Pattaya Reports

[Linyjo]

I don't mean to argue with you Linylo but putting it bluntly for me it's just not OK to describe where these people live as shitholes and I cannot understand why anybody would want to.

No worries, I don't think your trying to argue. I don't mind a bit of discourse.

Understand, I did not make the comment. It came from member Ass Addict.

Most of these girls love Pattaya. Pattaya means big money to them.
Have a look at the shithole they are coming from and you'll understand why they are fascinated by that place.

I was responding to the people that were reacting like a bunch of snowflakes to his comment. My original purpose was to point out that just saying it does not make it demeaning, derogatory or racist. As was being suggested by others.

[Syzygies]

5 Days Pattaya, have not been here for a decade. Good to fresh up to check the situation.

You learn a lot from these experiences. I guess your 2 pm was supposed to be 2 am.

I agree with Mr. E, that LT mans little and need to agree on a time she will leave. In past I found many girls wanted to end a LT between 5 am and 6 am which was not what I had in mind, wanting a leisurely morning fuck. Also don't pay upfront, and avoid pushy Mamasans.

Was not aware of scam to rush to a Pharmacy fearing pregnancy (I don't normally cum in girls), so some things are new to me.

I have started to test girls in the bar these days to see if I can get tongue kissing out of them after tequilas, before setting the deal. If I get good kissing, it is a good indicator, she can be good on the bed too, but still no guarantee. Can certainly try to see just how enthusiastic a girl is. Some are very enthusiastic, some not. No good kissing, I am reluctant to buy.

[Turgid]

............. But in opposite i am in an advanced age anyhow and the sensation of an organsm got so weak - compared to the sensations during my youth, so my joy while pound the girl is most times more important than the final ejaculation...........

You must try strawberries. They are a rich source of folic acid which is great for libido boosting methylxanthines. So eat all the chocolate dipped strawberries your little heart can stand, it'll make for stronger orgasms and bring a smile to your gogo girl's face.....and yours.

[Metso]

I don't see reviews on Pattaya beer bars, I see it's more popular here than in Bangkok. Can anyone add something on Pattaya beer bar.

[Lorus]

I could not come as I was with the NATTY yesterday. We went for shower. And we tried to relax at bed. But she was nervous!? She said she had to go "to see her Mom at home". "Hey, I paid a lot of money for You! " I said to her, "OK, at 2 pm I will go". I got very angry, why she agreed for a long time. I felt like being cheated, she should have told me before at the bar for a "Short time only".

You should never pay in advance. In your case you could have negotiated for an ST when she wanted to leave.

[John Auro]

Maybe it would be better to agree to her STAYING until a certain time instead of mentioning the word sleep. ... SNiP....

No need to rush. It is called morning after pill for a reason: "If you take it within 72 hours after you've had unprotected sex, levonorgestrel can reduce the risk of pregnancy by up to 89%. If you take Plan be One-Step within 24 hours, it is about 95% effective. ".

No I regret anything, she was the hottested chick in the Club, the only one who dressed completly naked out of 20 and she got spoiled with thousands of Baht the night before by the Middle East men.

And she made me cum in her which hardly any chick is managing since years with me, so everything is ok, am leaving to Yogakarta tomorrow, I would have regret very much not have taken her.

And very much reason for all these things is the missing comunication, everything which is a little complex can not be solved because of language, so I don't blame here.

Actually I admire that Thais can read our writting. We can not read hers.

Morokko girls can read our writing, we can not read their Arab.

Habesha girls can read ours, we can not read their Amharic.

And interesting how things are running in Pattaya these years.

I am not staying her for long- so I can easily afford my 5 days here.

John.

[D Cups]

Went to Patts two nights and holed up with a massage girl I met there (Pim) nice big tits on a small frame like I like. Stayed at Baywalk which is great. Didn't really go into many bars just walked past them. Flew Air Asia direct from Phuket which is better than land route. BTW flew Nok airlines BKK to Phuket for the expressed purpose of seeing the infamous sexy flight attendants but they have all been replaced by older mean hags so I do not recommend taking this airlines for the eye candy -- there is none. Patts is still wild as ever of course but I am not a late night guy any more so I don't have any crazy stories. Tried in vain to find my old watering hole Tahitian Queen there to no avail. There are pretty sexy waitresses at Biergarten at the top of Walking Street that I wanted to pursue but I ran out of time. Cheers.

