Pattaya Reports

[Danubius]

My question to experts here is, since most girls on TF, TC etc. Are freelancers, so should I pay more than 3 k for LT? Or in other words, what are the going rates for LT these days? I know there is no set pattern to this, & each Girl warrants her own price, but I don't want to be conned, so seeking advice from experts here.

Thanks in advance.

No, you shouldn't. The average going rates on TF and Tinder are 1000-1500 BHT for ST and 1600-2000 BHT for LT.

[Member #4628]

I am from South India and I've been to Thailand 7 times in the last 3 years and Pattaya has become close to my second home. What baffled me is when I tried to get in to the below bars.

Baccara Agogo. Entry Denied.

Peppermint. Hit and miss.

Skyfall. Entry Denied.

The Dollhouse. Entry Denied.

Every time I try to enter the above bars I will be stopped by the security stating 'Entry for members only' and they never let me in. I understand that they stopped letting Indians into the bar due to a few Indians misbehaving inside the bar and doing their best to show off their cheap Charlie nature. I mean come on, there has to be a way for an Indian to get into Baccara, this bar has been on my bucket list ever since the beginning and unfortunately never had the privilege to enter the bar.

I never had any problems with other agogo's and they let me in with a smile, I've build quite a rapport with the mamasan in Crazy House agogo, the entire bar members remembers me and welcomes me like I'm some sort of superstar. 'The reason being that I've spent a lot of money on lady drinks and I'm okay with it. '.

This I understand, bars treat you well if your pockets are deep enough. But what I cannot digest is how am I supposed to show the bars like Baccara that I am not a cheap charlie so that they can let me in. Could someone here let me know the magic word that I need to use to get in?

They let people like the Chinese, Japanese and Americans inside with a blink of an eye because they spend quite a lot and to be frank I can spend too. BF has increased a lot now but I really wish to enter Baccara once. If someone here could let me know how to get in to the above bars that would be really helpful.

P.S: I dress very well, every girl I've been with always complimented how I always smell good. I make sure that I don't sweat because few girls told me that they deny Indians because they reek of body odour and sweat. I don't mean to disrespect any of my brothers in India, but this is the hard truth that I have heard from all the girls I've been with.

[Banana Boi]

Those of us stateside live to read the The Adventures of FL Hawk. Rock on soldier!

Those of us who live in Thailand live to read the Chronicles of FL Hawk.

HAPPY A-Go-Go.......BF now is 1200

FYI this is on the low end of gogo barfines. 3000 ST for the girl is negotiable with the girl.

Didn't know barfine at Windmill was only 700 baht. Goes to show the last time I saw someone I was even interested in at Windmill.

[Steve 9696]

I am feeling better today and the throat lumpiness went away during the night, so no issues now. As I have had this come and go before, when I get home I will go see the doc.

I did have an emergency run to the toilet during breakfast, but I have been ok in the few hours since.

My Word program decided to shut down. I have been using Word 2010 and use it on a desktop and laptop, with only one or the other being used at any one time. But I upgrade both computers every couple of years, scrapping the old computer when I get a new one. Apparently I have loaded Office one too many times and it chose today to pretty much shut itself down, saying I exceed the number of loads my license allows. When I get home I might call MS, but perhaps it is time to upgrade, though I have an older version of Office that works good enough for what I need it for. But fortunately I did a major upload yesterday as I can not even copy the text over. I assume I can still use Word Pad. Hopefully I can keep you all updated.

I need to go as a Tender girl just contacted me.

Truly glad you are feeling better. Those of us stateside live to read the The Adventures of FL Hawk. Rock on soldier!

[JohnnyVegas]

Hey guys. Haven't posted in awhile so I thought I'd start to contribute again and hopefully add some value and fun.

WALKING STREET PRICES.

Seems the Thai mafia / club owners are price fixing now. Major club prices have gone through the roof. Last night at HAPPY A-Go-Go: Always a pretty decent experience for me. A few years back they had some of those "beer koozies" made up. You know the ones you slide your bottles in to keep cold. I look over at the girl I was buying drinks for and possibly planning to BF and SHE WAS THE MODEL on the koozie. Had to definitely BF her. I still have that koozie in my office. Great memories on stress packed days! Back then the BF was 800. So I met with a 9..a real beauty from Chiang Mai last night & bought her a drink. Perfect tall, slim build with nice tits. Not an easy combo to get everything perfect. After a few minutes I asked the prices. BF now is 1200 and ST with her 3000 so 4200 all in. I was shocked but she said all the major go-go's now on WS charge the same.

