Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Funny another ISG member and I walked by Dollhouse last night and he asked if that was where we were going. I said I hadn't been to Dollhouse in over a year but was willing to give it a shot. We decided to go to Kink DOWNSTAIRS. I will try out Dollhouse this week. The current line up looks ok? Been meaning to revisit another dirty club, Electric Blue, as well. You been to EB lately?

Making rounds year round I finally got to Soi 15, that was around June of last year, hit Sensation, EB, BD, then Dollhouse counting Sensation out since it is a different club I found Dollhouse to be the best. I learned from another friend many of the girls that were working G-spot which closed ended up at Dollhouse sister club.

Dollhouse has a upstairs like Kink, called the XXX club, but I enjoy downstairs a larger venue that Windmill but pretty much has the same stuff on popular nights, tub, and a table on one side with lesbian show, I've found the line up to be better than the others clubs mentioned and pretty hands on.

Two weeks ago I was visiting normally after a large dinner like to get one or two Sangsome over the rocks DH, has a 2-1 special 135 baht which as soon as I get combined into one drink so that is a lot of rum with two ice clubs they don't bother me after that which give me time to see the Lineup. That evening got my favorite seat upper deck right side as you walk in, soon after a old guy might have been younger but he looked as if he hadn't taken a shower in days, long all white pony tail carrying a bag as if he just came from shopping get some entertainment before heading home. He walked up and sat a bit to my right the section was empty as I continue to watch the stage there was this tiny girl all natural small tits full naked so comes off the stage and goes up and seat next to him I thought nothing of it. Around 10 minutes later I happened to turn to my right I now see the guy on his knees and the girl is on her back legs up in the air spread and he is just going downtown on her. I was cracking up so was the gay waiter who was standing nearby the old guy was going downtown on that pussy.

Thereafter, the girl has to take a break and go back to the stage to do her rotation minutes later she comes down goes back up gives the guy a grinding lap dance and thereafter the old guy back on his knees going back to work. Not sure what he tip her but when he was done paid his bin walkaround with his bag and headed out the backdoor.

[Kumbu]

Picked up a pretty Thai from Beach Road. A little short and stout but had a friendly nature which made her attractive. Asked for 1000 but agreed for 800. It was a GFE. Good BJ and very small pussy; tight and shallow (It amazes me how the Thais accommodate the non-Asians) Showered before and after. She was in no hurry so we talked after showering. She went on how a senior indian man was providing for her and how she was going to stop this work by April.

Long story short, had a good time.

Would give a 7 for sex. 8 for sincerity and attitude. 6 for body, that's just if we compare to international standards.

In short it was good.

Nice report, Samkuw. Thanks for taking the time to submit it.

[Banana Boi]

That is only over 18 days in the last 12 months LOL. I am looking for a new route from Walking Street to Second Road bypassing South Road. LOL.

How do you spend 25,000 baht on a budget Thai food restaurant in 18 days? You could rotate Thai girls' favorites Shabushi and MK every day and still not spend that much.

The most I have spent at a restaurant on a Thai girl was in Bangkok several years ago at El Gaucho. I was no rookie that time but I had this stunning mixed race Univ student who wanted to go there. How could I say no? 5555..

You're much more extravagant than myself. My buddy who you met in your hometown and I have been wanting to go to El Gaucho but over 4000 baht for a filet mignon plus appetizers and drinks just seems too expensive for a steak made in Thailand. Was it worth the money for the food and what you received from your student?

[Samkuw]

Picked up a pretty Thai from Beach Road. A little short and stout but had a friendly nature which made her attractive. Asked for 1000 but agreed for 800. It was a GFE. Good BJ and very small pussy; tight and shallow (It amazes me how the Thais accommodate the non-Asians) Showered before and after. She was in no hurry so we talked after showering. She went on how a senior indian man was providing for her and how she was going to stop this work by April.

Long story short, had a good time.

Would give a 7 for sex. 8 for sincerity and attitude. 6 for body, that's just if we compare to international standards.

In short it was good.

[Rob Jones]

I would say you got away cheap. You are averaging a little more than 2000 b a month which isn't bad. Assuming you are getting out more than once a month at the very least. 5555.

The most I have spent at a restaurant on a Thai girl was in Bangkok several years ago at El Gaucho. I was no rookie that time but I had this stunning mixed race Univ student who wanted to go there. How could I say no? 5555.

I think just the capirinhas cost me as much as what I would spend on food in a week in Thailand.

Would I do that again? Ummmmm.

Hi Blanq.

That is only over 18 days in the last 12 months LOL. I am looking for a new route from Walking Street to Second Road bypassing South Road. LOL.

[Blanquiceleste]

I have spent about 25,000 baht alone at FRA restaurant in the last 12 months. When leaving Walking Street you have to walk past it and I do not know of any girl I am with who can walk past and every girl will usually order enough food for 3 people.

I would say you got away cheap. You are averaging a little more than 2000 b a month which isn't bad. Assuming you are getting out more than once a month at the very least. 5555.

The most I have spent at a restaurant on a Thai girl was in Bangkok several years ago at El Gaucho. I was no rookie that time but I had this stunning mixed race Univ student who wanted to go there. How could I say no? 5555.

I think just the capirinhas cost me as much as what I would spend on food in a week in Thailand.

Would I do that again? Ummmmm.

[Banana Boi]

Fra Pattaya is actually good cheap eats. Used to go there all the time when I was still a tourist but haven't been for years. Hated sitting there with a girl I just barfined from Sensations only to have a bus load of Chinese tourists come in.

I had forgotten about Fra and was wondering why but now I realize I don't take the tourist exit out of Walking Street to get to the 2nd Road baht bus.

[Rob Jones]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

I have spent about 25,000 baht alone at FRA restaurant in the last 12 months. When leaving Walking Street you have to walk past it and I do not know of any girl I am with who can walk past and every girl will usually order enough food for 3 people.

[Zman429]

Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

Jomtien has a walking street you should definitely check it out.

[Banana Boi]

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street

Funny another ISG member and I walked by Dollhouse last night and he asked if that was where we were going. I said I hadn't been to Dollhouse in over a year but was willing to give it a shot. We decided to go to Kink DOWNSTAIRS. I will try out Dollhouse this week. The current line up looks ok? Been meaning to revisit another dirty club, Electric Blue, as well. You been to EB lately?

[LittleBigMan]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street down Soi 15 after What's up! When it comes to Windmill, if you like girls in white school socks and uniforms then knock yourself out but I like to look at ladies and at Dollhouse you can get hands-on action and more and there is more room to sit.

[Banana Boi]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

I was on soi full love Inn the other day. 3 girls sitting outside alia begging me to come in. Wanted to check out alia but got distracted by prettier girls in other bars sticking their heads out the door when they saw me.

[Christian G]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

[Mr Enternational]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

Yesterday me and my girl at ribs at Richman Poorman. (By the way they are closing in 8 days.) Later on in the evening we went to Big C to buy some snacks for our Koh Chang trip today. While we were at Big C she said that she was hungry. I am thinking how the hell is she hungry, when I am still full?

So I took her to the market and I got a cold chocolate while she walked around looking for food. She came back with 2 dishes. Half way through the first dish: Can I take this to your room? I am full. The second dish is still in the room and we are now on the boat to Koh Chang.

[Blanquiceleste]

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.