Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Explorer8939]

It appears to be pretty straight forward.

It looks like the VLT uses the "RioCard Mais". Great. I think I still have one of them.

[World Jockey]

Ten years ago I visited the Centro termas plus Monte Carlo in Copacabana, .......

Some great reporting you did here. Salute.

[Vagabundo1]

Again, you land in SDU, you go to sexyhot and have a dupla with duda and stephany, and then take the metro to copa.

Otherwise, you might lose 4 to 21 reais in local currency.

Or as shakespear said, to be rich stay away from your drink and your hoar, unless you are in Brazil, then hoars are cheap like value meals.

Vagabundo just fucked a negra bare, but cpf (cost per fuck) is like 300 pernoite plus 300 meals plus 50 uber for 2 fucks.

Just go to vagabundo's private tour of prives with girls who bareback, anytime you lads want, just send me a PM, and I will be glad to go with you for the price of my first hoar, or even for free if you are a NATO member or Swiss citizen, as I am both a swiss banker, and a retired lieutenant commander, SWISS NAVY.

I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.

[Explorer8939]

I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.

Yes. If I set up Uber in Brazil for my one holiday I take there every year, then transport from Santos Dumont would not depend on the taxi thieves based there.

[OldKool]

Awesome reports you laid pipe like an oil line. I had a buddy who did 11 days recently. He is in the DR as an expat. He did not have your knowledge. He was not impressed by the quality of the ladies. He implied that average quality in the DR and Columbia was better. Like Ibn I had always heard that Rio was the Mecca for sex tourism. Once again Ibn you knocked reporting out of the park.

Thanks for contributing to the forum. Looks like you made up for your 10 YR absence. Good Read, everyone should benefit from reading these reports!!

[Nounce]

... but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana...

It depends. I think you know that. I paid Uber $27 from SDU for about 3 km.

[Mr Enternational]

I am thinking about taking the train to the Carioca metro, and then down to Copacabana. The metro in Copa is kind of far from the beach, but taxis at Santos Dumont charge an arm snd a leg to go to Copa.

I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.

[Nounce]

...The hassle is getting whatever card works on the VLT and then getting a metro card....t.

It appears to be pretty straight forward.

[Nounce]

... A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda....

There seem to be are many mentally unstable people around the area. I was startled by someone like her who pretended try to hit me in the same neighborhood.

[Vagabundo1]

Here's a map of Centro.

I think the lessons learned are:

1. Know where Hospital Aguiar is -- to keep it simple, it is near Central train station (100 m south).

2. Have a buddy who can do first aid and get you there.

3. What are the other details? That is lapa district near our favorite centro prives.

4. Train boxing. I won't go into details but I was assaulted by a dude with the exact same kind of knife last week, but I: A) immediately took out my pocket knife which he saw, took out my taser flashlight b) started backing up in a good boxing stance, and ran away. This was in the side streets off of Metro Uruguiana.

I do believe that the media coverage of events like hamas x Israel are heightening the copy cat violence.

Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...o-do-rio.ghtml

[Vagabundo1]

Thanks, senor sperto.

I translated it.

A Russian tourist was stabbed this Sunday morning (15), during a robbery, on Avenida Chile, in the center of Rio.

The man was walking through the area accompanied by a Ukrainian tourist when the couple was approached by a woman carrying a knife.

The Russian tourist was injured and taken to the Souza Aguiar Hospital, in the city center, by Security Guard agents. According to the Military Police, the man is not at risk.

In a statement, the Military Police reported that agents from the 5th BPM (Praça the Harmonia) arrested the woman involved in the robbery, who was recognized by the victims. She was identified as Vaniele dos Santos. G1 was unable to contact her to hear her version. The knife used in the crime was seized.

Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...o-do-rio.ghtml

[Sperto]

Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...o-do-rio.ghtml

[Sperto]

Thanks Ibn Buttita for your outstanding reports.

[The Critic]

For the second time this year, I made a return, after a decade's absence, to a mongering pilgrimage destination (is "mongerage" in the Urban Dictionary? Like a spring visit to Pattaya, Thailand, my trip to Rio in late July reprised the enjoyment of my earlier exploits in this most marvelous (mongering) city. Quoting (plagiarizing?) myself from the German FKK forum, "This spring and summer work commitments and layovers allowed me to visit Pattaya, Rio de Janeiro, and Bernd's; I feel like I made sacred journeys to the Mecca, Rome, and Jerusalem of the mongering world.

Thanks for contributing to the forum. Looks like you made up for your 10 YR absence. Good Read, everyone should benefit from reading these reports!!

[Ibn Buttita]

Ten years ago I visited the Centro termas plus Monte Carlo in Copacabana, the area where I stayed then. But I never made it to Solarium in the Lagoa neighborhood. At some point in the intervening years I registered on the Solarium website, probably to get the promised room price discount in case I ever did visit. I finally did visit this trip, choosing it for my last night in town, because the Centro termas were closed, but also because it gnawed at me to miss trying a place rated as one of the top termas in Rio. Something that really surprised me was the ease of getting there from Centro. An Uber from my hotel cost only about R25 and took less than 20 minutes despite it being a rainy night; it looked so far away on the map! (On the return I took a waiting taxi, double the Uber price, but understandable since it was around midnight).

