Pattaya Reports

[The Cane]

No gogo girl is going to stand on beach road in between post-ops and old hags. They know they won't get the price, not even close. And I agree, beach road sucks completely. Every time I go to Pattaya, I take walk at least once to beach road, in hope I fill find something good. But nope, not even worth 500.

And don't forget the pre-ops LOL! They're out there too. Beach Road blows!

[Gargano19]

I only ever could get dammaged goods from Beach Road. Girls worth way less than the 800 Baht they were asking for. Bad caesarian scars, botched up tit jobs, assholes with big visible haemorrhoids, grossly asymmetrical labia etc.

This time I had one who would do nothing but lie on her back and repeat me speak no English. Lesson learnt.

Beach Road is not a mongering venue in Pattaya as far as I'm concerned.

P.S. The go-go girls who were to fall back on Beach Road following the closures are not materializing. Same old bottom of the barrel crowd.

No gogo girl is going to stand on beach road in between post-ops and old hags. They know they won't get the price, not even close.

And I agree, beach road sucks completely. Everytime I go to Pattaya, I take walk atleast once to beach road, in hope I fill find something good. But nope, not even worth 500.

[XXL]

I only ever could get dammaged goods from Beach Road. Girls worth way less than the 800 Baht they were asking for. Bad caesarian scars, botched up tit jobs, assholes with big visible haemorrhoids, grossly asymmetrical labia etc.

This time I had one who would do nothing but lie on her back and repeat me speak no English. Lesson learnt.

Beach Road is not a mongering venue in Pattaya as far as I'm concerned.

P.S. The go-go girls who were to fall back on Beach Road following the closures are not materializing. Same old bottom of the barrel crowd.

[LittleBigMan]

One held up 3 fingers to me as I rode by last night. Not sure what that was supposed to mean. Boom boom special 300 baht?

Where? That means 3 hole action!

[Ukman57]

Long term expats don't go to bars / gogo we order online for 1000 or less directly to apartment. Move? To where the world is locked. Even without the Virus the bars is dying and soon will sell drinks only.

Especially since the Nightwish group came along and mainly contributed to the farang bar prices inflation along soi six. In the three years they have been around the cost of everything has doubled. \hopefully the one good thing that might come out of this Covid 19 is that the Nightwish Group Ponzi scam will collapse like a house of cards. Because this Covid 19 is not going away real soon and their girls are not going to be hanging around waiting for them to reopen. Also nothing going to recover overight once this covid 19 has died out, if it ever does because the world is going into an economic depression like we have never seen before in anybodies living momory.

[Mr Enternational]

Now majority of the massage places on Soi Baukhao closed smaller ones have light dimmed, metal door pull down a bit with a girl out of uniform sitting smiling while you slow down and check.

One held up 3 fingers to me as I rode by last night. Not sure what that was supposed to mean. Boom boom special 300 baht?

[LittleBigMan]

But guess where it is still hoppin? Beach Road. Seems the Beach Road chicks that everybody was afraid of are getting the last laugh for now.

I have done a bit of cruising out at light basically early, based on the regulations I seriously even doubt the police who do their cruising have an idea what the true meeting of the regulations supposed to wish I had the ability to hold a good conversation with one of them?

Based on the regulation many of the places closed could be open and many of the places opened could be closed this is particular with places that serve food and alcohol. For example on Soi Baukao, I notice my regular rib place Soi 21 (Surprise) it was open the night before, around the corner, tree town the open-air food court opened, Hungry Hippo and the few food / beverage next door all open with people, then you got places like Weatherspoons, Iris Rover, Cheap Charlies closed.

Now majority of the massage places on Soi Baukhao closed smaller ones have light dimmed, metal door pull down a bit with a girl out of uniform sitting smiling while you slow down and check. Go down Soi Pothole, the Soi is dark next to Cantebury Book store the large bar lights dimmed packed with customer drinking a number of massage shop lights down with a few girls outside clearly if you needed to clean your pipes cleaning was available.

Head back up to the Darkside while massage, bars, and clubs closed all the large Jim June Thai BBQ places were operating packed with people sitting close eating. All eating places franchise or not were operating although I did notice many were moving out particularly small massage shop who never should have opened in the best of time now can't or using 14-day closure to just pack up and leave.

