Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her. Moreover, after having a few meals with the non pro and her sister, and her mulatta child, the non pro drops this bomb: My baby daddy is suing me for custody or something like that and he will not give consent to leave the country, but I'd love you to take me to Florida.

Fortunately, Vagabundo, being a vagabundo, was playing game, successfully he might add, to penetrate to her seniors, a boss of an important government agency, as well as to network in her office, with the drivers of some heavily armed vehicles. Vagabundo, having acquired the data he was after simply asked her to stop one night on the heavily trafficked drive through Jardim Botanico, borrowed her umbrella, and hit the street to link up with a fellow patriot, to hunt, hunt for pussy, because her bundaoaoaoaoaaoao gggg was going to be too much of a walrus whale blubber of heinous fat for even a humble spy on a the salary of a retired Commander, British Navy to fuck. NFW.

Vagabundo headed out the door of the Hotel Transamerica at 09 h, just in time to catch the luxury bus to Centro. It is rainy. This time of year one must check the forecast if one plans a viagem with a girl.

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her..

[The Cane]

My time is better spent with other enjoyable, high class members of ISG. Life's too short to be spent with negative people. But HUGE thanks to Natty for inspiring me to make the trip. And thanks to Miami, Zebra, Diver, and one more anonymous ISGer who were a pleasure to hang out with. I respect every one of these classy gents. They're probably in the top 10% of US society, which probably makes them top 1% in the world. I'm talking about financial freedom and mental fortitude / liberty to make mongering trips across the world.

I will never apologize for being a millionaire. I worked hard and put up with a lot of shit to earn my money, and nobody here helped me to acquire one red cent of it. I'll be damned if anybody will tell me when, where, and how to spend it either. What's yours is yours, and what's mine is mine. Unless of course we're talking about the tutes we pass around LOLOLOL!

[Real1]

Hey guys,

This will be my first time in Rio next month. I want to bang as many girls as possible without spending much money. Where can I find the best street hookers for cheap? And where should I stay for the most action? Thanks!

[Vagabundo1]

Frango Assado means literally roast chicken.

It looks like the attached image of a roast chicken.

If you walk around Brazil, you see roast chicken advertised in restaurants as frango assado.

The girl gets on her back, lets up in the air, and put a pillow (traversa) under her ass to elevate the holes desired.

It could also be on the edge of the bed as you describe.

I am sure our linguistic cuninglinguists will advise us, shortly, here on the dead sea scrolls society of penthouse letters in Portuguese, haha.

Great storytelling as always, but.

Frango Assado, at least in my perusal of GPArena, means something else, I think. It's her on a bed's edge, legs up.

Missionary, I believe, is called PPMM or papai mamae, which makes perfect sense IMHO.

[Xpartan]

Vagabundo headed out the door of the Hotel Transamerica at 09 h, just in time to catch the luxury bus to Centro. It is rainy. This time of year one must check the forecast if one plans a viagem with a girl.

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her.

Vagabundo mongered up to the 3 d floor of RB156 with his capucinno, fohlo camarao, and acai. He popped his generic viagra, and cialis, just a piece not the whole thing, and made a plan. He would cross the street to RB185, to Bel Prazer.

There, he picked his girl, a negra, who it turns out also had worked at 4 x 4. He paid his 120 r for the hour.

Vagabundo lay back, enjoyed the BBBJ, and the kissing, 69. She got on top to ride, and Vagabundo encouraged her to slap his face. She seemed to like this.

For any monger to really enjoy Rio, it is essential to master the sex language.

Chupa meu piroca means suck my dick.

Garganta profunda means deep throat.

Chupa meu saco means suck my balls.

Etc.

Frango Assado means missionary with a pillow (traversa) under her ass to push her pussy and ass up for better fucking.

Great storytelling as always, but.

Frango Assado, at least in my perusal of GPArena, means something else, I think. It's her on a bed's edge, legs up.

Missionary, I believe, is called PPMM or papai mamae, which makes perfect sense IMHO.

[SinfullyKorean]

I don't think he's saying dependence like a drug dependence. Just that you come to rely on it for optimal experience and it becomes hard to go without. I certainly fall in this category. Can I go one round without it? Yep. But it's not as satisfying as a Superman hardon. Likewise I was varying from 20 to 40 to 60 MG depending on the situation. But then had a semi fail one night with two rounds on 40. So next time it was 60. And I've been doing 60 Since because I don't want to bring a knife to a gunfight.

So yeah dependency in that sense is a real thing.

Exactly this. For now, I'm fine. I've been on sex overdrive because of the short 2 week vacation. To be honest, I'd be happy having sex 2-3 times a week (multiple pops per session). I think that's what my libido prefers. Sessioning every day, sometimes multiple times a day is just greed and a luxury =).

[CrowExplorer]

For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her.

Thank you for the novella Vagabundo! I found it both informative and inspiring to read. I hope to live that kind of life someday!

