Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

And then BB said we should look into one more bar while we were here, namely Pirates. And this bar turned out to be for me at least, the best bar of the afternoon.

Pirates is the best bar but I wanted you to see the horror of the other bars first! What are friends for? I better get there quick to attack your girl before you! Maybe I'll go for the Smurf who was leaving when we walked in instead.

Best girl I ever met on Soi Full Love inn was at Carre Blanc but she was the only girl I ever liked there. She deleted her Line so I can only assume she is out of the business.

[Member #4698]

Decided to take Natty to Kinnaree today as he had never been. Arrived around 3 pm and I've never seen it so dead. I was last there 2 weeks ago and it was bad but at least there were about 40 girls there. Today there were around 15 girls which is very few on a Thursday. We were going to leave but since we hauled our asses all the way to Kinnaree I figured we would stick it out a bit. A girl approached Natty and they seemed to hit it off. She called her friend over for me and it happened to be a new girl I spoke with briefly 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks ago I ignored her since my cute regulars were there but today she looked like Miss America. Natty and I made the best of a bad situation.

Decided to hit Le Passion in Jomtien over nearby Blue Olive, Heaven, Jade House, and Kit Cat. Never seen this place so dead either. Usually at least 25 girls today 10 max. Natty found a girl who he seemed to have a lot of fun with so all was good.

Soi Full Love inn after that. Hit 007 which wasn't any better than when I went the other day. Walked in and out of Club 4. I liked a girl sitting outside in the new bar between Club 4 and 007. Forgot the name off the top of my head. Then a quick stop in Pirates. Pirates had 20 girls today according to my girl. I wanted a very petite one who was leaving the bar when we walked in. Will find her another day. Natty hooked up with a tall one with a very pretty face. As good as it gets on Soi Full Love inn and imo better than anyone currently on Soi 6. She is gogo girl quality and I'm sure she will figure that out soon enough. I was a bit jealous. I just hung out with my long time girl at Pirates.

Overall the bars themselves sucked but enjoyed trading stories with Natty.

Afternoon Day 3 in Pattaya.

First, I am having a great time in Pattaya. My only issue is that I did not schedule enough time to do the place justice. I really wish I had another week to 10 days here. I will post my Go Go report when I have the time to write it. LOL. At the moment I have a little spare time on my hands since I am up anyway (early riser) and my Sensations Blondie is still sleeping. She is a very nice girl, with a petite no fat body, a little on the wrong side of 30, but the sex is great. She is my 2nd 30 something girl of this trip. Both have been pretty amazing in bed.

So yesterday afternoon before my dinner date with Sensations Blondie, the possibilities were to hang out by the hotel pool, but it was cloudy, attend the all you can eat Durian festival on ground floor at Central, but how much Durian can one eat in an hour?, hit Soi 6 a 2nd afternoon in a row, I enjoyed my romp there the previous afternoon, or take a look / see at Kinaree with my pal BB. It was a no brainer.

Now I wasn't expecting too much at Kinaree, but BB is right. The selection was not good on this particular Thursday afternoon. I can only say that it was a good thing they keep it pretty dark in there. Ha Ha, Anyway, the best of the available girls came over and said Hi and I figured I was here, so I might as well sample the goods. Thus we sat down on a couch and got to know one another and of course, after a certain amount of time had elapsed, she wanted to go to a loom, but that was not going to happen and it was time to move on, but I gave her a small tip for her cordiality and time.

BB then suggested we head to LE Passion which is located at the end of a soi in a quiet residential neighborhood. The lighting was a little better in here and like in the other bordello, a girl who was arguably the best looking available girl in the joint came over to say Hello,. At least she was a little better looking than the Kinaree gal and this one immediately began planting kisses on my face and mouth. I bought her a drink and over time she slipped her hand inside my jeans and gave me truly enjoyable hand job. Her caresses felt so good that I did not want to leave. 555. But at the same time I was not going to a loom to shag her, so I knew our brief encounter had to end. I gave this one a larger tip as we left. She was happy and so was I.

Then it was time to go back to Pattaya and BB suggested checking out Soi Full Love Inn honky tonks. The 1st 3 bars we checked out are kind of blur to me, although I remember Club 4 had beds, but the girls were not quite up to standards. Then I think it was in 007 that I met a thin bond girl that I kind of liked in a raunchy way, but passed on taking things any further.

And then BB said we should look into one more bar while we were here, namely Pirates. And this bar turned out to be for me at least, the best bar of the afternoon. Yes, I hooked up with the tall girl with very nice proportions, long brown hair, and a pretty face. Later as we left Pirates I told BB that if we had started our GQ barhop in this bar I would have taken her to a loom. As it is, I have her name and I made tentative plans to see her this afternoon. As of right now, I think there is a 75% probability that I will go back to Pirates this afternoon and complete the mission. She was that sexy and easily the best looking girl of the afternoon. Ok, got to go. Sensations blondie is waking up. It's now time for morning boom boom. Enjoying Pattaya. It's my vacation from my vacation.