[Mr Enternational]

Short time 3000 Baht (means 100 EURO Plus 1000 Baht bar fine, means 4500 Baht altogether, quite a heavy load. Alternatively 5000 Baht + 1500 Baht f = 6500 Baht, more than 200 EURO for long time. "You will sleep with me over night?" I asked, "Yes".
And didn't she say "she can never sleep with a foreigner because they are snoring and she can't sleep". But she speaks so little English that no more profound discussion is fun with her.

Maybe it would be better to agree to her STAYING until a certain time instead of mentioning the word sleep. That way if she later pulls something about not being able to sleep you can always say that you are not paying her to sleep, you are paying her to be here and fuck when you are ready.

You would think at those prices you would not get all the drama, but it seems to be just the opposite. Cheap chick is cool and relaxed and fun, but expensive chick is uptight with a list of things she won't do and tries to cut the time short without a reduction of the payment? I guess she is nice to look at, but you could look at her in the bar for free. Is it really worth paying a lot of money for a chick that would probably end up stressing you out? Maybe you should have told the taxi to turn around and go back to the bar.

But what a wicked story it is indeed, a 26 years old Bar girl not proposing or insisting on a condom, letting me come with my cum insider her and after pretending to panic and to rush for a pharmacy to get a "pill after the deed". I think it's just a planned way to shorten a "long time", not to stay overnight.

No need to rush. It is called morning after pill for a reason: "If you take it within 72 hours after you've had unprotected sex, levonorgestrel can reduce the risk of pregnancy by up to 89%. If you take Plan be One-Step within 24 hours, it is about 95% effective. ".

[Franciscass]

I am not sure what qualifies as fun, beyond going to the festival, but would you not agree that it must be satisfying to them to get up at 5 am and tap that tree to take care of their family? Is that not where they derive their self worth and usefulness, considering they come from such a rich culturally integrated rural style of community living.

I haven't lived in one but from reading and listening I have formed an impression of what life might be like in a Thai village. What passes for fun like most of what goes on is simple and uncomplicated. Singing, dancing, playing music and getting together for celebrations of one kind or another. For the kids it's running around and playing. Obviously if there is an internet connection browsing and game playing will feature. And don't forget the home made hooch although I hear the hangovers can be severe.

As to ego and self-esteem. For me these are not overly relevant in village society. These are I suggest are more attuned to our urbanized competitive materialistic world. There are divisions within the village, the elected headman stands out as I imagine do families who have built modern homes with remittances from their sons and daughters but I don't believe villagers view each other by how much they have but by their character and how they behave.

I don't mean to argue with you Linylo but putting it bluntly for me it's just not OK to describe where these people live as shitholes and I cannot understand why anybody would want to.

[John Auro]

5 Days Pattaya, have not been here for a decade. Good to fresh up to check the situation.

Saturday night, a friend takes me to lively Walking Street, remembers me like strolling through the crowdy Octoberfest. We got stuck a SHARKS Gogo Bar, off where it says MOULIiN ROUGE. Cute Gogo girls there, I put an eye on #717, tall girl, long legs, perfect tits, vivid face. She is the only one who moves around most of the time topless, and she even took off her slip for some of the men who threw a lot of Baht notes into the air for her. "SEX" is tattooed on her left back shoulder (She said it was written without her conscience and now she hates it!

2 men, I guess from Middle East, made her drunk by buying her lady drinks I suppose. The girl gives me a smile once a while, but these 2 men throw around their money, ring the big bell to pay all of the girls a drink each, it must be at least 20 of them. A big game is also clapping, beating a girls ass by hand, paying a note for it, I guess its s 100 baht note? So it's not my day, I have to return here next day when these Dollar men are gone.

Next early evening I took a girl from the Beach Road street, she was standing next to beach, for a short time at a Hotel at Soi13. The room costs 200 Baht and 1000 Baht (30) for her. She had to deposit her passport from Laos. She made me a marvelous cum in mouth, very few girls manage to make me cum easily. I continued to SHARKS for girl #717, but she had her off today, I guess she had a hangover from last night.