[Steve 9696]

That's an interesting POV. I don't think Viagra and other ED meds actually create dependency. When it first became popular, I and other younger gents used it to enhance our experience and performance. I never had any young women complain either.

Where it might be a problem for some, is when one actually has alcohol and drug dependency and the ED meds help them overcome the deleterious effects of the alcohol and drugs. Of course, there were some young guys who would get drunk off their ass and still hammer like a jackhammer.

I don't think he's saying dependence like a drug dependence. Just that you come to rely on it for optimal experience and it becomes hard to go without. I certainly fall in this category. Can I go one round without it? Yep. But it's not as satisfying as a Superman hardon. Likewise I was varying from 20 to 40 to 60 MG depending on the situation. But then had a semi fail one night with two rounds on 40. So next time it was 60. And I've been doing 60 Since because I don't want to bring a knife to a gunfight.

So yeah dependency in that sense is a real thing.

[WyattEarp]

I'm still a bit wary of Viagra, since I haven't tried it yet. I don't want to depend on it.

That's an interesting POV. I don't think Viagra and other ED meds actually create dependency. When it first became popular, I and other younger gents used it to enhance our experience and performance. I never had any young women complain either.

Where it might be a problem for some, is when one actually has alcohol and drug dependency and the ED meds help them overcome the deleterious effects of the alcohol and drugs. Of course, there were some young guys who would get drunk off their ass and still hammer like a jackhammer.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo headed out the door of the Hotel Transamerica at 09 h, just in time to catch the luxury bus to Centro. It is rainy. This time of year one must check the forecast if one plans a viagem with a girl.

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her.

Vagabundo mongered up to the 3 d floor of RB156 with his capucinno, fohlo camarao, and acai. He popped his generic viagra, and cialis, just a piece not the whole thing, and made a plan. He would cross the street to RB185, to Bel Prazer.

There, he picked his girl, a negra, who it turns out also had worked at 4 x 4. He paid his 120 r for the hour.

Vagabundo lay back, enjoyed the BBBJ, and the kissing, 69. She got on top to ride, and Vagabundo encouraged her to slap his face. She seemed to like this.

For any monger to really enjoy Rio, it is essential to master the sex language.

Chupa meu piroca means suck my dick.

Garganta profunda means deep throat.

Chupa meu saco means suck my balls.

Etc.

Frango Assado means missionary with a pillow (traversa) under her ass to push her pussy and ass up for better fucking.

This is what some mongers like to call missionary anal.

All through it, Vagabundo made nasty talk such as Quero vc fuder uma mulata come seu mao endentro buceta dela. To which the girl responded, vc quer isso agora. To which Vagabundo responded, proxima vez. Then Vagabundo encouraged, Vc e policia, Quero vc fuder uma loira com seu mao endentro buceta dela. Vc quer? This nasty talk made her ride harder, and she seemed to enjoy the audio novella of her violent, whacked out world which is the sacred and profane of Rio de Janeiro at war with itself, a class war, between rich and poor, black and white, shades of humanity, judged by colorism, by uniform, by social standing as surely strait jacketing as in the new classic novel and netflix movie, White Tiger.

Sure, you can be a yankee imperialist, but the girl will like it better if you speak her language, even if your portuguese sucks.

Vagabundo did request and was granted frango assado, and in that position he penetrated the anal passage of the girl. A nice tight ride up a strong, healthy, beautiful booty. She asked for 50 tip for the ass, which is fine.

It makes it all worth it.

Vagabundo shot his first load into the pink, intentionally translucent (comes in a light blue wrapper in the local pharma) up her booty. That was at the 30 minute mark.

Vagabundo showered.

He came back to the bed, and kissed, and exchange numbers, which later came up as "4 x4 . " from 3 years ago. Vagabundo knew he had seen her before.

Vagabundo suggested chupa meu piroca.

Meia Nove means 69.

De Quatro (sounds like "gi quatro") means doggy style.

Oh, that bunda, that nice jiggly, firm, athletic bunda.

Vagabundo came again, thinking about flooding her pussy with his sperm, and about flooding the world with his heirs.

The hour was pretty much over, and certainly, Vagabundo's balls were drained.

"Hope you got your things together.

Hope you are quite prepared to die.

Looks like we are in for nasty weather.

One eye is taken for an eye.

Don't go out to tonight.

Its bound to take your life.

There's a bad moon on the rise".

-Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Vagabundo picked up some things he had on order in Centro.

He was a bit knackered after a nice morning of nasty fucking, so Vagabundo, uncharacteristically, took an indriver (the app that allows the user to set his price) back to Transamerica where he caught a nice afternoon nap. Thoughts of the other mulatta fluttered in his head like reindeer at christmastime in a child's imagination.