P.S. It was fun going around with you to these naughty bars. Stay thirsty BB. I know you will.

[Smoothy]

followed by a blow job and hand job to finish.

Just to be clear, she gave you the blow job and hand job?

[ElMexicant]

You are definitely trolling. You just described the exact same thing as you did with the last ladyboy except you did not get on a motorbike taxi and did not go to your hotel. Nobody could be that naive. Didn't I mention that a ladyboy will try not to talk or will whisper so you will not hear the deep voice? And you thought HE was a deaf mute? And once again this "girl" did not want to take HIS pants off either?

Hey bro,

Why do make the assumption my girls are lady boys? Awhile back when I was in Bangkok, I also paid 1000 for many blow jobs at Dr. BJ Saloon. That was standard price, so I think it cost same Pattaya. The girls did not want to take off their dress or let touch pussy either. At Dr. BJ Saloon. They also not talk too much either. So any girl at blow job bar is supposed to let you do whatever you want? If that is case, maybe I am naive. Also then many of girls who give me massages recently must be same because they not talk too much or let touch. I pay the same 300 for massage and 700 extra hand job or 1000 extra blow job.

[Mr Enternational]

I've been spending more time on the famous Soi 6 of late. They have a nice blow job bar there. As I was strolling checking out the scene once again, a nice tall slim girl with white dress and big fakes boobies grabbed my arm at the Full Moon Club. She made a gesture of a blow job with her hand and her mouth. I ask her how much and she pointed at me one finger up. So I handed her 1000 baht and she took me up to a room above the club. Once in the room, she took a wet towel and cleaned me up. Then proceeded with a good BJ in which she took off her top to reveal big man made's. She did allow to touch her boobies but did not allow to touch her pussy. She did not want to undress naked. Maybe she wanted more money? When I was close, she use her hands and I finish in 15 minutes in a towel. Not much conversation, I think she was a deaf or mute, but then when I dress, she stick out her hand and say "tip!" I give her 100 baht extra. No barfine and no drink required. I hope this is good intel for my mongering brothers. Cheers.

You are definitely trolling. You just described the exact same thing as you did with the last ladyboy except you did not get on a motorbike taxi and did not go to your hotel. Nobody could be that naive. Didn't I mention that a ladyboy will try not to talk or will whisper so you will not hear the deep voice? And you thought HE was a deaf mute? And once again this "girl" did not want to take HIS pants off either?

I ran into the same tall white skinned girl I met the other night who gave me a good blow job. In the room, after she went to the bathroom, she surprisingly told me that her menstruation just arrived. I was kind of upset but she offered a nice long blow job with a massage just like the other night. Soon my pants were off and she was giving a very good BJ using both hands and mouth. Within 5 minutes I felt myself about to finish and asked to slow down, but she then just switched to her hand and I came a few seconds later. I felt so relieved. I asked about the massage after but too bad she needed to go buy tampons. She gave me her Line and said in week she will finish her period so we can have sex. But for only 1000, she can blow job me anytime until then.

ended up grabbing a very hot and sexy girl off Beach Road for 1500. She could have easily gone for 3000 or more if she worked at the go go bars because it's rare you see tall girls with light skin outside of the clubs. Back in the room, she told me that she started to get stomach cramps from walking and couldn't have sex. So I ended up accepting a quick shoulder massage, followed by a blow job and hand job to finish. All for 1000 baht.

So towards the end of April she told you she had cramps and 2 weeks later she said she was on her period?

[Banana Boi]

Soi 6....Full Moon Club. She made a gesture of a blow job with her hand and her mouth....She did allow to touch her boobies but did not allow to touch her pussy. She did not want to undress naked. Maybe she wanted more money? .....Not much conversation, I think she was a deaf or mute

ElMexicant, great review of Full Moon Bar on Soi 6 but I'm POSITIVE you know why this may not be a legal review on ISG.

Keep the reviews coming. It was a good laugh for me this morning.

[Dive Monger]

Visited The Office which reopened on May 10. Nice renovations inside by the new owner. I counted 45 girls but there may have been more. Only 8 customers but at least everyone was buying drinks for the girls. I recognized some of the girls from What's Up, Panda, and surprisingly from Blue Olives G Club. If you plan on checking it out you may as well do it this week while they still have all the girls on their first contract.

Thanks for the tip, BB! I just finalized my dates and will be in Pattaya the second week of June. If you are around (or anyone else for that matter) I'll be happy to raise a few glasses and check out the gash.

