Rio de Janeiro Reports

[WyattEarp]

For those who didn't receive this email, and are eager to help this for-profit enterprise fill its begging bowl:

"Dear clients and friends.

For the last 21 months, the Coronavirus has devastated our travel business in Rio de Janeiro, leaving us financially and emotionally crippled. As you can see in our photo, one of our stores had to close and we've downsized to a single store.

Today, we're asking for your help in making sure our business will survive this pandemic.

Please take a look at Blame It On Rio Travel's GoFundMe page, and you'll understand what we've gone through in the last 21 months of the Coronavirus. It has greatly damaged our business. I hope you can help us out with a donation.

Please click here to visit our Go Fund Me page and help to ensure you have a home away from home here with us in Rio de Janeiro..

Interesting pitch. Didn't Bobby set-up a Gofundme page a few years back when he had a break-in at one of his offices?

I myself find these Gofundme initiatives for profit enterprises or startups perplexing.

How old is Bobby by the way? I thought he was older twenty years ago. Does he have some Brazilian filhos he needs to support?

[WyattEarp]

As I've said, the reader should take into account when a contributor has not actually been in Rio for years and will not come again for 6 months.

I surmise you live in Rio. That's pretty cool.

[Vagabundo1]

I am actually ap shopping. There are nearby condos. The downside of Transamerica is that the aps have no real kitchen. Realistically, it will be after carnaval due to pricing / availability. My intent is to keep staying here at less than 20 USD a day through the crazy season.

Much of my writing is self talk, as I am charitably, working on middle age health issues myself.

That said, see the Joe Rogan podcast with Peter Attia on health for men.

You should have 4 x 45 minute workouts a week of cross training. (olympic lifting / cardio). My check the box 30 minute workout is.

3 x3 clean and jerks.

3 x2 heavy bags (the golden gloves. I lost to a guy who lost to mike tyson -- in a decision).

160 meters of swimming.

Diet:

As much tea (mate) as possible. Local pro tip: buy the tea leaves at mega matte, brew it in the sun on your balcony. Your body is 60% water, your lungs 83%. Tea is a diuretic -- ie it sucks the poison out of your system.

On my own, I carry some protein in 250 ML pill bottles. 10-15 grams of protein an hour. When trying to lose weight, as I usually am (50 pounds over my college fighting weight, but in 2014 when I was banging women here I got down to my college boxing weight). Men, having testicles, will react to lifting weights until old age, which can be fought by said lifting.

I am pushing it to try to keep up with the ladies.

I will spare the details of my lastest tricks. 500 pernoites with a solarium MMA diver girl is fun. Though, I avoid a boate when I take a mini relationship out of there. Mma diver has bought me new bedding two weekends ago, and new cloths last weekend. This is a long time in hoaring time frames.

Retired at the Transamerica! That's shooting high. Awesome.

[Kafka]

Haha Cane the butt lover. Frango Asado. Literally LOL.

For non Portuguese speakers it means "roast chicken". That is anal from the missionary position. Girl looks like a roast chicken in this position. LOL. The Brasilians are so creative. I also love MMPP or "mama and papa". This is what they call missionary because it's the boring sex position your parents used. Hahaha. They are great this way.

Of course the fact we call it missionary is even funnier. Naming a sex position for a church monger (in the true sense of the word monger). How incongruous.

Quatro is Colombian for doggie.

[Golfinho]

Retired is the key word.

Retired at the Transamerica! That's shooting high. Awesome.

[Steve 9696]

This is a never-ending debate. Well, I'm here to tell you that you that I'm living proof that you don't have to speak Portuguese in order to have mind-blowing sex in Brazil! Does having the language enhance every other aspect of your experience, including the sex? Of course it does. But you don't need it to have great sex in Brazil. The only language you and your partner need to know is that of what happens when bodies start clapping! From doing the wild thing LOLOLOL! Just learn a few words and phrases here and there. Remember things that you will want to repeat over and over. Like "completa", "sexo anal", "sem camisinha", and "frango asado" hahaha! And you will be just fine. Trust me!

Haha Cane the butt lover. Frango Asado. Literally LOL.

For non Portuguese speakers it means "roast chicken". That is anal from the missionary position. Girl looks like a roast chicken in this position. LOL. The Brasilians are so creative. I also love MMPP or "mama and papa". This is what they call missionary because it's the boring sex position your parents used. Hahaha. They are great this way.

Of course the fact we call it missionary is even funnier. Naming a sex position for a church monger (in the true sense of the word monger). How incongruous.

[The Cane]

This is a never-ending debate. Well, I'm here to tell you that you that I'm living proof that you don't have to speak Portuguese in order to have mind-blowing sex in Brazil! Does having the language enhance every other aspect of your experience, including the sex? Of course it does. But you don't need it to have great sex in Brazil. The only language you and your partner need to know is that of what happens when bodies start clapping! From doing the wild thing LOLOLOL! Just learn a few words and phrases here and there. Remember things that you will want to repeat over and over. Like "completa", "sexo anal", "sem camisinha", and "frango asado" hahaha! And you will be just fine. Trust me!

[Vagabundo1]

Retired is the key word.

How does an ex-lieutenant commander / attorney find the time for a job?

Several hours from RJ up the mountain road to Novo Friburgo can be found 'white people. ' And don't forget your Corinthians shirt when you're in Sampa.