[SinfullyKorean]

And if you really want to blow the doors off your going to want to get some Viagra. You said you went a bit floppy at times and yep that's going to happen. But no need for it to. When I first hit Brasil on my first trip I did 5 girls at 5 different venues in 24 hours. Don't think I coulda pulled that off without an assist. And going two rounds back to back with 20-30 minutes rest won't happen for me anymore without it. Yeah I could get BJ round two but no way I'm fucking in round 2 without an assist. Also if you get a girl who is older or fatter than you hope but her service is good you will still be able to perform. Highly recommend.

I'm still a bit wary of Viagra, since I haven't tried it yet. I don't want to depend on it. I went limp couple nights ago because I'd already shot twice on back to back days. Usually, shooting twice is enough to satisfy my libido for a few days. Honestly, I was just greedy because it was my last night in Rio. I have about 2. 5 days of mongering left in this great nation before having to head back to prude nation. I'll keep V in the back of my mind for the future. Thanks for the tip, though =) And you're right. It's not necessarily about how hot they are on round 2. It helps, but it's all about the chemistry and their attitude.

700 for a 10 to come to your place is cheap. This probably is true for locals too. I guess your set up is for her to visit and fuck and that is what you get. If you have a chance, go check out the restaurant DOM nearby then let us know what is the price and you can put all of these into perspective.

It was a trophy fuck, and I'm glad I got the chance. The magic kind of wore off because of her relative high price. I've had a few KBs (Korean Babes) in California that reciprocated my feelings and we spent a lot of extracurricular time outside of paid sessions. That's the kind of magic I'm looking for. It's probably not likely to happen here unless I learn the language, which I plan on doing.

Miami shared some of his success stories on SA when we met. He had some great insight / strategy I hope to try next time.

[Sperto]

Speaking as one of those so called cheap charlies, I would just respectfully point out that there is an important point to be made. Vagabundo (and Senor Sperto, and Senor Bubba Boy, and a long line of successful value investors, Warren Buffet, et al) is not so much worried about pricing vagabundo out of the market.

Don't worry, just add the chatos "to ignore list", very useful. Some posters likes to show off like high-rollers. Because of age, physical shape, no chance of scoring regular girls and lack of portuguese skills and game their only solution to get some nice p*ssy is to overpay on their one weekend holiday. Some of them make excuses that the "cheap Charlies" can't afford paying what they pay. No matter what I buy, overpaying makes you look like a fool and will definitely not gain the respect of the GP.
The good is that I love meeting GPs that are receiving money from their US boyfriends. In between talking sweet to their BFs on Skype I f*ck their GFs for free. Sometimes I banging them just next to the laptops (bought by their BFs) where their BFs are calling them.
The bad is that it's no longer possible to share the best information on this forum, that's why I stopped sharing my privë lists. If you post info about this fantastic newbie that just started to work on a certain privê in Centro, then she'll be ruined by overpaying jerks. That sort of info can only be shared by PMs.
Have fun, Senhor Vagabundo.

[Nounce]

And Maria (the one 10 I've met thus far), kind of ruined my fantasy with her high price. It's nothing compared to what I'd pay in the states. But I think I prefer the 1 HR fantasy at a prive.

700 for a 10 to come to your place is cheap. This probably is true for locals too. I guess your set up is for her to visit and fuck and that is what you get. If you have a chance, go check out the restaurant DOM nearby then let us know what is the price and you can put all of these into perspective.

Next time, if you are quoted a high price, or before getting a price from the girl, remind them you are not Japanese. lol.

[WyattEarp]

Thanks Sinfully Korean for your copious posts. Great stuff in both the SP and Rio forums. My only slight advice to you is not worry about the prices quite so much (sounds like you CAN afford it) because when back in the states you will wish you hadn't.

Yeah, you never go back home and worry about what you paid in Brazil. It's all good.

My regrets come when I get caught up in the action and I forget to call a Brazilian girl to meet-up. Sometimes they were the hottest fuck in recent memory and I'm quickly on to other things during a short stay. Sometimes I haven't even hooked up with a hot girl that I forget to call, but the mind unfairly projects that she would have been incredible in bed.

Steve here is pretty good at extending out those great encounters.

[Steve 9696]

Thanks Sinfully Korean for your copious posts. Great stuff in both the SP and Rio forums. My only slight advice to you is not worry about the prices quite so much (sounds like you CAN afford it) because when back in the states you will wish you hadn't.

And if you really want to blow the doors off your going to want to get some Viagra. You said you went a bit floppy at times and yep that's going to happen. But no need for it to. When I first hit Brasil on my first trip I did 5 girls at 5 different venues in 24 hours. Don't think I coulda pulled that off without an assist. And going two rounds back to back with 20-30 minutes rest won't happen for me anymore without it. Yeah I could get BJ round two but no way I'm fucking in round 2 without an assist. Also if you get a girl who is older or fatter than you hope but her service is good you will still be able to perform. Highly recommend.