WINDMILL.

Never a big fan but I had to checkout her claim, which I knew would not be true in this scuzzy place. Walked in at 2:30 am, pretty full with the usual crowd of misfits eating at the why with the girls on stage, grabbing boobs everywhere. The majority of these old farangs come here just for that and never BF a girl. I met a 22 yr old cutie with pink and blue hair (why not change it up). She was a show girl, on stage totally nude showing off her bare muff. And BF for her was only 700 and 2500ST. Drink prices decent too.

The point is, you're still WAY better off on #1 Soi 6, #2 Beer Bars just about anywhere or #3 in the LK Metro / Soi Diana / Soi Buakhhao area. But ever there always ask and be specific asking the girl WHAT exactly she'll do.

[Oosik]

I'm trying to hit the new bars from six months ago to keep my more or less perfect record. Perfection is a horrible mistress: I have to go places I know will suck. So far, though, they have been adequate, but certainly no standouts. Theses were, of course, just fifteen to twenty minute snapshots so YMMV.

Rich (WS): I was the only customer but it was only about 8:30. Average dancers but with decent boobage, which should be a word. Screw you, spell check! I fear the majority of the assets may not have been original equipment but there were some decent ones to look at, though their mounting brackets were, as noted, unremarkable.

Panda (WS): Seemed targeted at the Asian crowd. Above average lookers but no superstars. Tops came off around 9 PM.

Pin Up (WS): Average dancers but somehow each crew had one with serious baby damage stationed in front of me. Tops were off at 9:30.

Harem Club (WS): I was one of maybe three customers at close to 10:00. Poor selection and a waitress who really, really thought I should take a girl, any girl. Did not tarry.

Kink (LK Metro): At least the third name for this place in my visits. Some quite above average dancers, two of whom caught my eye, though only for one reason: Asses. One in particular was awesome. Conveniently the uniform of the day was that great measure of butts, the white thong. The minimum standard is to be able to see the full width for the full length, yet, of course, not to have concave butt cheeks and bones sticking out everywhere: I can see that stuff on charity telethons raising money for blighted areas. No, thank you, I don't tip concave butts. The other extreme are the intergluteal clefts that swallow the thong whole, so completely that one wonders if she is even wearing bottoms and then wonders why one would care. I know of those things: I went to a class in Oklahoma thirty years ago and they didn't even allow true thongs and the things STILL got devoured. It was not a good time in my life. Butt, uh, but this particular butt truly excelled. I could put up with slightly sub-par remainders just to do the doggie for hours. But I only got a glimpse of the rest since she was determinedly facing the other wall. It looked okay, but before I had a chance to get a better look all the dancers were chased off stage and lesbians descended from the heavens. If that is what is going on in heaven I'm going to start going to church. The ceiling above the stage lowered and atop it were six naked lesbians, the best kind, who just kept on lesbianing despite being returned to the earthly kingdom. Not a bad show at all, and they looked a lot better than the average at places like the Windmill and Sugar Baby. Sadly, they returned whence they came after just eight minutes. I believe that is why the stairway to heaven I was sitting beside was so busy. Then the next crew took the stage so the fine butt-wearer remained un-examined. Ah'll be baack.

Dolls LK (LK Metro): The former Kaos. Stages are still the same with the perilous transitions that tipsy girls in high heels must manage as they rotate through. Several cute ones. I was accosted by a well endowed young lady (I hope) from Chiang Mai who earned a drink by being well endowed, though again I doubt it was natural. Then it was stage time. The ass was a let down, but there was more: There was just a tad of LB look about her. Really nothing at all but it is one of those once seen things. I may return for more examination but to get there I have to pass Kink and that butt has priority.

I also hit Baccara just to get the Harem Club out of my mind. As always, a nice selection and I felt truly noble being the token farang. After just a few minutes again the dancers were chased off stage but the heavens did not rain lesbians, rather some very average looking dancers in fishnet outfits appeared, then the outfits disappeared and the dancers looked even more average. A bit of a let down.