[Golfinho]

there are the whitest white people in Brazil. They are called gauchos, they are from Rio Grande do Sul.
I am an english teacher here. But the way my brain is wired is from: 4 years of officer candidate school and boxing during college in groups of dozens of fighters and or fellow soldiers, then 4 years of standing in front of mobile infantry dropping onto planets to squash bugs n groups of hundreds, then years of teaching kids in high school and coaching kids in football, and then law school, and then working at a law firm, hedge fund, and in the courts where in the cases I took I always won. So, I pick up social cues, micro expressions.

How does an ex-lieutenant commander / attorney find the time for a job?

Several hours from RJ up the mountain road to Novo Friburgo can be found 'white people. ' And don't forget your Corinthians shirt when you're in Sampa.

[Golfinho]

For those who didn't receive this email, and are eager to help this for-profit enterprise fill its begging bowl:

"Dear clients and friends.

For the last 21 months, the Coronavirus has devastated our travel business in Rio de Janeiro, leaving us financially and emotionally crippled. As you can see in our photo, one of our stores had to close and we've downsized to a single store.

Today, we're asking for your help in making sure our business will survive this pandemic.

Please take a look at Blame It On Rio Travel's GoFundMe page, and you'll understand what we've gone through in the last 21 months of the Coronavirus. It has greatly damaged our business. I hope you can help us out with a donation.

Please click here to visit our Go Fund Me page and help to ensure you have a home away from home here with us in Rio de Janeiro.

Love you all.

Bobby R. Frischman.

Blame It On Rio Travel.

[Nounce]

...I paid 80 reais for a salad with chicken, a coke (for daisantra), and a orange juice today when we spent the afternoon at the top floor pool deck of the Hilton. Think about living for a month, maybe even supporting a family on 284 a month, the next time you pay 250 for a half hour of sex at your favorite terma, or pay 75 reais for a half our to shoot a wad at your next prive / clinica session...

I started the day going to Starbucks on the Monday that was a national holiday about a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to get a toast that was R $ 7 and a coffee that is more than R $10. There was a large number of visitors buying Starbucks souvenirs. I didn't want to wait in line because I carried a heavy laptop with me. I went upstairs to check out the place. There is a seat that you can see Sugarloaf mountain so I sat there to wait. My seat was immediately taken when I decided to go downstairs. I left and came to a local place that had a salgado and cafe combo for R $7. But the place was filled with firemen waiting to get breakfast. I moved on and arrived at Uruguayan station to find bread with egg and coffee that costs R $3.

It was a holiday so almost all restaurants are closed.

[Xpartan]

Pros and cons of carnival.

Pros.

+ Girls will bring their friends and do orgies. I once did a pernoite reverse gangbang with 4.

+ Dancing in the streets at blocos, if you train martial arts train harder.

Cons.

- costs 100% higher than normal.

- if your a self made diabetic due to your diet and unable to defend yourself due to lack of exercise then skip carvaval, in fact leave Brazil and don't come back.

Dude, your last sentence. Come on! That's harsh!

If it gets to the point when you have to physically defend yourself in the street of Rio de Janeiro, you likely have done something wrong to arrive at that situation.

I'm not saying you can always be in control in a foreign country, but there are plenty of things you can do to avoid becoming a victim.

Some of us aren't in the best of shapes, but that doesn't mean we should stay aside and let you, fit, beautiful and ex-military people, have all the fun in the world, LOL.

Like the bard said: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

Rio Carnaval is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Every man with blood flowing through his veins must see and insert himself into that madness once. But I surely won't do it again, hence once-in-a-lifetime, LOL.

[DiverOyster]

I have been to 2 a2 in Botafogo many times through the years. It's a good club with a good cross section of people, from good average to a few 10's. On the other hand I have never been to ASHA in Barra as it is relatively new but I have spoken to many girls who've been there and they say it's the best. The place is new, big and the people are young and hot. My 2 cents enjoy!

Also 1000 reais is a little high to pay the girl but if shes really hot and because of her you get to swap at least 2 to 3 times with another hot girl then the extra few dollars shouldnt matter much. Occasionally you may come across a girl who says shell swap but in the club she refuses to. On the other hand you can get a girl who is a great partner and even initiates a swap, theyre the best. Good luck.

Thanks RioBob. You are our resident expert on the swinging scene in Rio. Yes, if I can swap her for just one hot civilian I would consider the 1000 an absolute bargain for the experience of banging a hot cv. I have decided to go to ASHA since I read that it's the most modern and beautiful swing club in Rio.

[SoberHans69]

Up to a couple of days before carnival all should be good and the same after. Everybody needs to make money.

Brilliant, thanks.

[Vagabundo1]

Pros and cons of carnival.

Pros.

+ Girls will bring their friends and do orgies. I once did a pernoite reverse gangbang with 4.

+ Dancing in the streets at blocos, if you train martial arts train harder.

Cons.

- costs 100% higher than normal.

- if your a self made diabetic due to your diet and unable to defend yourself due to lack of exercise then skip carvaval, in fact leave Brazil and don't come back.

Going to try and make my first trip to Brazil, third time trying, around about March time.

Planned to go at the end of February but just realized this is Carnival time and won't be ideal for mongering.

How many weeks before Carnival is mongering normalish and how long after does it get back to normal?

Thanks.