Pattaya Reports

[Goatscrot]

When I go in MacDonal's I know what's on the menu, I already know what I'm going to order.

When I go in soi6 I never know what I'm going to get and I want to maximize my chances to get a good fuck. Last time I went there three days in a raw and fucked only one girl there. Sometimes I could spot a few girls that looked doable but some other day there was absolutely nothing doable, and I don't really like to come and go back there multiple times in the day. As said in an earlier post by XXL, I tend to believe that it might be a way for them to express their rejection and I don't want to take the risk, that's why I prefer that they make the first move instead of me doing it.

You're absolutely right and if it works great that way for you it's all good, but the difference might be that you spend a lot of time there and could go back to check the place multiple times a day or a week while nowadays when I go in Pattaya I stay only three or four days at best. I was the biggest cheap charlie motherfucker in many of my first trips in Thailand (I would even skip the baht bus for the 10 bahts, and even recall having an argument with one of them over 5 bahts, I don't even talk about the number of girls that I rejected over a 500 bahts bill) but nowadays I tend to not really give a shit about these bullshit drinks (as long as it's only 1 or 2).

A mood breaker for me, once I see her going with another dude I completely lose interrest in her and move my attention to another one.

But you're spot on, it happened to me on multiple occasion that I was observing or eying a girl for some time without having made a move and some motherfucker comes in and takes her on the spot.

Soi 6 is really hit and miss. Can vary hour to hour really. I was in Pattaya this Monday and the Monday before. Last week Soi 6 was amazing. Best I have seen it in ages. Tons of gals and many thin with no baby. This Monday was a completely different story. And I was there at about the same time each day. I did notice more tourists this week as opposed to last as well. Perhaps the lookers getting pulled earlier.

[LittleBigMan]

Just talking in general, when it comes to Thais I noticed many of them don't have what I call the " happy deposition " accept for the Wai, many haven't been taught " manners " in the true sense particularly those who are poor and haven't had much contact with foreigners. Sure some are just born with that outgoing personality but many it has to be nurtured and brought out but how is that possible since their parents haven't been taught it themselves.

You look at many of the people working they don't smile just kind of go through the motion there is very little " Customer service " I see it each day living and having contacts with Thais. Using my daughter in law as an example she is very book smart comes from a poor family typical Thai " the more patriotic the more stupid " pretty much brainwashed. She helps out in our family business she rarely smiles or says thank you to the customer my wife has little education but smiles and talks to everyone and the neighborhood shop at our store even though there are a number of other stores closer.

I walk down Soi 6 all the time, rarely do I partake yes majority don't smile and if I do it is usually with the one that smiles like everyone else. Is it any different than anywhere else like a GoGo, I hear it all the time about eye contact. Sadly not everyone you meet is going to smile and open their legs regardless if it is their job you got to do the work at times.

When it comes to sleeping yes Thai can sleep! If they could get paid for it Thais would be the richest people in the world! Even at my age, I'm up at 5 am rarely do I take a nap work 7-8 hours straight each day the majority of the time I sleep 5 hours at best at night. There isn't a day I look at my daughter-in-law " fat and lazy " western standard I want to say to her I do what you do in one day in one hour, I do what you do in one month in one day ".

Sadly I would sleep too if you never been taught goals and if you are there is basically no opportunities for them so why not just sleep, the same as my parents and their parents before them?

[Rob Jones]

These hoes are crazy. Last month I met a chick on Tinder that said she could not fuck because she has a boyfriend. She kept talking to me on whatsapp all the time though.

Last week she scoffed at my 600 baht offer saying she would only come for 3000 LT or 1200 ST and told me to find somebody else.

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

Sleeping beauty?

[Rob Jones]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

If sleep was an Olympic sport Thailand would be guaranteed gold in each category 5555.

[Banana Boi]

60% of the girls at soi 6 refuse to make eye contact with me. I take this as rejection.

It may be the case that a Soi 6 girl simply doesn't like your look but it's likely because this girl has seen you walk up and down Soi 6 many times before and you never paid attention to her. She just figures why should she waste her time on you any more. This really becomes the case if you are an ex-pat or frequent visitor or simply just a guy who walked up and down Soi 6 8 times already on a given day.

There is a girl on Soi 6 who I liked but not only did she not give me eye contact she used to give me dirty looks. I found her attractive so I said F it I'm going to talk to her anyways. She told me I had rejected her for a drink last year so hates me now. I used to go with her friend and ignored her. TBH I don't recall this but I instantly bought her a drink and all is well again.

[Paolo99]

They look the same way when I walk into McDonald's, but that is not going to stop me from buying a burger. Why don't you make the fun, instead of waiting for the fun to happen to you?

When I go in MacDonal's I know what's on the menu, I already know what I'm going to order.

When I go in soi6 I never know what I'm going to get and I want to maximize my chances to get a good fuck. Last time I went there three days in a raw and fucked only one girl there. Sometimes I could spot a few girls that looked doable but some other day there was absolutely nothing doable, and I don't really like to come and go back there multiple times in the day. As said in an earlier post by XXL, I tend to believe that it might be a way for them to express their rejection and I don't want to take the risk, that's why I prefer that they make the first move instead of me doing it.

