Pattaya Reports

**Pimpampoumpipo** · 04-28-20 13:50

Originally Posted by XXL [View Original Post]

But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

Clearly yes lol.

Or more prosaically maybe she was afraid of getting caught by the ass following a difficult previous experience. I remember a chick who held her hand in front of her asshole the whole time I took her doggy style for fear that I buggered. What was a difficult position to hold for her because it forced her to stand on one hand only.

**Ass Addict** · 04-28-20 13:24

Originally Posted by XXL [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole.

If she was a post-op you would have noticed it for sure. Unlike what we can read on the internet, fake pussies are easy to spot once you're looking closely and I'm not even talking about tasting it.

She was probably shy about her dark hole for some reason. I've met some girls that were very sensitive there and couldn't handle any contact there even during foreplay.

**XXL** · 04-28-20 13:15

Originally Posted by Pimpampoumpipo [View Original Post]

Does she work at Palace a Gogo? She looks like a girl I know there.

Line handle starts with a "p". She didn't tell me about where she worked.

**Pimpampoumpipo** · 04-28-20 12:38

Originally Posted by XXL [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF?

Does she work at Palace a Gogo? She looks like a girl I know there.

**XXL** · 04-28-20 12:36

Originally Posted by Gargano19 [View Original Post]

How did she hide her asshole during doggy? Just curious.

She kind of stood up instead of standing on all fours. I could have a top-down perspective of her asscheeks with my cock going in and out, not of her bumhole.

**Gargano19** · 04-28-20 11:38

Originally Posted by XXL [View Original Post]

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole. But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

How did she hide her asshole during doggy? Just curious.

**XXL** · 04-28-20 09:45

Does anyone know what's the deal with this girl from TF? She looked nearly as good as her pic and was taller than the Thai average, so when she showed up at my door I didn't regret having settled for 1300.

However during the whole session she contrived to keep her bumhole hidden from me, even in doggy. I was allowed to lick her pussy but only in cowgirl position, not in 69. Had she been a post-op (possible owing to her above-average height), she would have protected her pussy from close scrutiny, not her asshole. But everything is possible in this country of Frankeinstein transformism, maybe she got herself fitted with the asshole of another animal species? Or she still had sutures from a haemorrhoid operation?

**MongerLoids** · 04-28-20 07:03

Hey folks,

I traveled to Pattaya last year and plan on coming back when travel is allowed. I know Pattaya is on lockdown till June but anyone have an idea of when is best to travel? I know everything is just speculation at this point. I am coming from the US and I am worried the Thai government will quarantine me the second I touch foot in Thailand regardless of how long the virus has been away LOL. I hear some people suspect prices will be lower than ever on accommodations and girls but I would appreciate some on the ground feedback or speculation from some of the vets.

This time around I plan to go to Phuket, chang mai and Bangkok, possibly even tour all of SE Asia so any tips on those other locations would be appreciated as well.

**Mr Enternational** · 04-28-20 07:01

Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]

Walking around Beach Road etc, what is your opinion of the stock of women compared to bygone days? Surplus stock? Pass sell by date? Good as ever? How desperate are the women in general, now that demand for their orifices has dried up? Have you spoken to any bar owners or the like with skin in the game? I am trying to gauge my return?

Like I was telling you before, most of those chicks went home a long time ago. The few remaining look the same as they have always looked. I slow roll down every evening. I have stopped and gotten Line from a couple of chicks. First you have to remember those chicks catered to tourists. There are hardly any tourists here now. Pretty much everything in that area is closed. I think Burger King, Starbucks, and the 7-Elevens are the only things still open. The KFC at Royal Garden I think is open too and the Krispy Kreme and Jamba Juice have opened up a takeaway popup on the sidewalk in front of the mall for daylight hours.

When you go to Beach Road now, all you will see is people exercising and a few hookers and motorbike taxi guys scattered about the side opposite the beach. The places at the corner of Soi 13 (I think) have installed a metal cage so that people can not hang out or sleep on the steps in front of the businesses. I don't know what you mean how desperate. I have always paid 500 baht there (400 if I could help it). Rent is due next week, so who knows. One thing I do not see down there is guys hunting for chicks. So it seems the chicks going down to Beach Road looking for customers are just wasting their time anyway. Here are some screenshots of a video I made one night.

**XXL** · 04-28-20 04:35

Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]

Walking around Beach Road etc, what is your opinion of the stock of women compared to bygone days? Surplus stock? Pass sell by date? Good as ever? How desperate are the women in general, now that demand for their orifices has dried up? Have you spoken to any bar owners or the like with skin in the game? I am trying to gauge my return?

