Pattaya Reports

[JayMongers]

I'm sure you guys can figure out who catfished me LOL.

[Falcon 95]

This morning I decided to extend her stay by another day. Here fever had gone down and she said she was feeling ok, but needed to go back to her work for laundry and to have her hair done, so I taggled along (I paid for none of this). Before we left she picked up some medicine and I paid the additional BF.

But she replied that after I had done so much for her, she wanted to do something for me and, other than my soda water, she paid for everything. She said she liked the food there and she wanted me to share it with her. So, yeah, I felt better after that, but it also make me face reality again that I was one of the "random strangers" she has sex with, so it was actually a good wake up call. Not that I was falling for her, as I wasn't, but I have enjoyed having her around with her affection she shows.

As for me going to China. Stay tuned.

Wow, your Secret girl bought you a meal. You must be doing something right. No wonder you kept going back to her.

[JayMongers]

At Banana Boi I was there last May and had a blast. Right now it's a toss up between going back to Medellin and heading to Pattaya.

Pattaya just has that "it" factor for me LOL.

I've copied and pasted a trip report that I posted on another site (Pics to come):

It's about that time again fellas. (May 23 - 29th, 2018) Trip reportT! Arrived to the land of smiles and though I love Sosua, Pattaya Thailand gave the SU a run for it's money!

Day 1 (Tanned Cutie).

Met a handful of chicks on a site called ThaiFriendly. Trying to get a girl to agree on taking pics is tougher than asking her to do anal LOL Turned down some Baddies because they wouldn't take pics! Met one shorty with a cute face, nice little titties, but no ass at all! Problem was, I only discovered this after she got to the telly cause she didn't want to send booty pics. Ah well! She was my Thai warm up LOL Pussy was tight as hell and she was flexible as fuck! Great first session!

Day 2 (Club 808 Hoe).

Most Thai chicks who prefer black men will either be at 808 or Flexx Club on Walking Street. Met another online shorty and we decided to meet at 808 before "Short Time". Obvious Mistake LOL there were some bad bitches in there! Anyway, my shorty was mad sensual while dancing and that shit carried over the bedroom. Reeeeal good session. Common theme with these Thai chicks will be TIGHT PUSSIES! They can take the the but Lawd! Hit it from the back in slow motion and all you'll see are pussy lips gripping to you dick for dear life LOL.

Day 3 (Catfish & Redemption).

Got fucking catfished in Thailand! ***** was talking mad shit online about her fat ass and her deepthroat game, but failed to mention her gut! She shows up at the lobby and even the reception was looking at me like, "I know you can do better than that" LOL Took her to the bar across the street to figure out my exit plan. Long story short. Got drunk and she was cheap. LOL don't judge me LOL I'm on vacation.

Now for my nighttime redemption. Windmill Agogo is by far the wildest club I've over been to in my life! 2-3 Chicks in one corner doing a shower show. Dancers eating each others pussy while customers are joining in with fingers and thumbs in butts. I even saw this old white dude toss this chick's salad LOL wild shit! Anyway I see a dark skinned Thai with a perfectly shaped ass. She's with a customer but I want her. Talk to the bartender and had shorty come over to my table for a couple drinks. The rest was history! I made sure I could see that fat ass from every position and she damn sure know how to use that thing!

Day 4 (Motorbike Chick).

On my way to Hooters for some dinner and I'm negotiating with motor taxi assholes. This chick drives by with some thick thighs wearing neon orange yoga pants. She smiles, I smile back and she you-Turns and says, "I'll take you for free. I jump on the back and tell her that nothing in this world is free. She agreed and told me she wanted to come over for "boom boom" later LOL She only let me take one pic, but she was cute and sexy as fuck. Let her stsy the night.

Day 5 (Flexx Club Cutie).