LOL. I get it man. But I still look at the place as a brothel where guys come to fuck and women are there to fuck for money. They just sell you some bullshit drinks in the meantime.

You're absolutely right and if it works great that way for you it's all good, but the difference might be that you spend a lot of time there and could go back to check the place multiple times a day or a week while nowadays when I go in Pattaya I stay only three or four days at best. I was the biggest cheap charlie motherfucker in many of my first trips in Thailand (I would even skip the baht bus for the 10 bahts, and even recall having an argument with one of them over 5 bahts, I don't even talk about the number of girls that I rejected over a 500 bahts bill) but nowadays I tend to not really give a shit about these bullshit drinks (as long as it's only 1 or 2).

The great thing is that she will be back soon and you can pick right back up where you left off with your googly eyes, lady drinks, or pool games! Money talks and bullshit walks.

A mood breaker for me, once I see her going with another dude I completely lose interrest in her and move my attention to another one.

But you're spot on, it happened to me on multiple occasion that I was observing or eying a girl for some time without having made a move and some motherfucker comes in and takes her on the spot.

[Crazy4Thai]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

Will the real Mister E please stand up. This post is so funny because you are usually quite to the point. LOL wake her up kick her ass out.

[Gajith]

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

Nice, Tinder in Pattaya did worked for me well. I paid 1500 for 2 nights and next time may be she is free.

[Mr Enternational]

These hoes are crazy. Last month I met a chick on Tinder that said she could not fuck because she has a boyfriend. She kept talking to me on whatsapp all the time though.

Last week she scoffed at my 600 baht offer saying she would only come for 3000 LT or 1200 ST and told me to find somebody else.

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

[XXL]

I've got hard times finding a girl that I would want to fuck in a place like soi 6, the biggest problem for me lately in the bars was that girls look mostly not interested by their job.

60% of the girls at soi 6 refuse to make eye contact with me. I take this as rejection. Luckily the overall numbers are high so that still leaves many girls I can potentially take upstairs.

All the same, soi 6 as a place with loads and loads of girls I can fuck at my beck and call is a myth as far as I'm concerned. It feels more like a place where many girls live, some of whom happen to be interested in having sex with me for money when I walk down the street.

[SreyMun]

1. Juney Massage, Dao.

Nice BJ, 700 THB incl room.

2. Amon Massage, MO.

FS, 1000 THB. Bubbly girl. Nice place to sit down for a drink and watch the Soi as well.

[Mr Enternational]

I've got hard times finding a girl that I would want to fuck in a place like soi 6, the biggest problem for me lately in the bars was that girls look mostly not interested by their job.

They look the same way when I walk into McDonald's, but that is not going to stop me from buying a burger. Why don't you make the fun, instead of waiting for the fun to happen to you?

The same happened a few days ago in PP while I just finished a snooker game with a girl I met a few minutes ago and an asshole French guy went to her and tried to take her away from me.

LOL. I get it man. But I still look at the place as a brothel where guys come to fuck and women are there to fuck for money. They just sell you some bullshit drinks in the meantime.

Take a soapie for example. You are not going to sit there and make googly eyes back and forth with a chick then get mad when some guy walks in from outside and calls her number. If you were planning to put her to use then you had plenty of time to do so, but you were more interested in googly eyes.

You can't expect a chick to put sure money on hold while you are trying to power back up. The great thing is that she will be back soon and you can pick right back up where you left off with your googly eyes, lady drinks, or pool games! Money talks and bullshit walks.

[Mr Enternational]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

[MountJoi]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5..

I stayed at the Baywalk in September and averaged about the same (1 k) with Beach Road girls. One night I was negotiating with a girl, mid 20's 7-looks wise and she kept offering to add her friend (late 30's 5/6 looks) for 1300 total. Finally decided wth and took them both back. Good call as her friend made up lack of looks with experience. A couple nights later, was walking back to my hotel when 2 girls in their mid 20's (6 and 7 looks wise) approached offering 1 k total for both of them. One was skinner than my preference but the other had my eye so I agreed. They said they lived in BKK and were trying to get money to head back home (it was about 3/4 am, so it could've been the truth).

[PrinceKerry14]

Hi Vasu,

I'm also visiting Pattaya Nov 24. Kindly ping me as your inbox is full. Clear it.

Hello all,

Long time dream come true and I'm finally going to Thailand!

20+ years mongering in US, DR, Mexico, Jamaica, Russia, Ukraine, Germany, Greece, Netherlands and recently Colombia, but couldn't allocate at least 10 days to go to Thailand. Finally I was able to allocate 2 weeks of vacation time, convince my friend and pull the trigger. As of now only airline tickets were bought arriving BKK Nov 24 and departing BKK Dec 7.

I was reading a forum a lot and know for sure that I need to visit Pattaya and Bangkok but have no idea how to split the time and which one should be first? My friend and I are white divorced men in our 50's in good shape and we want this trip to be not only mongering but touristy also. Probably 60/40 or 70/30 with tourism on the lower side LOL, so please advise what MUST to be seen and if I need to consider other places for couple days IE any island, Cambodia, etc.

Also need advice on accommodations do we need to book 2 hotel rooms or look for AirBnB with 2 bedrooms.

All advices and suggestions will be greatly appreciated.