Now if you want to come to Thailand need a Doctor certification and Insurance which this morning I found a number of companies who are offering insurance for a year to cover the virus many with 14 day waiting period, in general, coverage can be depending on policy 30,000-100,000 baht cash or coverage if you come down with it some coverage as high as 2 million if you go into a coma and some death payout. The prices are actually reasonable coverage rates from 500 baht to 1200 baht.

Maybe in my head? but I for some reason see more girls ( freelancers ) standing around in front of close shops on Soi Baukhao might head down to the Avenue to see if they are standing outside Big Mac etc. any reports whether Beer Garden is opened?

[Banana Boi]

But guess where it is still hoppin? Beach Road. Seems the Beach Road chicks that everybody was afraid of are getting the last laugh for now.

But isn't there a ton of new competition for them now? I assumed all Soi 6, G Club, beer bar, massage, iBar /808 girls would work on Beach Road. Even lower end gogo girls.

[Mr Enternational]

Some weeks ago Pattaya was called a ghost town by some people and that was a big exaggeration. With everything still open it was just like normal, only with fewer guys, but now after all bars and massage parlors closed it indeed feels like a ghost town.

But guess where it is still hoppin? Beach Road. Seems the Beach Road chicks that everybody was afraid of are getting the last laugh for now.

[Arn Poddict]

Some weeks ago Pattaya was called a ghost town by some people and that was a big exaggeration. With everything still open it was just like normal, only with fewer guys, but now after all bars and massage parlors closed it indeed feels like a ghost town. I was walking down Soi 6 yesterday and I saw one girl (or ladyboy actually) looking for customers and she seemed lost in the abandoned Soi 6.

When I am going home with Songthaew from where they start going to Jomtien, it takes forever in waiting for one to fill up and to be ready to go. Today the driver didn't even wait until it was full and he left with only eight of us inside.

Thanks for the pictures. Sad but true. As Robert Plant sings "Close the door, put out the light. No, they won't be home tonight".

[Bdonkadonk]

Some weeks ago Pattaya was called a ghost town by some people and that was a big exaggeration. With everything still open it was just like normal, only with fewer guys, but now after all bars and massage parlors closed it indeed feels like a ghost town. I was walking down Soi 6 yesterday and I saw one girl (or ladyboy actually) looking for customers and she seemed lost in the abandoned Soi 6.

When I am going home with Songthaew from where they start going to Jomtien, it takes forever in waiting for one to fill up and to be ready to go. Today the driver didn't even wait until it was full and he left with only eight of us inside.

[Java Man]

I always use the TMB machines because you can take out 30,000 baht at a time. Recently it appears that TMB has been trying to run a scam. You put in the amount you want. Then it notifies you of the surcharge of 220 baht. You okay that and the screen goes black. What you can not see on that black screen is them asking if you will take the rip-off exchange rate that they offer. If you push something accepting not knowing then you are fucked.

Thanachart ATM had a communication fail with my Schwab Card. Next to it was a TMB ATM. I was able to decline the shit exchange rate. But upon reading the receipt TMB had hit me with a Mark Up rate of 5.5%, which it did NOT display. That withdrawal cost an additional $20!

Krungsri, CIMB and Siam Commercial Bank will dispense 30K, Bangkok Bank 25K and Citibank 50K.

[Hard Guy]

Are you guys getting responses from thaicupid or so?

Tried hiitting few babes and response is very less.

Its a freaking website where you pay the money to the girl for the deed, do you guys build rapport or cheesy lines before they connect?

Any pointers will be helpful.

[Mr Enternational]

I always use the TMB machines because you can take out 30,000 baht at a time. Recently it appears that TMB has been trying to run a scam. You put in the amount you want. Then it notifies you of the surcharge of 220 baht. You okay that and the screen goes black. What you can not see on that black screen is them asking if you will take the rip-off exchange rate that they offer. If you push something accepting not knowing then you are fucked.

The button at the bottom left of the screen declines that offer, then the screen goes back to normal. I have run into 3 of their machines like that lately. I have just been canceling and going to another, but now I can remember the button that I need to press to say don't try to pull that shit on me.

[Mdemde]

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