Flexx club is comparable to the Casino in Sosua. Place starts popping after all clubs are closed and stayed open until 8 am. I meet a sexy ass Cambodian in the club. This ***** is wild, even her friends warned me that she was crazy LOL I did not care. Left the club at 7 am, she strips and showers as soon as I opened the door. We fucked so much I have no idea how many condoms I used lmao. That ***** was the she devil. We didn't stop fucking until like 1 pm! Thank god for that blue pill LOL.

Day 6 (Soapy Massage).

Last day in Pattaya so I figured I'd frequent the world famous "Honey 2" soapy massage. Damn! Wish I went to this place 1st! For less than Pica Flor prices you sit in a room with about 50-60 bitches to pick from. I chose this chick with a huuuge rack! We go up the room. She showers me. Oils me up and massage every inch of my body with her hands, breasts & body. Then we jump in a huge bubble bath where I get a handjob / titty fuck. She rinses me off, I dry off and we finish off in the bed. Soapy massage in Thailand is a must!

Day 6 (Thai mixed chick).

Later than night I head to 808 for the last time. Things are ending early because of the Buddha holiday. I spot a chick with braids. Could she be half black!? Oh yeah, I've been looking for one of these LOL she's one of the club's stage dancers and little shorty could move. We get back to the room and she starts sucking me off before I could get to the light switch LOL she like it rough. Tiny chick but just wanted to be man handles. This is the life! LOL.

Final thoughts. Pattaya and Sosua are on two different playing fields. If it wasn't for the long as flight and the fact that I find Dominican woman absolutely beautiful, Thailand would win hands down. But I love Spanish music, food, culture and above all the women. Pattaya is more of a crazy / wild place, but Sosua will always be my home base.

Until next time fellas!

Which month did you come to Pattaya previously?

June. A bit less girls. A lot less guys. Hotter weather. November. One of the best times of the year to be in Pattaya girl wise but the start of busy season.

Period to avoid because there are many guys. Mid November to mid March. During Songkran. Japan Golden Week which is the week that just passed. China Golden Week I believe in October this year. Not sure if Korea has a Golden Week or not rather 2 important multi day holidays in February and September.

Period to avoid because less girls. Other than a couple of weeks in the year there are not really bad times to come to Pattaya. Avoid Christmas and New Year's there are far fewer girls. Avoid the week or two right after Songkran.

[Paolo99]

You clearly didn't read my reply to you on April 30.

Pretty sure he's trolling. Look back his first post on this board, he was giving advice to others to be treated like " a king" by these girls.

He doesn't read advises from others, and now he posts this funny report.

[ItIsMe83]

1200 for a BJ. You must be out of your damn mind.

More worried about him paying 5000 to have a hour long dinner with the girl. And 500 for entry. Seems like the easiest victim- staying so happy-the-peppy after being ripped off multiple times.

[Mr Enternational]

I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry.

What was so special about the party?

On the way back, I ran into the same tall white skinned girl I met the other night who gave me a good blow job. She asked me if I wanted to take her again. I figure I need to keep busy until 3:30 am, so I did. I told her I only have 1300 left not wanting to go to the ATM anymore. She said 1200 was enough, so I paid her and we took a motorbike to my hotel.

Are you sure this was not a dude? Period on so no sex=I have a dick. Use the side entrance = I do not want the people at your hotel to see I am a man and tell you. 1200 for a BJ. You must be out of your damn mind.

[Falcon 95]

From a Japanese gogo bar site. Their ranking to some gogo bars in Pattaya. No idea what these numbers are based off of. Surprised to see Windmill so high because I rarely see Japanese guys there.

Happy 75.172.
Baccara 73.603.
Palace 71.55.
Panda 59.62.
Windmill 58.076.
Sensations 57.157.
Peppermint 55.568..

Yes, it's surprising to see Windmill higher than Sensations. But we all know that the Japanese are eccentric people and they like to stick funny toys into women. I'm thinking that is more feasible in Windmill than in Sensations.

Also, I think this list was produced when Beach Club was closed for renovations. So they had all the Beach Club girls working in Happy Agogo. You basically had two bars in one. Of course, their rating will skyrocket. But since Beach Club has reopened, I think, (maybe someone can confirm this), Happy should not be Number 1 anymore.

