Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

So, his point was, if someone truly fooled you, you wouldn't know it. You're talking about obvious transvestites and transsexuals. It's not quite that easy. It's like a con man. With the best ones, you never know you're conned. Also a doc.

Actually what happened was another member posted photos of a person and said he didn't know this beauty was actually a dude until it was time for bed. I replied and said nobody could mistake that person for being a woman. I was then admonished and told that I was full of shit and there was no way I could tell that a man dressed up like a woman was not really a woman unless I examined the insides.

The administrator has since deleted the post containing the pictures of the obvious man with fake tits and fake hair and women's loungewear on. As NB said, 99.9999% of the time I can tell that it is not really a woman and out of a couple thousand chicks, I have never made the mistake of taking a dude thinking it was really a woman. There are no best ones. There are only guys that need glasses or guys that want to be fooled.

[Falcon 95]

If you look on youtube you will see there is a way to open that style safe by pretty much just banging on it with your fist or some other object.

I did.

Now, that poses a slight headache for the next time.

Maybe hiding the "dineros" under the mattress would be safer.

[Growtek]

LOL. That was really weird. As if chopping off their dicks magically makes them look like a female. They still look like the same dude with long hair and makeup as they did before.

I was in an argument in the Brazil thread with MongerForSex last week. He was telling me that he is a doctor and that the only way to tell if someone was really a girl or a guy was by examining their insides. I said he could have saved a bunch on medical school by just buying some glasses. He claims I have some special power to be able to tell a male from a female by just looking at them. Glad to know there are others out there like me with the same special power.

So, his point was, if someone truly fooled you, you wouldn't know it.

You're talking about obvious transvestites and transsexuals. It's not quite that easy.

It's like a con man. With the best ones, you never know you're conned.

Also a doc.

[Mr Enternational]

With their panties on what's the difference? Posties still look like ladyboys..In either case I believe I can spot a ladyboy or at least have a suspicion that one is 99.9999 % of the time.

LOL. That was really weird. As if chopping off their dicks magically makes them look like a female. They still look like the same dude with long hair and makeup as they did before.

I was in an argument in the Brazil thread with MongerForSex last week. He was telling me that he is a doctor and that the only way to tell if someone was really a girl or a guy was by examining their insides. I said he could have saved a bunch on medical school by just buying some glasses. He claims I have some special power to be able to tell a male from a female by just looking at them. Glad to know there are others out there like me with the same special power.

I diagnosed many women, men and transexuals, I know the difference. What I know you can't say if it's a transexual or woman from a picture. The only way to recognize transexuals is from inside and not from outside. If you say you can recognize all transexuals just by looking at them, I can't believe you.

If what he is saying was truly the case then we would all be on here talking about how we mistakenly took a ladyboy because we thought it was a woman. But those stories are few and far between on this board.

[Mr Enternational]

The maid also told me that the ladyboy cleaned out the in-room lock-safe. It sounded like he got away with at least a couple of thousand dollars. I don't know how the ladyboy got the guest to open the safe.

If you look on youtube you will see there is a way to open that style safe by pretty much just banging on it with your fist or some other object.

[Questner]

My greatest fear in Thailand is not the ladyboys. I have no problem identifying and avoiding them. My greatest fear is the post-ops.

Step 1: ask her if she is a postie. Step 2: Ask to see her ID, gender on an ID can't be changed, she can only try to carry someone else ID, like an ID of her sister Step 3: Ask hotel desk to assist you, they somehow can verify the identity, and security can help. OK, just forgot to tell you Step Zero: don't be too drunk. If all the above failed, welcome to the club, as majority of folks who often visit LOS can't guarantee if has never happened to them.

[HectorG]

For the few mourning the loss of Cherry Restaurant on 3rd Road near Soi Lengkee at least they used the space for a good purpose. Appears to be a Thai bar along the lines of my old go to favorite, Kiss Cool pub, which used to be a few doors down. Maybe someone can pop by after Soi Full Love Inn one evening.

Pretty girls. Is this more of a gentleman's club or a beer bar? I'm heading back to Pattaya next month and looking for some good new places to try.

[HectorG]

I stole this from Pin-up last month when the waitress wasn't looking. I don't think they print a new set of deals each month. So they should still be valid. My favorite nights are Monday and Wednesday. Notice, they don't have deals on Fridays and Saturdays because they have like a hundred girls to feed. During Happy Hour every day 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM, a bottle of Chang or Singha is 90 Baht.

LOL, those aren't coupons. Just adverts for their daily drink specials. But I agree, PinUp has some stunning girls. They are giving Sapphire a run for their money, and cheaper.

[Member #4698]

My greatest fear in Thailand is not the ladyboys. I have no problem identifying and avoiding them. My greatest fear is the post-ops.

With their panties on what's the difference? Posties still look like ladyboys to me even though they may think of themselves as girls. In either case I believe I can spot a ladyboy or at least have a suspicion that one is 99.9999 % of the time. Which reminds me of a funny scene from Dumb and Dumber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9IgLueodZA&feature=youtu.be

[XXL]

My greatest fear in Thailand is not the ladyboys. I have no problem identifying and avoiding them. My greatest fear is the post-ops.

Not many post-ops around anymore I would think. I may be wrong and not notice them.

[Crocodilexp]

Can someone tell me if the girl of beach road order to use condom?

They usually require condoms (for sex, not for BJ), though some are too desperate or strung out on drugs to insist. If a Beach Road girl lets you go in without a condom, you definitely should NOT go for it, she's been with all and sundry.

[XXL]

They just moved the foodcourt near the beach road entrace (same floor) where there is also the large AIS shop.

It had not escaped my notice that they still offered some food at the other side. It is so small it doesn't qualify as a food court. The AIS shop is now I think on 1st floor.

[Kickoffs]

Hello,

Can someone tell me if the girl of beach road order to use condom?

Yes use condom.

[Turgid]

I was going up to my hotel room when I noticed another room with the door wide open. And it was a total mess. There were personal belongings and trash all over the floor. There was water also everywhere. There was water on the floor and the bed looked absolutely soaked. The maid came by and told me that the hotel guest had brought a ladyboy the previous night and this was the end result. It must have been a hell of a water fight. That was why the maid had left the door and the balcony door wide open.

The maid also told me that the ladyboy cleaned out the in-room lock-safe. It sounded like he got away with at least a couple of thousand dollars. I don't know how the ladyboy got the guest to open the safe. Maybe he used his powerful Glock water pistol which is now available at a toy store near you. It makes sense why some hotels do not allow guests to bring in ladyboys.

If you really have to take a ladyboy, then maybe a short-time room is a safer bet. If he robs you, you lose whatever you have in your wallet. However, they are known to carry deadly sucker-punches. So buyer beware.

My greatest fear in Thailand is not the ladyboys. I have no problem identifying and avoiding them. My greatest fear is the post-ops.

[Allover]

They just moved the foodcourt near the beach road entrace (same floor) where there is also the large AIS shop.

I was at the food court a few hours ago. It is at the Beach Rd end of the mall but it is only about 10% of the size. I picked up one great freebie there last year. Central Festival still seems to he going strong even with the new Terminal 21 open.