Pattaya Reports

[Rob Jones]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

I have spent about 25,000 baht alone at FRA restaurant in the last 12 months. When leaving Walking Street you have to walk past it and I do not know of any girl I am with who can walk past and every girl will usually order enough food for 3 people.

[Zman429]

Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

Jomtien has a walking street you should definitely check it out.

[Banana Boi]

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street

Funny another ISG member and I walked by Dollhouse last night and he asked if that was where we were going. I said I hadn't been to Dollhouse in over a year but was willing to give it a shot. We decided to go to Kink DOWNSTAIRS. I will try out Dollhouse this week. The current line up looks ok? Been meaning to revisit another dirty club, Electric Blue, as well. You been to EB lately?

[LittleBigMan]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street down Soi 15 after What's up! When it comes to Windmill, if you like girls in white school socks and uniforms then knock yourself out but I like to look at ladies and at Dollhouse you can get hands-on action and more and there is more room to sit.

[Banana Boi]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

I was on soi full love Inn the other day. 3 girls sitting outside alia begging me to come in. Wanted to check out alia but got distracted by prettier girls in other bars sticking their heads out the door when they saw me.

[Christian G]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

[Mr Enternational]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

Yesterday me and my girl at ribs at Richman Poorman. (By the way they are closing in 8 days.) Later on in the evening we went to Big C to buy some snacks for our Koh Chang trip today. While we were at Big C she said that she was hungry. I am thinking how the hell is she hungry, when I am still full?

So I took her to the market and I got a cold chocolate while she walked around looking for food. She came back with 2 dishes. Half way through the first dish: Can I take this to your room? I am full. The second dish is still in the room and we are now on the boat to Koh Chang.

[Blanquiceleste]

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

[Banana Boi]

Howie, from FKK guy to FKK guy I know you are into quality looking girls. Please don't go to the skanky nude bars like Windmill, Crazy House, upstairs at Kink and expect good looking girls. It will be by absolute luck if you find one. Guys go there, buy a beer, and finger the girls on stage. Sure it's fun for cheap thrills if looks isn't a priority.

Palace, Baccara, Panda, and Kink downstairs had decent girls last night. Try Sensations too. Free to walk in and out of all gogo bars. There is a board in every bar that show how many girls are working. Girls go hide out upstairs if the bar is empty.

[Howie]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

[Mjen1970]

You do realize most foreigners do not know fish have a head and tail!

Or chicken have a head and feet.

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.

[LittleBigMan]

Not even sure when it opened but I only noticed it tonight. It is across from Iron. When I first walked in it seemed ok. Then with closer inspection I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. Guys who like the quality of girls from Crazy House and Windmill may like it here but not for me.

I wish Pattaya gogo bars would get rid of there so called "models". Other than Palace models are usually older and bigger girls with not so pretty faces. Just because you take off your top you should not be called a "model" with 200 baht lady drinks.

It opened I think 19th of Feb? I was doing a walk heading to Dollhouse and noticed it across from Iron near Soi Diamond. Another small and narrow GoGo, I agree with the Model remarks doesn't it get tiring? I enjoy nudity so I rarely complain if they are big and fat etc I give them credit to having the nerve to take it off completing with slimmer ones on stage to me it tells a lot of a person. Actually, I've had some of the best encounters with the bigger ones my thinking in general " no sex so they are horny as hell? " the majority of the time it comes true? A few months back decided to do a visit to Paradise (LK) not much but I looked up and there was this big girl, not fat but solid body big tits not sagging average face she was smiling at me pointing to her body after her set she walked by smiling again so I brought her a LD, in the end, we had a good romp being on top of her mish reminded me of my old solid mattress back home.

Drinks are expensive and so is he barfine, waitress told me 2000 baht 1500 after midnight, same owner group Chinese Mainland as Yes GoGo, the night I was there it was packed Yes had closed and move all their girls to this new club.

[Banana Boi]

Not even sure when it opened but I only noticed it tonight. It is across from Iron. When I first walked in it seemed ok. Then with closer inspection I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. Guys who like the quality of girls from Crazy House and Windmill may like it here but not for me.

I wish Pattaya gogo bars would get rid of there so called "models". Other than Palace models are usually older and bigger girls with not so pretty faces. Just because you take off your top you should not be called a "model" with 200 baht lady drinks.

[Samkuw]

Frustrated with the mongering scene in India me and my friends landed in Thailand yesterday. Went to soi 6 and started negotiations. 1500 is the asking price for girl + room. Didn't need any bargaining skills to get them to agree for 1200.

The girl I chose was very friendly. She said she was 21 but my guess is 26-28. Showered together and started the deed. Just want to add that most of the girls at soi 6 were on the plump side. Anyways after the initial kissing and tit sucking asked for the BJ. She said she just had a root canal and showed it to me. My mistake that I didn't demand it during negotiations. Anyways it didn't matter because I was having a good time, the reason being I had 2 pegs of Bacardi before leaving the hotel. I could also control my ejaculation because of that. Foreplay included fingering her till I could hear her wetness. The it was WOT followed by grinding sitting face to face. Then lifted her in my arms and banged her for around 2 minutes. Finally it was missionary position to finish it off. There too surprisingly I could hold off for a long time, thanks to Bacardi. After cumming we showered and dressed and went down to the bar. She sat with me chatting on Google translate app for a long time (sadly no one understands even basic English.

My feedback-.

My friends accompanying me too had a good experience.

Though the girls at soi 6 are not drop dead gorgeous they make you happy.

Would I return to the same girl? - yes on my next trip to Pattaya.

Today I'm going to pick a FL from beach Road.

Thank you.

[Dg8787]

If you like seafood so much, you should check out the seafood market in Naklua during the day. You walk around and buy your fresh seafood, then you take it to one of the many stalls outside to cook up for you. Not as expensive as the restaurants in town.

You do realize most foreigners do not know fish have a head and tail!

Or chicken have a head and feet.