From what I hear, Koreans are not as systematic and methodical as the Japanese. So it may be difficult to find a Korean list, if it exists at all.

[Falcon 95]

My first time in LK Metro, I'm trying to choose a gogo bar to enter. Most look like a class down from the ones on Walking Street. I choose Kink agogo. It's the most professional looking and they have a high number of promo girls. There is no draft beer sign so I already know the drinks will be expensive. Anyway, I enter for one drink. Most bottled beers are 150 Baht. The dancers are wearing schoolgirl outfits. White blouse on top and a green skirt. Maybe they prefer Japanese customers with big wallets. But most of the clientele are Westeners. My invoice says I'm sitting at Table 1. It's the table right in front of the stage. The restroom to the left and the stairs to the right. At around 8:50 PM, I notice many customers from the first floor taking the stairs to the second floor. I am tempted to do the same because it felt a little boring. But I decide against it. At exactly 9 PM, the second floor stage is lowered to the first floor. I did not realize this but it is a movable stage with a hydraulic lift. On the stage are six or seven totally naked girls performing a high-choreographed show. Now, I understood why everyone was going upstairs. From the second floor, you can get a bird's eye view of the show. I think the show lasted only 5 minutes. I wish it had lasted 10 or 15 minutes. But maybe it's hard to produce a show that long. I'm thinking Kink Agogo should be on Walking Street. But maybe this way, they can be number 1 in LK Metro.

Next time, I'll visit Kink agogo at 10 or 11 PM when hopefully they have more customers.

[Syzygies]

My second time on walking street was very interesting. I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry. I saw my girl and she sat for two drinks. She introduced to her friend and I bought her a drink as well. Her friend was skinny but very pretty too. The mamasan quickly came to our table and asked if I wanted to take her out. I told her that I wanted the promo girl and they then spoke in Thai and the promo girl told me that she just started her period and I should take her friend. I said okay, and paid the mamasan 5000 upfront for short time 1 hour. I waited 15 minutes until she got changed and bought the mamasan a drink while I waited. As we were leaving, the girl got hungry so we detoured to a seafood restaurant on the side road next to Shark Club. I ordered crab fried rice and she had shrimp and rice. We talked and ate for about 40 minutes. But when we were finished, she did not want to walk to my hotel at LK Empress. She said we only had 10 minutes of the 1 hour left and she had to be back dancing. She gave me her Line ID to message her after she finishes her shift. She said that the promo girl and her will meet me after their shift ends at 3:30 am so we can all go party and then she went back to the Palace.

I wrote a report warning about paying for girl up front, in case she does not actually want to fuck. I also reported how wasted time going to get food for her, etc. Still we all have to learn form getting scammed. We learn much better from our own experience than by reading from others, I guess.

You were so chearful after being ripped off, the girl probably thought she could get you to pay for her party afterwards as well. Don't go there. You already know she can't be trusted.

Typically it takes 3 times scammed to really learn properly. Ha ha. Maybe you can avoid that. At least you will be wiser next time. All of us here likely got scammed multiple times over the years. A necessary experience. One time I got particularly annoyed with a girl from Spanky's bar who in the middle of just starting the sex, received a phone call from mamasan asking her to rush back since her regular had now turned up at the bar. However, not having paid in advance, I had the power to decide, look she wan't even trying and ready to leave, so I did not have to pay her more than I felt she deserved which was not that much. It is not easy for me to fuck a very disinterested girl, who is really just not cooperating.

Always pay the bargirl afterward, and / or expect to be scammed with time wasters (or girls who want a quickie like 20 minutes) sometimes. If you know the girl is honest and fair already, maybe no risk, but who knows that already? Ask the girl what time she has to leave you up front.

It is good you still have a such a positive attitude, but become a bit more skeptical, until you know you have met some very honest type girls that are fair. Last night I had a girl all night, got to fuck her several times, finally she left at 1PM, and we had not even agreed on a price beforehand, let alone pay up front. This is the advantage when we experienced and we are with an honest girl with a good attitude.

