Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Could anyone bring me up to speed with the warning about MERS disease announced by air Asia. Just landed in DMK and I'm worried about this notification. I'm literally jumping away from people who start coughing and sneezing. People living in Pattaya, requesting you to shed some light. Thank you!

Wow. You actually went during the MERS epidemic. Man you had better get your ass out of there YESTERDAY!

[Member #4628]

Could anyone bring me up to speed with the warning about MERS disease announced by air Asia. Just landed in DMK and I'm worried about this notification. I'm literally jumping away from people who start coughing and sneezing. People living in Pattaya, requesting you to shed some light. Thank you!

[DeathWish]

Could be many reasons but I'm guessing since it was only 4 pm the girl was thinking she can likely make more on drinks and rooms than she can doing a LT so early in the day. I'm sure if your friend offered her 5k for LT it would have changed her mind. She could have been telling the truth girls get pre-barfined on Soi 6 and will work until their date shows up later in the evening. To test if she was making excuses your buddy could have suggested barfining her tomorrow night and see what she says.

He did that he did get her line ID. But she replied that she would love to come with him but her customer is taking her to Bangkok for 5 days. Anyhow that was that. She was good but really good. I believe she was from passion bar name was if my memory serves me right luna.

[Banana Boi]

Hit the bars with Natty tonight. Plan was to meet at Baccara early. I don't expect much out of gogo bars at 7:30 pm but tonight was so bad I immediately messaged Natty to meet me at Happy instead.

My first visit to Happy since the expansion and, as expected, this bar is huge now. Didn't take us long to figure out that the girls in the old Beach Club area were more to our liking than the ones on the main stage. Not a bad lineup at all at Happy before 8 pm. I think I will shift Happy back to my first bar of the night rather than Baccara.

Next up Palace. A very poor overall lineup tonight and not because my girls weren't there. It just wasn't up to Palace standards.

A fly by to Panda. I knew as we were sitting down this wasn't going to be the place Natty would find a girl to his specs so we left.

Sensations. Not great either tonight but Natty found a nice girl who seemed very friendly. This is where I lose Natty for the rest of the night.

On my own now I hit Pin Up. Really becoming too popular where it's difficult to find a seat. Nice girls here as usual.

Walked by Glass House and I see a very young looking cute TINY spinner who looked familiar. Was on my way to Lighthouse but as I walked away I said to myself I'm not finding anyone better anywhere else so turned back to Glass House. I pull the PR Girl in for a drink. She sits down and says "You don't remember me, do you?" Turns out I met her last year at my Secret gogo bar in LK Metro. Natty would like this one.

Lighthouse. Looking for my girl I met about 2 weeks ago. Not there. Lots of thin girls here. Girls here are fun! Just a fun bar to be in. I picked the one who looks like #174 at Palace. Had a great time. Again, I need to keep reminding myself to go to Lighthouse more often.

[Banana Boi]

Now my friend did not want to take her upstairs he wanted to BF her and take her for the whole day. This girl she said she already has a customer. So Old Readers of this forum what would be the reason for this was she genuinely having a customer or was just trying to blow her off. To be noted my friend was willing to blow cash on her so money I guess was not a issue.

Could be many reasons but I'm guessing since it was only 4 pm the girl was thinking she can likely make more on drinks and rooms than she can doing a LT so early in the day. I'm sure if your friend offered her 5k for LT it would have changed her mind. She could have been telling the truth girls get pre-barfined on Soi 6 and will work until their date shows up later in the evening. To test if she was making excuses your buddy could have suggested barfining her tomorrow night and see what she says.

[DeathWish]

This must be my 7th trip to Thailand in 3 years. Have so many Visa Stamps that the immigration officer at my country looked at me sheepishly and grinned. Jeez that was embarrassing.

Anyhow coming to the trip had come with a friend. Early morning flight got down at DMK. Cleared the immigration in half hour flat. Took the Shuttle to Mochit bus terminus From there directly to the city of Love. Oh sweet Pattaya how I yearned thee. Got down at Pattaya bus terminus took a songthaew and directly to our destination. Oh sweet Pattaya how I yearned thee!