Monday at night I ordered a girl called NATTY via thaifriendly.com to my apartment. She indicated her age to be 32 years, but a much younger and more cute face was shown on her profile photo. A vivid girl, 3 children she has already, her pussy was wide and loose. Luckily she had some porn qualities and was vivid and joyful and outgoing. She played with her cute feet on my prick and I came on her belly. She moaned already from the very beginning, I hate this pretending. 1200 Baht she took for my outcall. (outcall means she comes to me I guess?). PHOTO.

Today Tuesday some oil massage with NGAM, a tiny petite Cambodian girl at RELAX MS. I went to her last 3 days for my daily foot massage 1 HR at 200 Baht. I tested her for an oil massage, hoping for an extra behind the curtain at the room above, but no, she pretend to be a decent girl.

I arrived at 9 pm at SHARKS, yes #717 she was there and her name was DAEN. 2 Lady drinks a 150 Baht each she got and I inquired how to get hold of her. Short time 3000 Baht (means 100 EURO Plus 1000 Baht bar fine, means 4500 Baht altogether, quite a heavy load. Alternatively 5000 Baht + 1500 Baht f = 6500 Baht, more than 200 EURO for long time. "You will sleep with me over night?" I asked, "Yes". I was thinking, how much I paid for my last adventure in Austria, 120 EURO for a tantric body to body massage 45 minutes. And now a little more and the sight for a hole night with a top cutie. Ok, am leaving after 2 days anyhow from Thailand already, better I got one good "FU**K" then 2 bad and cheap ones. The Mamasan was horribly pushy and anxious to make the deal.

I was just curious learning how the procedure would happen anyhow, so I agreed. Quite amazing after DAEN dressed herself up, she passed all the other 20 girls individually- putting her hand on each of the girls forhead for beneficiation, and passing an extra 20 bill note to each of them. Quite an impressive ceremony! Off we went, GRAB App gives good taxi service. I was relaxed with the aspect having the girl with me all night, hand in hand we walked around, made some shopping for coke and she wanted some sweet strawberry flavored wine called BREEZER. Was happy to walk with her around girlfriend. Like hand in hand.

But what an amazing story, I walked out of the Gogo Bar like a hero, holding my bride in my hands, while all the other 20 girls cheered and smiled and waved at us.

I wonder what happened: maybe I was the 1st one to take one of the girls that night?

Maybe there was some other story which I did not know, like some betting?

Maybe maybe, I have no idea, as I have not seen such a thing with others before, as I visited this bar already twice.

But at least it shows how well accepted prostitution (or let's call it short-time marriage?) is as a part of the culture in Thailand. Imagine in some of the Clubs in Europe, some of them have even a secret 2nd entrance where customer can sneak out secretly. But here we got celebrated, all the girls smiled and waved at us- as we left the Club! Ok it was early and few customers.

At my apartment she speedily undressed like all these girls. Sex was great with her, best pussy ever since long, zero smell, perfect "master pussy" like in a medical book, she would have awarded number one in a shaved pussy competition. I liked her and liked her pussy, I could not belief it, zero smell, and clean. Such fun to suck her clit on and on.

I wondered she did not ask for a condom, and experiencing her freshness, I put my brick in her. It seemed like she felt hot and wanted it too like this. Ok. But emotionally she was not connecting at all with me, I caressed her all the time in the taxi, no respond from her side, excepts sitting cozily close next to me.

I could have f**ked her for hours. But she did not connect too much with me. She made no intention for kissing, "but she was mine this night" I thought and just forced her for our kisses. Strangely she also did not go for a blow job, was wondering, Bar girl and no Blow job!?

I could not come as I was with the NATTY yesterday. We went for shower. And we tried to relax at bed. But she was nervous!? She said she had to go "to see her Mom at home". "Hey, I paid a lot of money for You! " I said to her, "OK, at 2 pm I will go". I got very angry, why she agreed for a long time. I felt like being cheated, she should have told me before at the bar for a "Short time only".

She complained that I did not come and I told her "that's for later". Some halve hour later she started to give me a blow, finally her initiative. (i already noted for several times that it's a big issue for girls to achieve to make a man come, and she gets worried if he does not. But in opposite i am in an advanced age anyhow and the sensation of an organsm got so weak - compared to the sensations during my youth, so my joy while pound the girl is most times more important than the final ejaculation. And i must be happy anyhow, i never tried Vigagra, as my prick gets had most times...). She came sitting on me, she rode so strongly and good on me. It felt like a heavens pleasure. I pounded her so nicely again, a perfect tight and good pussy she had. And look, look what a wonder, I started to make cream pie in her, I loudly came without using my hand. This happens once a year or even every two years only with the very right girl. Mostly it needs my hand to stroke and finally to come. I felt so happy and great after this deed. I expected her to protest to come in her either, but she did not.

