishes. Not sure what it was, but she has one of those pussies that can make you cum easily. I really had to control myself the whole time so it would last longer. Enjoy.

[Mr Enternational]

I've tried to exchange line IDs with some of them as I can't just have sex on a chance encounter these days. I need to plan. Maybe not so desperate after all. Or more likely, stupid as ever. Even on the rare occasions they give me their line, they never answer my messages, probably block me. I wouldn't mind giving them 1000 just like that instead of the 700 they're asking for, but no, they prefer to block me and follow the cheapskate who will bargain them down to 500.

Dude it is nothing against you and it has nothing to do with the money. That is just the nature of the crazy around here. They are all different and they switch up from day to day.

One minute a chick that I fuck on the regular is sending me nekkit videos and the next minute she has disappeared forever. The other day my mom was just asking me about a chick that I was hanging out with 5 or 6 years ago when her and my aunts came out. Mom, I don't even know what happened to a chick I was just with last week. 5 or 6 years ago is ancient history around this place.

A chick is begging to come over today and you say okay, what time and the broad does not say anything else until YOU say hello? 4 days later and she acts like nothing is wrong.

You meet a hooker online and she expects you to be ready for business at the very moment. But you are trying to network and make some contacts. She gets angry with you and calls you everything under the sun.

You are geared up to fuck at 2 pm and hit 30 chicks up. 25 don't answer, 3 are out of town, 1 wants you to wait 3 hours, and 1 wants you to wait until night time.

You hit a chick up on Sunday saying Hello, wanting her to come over and she does not answer with a Hello, back until Wednesday.

This morning I hit a chick up that I met on Beach Road yesterday. She lives in Naklua and her friend had her motorbike so she said she would let me know when she gets to the beach and I could come pick her up. She tells me she is there. I go down to get her. She is under one of the storefronts with her friend. We talk about if I take her and bring her back, or I take her and she takes motorbike taxi back, or she follows me on her bike. It is starting to rain. I tell her to hop on. She says that is okay I am not going. Guess she would rather stand under the shed in the rain?

Great session with a chick the other day. Asked when she wanted to get together again. She answered her Line once afterwards saying she had been sleep when I messaged her. Not another word after that. Went over there and knocked on the door, no answer.

Most dependable chick ever. Free. Have been messing with her for 1 year. She worked at a restaurant that me and my friends used to go to all the time. I never gave her a second look. Then one day my friend showed me pictures from her facebook and I was blown away. Fast forward we ended up matching on Tinder. She said she had a boyfriend. I asked nothing else about it. Not my business. If you don't scream, then I won't holler. From the very first day, anytime I want her to come over she is Johnny on the Spot. In March I had downloaded a movie and I wanted to watch it together. She said she had a meeting at work at 5pm and would come over after. Movie is cueued up ready for her to come. 2 fucking weeks had passed and not even a peep from her. Then I finally sent her a message asking what the fuck happened. And here is her answer. "I'm sorry we finish late clean up bc we close for 2 months tired and piss off little bit about salary so I just decided to not go" So you decided not to come and you also decided not to tell me? Way outside of her character. But I know where I am.

I am sure that I have gotten 100 times more chicks line ID from meeting them online or in person than you, then I shoot them a message and they never answer. Just move on to the next one. The good thing about Pattaya is that there are at least 30 or 40 good chicks out there. I look at it as I am trying to help them out. I can get pussy at a much quicker rate than they can get some money. Even though all this bullshit is going to happen, you are still not going to hurt for pussy around this place.

[AfAsia]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole. But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

Haemorrhoids most likely. In the dark of the night it has happened that I banged a chick in Manila with the condition.

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

I think she is holding out for MP. No way I would give that crazy broad 2000 baht. She declined the 500. Still waiting for her answer on the 700.

[Jroderick]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole. But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

Hi XX, what is her TF ID?

[Crocodilexp]

during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy.

Speaking from experience, when a hooker is trying very hard (beyond token shyness) to hide a part of her body from me, I let her. It's a small turnoff, but she has her reasons, and finding out about it mid-session could be a big turnoff. Maybe ask after the pop.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO9wR4LuUGY

[Pimpampoumpipo]

But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

Clearly yes lol.

Or more prosaically maybe she was afraid of getting caught by the ass following a difficult previous experience. I remember a chick who held her hand in front of her asshole the whole time I took her doggy style for fear that I buggered. What was a difficult position to hold for her because it forced her to stand on one hand only.

[Ass Addict]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole.

If she was a post-op you would have noticed it for sure. Unlike what we can read on the internet, fake pussies are easy to spot once you're looking closely and I'm not even talking about tasting it.

She was probably shy about her dark hole for some reason. I've met some girls that were very sensitive there and couldn't handle any contact there even during foreplay.

[XXL]

Does she work at Palace a Gogo? She looks like a girl I know there.

Line handle starts with a "p". She didn't tell me about where she worked.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF?

Does she work at Palace a Gogo? She looks like a girl I know there.