Pattaya Reports

[Tool Shedd]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

Total including room = 10,840 baht. Or 1084 baht per punt. Equals 36 USD per punt. Yes, I monger at the low end, but all good bangs even if most were not "optic f*ucks".

I appreciate the report, the information and the brevity. Thank you! I will be in Pattaya the end of November, this gives me some information for my mongering.

Tool Shedd.

[Downandup]

1. Juney Massage, Dao.

Nice BJ, 700 THB incl room.

I just got my pipes cleaned by the famous Beer, she will also do FS & anal.

[Mr Enternational]

So I had this chick on my Line that was my cup of tea. She had pictures of herself in fancy condos and out shopping for expensive fashionable clothes. She also had pictures where she was helping on what looked like an archeological dig, where they dug up a human skeeton and put it back together. (I forgot to ask her about that. Should have remembered when she mentioned donating her body to science when she dies.).

I figured I must have got her from Tinder or Thai Friendly or something. I hit her up and she told me 2000 for ST and 4000 for LT. Fuck that noise. I told her I live here and not on holiday. She said okay 1500. I said yeah for LT. This would be my third time ever paying this much, but maybe I am learning.

Last night I sent her a message and told her I was going for a massage and would let her come over when I finished. I finished at midnight and she came right over. She reminded me that I had met her on the stairway at 808 Disco and got her info. She said I had actually met her twice and got her info. All these chicks run together in my head. I can never remember details like this. She said the American military guys always give US $100 and ask why I do not give that much since I am American. I said AH HA, so that is who has been fucking the game up!

Before she came over I asked her how long she would stay. She asked what time I wake up. I usually wake up at 6 or 7, but in an attempt to maximize my time, I told her noon! She said she would stay until she woke up.

We got along great and she gets 2 thumbs up in my book. When she layed in my bed she was like what the hell is this? I want my bed like this. I guess LBM was right when he said the chicks probably don't want to leave because of the bed. Before, I had brought a featherbed mattress topper from the States. My allergies were always really bad when I was sleep. Then I remembered duhhh dumbass you are allergic to animals and shit. I gave that away to a wingman and brought an egg crate mattress topper from the States. So evidently that along with the AC and fan running is why I can't get them to leave, and not my good looks and charm as previously suspected.

I woke up about 8 and did all my reading and downloading online that I usually do. I stayed quiet and in the dark so she could sleep. She woke up about 11 and I was ready for round 2. We took showers then layed around a bit and I took her home about 12:45. When she got off my bike and I gave her the 1500, I told her that from now on it would be 1200. She said why, why. I said because I am not rich. She said okay. Now she keeps sending me messages of everything she is doing since I dropped her off.

[Mr Enternational]

I was the biggest cheap charlie motherfucker.. nowadays I tend to not really give a shit about these bullshit drinks (as long as it's only 1 or 2).

Dude. Your story is exactly the same as mine down to the 5 baht arguement with the driver. I think it used to be 5 baht then went up to 10 baht and I didn't know or something. Or maybe it was my mistake of thinking it was 5 baht before. I have just recently started doing shit like buying drinks for chicks, and not as some sort of interview ritual, but only because I feel like doing it (and maybe because I have more money these days). But unlike other guys that sometimes post that you need to be free with your money in the gogos and shit, I still flaunt my coveted name of Mr. Cheap Charlie.

When chicks ask me my name I tell them in Thai, Mr. Cheap Charlie. Then I show them the proof. (Starbucks cup with my name as Mr. Cheap Charlie in Thai.) The chick that is here now (next report on her), last night said, but how you can go to Starbucks if you are a Cheap Charlie. I thought quick and said I only went there because my friends paid.

Then she went on to say how chocolate is only 40 and 50 baht at other stands versus Starbucks. I said WHAT! That is too damn expensive. The lady I go to up the street only charges 25 baht for a bladder burster.

[Goatscrot]

When I go in MacDonal's I know what's on the menu, I already know what I'm going to order.

When I go in soi6 I never know what I'm going to get and I want to maximize my chances to get a good fuck. Last time I went there three days in a raw and fucked only one girl there. Sometimes I could spot a few girls that looked doable but some other day there was absolutely nothing doable, and I don't really like to come and go back there multiple times in the day. As said in an earlier post by XXL, I tend to believe that it might be a way for them to express their rejection and I don't want to take the risk, that's why I prefer that they make the first move instead of me doing it.

You're absolutely right and if it works great that way for you it's all good, but the difference might be that you spend a lot of time there and could go back to check the place multiple times a day or a week while nowadays when I go in Pattaya I stay only three or four days at best. I was the biggest cheap charlie motherfucker in many of my first trips in Thailand (I would even skip the baht bus for the 10 bahts, and even recall having an argument with one of them over 5 bahts, I don't even talk about the number of girls that I rejected over a 500 bahts bill) but nowadays I tend to not really give a shit about these bullshit drinks (as long as it's only 1 or 2).

A mood breaker for me, once I see her going with another dude I completely lose interrest in her and move my attention to another one.

But you're spot on, it happened to me on multiple occasion that I was observing or eying a girl for some time without having made a move and some motherfucker comes in and takes her on the spot.

Soi 6 is really hit and miss. Can vary hour to hour really. I was in Pattaya this Monday and the Monday before. Last week Soi 6 was amazing. Best I have seen it in ages. Tons of gals and many thin with no baby. This Monday was a completely different story. And I was there at about the same time each day. I did notice more tourists this week as opposed to last as well. Perhaps the lookers getting pulled earlier.

[LittleBigMan]

Just talking in general, when it comes to Thais I noticed many of them don't have what I call the " happy deposition " accept for the Wai, many haven't been taught " manners " in the true sense particularly those who are poor and haven't had much contact with foreigners. Sure some are just born with that outgoing personality but many it has to be nurtured and brought out but how is that possible since their parents haven't been taught it themselves.