Maybe she thought by doing this I would release her more early this evening? And so it was. She made a funny and stupid story. She panicked and said "she has to leave to a pharmacy to get "the pill after" Hey what a story! A Bar girl who is out to pound every day, makes a story and accusation that I came in her.

Just a trick to get home quickly I assume. But anyhow I had my fun, and if she is not happy staying here, than no need to keep her. I was thinking to make a complain at Mamasan, but again, all their English is so week, so no chance for a good communication.

But what a wicked story it is indeed, a 26 years old Bar girl not proposing or insisting on a condom, letting me come with my cum insider her and after pretending to panic and to rush for a pharmacy to get a "pill after the deed". I think it's just a planned way to shorten a "long time", not to stay overnight. And didn't she say "she can never sleep with a foreigner because they are snoring and she can't sleep". But she speaks so little English that no more profound discussion is fun with her.

She asked for my phone number and she proposed to return the next afternoon. I don't believe that she will return, but let's see (of course she never phoned). If she would have been I normal girl, she could have kept my phone to blackmail me for pretending to go to pregnant, but a Bar Girl. Don't think so.

But as a rule- there is not anything in the world which cannot happen. A car can crash me tomorrow and Ebola can take me away or I can win a million. John.

[Linyjo]

Some perhaps but as a generalization not my experience. Insomniacs notwithstanding I doubt getting up at 5 am to tap rubber trees is hardly anybody's idea of fun.

I am not sure what qualifies as fun, beyond going to the festival, but would you not agree that it must be satisfying to them to get up at 5 am and tap that tree to take care of their family? Is that not where they derive their self worth and usefulness, considering they come from such a rich culturally integrated rural style of community living.

[Linyjo]

Funny you say that, I can assure you that someone in the country you come from do exactly that, so you are from as you describe it a shit hole country yourself. If you live in the illusion that you are from such spot free country, good luck.

Chico.

I don't think a place like Thailand would qualify as a shithole country. I was referring to places that offer toilets to less than 15% of their populations such as Liberia, Ghana, Chad, Madagascar and Papua New Guinea.

[Gin And Tonic]

African FLs walk around. They are not static. Most often seen on Soi Honey Inn, Soi Diana, 2nd Rd around The Avenue, and Pattaya Tai around Tukcom. I have never seen any that I would want hanging at that bar on WS. I think it is that the ones from Madagascar walk around and the ones from Uganda go to that bar.

Yeah, I think the ones on Walking have a clientele of North Africans and Arabs. They generally have fat asses which many of those guys go for whereas the Madagasy chicks are thinner. Variety is the spice of life.

[ChicoBarca]

Well, this got a reaction. I am shocked by how many panzies made comments defending these places. Perhaps the board should set up a Safespace thread for the snowflake soy boys to go hang out and feel protected from reality and honesty.

Here is a reality test for you.

If your sanitary system is to dig a hole in the ground and shit into, you are from a shithole place. It's really that simple.

Funny you say that, I can assure you that someone in the country you come from do exactly that, so you are from as you describe it a shit hole country yourself. If you live in the illusion that you are from such spot free country, good luck.

Chico.

[Franciscass]

Well, this got a reaction. I am shocked by how many panzies made comments defending these places. Perhaps the board should set up a Safespace thread for the snowflake soy boys to go hang out and feel protected from reality and honesty.

Here is a reality test for you.

If your sanitary system is to dig a hole in the ground and shit into, you are from a shithole place. It's really that simple.

Not impugning your motives Linylo but putting it simply it appears you may not know the difference between what constitutes a toilet and a rich culturally integrated rural style of community living. I would not agree the comment is necessarily racist but it could unfortunately be seen as demeaning, condescending and uninformed and suggest a bias towards people from that particular background. It may be advisable to leave such language to individuals whose racism is already proven so as not to be seen as being of the same ilk if indeed that is your reality.