Solarium is discreetly tucked away on a side street in the leafy Lagoa neighborhood, and I expected its humble faade to cover a more grandiose interior. That was not the case; every aspect of Solarium was smaller and lower key than I expected, from the locker room to the sauna (really a steam room, which made up for its small size with volcanic heat), to the boite, to the bedroom (more on those ahead). But what it lacked in size was made up for in the desk staff's friendliness when I arrived. One of the young ladies at the desk explained to me in flawless English the way the place operated. It made me almost not mind the biggest thing at Solarium, the price for taking a girl to a room. At least paying the R150 entry charge in cash got me a free drink ticket. But about that R40 discount off the room price for signing up on the website? It's very limited in what you can do with it: the desk staff told me it was only good on Monday nights, and it had to be presented at the desk upon arrival. In the end the total cost beyond the entry fee was R765, including a drink for the girl I met, discounted a bit for paying cash.

One of the draws of Solarium were reports on the girls, mostly indicating a fine lineup (the best in Rio by some accounts), and suggesting more prevalent loiras and brunas. As my previous reports of this trip indicate, I am enamored of negras and mulattas and like my morenas (my preference when I am at a German FKK as well), but I was looking forward to finding myself in a room of Gisele bendchens and Adriana Limas (well, younger versions of them). This was not the case. The girls were just about all morenas, wearing the kind of dresses they would for a night out at a fine restaurant; sexy enough to show off their figures, but nothing eye-popping in other words, dressed like a girl you could bring home to mother. This was definitely a contrast to the other venues I'the seen. Overall, there was a sameness about the girls.

I did have a good view, and a good seat on one of the couches near the bar, because that night was not crowded with either with girls or guys. The boite was not sparse, but even a little more populated and it would have been too full given the small size of the space; it was not much smaller than at other termas, but I expected something more expansive. The reason the number of girls and guests was apparently less than normal was the rain keeping ladies and guests away, at least according to the girl I met. I wouldn't call the room subdued, but then again it didn't have a Michael Jackson impersonator fucking in the open either.

With the open sightlines I was able to spot someone who piqued my interest. She was a black-haired, olive skinned petite girl with a plunging neckline dress. I gave her a wink and a wave from across the room and she joined me on a couch and for a drink. My first few halting words in Portuguese, and my phone's translator app turned out to be completely unnecessary since Mayu was fluent in English. So for the first time on the trip I wasn't tied to technology to interact verbally with a lady. This allowed for a good conversation, since she was whip-smart, a soon to be university graduate with her sights on graduate school for business. She was intelligent but adorable too, with a look so young and fresh that I figured her 18 or 19 rather than her 23 years (I'll admit that the phrase "jail-bait" came to mind). Maybe my favorite thing about her was her voice; before my trip I watched some three-minute Brazilian Portuguese lessons on YouTube and Mayu had the same cute accent as equally adorable Paloma, the host of those videos. I eventually sensed Mayu getting antsy for me to take her to a room; when I asked something about the rooms at Solarium she practically leapt up and said "You want to go to the room?" Well, yes I did, and so she left me there to get ready and fetch me.

Getting ready involved her changing into lingerie and then coming to lead me to the bedroom. I had seen a couple of girls in lingerie in the boite earlier (one with a bra with open cups showing off her nipples), but I just figured they were the exceptions to the conventional dress code. So when Mayu came to get me I was very pleasantly surprised, proud as she took my arm and guided me out to the room. The bedroom procession was interrupted by taking a telephone call at the towel-distribution room on the way to the bedrooms, where the front desk staff member on the other end of the line asked me to confirm my intent to take Mayu for a session, and the price. A good way to avoid misunderstandings and worse ramifications, but a little weird; I wonder about the ugliness of the incident that must have caused them to put this system into place.

Inside the room I quickly showered, stepping back next to the bed (not needing to move far at all it was a very small room, almost like a cabin on a ship, but it did not feel cramped thanks to wall mirrors). There I looked down to see Mayu lying sprawled on the bed in her white panties and bra, looking coquettishly up at me. I dropped the towel and lay down to kiss her, unclasping the bra to reveal her little nipples, on which I lavished attention with my lips and tongue. I did the same with her pussy when I pulled down Mayu's panties, and when it was my turn for oral she performed nicely, the experience heightened by the eye contact from this cutie. Her spinner body made it easy to thrust her up and down on my cock, in cowgirl and reverse. While I wouldn't rank this session with Mayu as high on the safada scale as other encounters in Rio, it satisfied as a wrap up for my termas tour. But there was still more to come on this my last night in Rio.

Solarium was fun, but I wanted one more taste of the pulsating Centro sex scene. This meant at this hour a trash visit, and I had yet to get my dick wet at Club 202 so that was the place. The taxi ride there from Lagoa was fast, so within a half hour I spanned the (roughly) opposite ends of the Rio mongering spectrum, from the penthouse to the trash room (not really fair, Club 202 was reasonably clean).

The place was not very full as the hour approached midnight, just a couple of staff behind the bar, a dj, and two or three ladies. A caramel-haired morena was standing right at the bar, and her thicc, slutty look made me not need to go any further. Lia and I shared a few of Antarctica beers standing at the bar as I grabbed her juicy ass, with her flirting strongly to get me up to a room. We did just that (I went for an hour at R150), and upstairs I found the rooms to be very basic, essentially with plywood walls, but clean enough.

I was getting a bit buzzed, Lia beyond that, and the session was like a drunken hook up. The kissing was not as unleashed as that situation should involve, and Lia was a bit limited in oral given and received. Overall the sex was nothing to write home about, but Lia was appropriately trashy for my only fuck at a trash. A key box ticked to close out this Rio trip.