I returned to Touch to see if my bed mate from last visit was still working (no) and had my childhood ruined by what appeared to be a porno version of Asterix. Those Gauls really swung some serious meat. I believe the baguette was developed in homage to them.

I still have something like ten bars to do. Not sure I'll make it with that butt on my mind.

[FL Hawk]

I wonder if, rather than food poisoning, you had the flu. I know two people who had symptoms very similar to yours, which turned out to be caused by one of this year's flu strains (as I recall, it's one that this year's flu vaccine gave only partial immunity for). The fever you had seems much more like a flu symptom than a food poisoning symptom (though I'm not a doctor). Muscle aches are also very common with the flu. Anyway, a thought. I'm glad you're feeling better!

I had considered the flu-like symptoms I was having possibly being unrelated to the runs, but when I told the pharmacist about the fever he said of course it was related as the body was fighting the infection that was causing the runs and fever. But beats me. It could have all been unrelated to Sizzler's, but I had eaten there about 10 to 12 hours before the symptoms started. The only other meal I had that day was breakfast some 20 hours earlier. The hotel does have a salad bar of sorts for breakfast, to include two types of lettuce, and other things that are left out in the open neither refrigerated nor heated. And the bacteria, if that is what is was, may have come form the ice in the drinks on Soi 6 or maybe I didn't rinse my mouth out good enough with bottled water after I brushed my teeth. Who knows?! For a while I was worried, given the flu like symptoms, I had picked up herpes or something! Yikes. But all seems well now and thanks for you all's comments and concerns.

The stuck pill in the throat feeling is not uncommon, only that it was a bit worse and lasted longer than typical. Years ago a had a throat issue and was examined by a radiologist who found an anomaly but as it wasn't causing me problems we didn't do anything. Maybe it is time to have it looked at again. Back then, they found a "pouch" that neither he nor my family doc had seen or heard of before.

To get back on topic, shortly I will be going to pick up my mystery girl for LT. Not sure what we will do, well, you know! Haha Her English isn't the greatest so that will be a challenge, but maybe we will hit WS or who knows. I will try to let her do what she wants. Later.

[Banana Boi]

Big rainstorm in Pattaya this afternoon around 2 pm. Supposedly it knocked out DMK. Strategically figured with the rain it was a great day to hit Kinnaree. Girls would have already arrived at work and no customers would come. Well I was half right. Definitely no customers. Maybe less than 10. However, only about 30 girls on a Friday afternoon. That's pretty low. On the good side lots of new faces to me. A handful ok. Overall looked like a younger bunch than usual. One short haired tall slim blonde I recognized from I believe Soi 6. Amazing long legs. Talked to her a bit and she seemed friendly but I chose my regular girl with bigger than average real tits instead.

Time to kill before I headed to Walking Street so thought I'd swing over to Soi Full Love Inn. No power at all so all bars were closed. Power had already been out for over 2 hours. Assume girls went home but a few were just hanging around outside. Stuck around a bit and talked to some of my regular girls.

[LittleBigMan]

I've never been to a Sizzler salad bar but I have the impression that it's a self-service restaurant and then it's not just the cook you need to be worried about. Everybody is using the same cutlery to collect the salad so all customers with dirty hands can spread bacteria and viruses.

That is true but as noted, people think because they go to Sizzler than a Thai restaurant it isn't going to happen shit happens anywhere! Sure there is but E-Coli man that kicks the shit out of you!

[YetAnotherGuy]

I am feeling better today and the throat lumpiness went away during the night, so no issues now. As I have had this come and go before, when I get home I will go see the doc.

I wonder if, rather than food poisoning, you had the flu. I know two people who had symptoms very similar to yours, which turned out to be caused by one of this year's flu strains (as I recall, it's one that this year's flu vaccine gave only partial immunity for). The fever you had seems much more like a flu symptom than a food poisoning symptom (though I'm not a doctor). Muscle aches are also very common with the flu. Anyway, a thought. I'm glad you're feeling better!

[Mogwai]

Sizzler salad bar, people think the name okay Things are cleaner etc. But if the cook or person preparing goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands the water is dirty good luck no matter where you are?

I've never been to a Sizzler salad bar but I have the impression that it's a self-service restaurant and then it's not just the cook you need to be worried about. Everybody is using the same cutlery to collect the salad so all customers with dirty hands can spread bacteria and viruses.