Stayed at galaxy suites which is directly above heaven above agogo. Had booked a jacuzzi suite for me and a standard room for my friend. Check in was smooth with super emphatic manager with 2 super cute kids.

Anyhow checked in freshened up and let the games begin.

11th may we started with a oil massage a normal massage with extra pressure on all the points. Lunch was at the salad bar below Central with the body satiated now time to get the juices rolling.

I have been to pattaya 5 times out of my 7 trips to thailand and never been to soi 6 so thought of startng from there. We went inside soi 6 I guess the time was around 4 it was hot outside just walking down the lane looking at see (lick) bar myfriendyou brought me memories of the hours spent on this forum. Oh sweet Pattaya how I yearned thee. Anyhow walked down the lane a cute 24 yer old caught my eye or rather my arm as she pulled me inside. Well the A / see was on and we needed a beer so we went inside. Started off with a beer trying to talk to a girl who is also trying to learn the language is tad funny. Bought them 2 lds each I beliver it was 95 for a sanmig light and 120 for a LD. Oh whilst leaving we also ordered 6 tequilas 2 each for the girls and 2 for the mamasan the bar was Lust on SOI 6 I remember this cause I still have their lighter. Walking down the lane my friend spotted a beauty on a club called passion she was a real stunner a 10 if I heard my friend right. Well not one to waste time he went inside and immediately got her a LD. Now my friend did not want to take her upstairs he wanted to BF her and take her for the whole day. This girl she said she already has a customer. So Old Readers of this forum what would be the reason for this was she genuinely having a customer or was just trying to blow her off. To be noted my friend was willing to blow cash on her so money I guess was not a issue.

From there back to the hotel for a nap. We slept for 3 hours I guess got up around 10 30 ate a light dinner and went to these Indian discos. Now Indian discos are a world of their own. Filled with people who are willing to pay 250 for a beer which costs 42 outside. (and we are called Cheap) go figure that out. Anyhow we went upstairs at a disc called Nasha I guess played a game of pool had a look at the talent available there was way too guys and too less of ladies we just left. It was 12 already. We headed to the one place that still makes sense in WS insomnia ibar Oh sweet Insomnia how I yearned thee! Why it still makes sense is. The only good place which allows you irrespective of your race. Fanatabulous music cute girls and cheap beer (apples to apples) Went upstairs saw a cutie immediately. Went upto her and asked her upfront that I am looking for fun tonight I will take you for LT but I will not leave this bar before 6. She said that she has to be back to her workplace by 10 and that she would like to leave my place by 8. I could no do that what good is a LT if you don't at least get in 2 shots and after dancing and drinking for 5 hours straight it would be a miracle if I could walk back without faltering to my hotel my room and my bed. The music was unbelievable we were standing near the dj console and my friend had already spotted his muse. He saw me with the other girl and asked me if she is ok with coming with you. I told her she has work and won't come sounding dejected. My friend sensed that and being the perfect wing man which he is he immediate set me up with Nat. A petite Isaan beauty with the perfect smile and oh boy did I fall for her hook line and sinker. We danced the night away. Man was I smitten with her. I always tell myself not to fal in love but I guess I am a hopeless romantic. We left around 5 30 not after having at least 8 beers 4 shots of tequila being invited to the VIP lounge upstairs making out in the lounge. In the room it was standard procedure till we showered once in bed she was ferocious fantastic kisser and she literally screamed when she Orgasmed on DATY. I don't know I guess I am too much in love with her to post any other details. But believe me it was the best night out of my entire stay of Thailand we both slept till 1. Made her coffee. She left leaving me with a hole in my heart and that familiar feeling of missing somebody just moments after they have left.

I am a fool I do this every time I keep telling myself not to fall in love as this seldom works out in your favour but no I guess I am a fool.