[HatsOffToLarr]

Could anyone bring me up to speed with the warning about MERS disease announced by air Asia. Just landed in DMK and I'm worried about this notification.

Was you flight coming from the Middle East?

[Banana Boi]

Decided to take Natty to Kinnaree today as he had never been. Arrived around 3 pm and I've never seen it so dead. I was last there 2 weeks ago and it was bad but at least there were about 40 girls there. Today there were around 15 girls which is very few on a Thursday. We were going to leave but since we hauled our asses all the way to Kinnaree I figured we would stick it out a bit. A girl approached Natty and they seemed to hit it off. She called her friend over for me and it happened to be a new girl I spoke with briefly 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks ago I ignored her since my cute regulars were there but today she looked like Miss America. Natty and I made the best of a bad situation.

Decided to hit Le Passion in Jomtien over nearby Blue Olive, Heaven, Jade House, and Kit Cat. Never seen this place so dead either. Usually at least 25 girls today 10 max. Natty found a girl who he seemed to have a lot of fun with so all was good.

Soi Full Love inn after that. Hit 007 which wasn't any better than when I went the other day. Walked in and out of Club 4. I liked a girl sitting outside in the new bar between Club 4 and 007. Forgot the name off the top of my head. Then a quick stop in Pirates. Pirates had 20 girls today according to my girl. I wanted a very petite one who was leaving the bar when we walked in. Will find her another day. Natty hooked up with a tall one with a very pretty face. As good as it gets on Soi Full Love inn and imo better than anyone currently on Soi 6. She is gogo girl quality and I'm sure she will figure that out soon enough. I was a bit jealous. I just hung out with my long time girl at Pirates.

Overall the bars themselves sucked but enjoyed trading stories with Natty.

[ElMexicant]

Hey bros,

I've been spending more time on the famous Soi 6 of late. They have a nice blow job bar there. As I was strolling checking out the scene once again, a nice tall slim girl with white dress and big fakes boobies grabbed my arm at the Full Moon Club. She made a gesture of a blow job with her hand and her mouth. I ask her how much and she pointed at me one finger up. So I handed her 1000 baht and she took me up to a room above the club. Once in the room, she took a wet towel and cleaned me up. Then proceeded with a good BJ in which she took off her top to reveal big man made's. She did allow to touch her boobies but did not allow to touch her pussy. She did not want to undress naked. Maybe she wanted more money? When I was close, she use her hands and I finish in 15 minutes in a towel. Not much conversation, I think she was a deaf or mute, but then when I dress, she stick out her hand and say "tip!" I give her 100 baht extra. No barfine and no drink required. I hope this is good intel for my mongering brothers. Cheers.

[Syzygies]

My flight isn't till the 21st. Any suggestions on what I should avoid or be aware of?

Your biggest danger is mosquitos and road accidents (forget MERS):

"In addition to malaria, dengue, chikungunya, filariasis, Japanese encephalitis, and plague can be contracted by insect bites while in Thailand. Advise travelers to follow the insect avoidance measures described above to prevent these illnesses".

[DeathWish]

Went to Toy box. Should say Soi 6 had a deserted look with more girls than Customers in the entire soi.

Anyhow Toy box was fun loud music with good babes. We ordered the usual San Mig Light and were talking to the manager when a cute gal approached us. I bought her a LD she was good with braces but my heart was set on Nat who said she will meet me by 9.

We started talking when loud siren noises filled the bar. Someone had just rang the bell and well all drinks on the house were on them. I guess they were Germans just couldn't pick up the accent anyhow twice they rang the bell free drinks for everyone.

I knew I had to repay this. Silently got up rang the bell with screams from the mamasan. I believe ringing the bell buying drinks cost you around 3 k. Which was Quite Cheap and exhilarating bought all the girls a drink paid up our tab. Got our name written on the board with a marker yay. Def going back to top the list.

My friend wanted to check if his girl from the other bar was back so went to passion but she was not to be found the mama confirmed that she had gone with a customer to Bangkok.

[Member #4628]

What warning? I can't find it. I can only find old information about a MERS outbreak back in 2015 - 2016.

At the end of the flight in air Asia, the crew announced twice to be cautious about MERS, she even told us the symptoms and if we experience it we need to immediately report it to the local government hospital. She stressed that this was an update from the CDC. All I could find on the Web is the below update from the government.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/news/gen...-of-mers-virus

[Mogwai]

Could anyone bring me up to speed with the warning about MERS disease announced by air Asia.

What warning? I can't find it. I can only find old information about a MERS outbreak back in 2015 - 2016.

[Member #4628]

Wow. You actually went during the MERS epidemic. Man you had better get your ass out of there YESTERDAY!

My flight isn't till the 21st. Any suggestions on what I should avoid or be aware of?