[YearOfMonk]

Dear friends,

I'll be in Thailand in a few weeks. I am a well travelled man but this is only my second trip to Thailand. So I've been reading the backpages, & doing my research elsewhere as well. I've been using Thaifriendly, Thaicupid as well as Tinder to get a feel of things. So far, I've had better response from Pattaya girls, & I've been quoted from 3 k to 5 k for LT. Although most quotes have been for 3-4 K, one particular girl, who looks minimum 9/10 quoted 5 k for LT, with a caveat of covered FS & covered BJ. One other girl who looks 6/10 but seems really nice to talk to, has said that she will accept whatever I wish to give her, so a lot of variants you see. One girl who works at an MP here has quoted 4 k for LT, & says that she doesn't do it often (Well how obvious), & that she gets so many offers for 3 k LT but she denies at that rate, & so on.

My question to experts here is, since most girls on TF, TC etc. Are freelancers, so should I pay more than 3 k for LT? Or in other words, what are the going rates for LT these days? I know there is no set pattern to this, & each Girl warrants her own price, but I don't want to be conned, so seeking advice from experts here.

Thanks in advance.

[BonusParts]

Looking to barfine a beer girl LT. If I wanted to bring her to a disco where would be a good place with decent drink prices? Most of the stuff online is geared towards discos with the purpose of finding a FL but I don't particularly care for them. (FL Hawks recent 3 way is similar to experiences I have had) Are any of the Indian ones good? I am Indian.

[FL Hawk]

I am feeling better today and the throat lumpiness went away during the night, so no issues now. As I have had this come and go before, when I get home I will go see the doc.

I did have an emergency run to the toilet during breakfast, but I have been ok in the few hours since.

My Word program decided to shut down. I have been using Word 2010 and use it on a desktop and laptop, with only one or the other being used at any one time. But I upgrade both computers every couple of years, scrapping the old computer when I get a new one. Apparently I have loaded Office one too many times and it chose today to pretty much shut itself down, saying I exceed the number of loads my license allows. When I get home I might call MS, but perhaps it is time to upgrade, though I have an older version of Office that works good enough for what I need it for. But fortunately I did a major upload yesterday as I can not even copy the text over. I assume I can still use Word Pad. Hopefully I can keep you all updated.

I need to go as a Tender girl just contacted me.

[LittleBigMan]

That all depends. Sometimes you need something to go in and offset all the bad bacteria. In 2005 or 2006 I got travellers diarrhea after being down in Brazil. I did not know what it was at the time. I was going to the toilet about 18 times per day. I lost more than 30 pounds and my ass was so raw from all the wiping that all I could do was dab.

After about 6 weeks I finally went to the doctor and she knew right off what the problem was. She told me to go to CVS pharmacy and get lactobacillus, a probiotic that you take with dairy which could be bought over the counter. That shit (pun intended) cleared up in 1 day. These days I keep probiotic capsules in my toiletry kit for such cases.

Living here I try to blank out all the stuff I see and I've seen and can give you a hundred examples of how food is prepared and what they prepared it in. I hear people rave about how tasty the stuff they get from carts markets and I agree because I learned to blank it out and just enjoy I'm not starving. There are times I think about when I die and they cut me open bang " Alien " jumps out or a million of those white worms inside my organs.

Sizzler salad bar, people think the name okay Things are cleaner etc. But if the cook or person preparing goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands the water is dirty good luck no matter where you are? Surprising after 15 years here I've only been sick runs once makes me think I'm really Thai now. It can happen anywhere in late 2016, I was taking a flight BKK-TPE-SFO, got a bowl of noodles during the layover in TPE, done it a number of times, although my brother order the same meal difference I ate the bean salad he didn't a few hours into the flight 12 hours to SFO stuck nowhere to go or run. The pain in my stomach was so bad all I was thinking about what should I or say to the F / A I certainly didn't want the plane to turn back or make an emergency landing in Hawaii?

I was going to shit in my pants on the airplane! Finally, I went to the back to explain to the crew she was kind and understanding enough to use the bathroom and put a sign out of order for me. I never push that flush button so much, in the end, I made the 12 hour flight but was so bad off I miss the family Thanksgiving reunion.