[Falcon 95]

ElMexicant got me started on Palace, so here I go.

One time, I'm in Palace. This young Chinese guy sits next to me. He is a chain smoker, like most of them. He calls the waitress and points at a model who is sitting down. The model comes over with a big smile and then the fleecing starts. The model is pretty with a nice body. But she has breast implants and a huge fake smile. Right away, you can tell she is a member of what I like to call Palace Black Widow Club. He buys her lots of drinks. Then all of a sudden, three waitresses surround him. They all ask for drinks. He seems bemused at this request. But he complys and buys all three a drink. No wonder, the Chinese are so popular in Palace.

Later, the mamasan comes over and he pays her the barfine. Not sure how much he paid. Not sure if he paid everything upfront. Then the three waitresses ask for tip. This time, he looks irritated. But he still complies and gives each a 100 Baht note. The black widow model has changed her clothes and is back at his table. The waitresses tell him to give her 400 Baht, no reason given. Now, he seems more than irritated. But once again, he complies and gives her 400 baht. Then the model gets up and says to him, "Follow me. " She is smiling the whole time.

As they say, another one bites the dust. My guess is the 400 Baht was for a short-time hotel room nearby. Maybe the guy's hotel was too far. Maybe she didn't want to go to his hotel. With the 400 Baht in hand, the black widow had everything covered. Outside, it would be hard for the guy to insist on going to his hotel when he had already given her 400 Baht for the short-time room. Black Widow says (hypothetically): "Let's use the 400 Baht for the short-time hotel around the corner. It's much more convenient for me. Then I can return to Palace after 20 minutes!" And the black widow probably did. The Chinese guy most likely spent 7,000 Baht in all to have a lousy fuck with a Palace black widow. There is no way she gave him a great fuck after all that fleecing.

On a positive note, I'm in Palace another day. There is this model on the stage. Her number, I remember, is #413. She is a tall natural beauty. Most likely a new girl, because she has no facial plastic surgery, no breast implants, and no tattoos. I hope she stays that way. However, she has a flat chest, literally flat. Maybe, she was born with a high level of testosterone. But everything about her is very feminine except for her chest. Nevertheless, it is kind of late and I'm surprised she has not been barfined yet. She finishes her routine and then goes inside maybe to the changing room to rest. A few minutes later, a Chinese guy comes in and sits down. I'm guessing one of the waitresses told her because she comes rushing out really excited to see him.

I may have limited face-reading skills. But something tells me that model #413 is not a member of the Palace Black Widow Club. I actually think she would take good care of her man. That is good to know. Then there is still hope. The Chinese customer is probably a repeat from the previous night and likely asked her to wait for him because he would be barfining her long-time that night. He kept his word. Good for him. The girl dresses well. She has changed into what looks like a silk blouse and silk long pants. Not really sexy, but very elegant like a Thai lady who flies business class out of Suvit Airport. Lucky guy.

Although she does not come cheap, I think she is one of those who is definitely worth it. I hope the two enjoyed their night together. And I also hope that #413 never becomes a member of the Palace Black Widow Club.

[Franciscass]

You clearly didn't read my reply to you on April 30. There are no special parties happening at Palace this week! You got ripped off by the door man. If you want to bypass the 500 baht entry fee just tell the doorman you are visiting <insert promo girl's name here> . She will come grab you if you are important to her.

You are being played HARD by these Palace girls. Hate to say it again but promo girl does not want to be barfined by you in particular. Her friend also hosed you on the ST. If I understand your story correctly you paid 5000 baht to go eat with her on Walking Street for 1 hour with no sex? WTF. Gogo girls always go eat with me on their breaks and it costs me the price of their food which is usually under 100 baht. Her friend also played you she had zero intention on meeting up with you at 3:30 am after work. They're just giving you hope so you believe.

What are the girl's names or badge numbers? You can PM me them if you want. Really curious.

