Pattaya Reports

[Concupiscence]

Visited Pattaya again after a couple of years. Reached late at night, checked in a hotel and then left for Walking Street.

Windmill at Walking Street: Two floors filled with Gogo girls, dancing in shifts on the stage. All the girls were almost nude with open blouse (tits popping out) and no panty under their skirt. I made an eye contact with a girl on the dance floor. She came to me after her dance and sat on my lap. She was 20 year old from Isaan with medium assets. Looked like a school girl. After a brief make out session asked for a lady drink, which was honored by me. After 3 LDs, she had passionately kissed me, been fingered by me and had got her assets squeezed. She asked me to add her on Facebook and said she liked me a lot. She was an amazing girl but her barfine was 1000 TBH and asked 3000 for herself. I then moved to the second floor to sample other girls. Here I found a girl with 36 the natural tits with a good face and body. Almost same story repeated with this girl with intense make out session after LDs. She also wanted me to barfine her but I was too tired to do that. Walked out at 3 am and headed to my hotel, was too tired to sleep.

Cats Massage: Headed out to have a massage, it was 5 am in the morning. Could only find Cats massage open on the second street of the beach road. A masseuse slightly on the older side called me. Was in mood of massage so headed upstairs for an oil massage for 300. She gave an excellent massage using oil and balm and alleviated all my pain. She offered me a BBBJ with CIM for 400. I accepted and walked out as a happy man and slept peacefully in my hotel room.

Day 2 report to follow.

[D Cups]

What you describe in the first sentence is actually a dwarf. A midget is under 147cm and has normal head and limb proportions.

What about the munchkins? What are they? Hahahahha.

[Chris H]

I hope you are kidding. Hell man, that's a black man's number one preference!

Ok, keep telling yourself that.

[Smoothy]

If you consider a midget to be a normally proportioned person, just very short, then how is that of any interest that you had sex with those? Everyone who has been to Asia has done that. Hell, my live-in girlfriend would be considered a midget.

Have sex with a dwarf, then you've accomplished something unique worth mentioning. LOL (I tried it, but it was not good.)

[LittleBigMan]

What you describe in the first sentence is actually a dwarf. A midget is under 147cm and has normal head and limb proportions.

For me, I stand corrected but my reference was in regards to a Dwarf and not a midget.

[Mr Enternational]

Are you saying you've only fucked midgets and not dwarfs?

Exactly. I am in the same boat with you on that. Big heads and short limbs are not attractive to me as well.

[Mogwai]

What you describe in the first sentence is actually a dwarf. A midget is under 147cm and has normal head and limb proportions.

I'm not American but aren't dwarfs often called midgets and the other way around? Maybe 'little people' is more politically correct?

Are you saying you've only fucked midgets and not dwarfs?

[Smoothy]

What you describe in the first sentence is actually a dwarf. A midget has normal head and limb proportions.

Then the chick I fucked from KISS bar in Soi Cowboy was a dwarf.

[Mr Enternational]

Midgets often have relatively short limbs and big heads which makes them unattractive for me. 'Normal' small girls have the right proportions usually, so I think you cannot compare them with midgets.

What you describe in the first sentence is actually a dwarf. A midget is under 147cm and has normal head and limb proportions.

[Mogwai]

Man choose the girl and the girl choose money. If you need money you can't be choosing who is giving it to you.

Oh Mr E, sometimes the world is so simple for you LOL. Of course she can choose. She can always choose. This time she apparently didn't need the money bad enough.

[Mogwai]

Have you ever fucked a midget yourself? I have never done a girl less than 4 ft 10 inches (an Indonesian girl from an island with big tits) I would imagine, but did have a 5 ft. Filipina GF for a while.

Midgets often have relatively short limbs and big heads which makes them unattractive for me. 'Normal' small girls have the right proportions usually, so I think you cannot compare them with midgets.

[LittleBigMan]

So there is this chick that I fuck with that works at Simon Complex on Walking Street. I let her come over sometimes when she is off work and she stays LT for the usual 1000 baht. (I guess she is off today because she is begging me to come over.) When she was over here last week she was telling me that she met a guy on Badoo the day before. He said that he would give her 3000 for LT. She told him he would have to pay the bar fine of 500 for her to leave work as well. He agreed.

She said that she got to his hotel and he opened the door and he was chest high to her. And this is not a tall chick. So the guy was a midget. She said he showed her a bunch of sex toys and said he must have had a hidden camera because he showed her a video of him fucking another chick.

She said she made excuses to leave because there was no way she could fuck a midget. I said that is work. 3000 baht. You should have been getting that money. She said if a man gets to choose what girl he wants then she should be able to choose what man she wants. I said huh? Man choose the girl and the girl choose money. If you need money you can't be choosing who is giving it to you. But she said she could, so she left that 3000 baht behind.

Maybe this is the same Midget? I've not seen him for a while but years back at Bacarra this Russian midget and his dad visited regularly the father wasn't a midget. I knew many of the girls working there one night I was sitting up on one of higher booths just below the DJ I fit right in with the Japanese and Korean moments later the midget walks in with one of the girls I've done a number of times he sits right below and she goes to the back. After a while, she comes back out with a friend and normal get drinks etc. Conversation and then I noticed he is pretty aggressive very entertaining to watch. A number of the girls working come and go to get their drinks from him after a while one of them noticed me and came up to join me. As we talk she kind of told me a bit about him that aside from the drinks she never has gone with him although he pays well a bit too kinky for her. He is the only midget foreign I've ever seen in Pattaya maybe he gone underground now on Badoo etc.

[Smoothy]

Speaking of midgets, you don't see many in Thailand.

Why is that?

There was a hot one working KISS gogo on soi cowboy about 10 years ago. I fucked her. Her legs couldn't have been more than a foot long total.

[Smoothy]

No they can't. Why would a black dude come all the way to Thailand, to fuck some fat white girl?

I hope you are kidding. Hell man, that's a black man's number one preference!

[ThaRime2]

Hey guys,

Coming Pattaya for a week.

If I could be served with a favour of providing details of place where actual and proper Nuru massage would be available in Pattaya.

Kindly help. Any help needed in Mumbai (India) would be fulfilled from my end.

Thanks in advance.

Tharime.