Pattaya Reports

[Bouvis]

And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?

Oh the horror.

No, no, no. This will not do.

This place is fast becoming the land of the brown buffalo already, we do not need white rhinos in the mix clogging and blocking the sois.

[Smoothy]

I said for the bar fine; not for the girl.

My mistake. I had thought 2000 bar fine and 3000 LT to the girl. I was thinking that was a good deal. Those girls won't go with just anyone either, they have to at least like you somewhat.

[Mr Enternational]

Only 3000 LT? That place was more expensive than that 10 years ago. I find that hard to believe.

I said for the bar fine; not for the girl.

[Smoothy]

My buddy tells me that The Office now has a bar fine of 2000 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Enjoy agogo guys!

Only 3000 LT? That place was more expensive than that 10 years ago. I find that hard to believe.

[GinAndTonic555]

I find the quality of girls in Pattaya to be depressing relative to Bangkok.

Same as BKK it depends on where you go. Palace and Skyfall lineups can compete with the best lineups in Bangkok like Billboard and Bacarra. Then as another poster mentioned gogos like Pin up (haven't been enough to call it elite tier), sensations, happy and sapphire club are pretty damn good. In between that is tons of gogos that can have from 0-a few hot girls working on any given night.

[Mr Enternational]

My buddy tells me that The Office now has a bar fine of 2000 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Enjoy agogo guys!

[Smoothy]

Not in certain Go Go's. I saw plenty of high quality girls in Pin Up and Sennsations. These 2 Go Go's plus Happy and several others could easily hold their own and compete successfully with the best Go Go's in BKK like my current favorites KC1, Billboard, Pink, and RB2.

But I would be depressed too if I was relying on Beach Road pickups to satisfy my sexual needs and desires

I'm a gogo only type of guy. Maybe I will swing by Pattaya next weekend to check out Sensations, but I've been to Pattaya about 10 times and I have yet to be with any girl there I would rate in the top 100 Thai girls I have been with.

[Smoothy]

And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?

They can score with the black dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvLHz13xEY

[Lorus]

What I can't comprehend is why straight tourist couples (Asian & Russian) would come to Pattaya for a romantic beach holiday. Are they stupid or something? The short answer is, Yes!

I often ask me the same question. Why do they come to Pattaya when you have so many much nicer places you can visit?

I also see Western European families with small children visiting Pattaya. Why not go to one of the beautiful islands or other beach resorts in Thailand instead?

And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?

[XXL]

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What I can't comprehend is why straight tourist couples (Asian & Russian) would come to Pattaya for a romantic beach holiday. Are they stupid or something? The short answer is, Yes!

This is beyond me as well. I assume they buy cheap packages and are not warned about water pollution. For example they would be led to think the water is ok in Jomtien because it lies some distance from the city. In other places in Thailand like Koh Chang I've found East Europeans to have no standards regarding water quality (or noise). A "good" beach front hotel right next to an open sewer is likely to be popular with Eastern Europe holiday makers. Once at Coconut Resort (Koh Chang, Klong Prao Beach) I endeavoured to enroll my neighbour who was I think from former Yougoslavia into complaining to frontdesk about noise before our doorsteps. He looked at me like at something the cat brought home. Those people still have a culture of accepting to be shortchanged and never complaining (legacy of communism). Now if I know a resort is popular with East Europeans I think twice about booking it because I assume the resort has some major hidden issue.

[Member #4698]

I find the quality of girls in Pattaya to be depressing relative to Bangkok.

Not in certain Go Go's. I saw plenty of high quality girls in Pin Up and Sennsations. These 2 Go Go's plus Happy and several others could easily hold their own and compete successfully with the best Go Go's in BKK like my current favorites KC1, Billboard, Pink, and RB2.

But I would be depressed too if I was relying on Beach Road pickups to satisfy my sexual needs and desires although I still window shopped Beach Road since so many girls were lined up right outside my hotel late at night, every night. LOL. Soi 4 (BKK) and Sukhumvit seem better for SW's sure IMHO. And I don't think Pattaya soapy massage parlors are in the same league as the better BKK soapies like Marie Hotel Spa and La Belle. Not if you are interested in high quality anyway.

But overall I had a great time in Pattaya. I met some real nice, sexy girls and it was well worth the travel time. In short, Pattaya was a pleasant break from BKK.

PS I did ask all my Pattaya Go Go girls why they did not live in BKK and they all said they preferred Pattaya because it was less crowded and more easy going. So I deduce that some girls like living and working in BKK, the big city, and some girls like living and working in Pattaya, the resort town. Go figure. 555.

What I can't comprehend is why straight tourist couples (Asian & Russian) would come to Pattaya for a romantic beach holiday. Are they stupid or something? The short answer is, Yes!

[Frisk]

The general consensus here is Russians are quite a bit more expensive and not really worth the trouble in thailand.

I was playing with the idea for a couple days to get an cheap Adidas Track suit and bath slippers, matching man purse and a bag of Sunflower seeds and mess with the lady's a little but to much trouble for a little fun.

[LittleBigMan]

The one on North Pattaya, at the roundabout, was one of the best places to eat in Pattaya. It was a lot better than the one in front of Mike, cheap clean and tasty basic Thai food was served there.

Didn't go there since a few years but I think it's probably not there anymore, the place being taken by Terminal 21.

Kiss yes is no longer there but is now moved further down Soi 21 or 21/1 on the corner set in a bit.

[Kickoffs]

What is the reason for the Russian ladies in walking street? Are hey there mainly for the Asian mongers? Do they have other qualities? Is the price the same as Thai? I know I should have tried but my mind was set on Thai or Asian. I got enough invites from them. I assume they also BF.

I have nothing against Russian ladies.

Russian girls are relatively more expensive. According to reports, seems service is more miss than hit. Don't think white pussy is all that great anyways.

[Horatio]

The general consensus here is Russians are quite a bit more expensive and not really worth the trouble in thailand.

What is the reason for the Russian ladies in walking street? Are hey there mainly for the Asian mongers? Do they have other qualities? Is the price the same as Thai? I know I should have tried but my mind was set on Thai or Asian. I got enough invites from them. I assume they also BF.

I have nothing against Russian ladies.