Anyhow day 2 trip report will follow soon.

Keep mongering.

[Falcon 95]

Hey bro,

Vietnam is good for Indians. The girls treat us like kings there at the bars. I was there before Thailand for 2 days and for full service from a hottie, around $20-$30 USD. You will have good time. There is even a good Indian cuisine on Bui Vien street near Go 2 Bar. Mexico also is good destination. I been wanting to finish up my reporting but been too busy with all the action in Pattaya. This is truly a heaven destination for the single Indian. I finally went back to Walking Street around 19:50, but the Palace Club was not open, so I went to grab a shawarma first nearby. I saw a waitress and she told me tonight was no special party. After my dinner, I came back and saw the red shirt guy at the door. I told him that the waitress I spoke to earlier, told me there was no special party. He said okay and my friend the security with the red shirt let me in with no problems and no entrance fee. I think he was beginning to respect the fact that I am now a regular having seen me 3 times. I went inside and ordered a gin and tonic and about 30 minutes later saw my promo girl and the girl who I took to dinner previously. They were sitting together with a customer. It was odd because only she had a drink, but Jane from the other night did not and she was still sitting with the same guy. So I walked over there and said Hello, to the 2 girls.

ElMexicant, that's very impressive!

P.S. I wonder why her left hand is always aiming for her you know what.

[Banana Boi]

This is 'Nest' 333. Some of you may find humor in why she chose her number.

[Banana Boi]

Thais should not be able to pronounce the name "Nest" so surprises me. What did it sound like?

Her name is Ness but Nest is better, no?

[Syzygies]

Her number was 333 and her name was Nest.

Thais should not be able to pronounce the name "Nest" so surprises me. What did it sound like?

Thai words never have an "st" combination together, and Thai words never end in "s" sound either.

Could be pronounced "Net" I guess but never heard of it. "Nit", "Nut", "Noot", "Naet" , "Not" and "Noat" are common. Thais love nicknames starting with "N".

If any Thai can say this, I would give them a big prize:
"The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep is sick". So far not one came close, even those that speak English very well. Sixth is very difficult for Thais indeed, and even "sh" is tricky for them. I imagine Thais speaking German is even tougher with consonant clusters: "Sprichst du Deutsch?"

When we speak Thai, we are firstly bad at tones, then at getting correct vowel sounds included whether short or long. Getting vowel sounds wrong in Thai makes the word unintelligible (not the case in English).

[Jimmy Boy 99]

ElMexicant, kudos to you that you were able to get Nest 333 at Sapphire. That's a feat I'm sure well over half the guys on here aren't able to pull off.

Stop having so much fun and sex and post those reviews. Get your priorities straight!

You're fucking with him, right? 5,800 baht for 30 minutes is insane, and even more so with with no kissing or blowjob. He needs to get out of Pattaya because he's getting fleeced by everyone.

[Banana Boi]

ElMexicant, kudos to you that you were able to get Nest 333 at Sapphire. That's a feat I'm sure well over half the guys on here aren't able to pull off.

Stop having so much fun and sex and post those reviews. Get your priorities straight!

[Banana Boi]

Too many Indians now a days in Pattaya. I can't take it. I feel I have better luck in Vietnam and also Mexico.

Jakarta, Phnom Penh, Angeles City, Kuala Lumpur, Ho Chi Minh are all better than Thailand as a SE Asia destination for sex monger Indians. Girls are more responsive to Indians in all those cities than in Pattaya / Bangkok. Except Kuala Lumpur all those cities would be a cheaper sex monger vacation when you factor in price for girls, hotels, food, taxis. Thailand is no longer a cheap monger destination especially with the rise of the Thai Baht.

[ElMexicant]

Nice report LoverG. I am of Indian origin but now live in US. In my last trip I somehow feel it's increasingly hard for Indians to get girl in insomnia or I bar. There is too much bad reputation and too many rejections. I had no problem spending money. I usually spend more than average Joe there.