You look at many of the people working they don't smile just kind of go through the motion there is very little " Customer service " I see it each day living and having contacts with Thais. Using my daughter in law as an example she is very book smart comes from a poor family typical Thai " the more patriotic the more stupid " pretty much brainwashed. She helps out in our family business she rarely smiles or says thank you to the customer my wife has little education but smiles and talks to everyone and the neighborhood shop at our store even though there are a number of other stores closer.

I walk down Soi 6 all the time, rarely do I partake yes majority don't smile and if I do it is usually with the one that smiles like everyone else. Is it any different than anywhere else like a GoGo, I hear it all the time about eye contact. Sadly not everyone you meet is going to smile and open their legs regardless if it is their job you got to do the work at times.

When it comes to sleeping yes Thai can sleep! If they could get paid for it Thais would be the richest people in the world! Even at my age, I'm up at 5 am rarely do I take a nap work 7-8 hours straight each day the majority of the time I sleep 5 hours at best at night. There isn't a day I look at my daughter-in-law " fat and lazy " western standard I want to say to her I do what you do in one day in one hour, I do what you do in one month in one day ".

Sadly I would sleep too if you never been taught goals and if you are there is basically no opportunities for them so why not just sleep, the same as my parents and their parents before them?

[Rob Jones]

These hoes are crazy. Last month I met a chick on Tinder that said she could not fuck because she has a boyfriend. She kept talking to me on whatsapp all the time though.

Last week she scoffed at my 600 baht offer saying she would only come for 3000 LT or 1200 ST and told me to find somebody else.

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

Sleeping beauty?

[Rob Jones]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

If sleep was an Olympic sport Thailand would be guaranteed gold in each category 5555.

[Banana Boi]

60% of the girls at soi 6 refuse to make eye contact with me. I take this as rejection.

It may be the case that a Soi 6 girl simply doesn't like your look but it's likely because this girl has seen you walk up and down Soi 6 many times before and you never paid attention to her. She just figures why should she waste her time on you any more. This really becomes the case if you are an ex-pat or frequent visitor or simply just a guy who walked up and down Soi 6 8 times already on a given day.

There is a girl on Soi 6 who I liked but not only did she not give me eye contact she used to give me dirty looks. I found her attractive so I said F it I'm going to talk to her anyways. She told me I had rejected her for a drink last year so hates me now. I used to go with her friend and ignored her. TBH I don't recall this but I instantly bought her a drink and all is well again.

[Paolo99]

They look the same way when I walk into McDonald's, but that is not going to stop me from buying a burger. Why don't you make the fun, instead of waiting for the fun to happen to you?

When I go in MacDonal's I know what's on the menu, I already know what I'm going to order.

When I go in soi6 I never know what I'm going to get and I want to maximize my chances to get a good fuck. Last time I went there three days in a raw and fucked only one girl there. Sometimes I could spot a few girls that looked doable but some other day there was absolutely nothing doable, and I don't really like to come and go back there multiple times in the day. As said in an earlier post by XXL, I tend to believe that it might be a way for them to express their rejection and I don't want to take the risk, that's why I prefer that they make the first move instead of me doing it.

LOL. I get it man. But I still look at the place as a brothel where guys come to fuck and women are there to fuck for money. They just sell you some bullshit drinks in the meantime.

You're absolutely right and if it works great that way for you it's all good, but the difference might be that you spend a lot of time there and could go back to check the place multiple times a day or a week while nowadays when I go in Pattaya I stay only three or four days at best. I was the biggest cheap charlie motherfucker in many of my first trips in Thailand (I would even skip the baht bus for the 10 bahts, and even recall having an argument with one of them over 5 bahts, I don't even talk about the number of girls that I rejected over a 500 bahts bill) but nowadays I tend to not really give a shit about these bullshit drinks (as long as it's only 1 or 2).

The great thing is that she will be back soon and you can pick right back up where you left off with your googly eyes, lady drinks, or pool games! Money talks and bullshit walks.

A mood breaker for me, once I see her going with another dude I completely lose interrest in her and move my attention to another one.

But you're spot on, it happened to me on multiple occasion that I was observing or eying a girl for some time without having made a move and some motherfucker comes in and takes her on the spot.

[Crazy4Thai]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

Will the real Mister E please stand up. This post is so funny because you are usually quite to the point. LOL wake her up kick her ass out.

[Gajith]

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

Nice, Tinder in Pattaya did worked for me well. I paid 1500 for 2 nights and next time may be she is free.

[Mr Enternational]

These hoes are crazy. Last month I met a chick on Tinder that said she could not fuck because she has a boyfriend. She kept talking to me on whatsapp all the time though.

Last week she scoffed at my 600 baht offer saying she would only come for 3000 LT or 1200 ST and told me to find somebody else.

Today she is on the way for 700ST! Perfect example of how YMMV, even when dealing with the same chick.

[XXL]

I've got hard times finding a girl that I would want to fuck in a place like soi 6, the biggest problem for me lately in the bars was that girls look mostly not interested by their job.

60% of the girls at soi 6 refuse to make eye contact with me. I take this as rejection. Luckily the overall numbers are high so that still leaves many girls I can potentially take upstairs.

All the same, soi 6 as a place with loads and loads of girls I can fuck at my beck and call is a myth as far as I'm concerned. It feels more like a place where many girls live, some of whom happen to be interested in having sex with me for money when I walk down the street.

[SreyMun]

1. Juney Massage, Dao.

Nice BJ, 700 THB incl room.

2. Amon Massage, MO.

FS, 1000 THB. Bubbly girl. Nice place to sit down for a drink and watch the Soi as well.