No disrespect intended but how can anybody be so naive. They are greedy, not happy scamming him once they are up for seconds. Need to get names / numbers and expose this racket.

[Banana Boi]

My second time on walking street was very interesting. I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry. I saw my girl and she sat for two drinks. She introduced to her friend and I bought her a drink as well. Her friend was skinny but very pretty too. The mamasan quickly came to our table and asked if I wanted to take her out. I told her that I wanted the promo girl and they then spoke in Thai and the promo girl told me that she just started her period and I should take her friend. I said okay, and paid the mamasan 5000 upfront for short time 1 hour. I waited 15 minutes until she got changed and bought the mamasan a drink while I waited. As we were leaving, the girl got hungry so we detoured to a seafood restaurant on the side road next to Shark Club. I ordered crab fried rice and she had shrimp and rice. We talked and ate for about 40 minutes. But when we were finished, she did not want to walk to my hotel at LK Empress. She said we only had 10 minutes of the 1 hour left and she had to be back dancing. She gave me her Line ID to message her after she finishes her shift. She said that the promo girl and her will meet me after their shift ends at 3:30 am so we can all go party and then she went back to the Palace. <snip> I woke up around 3 am and sent the Palace girl a message. I did not get a response so maybe dancing still. I ended up falling asleep and woke up the next day. They finally messaged me back and said they had a meeting after work and wanted me to stop by again tonight to hang out. I think they want a threesome, so now my chances for real fun is about to begin. The good times keep coming for me in Pattaya.

You clearly didn't read my reply to you on April 30. There are no special parties happening at Palace this week! You got ripped off by the door man. If you want to bypass the 500 baht entry fee just tell the doorman you are visiting <insert promo girl's name here> . She will come grab you if you are important to her.

You are being played HARD by these Palace girls. Hate to say it again but promo girl does not want to be barfined by you in particular. Her friend also hosed you on the ST. If I understand your story correctly you paid 5000 baht to go eat with her on Walking Street for 1 hour with no sex? WTF. Gogo girls always go eat with me on their breaks and it costs me the price of their food which is usually under 100 baht. Her friend also played you she had zero intention on meeting up with you at 3:30 am after work. They're just giving you hope so you believe.

What are the girl's names or badge numbers? You can PM me them if you want. Really curious.

[Banana Boi]

I've been to Pattaya once before, so I'll be sure to add my report with a couple pics.

Question for all the fellas out there though. If you had the choice of making a Pattaya trip in June or in November 2019, what month would you choose and why?

Which month did you come to Pattaya previously?

June. A bit less girls. A lot less guys. Hotter weather. November. One of the best times of the year to be in Pattaya girl wise but the start of busy season.

Period to avoid because there are many guys. Mid November to mid March. During Songkran. Japan Golden Week which is the week that just passed. China Golden Week I believe in October this year. Not sure if Korea has a Golden Week or not rather 2 important multi day holidays in February and September.

Period to avoid because less girls. Other than a couple of weeks in the year there are not really bad times to come to Pattaya. Avoid Christmas and New Year's there are far fewer girls. Avoid the week or two right after Songkran.

[Bouvis]

she surprisingly told me that her menstruation just arrived.

I asked about the massage after but too bad she needed to go buy tampons.

Investing in a store that sells Sanitary napkins / Tampons in Pattaya seems like a good option.

She said it's better to use this entrance to avoid the hotel reception. She said they sometimes want the girls to tip them when they come with a customer. That's good advice. I am learning so much on this trip. In the room, after she went to the bathroom, she surprisingly told me that her menstruation just arrived. I was kind of upset but she offered a nice long blow job with a massage just like the other night.

Ladyboy alert.