Too many Indians now a days in Pattaya. I can't take it. I feel I have better luck in Vietnam and also Mexico.

Hey bro,

Vietnam is good for Indians. The girls treat us like kings there at the bars. I was there before Thailand for 2 days and for full service from a hottie, around $20-$30 USD. You will have good time. There is even a good Indian cuisine on Bui Vien street near Go 2 Bar. Mexico also is good destination. I been wanting to finish up my reporting but been too busy with all the action in Pattaya. This is truly a heaven destination for the single Indian. I finally went back to Walking Street around 19:50, but the Palace Club was not open, so I went to grab a shawarma first nearby. I saw a waitress and she told me tonight was no special party. After my dinner, I came back and saw the red shirt guy at the door. I told him that the waitress I spoke to earlier, told me there was no special party. He said okay and my friend the security with the red shirt let me in with no problems and no entrance fee. I think he was beginning to respect the fact that I am now a regular having seen me 3 times. I went inside and ordered a gin and tonic and about 30 minutes later saw my promo girl and the girl who I took to dinner previously. They were sitting together with a customer. It was odd because only she had a drink, but Jane from the other night did not and she was still sitting with the same guy. So I walked over there and said Hello, to the 2 girls. They smiled at me but did not talk back. Their customer did not say anything either. Maybe they did not want him to feel jealous, so I went back to my table and watched them. About 20 minutes later, I saw the mamasan come to their table and he gave her money. Then I saw the two girls go to the back. 15 minutes later, the promo girl comes down but she was changed in nice clothes. I pretended to go to the bathroom so I can ask her a question. I asked her why she go out with him and not me. She said they only go dancing but she has known him for a long time and he was good customer. Then Jane also comes down as well and she was in nice clothes too. I think the customer maybe was one of the girl's boyfriend because many girls working there were talking to all 3 before they got out the door. It was only 21:30 by now so I wanted to see what club was open that they were going to. I paid my bill 300 baht and followed them outside. They took a right on Walking Street and went to the side street were I ate with Jane the other night. There was a club called the Sapphire Club that they went inside. I followed them inside and to my surprise it was not a dance club, but another Go Go bar with many stunners. I took a seat at the stage across from the 2 Palace girls and their customer. After watching the Sapphire dancers a short while, I decided to Line message again Jane who I ate with the other night. I told her "Hi, and that I was at Sapphire Club too and maybe all of us can go disco dancing together." She got the message because after I send, I can see her look at her phone and then look around the Sapphire to see where I was. The 3 of them started talking and out of the crazy blue, Jane walks over and hands me 1000 baht. I ask her why she give back and she said that her customer tell her to. That was very odd because I did not know him, but she said that he knew me. Maybe now I famous. But she said that I could not go out with them because they not go to dance club, so I think promo girl lied to me. I beginning to think promo girl is a bad person. So the three of them left me at Sapphire and soon I saw on my Line that Jane's profile "left the chat" and was gone. Maybe her boyfriend got jealous we ate dinner the other night. I sat there a little while and saw this sexy model girl who was stunner. Her number was 333 and her name was Nest. She had a very nice ass with big boobies. After 2 drinks, I pay her for short time at a rate of 4000 baht for her and 1500 for the Sapphire barfine. We went back to Palace because that is where Nest stay in a hotel room above Palace. She only asked me to help pay clean for extra 300 baht. Her service was 9/10 but she said her teeth hurt from dentist so no kissing or blow job. Or else it would be 10/10. I had a blast for the next 30 or so minutes with Nest. So once again, it was a very lucky night for this Indian at Palace and Sapphire. Cheers brothers!

[Tomasb]

A fire – that is what a woman is, Gautama.

Her firewood is the vulva.

Her smoke is the pubic hair.

Her flame is the vagina.

When one penetrates her, that is her embers.

And her sparks are the climax.

In that very fire the gods offer semen.

And from that offering springs a man.

Maybe Indians need to be reintroduced to the Kama Sutra.