As bad as ever. Shanks. Now because of the curfew you find more of them during the day. Some of the action transferred to Soi Bukhao. Desperate? I don't know frankly. I've tried to exchange line IDs with some of them as I can't just have sex on a chance encounter these days. I need to plan (circadian testosterone, sildenafil). I am careful to point to the building where I am staying so that they realise I'm real. To no avail. Pig-headed as usual. Maybe not so desperate after all. Or more likely, stupid as ever. Even on the rare occasions they give me their line, they never answer my messages, probably block me. I wouldn't mind giving them 1000 just like that instead of the 700 they're asking for, but no, they prefer to block me and follow the cheapskate who will bargain them down to 500.

The latest news about the lockdown is not encouraging. Anyway, it would only take one real or imaginary farang (others don't count) to be reported ill somewhere for restrictions to come down like a ton of bricks again. The motto is to "clean" the country for the Chinese. Until such time as the Chinese are ready to pounce back en masse, life is likely to remain dreary.

Mongering is no longer my priority now. I long for simple physical freedom. Not have to walk under the scorching sun with a stifling mask around my face. Swimming, going for walks. Mask-wearing might well become law here even when this blows over. Many Chinese were already wearing masks even before this epidemics.

**Cool** · 04-27-20 20:20

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

Being in Thailand as long as I have been and seeing what I've seen. I admit sometimes I'm just clueless and at the mercy of whatever shows up at my door. That's why I stick to Go Go bars. My only options now are the Beach Road Bunnies, Buakhao Babes, TF, WeChat, and Tinder. So it's kind of uncharted waters for me. And most of the time, I'm a bit disappointed. Those who know me, will tell you that I prefer to examine their bodies prior. That's why I do the Go Go bars and grab the best ones from there. Anyways Tinder girl here in Pattaya with excellent BBBJ skills and allows CIM. Tits not as firm as I like, clean shaven, taller than most. But pics are pretty accurate. She did everything I asked. She's cool with me sharing her info as she can screen out the weirdos herself. Remember sharing is caring. Enjoy.

I suspect beach Rd. Quality was better 10 years ago and social media wasn't as big. Even Soi 6 quality has went downhill. I feel the Pandemic was good for the bottom feeders. They wanted rock bottom prices that didn't come completely to fruitation. Quasi martial law Patts didn't appeal to me even though it is boring back home. I wanted the ability to fully socialize and hangout with friends. The current state of SE Asia is not a pretty place for mongers.

**PedroMorales** · 04-27-20 16:44

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

Being in Thailand as long as I have been and seeing what I've seen. I admit sometimes I'm just clueless and at the mercy of whatever shows up at my door. That's why I stick to Go Go bars. My only options now are the Beach Road Bunnies, Buakhao Babes, TF, WeChat, and Tinder. So it's kind of uncharted waters for me. And most of the time, I'm a bit disappointed. Those who know me, will tell you that I prefer to examine their bodies prior. That's why I do the Go Go bars and grab the best ones from there. Anyways Tinder girl here in Pattaya with excellent BBBJ skills and allows CIM. Tits not as firm as I like, clean shaven, taller than most. But pics are pretty accurate. She did everything I asked. She's cool with me sharing her info as she can screen out the weirdos herself. Remember sharing is caring. Enjoy.

Walking around Beach Road etc, what is your opinion of the stock of women compared to bygone days? Surplus stock? Pass sell by date? Good as ever? How desperate are the women in general, now that demand for their orifices has dried up? Have you spoken to any bar owners or the like with skin in the game? I am trying to gauge my return?

**MonkeyPaw** · 04-27-20 15:51

Originally Posted by Cool [View Original Post]

Remember the golden board rule. If your 1% in doubt. It's best to leave it alone.

Being in Thailand as long as I have been and seeing what I've seen. I admit sometimes I'm just clueless and at the mercy of whatever shows up at my door. That's why I stick to Go Go bars. My only options now are the Beach Road Bunnies, Buakhao Babes, TF, WeChat, and Tinder. So it's kind of uncharted waters for me. And most of the time, I'm a bit disappointed. Those who know me, will tell you that I prefer to examine their bodies prior. That's why I do the Go Go bars and grab the best ones from there. Anyways Tinder girl here in Pattaya with excellent BBBJ skills and allows CIM. Tits not as firm as I like, clean shaven, taller than most. But pics are pretty accurate. She did everything I asked. She's cool with me sharing her info as she can screen out the weirdos herself. Remember sharing is caring. Enjoy.

**Pimpampoumpipo** · 04-27-20 10:11

Extension concerning the Temporary Restriction on the Arrival of Airplanes in Thailand (Text Updated on 04/27/2020) (Cf text in Thailand> general reports)