[Falcon 95]

My second time on walking street was very interesting. I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry. I saw my girl and she sat for two drinks. She introduced to her friend and I bought her a drink as well. Her friend was skinny but very pretty too. The mamasan quickly came to our table and asked if I wanted to take her out. I told her that I wanted the promo girl and they then spoke in Thai and the promo girl told me that she just started her period and I should take her friend. I said okay, and paid the mamasan 5000 upfront for short time 1 hour. I waited 15 minutes until she got changed and bought the mamasan a drink while I waited. As we were leaving, the girl got hungry so we detoured to a seafood restaurant on the side road next to Shark Club. I ordered crab fried rice and she had shrimp and rice. We talked and ate for about 40 minutes. But when we were finished, she did not want to walk to my hotel at LK Empress. She said we only had 10 minutes of the 1 hour left and she had to be back dancing. She gave me her Line ID to message her after she finishes her shift. She said that the promo girl and her will meet me after their shift ends at 3:30 am so we can all go party and then she went back to the Palace. I only had about 1300 baht left, so I decided it was better to go wait in my room. On the way back, I ran into the same tall white skinned girl I met the other night who gave me a good blow job. She asked me if I wanted to take her again. I figure I need to keep busy until 3:30 am, so I did. I told her I only have 1300 left not wanting to go to the ATM anymore. She said 1200 was enough, so I paid her and we took a motorbike to my hotel. She was sexy, so when the motorbike guy drove us, I was a bit nervous and jealous that I suggested she let me sit in the middle. I didn't want the motorcycle taxi guy to get the pleasure of her sitting between the two of us. She instead refused my suggestion and sat in the middle and made me sit in the back. I guess that is just standard Thai courtesy for the girl to not sit in the back. It was weird because her legs were really long. We took a short cut through Soi 13/2 and many of the ladies on that street yelled at her. I guess she knew them and they were approving of me. Once we reached LK Empress, she told the bike guy to stop at the Family Mart, just like the other night. She said it's better to use this entrance to avoid the hotel reception. She said they sometimes want the girls to tip them when they come with a customer..

Dude,

I do not wish to ruin your wonderful Pattaya vacation. But you need to stop going to Palace. They do not wish to have sex with you. Did you take a good look at the Palace clientele? They are the customers the Palace girls fuck. You paid 5,000 + 500 + at least 3 lady's drinks to have dinner with a Palace girl. And you paid for the dinner as well. The Palace threesome you are dreaming about is not going to happen in this lifetime. (I'm being very firm about this because I'm trying to help you.) Also, Palace would never have a meeting after work. Most of the girls would be out (barfined) by 3 AM. It would be pointless.

You should go to some of the smaller gogo bars on Walking Street, ones that are less busy. For 5,000 Baht, they'll treat you like a king. Isn't that much better than paying over 6,000 Baht to have dinner with a Palace black widow?

At least the 1,200 Baht girl you repeated with gave you a blowjob. But she should have told you beforehand that she had menstruation. The 1,200 Baht deal was for full service sex and not just a blowjob. You probably should have just given her half the amount for the blowjob. I would not repeat with her either. You asked her to go slowly. But then she switched to her hands and went faster. Also, the front desk requesting tip from the girl is most likely not true. For some reason, she did not want front desk seeing her or they seeing her with you. Maybe she's been there too many times. She doesn't want them seeing her as a hooker that she is.

However, I will commend you on not getting angry at the girls despite all the fleecing. Once you yell at them, you can never recover from it, no matter how hard you try.

All in all, it's your life and your vacation. But try some of the other gogo bars on Walking Street and find a girl that really likes you for who you are.

Wish you lots of fun.

P.S. Never pay 5,000 Baht upfront. Look what happened when you did that. Just pay the barfine to the mamasan and give the 3,000 to the girl in your hotel room only after sex. If they insist on 4,200/5,000 Baht upfront, then walk away. It won't end well for you.

P. P.S. Short-time should be 2 hours. 1 hour is not long enough. I understand that sometimes the girls are truly hungry, nothing wrong with that. That's why you need 2 hours so that there's still an hour left after eating.

P. P. P.S. If you really have to go to Palace, then just buy drinks for yourself. No Barfine. No lady's drinks. You'll still have to pay the special 500 Baht "entrance fee" for you.