Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Are there 1 or 2 massage parlors in Rio that are the 4 x 4 of massage parlors. I've never done the massage parlors in Rio. Want to try a few on my next trip.

Be specific. What is a 4 x 4 of massage parlors? Massages in Brazil suck (depending relative to what you are used to). Ask PM about the time he went out of his way to be disappointed.

[TjBrazil]

Are there 1 or 2 massage parlors in Rio that are the 4 x 4 of massage parlors. I've never done the massage parlors in Rio. Want to try a few on my next trip.

[Axel Heyst]

This are. The Conceição, 116 Club sounds interesting. Thanks for your posts & reports.

Last Thursday 1/26 <snip> ubered to Conceio. Now this place was on fire that night and the alcohol was giving me peak performance signals. Whole lotta bundas of all varieties. Here the women aren't timid, talked to quite a few, the little beauty sitting against the wall with her amigas das comunidades in white lingerie with her hair and nails all fixed for the night. Man I'm on a roll, solid body, beautiful face and moans and shouts so much that the door man was laughing when he knocked to inform us times up.

I don't remember anyone playing jazz on a tambourine, but hey I haven't seen everything yet!

Conceciao 116, the former Secret Terma, is a gem, a local favorite, where the real carioca on carioca sexuality dominates, where you get friends of friends working girls who give customers good performance because they get referrals from their friends, where there are monica mattos porn star quality bundinhas (not bundaos) on sale for what, like 100 reais, or 20 USD, for 40 minutes. OK, you get a little hand cloth and a mini bottle of soap instead of a towel at solarium, but you know what, that is upscale for Rio's majoriity. It is across the street from DETRAN, the DMV. It is safe, well unless you somehow make yourself a target.

[Vagabundo1]

Conceciao 116, the former Secret Terma, is a gem, a local favorite, where the real carioca on carioca sexuality dominates, where you get friends of friends working girls who give customers good performance because they get referrals from their friends, where there are monica mattos porn star quality bundinhas (not bundaos) on sale for what, like 100 reais, or 20 USD, for 40 minutes. OK, you get a little hand cloth and a mini bottle of soap instead of a towel at solarium, but you know what, that is upscale for Rio's majoriity. It is across the street from DETRAN, the DMV. It is safe, well unless you somehow make yourself a target.

Last Thursday 1/26 stopped by Vila Isabel to take a look. Not much going on, couple pretas hanging out but it was still early. Everyone was bored including the actors in the porn playing on the giant screen. Had a couple drinks and some fat booty in my lap and then meu rosto. The night was still juvenil so paid and was complimented by the desk menina on my cologne, called uber. Dropped off at Buenos Aires 44 climbed the steps, got card and walked into the boate, I was stopped and told a need to be escorted to a table. I actually cannot stand those old tasteless robes, so I didn't get one. At a table near the pole is where they had me sit. A few hotties there but I was looking for numbers. I spoke with couple but they declined by invitation. Paid and Ubered to Conceio. Now this place was on fire that night and the alcohol was giving me peak performance signals. Whole lotta bundas of all varieties. Here the women aren't timid, talked to quite a few, the little beauty sitting against the wall with her amigas das comunidades in white lingerie with her hair and nails all fixed for the night. Man I'm on a roll, solid body, beautiful face and moans and shouts so much that the door man was laughing when he knocked to inform us times up.

I don't remember anyone playing jazz on a tambourine, but hey I haven't seen everything yet!

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/rL01j4TNies

I am actually Clarence Clemons. I faked my own death a while back to come to Rio, along with that chef from New York, the celebrity.

Anyway, I am in bed with Noemie Bilas on a pernoite, 3 pops tonight at the hidro suite at a cheap ass love motel, Lips, in Centro, where you scumballs should take your 4 x4 girls, or even your prive girls, as it is right next to TDM33.

I don't know, I could have said a saxaphone, but clearly I can't do that, but I can bang a tambourine against my thigh, and use my deep baritome to throw in a manly line at the right time to keep it vagabundo.

I am paying the 22 year old negra with a hot ass 300. Reais, and 160 for the Lips Suite pernoite.

I slid my polska keilbasa into her pink and negra pussy 3 times, including once in the hidro, but she needed lube, so we came back to the bed.

Fire.

Last Thursday 1/26 stopped by Vila Isabel to take a look. Not much going on, couple pretas hanging out but it was still early. Everyone was bored including the actors in the porn playing on the giant screen. Had a couple drinks and some fat booty in my lap and then meu rosto. The night was still juvenil so paid and was complimented by the desk menina on my cologne, called uber. Dropped off at Buenos Aires 44 climbed the steps, got card and walked into the boate, I was stopped and told a need to be escorted to a table. I actually cannot stand those old tasteless robes, so I didn't get one. At a table near the pole is where they had me sit. A few hotties there but I was looking for numbers. I spoke with couple but they declined by invitation. Paid and Ubered to Conceio. Now this place was on fire that night and the alcohol was giving me peak performance signals. Whole lotta bundas of all varieties. Here the women aren't timid, talked to quite a few, the little beauty sitting against the wall with her amigas das comunidades in white lingerie with her hair and nails all fixed for the night. Man I'm on a roll, solid body, beautiful face and moans and shouts so much that the door man was laughing when he knocked to inform us times up.

I don't remember anyone playing jazz on a tambourine, but hey I haven't seen everything yet!

[Jazzy Daddy]

Last Thursday 1/26 stopped by Vila Isabel to take a look. Not much going on, couple pretas hanging out but it was still early. Everyone was bored including the actors in the porn playing on the giant screen. Had a couple drinks and some fat booty in my lap and then meu rosto. The night was still juvenil so paid and was complimented by the desk menina on my cologne, called uber. Dropped off at Buenos Aires 44 climbed the steps, got card and walked into the boate, I was stopped and told a need to be escorted to a table. I actually cannot stand those old tasteless robes, so I didn't get one. At a table near the pole is where they had me sit. A few hotties there but I was looking for numbers. I spoke with couple but they declined by invitation. Paid and Ubered to Conceio. Now this place was on fire that night and the alcohol was giving me peak performance signals. Whole lotta bundas of all varieties. Here the women aren't timid, talked to quite a few, the little beauty sitting against the wall with her amigas das comunidades in white lingerie with her hair and nails all fixed for the night. Man I'm on a roll, solid body, beautiful face and moans and shouts so much that the door man was laughing when he knocked to inform us times up.

I don't remember anyone playing jazz on a tambourine, but hey I haven't seen everything yet!

[Turgid]

Never. Some men will always be looking for love in all the wrong places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

In Classicos Sosua DR back in the day I saw girls partying to this tune like there was no tomorrow.

[Xpartan]

When are these lovesick simps going to learn that these hoors aren't yours? No, when you're with them it's just your turn! So make the most of it. The tutes are LOL!

Never. Some men will always be looking for love in all the wrong places.

[Mr Enternational]

Saturday, I met up with some of my friends at a cigar shop (Mixture of ex military and Brazil travel buddies). We drank, laughed and talked shit about our travels and the state of the world in 2023. One of the guys mentioned that international incident of the American who recently killed a Colombian woman that he was in a relationship with. The tourist hired a private investigator and used a friend to send her a personal text to see if she would bite at his advances. When he discovered that she was "Still in the streets" he murdered her.

I tried to hit you up while I was down there but your box was full. This is the word on facebook today: According to the news. The DJ was engaged to the American (about to move and get married with him) she asked for money to him (1000) to play a toque in Bogota. But he discovered, instead, she went to Aruba with another man. Named Santiago. Divorced. Ex wife had an restraining order against his crazy ass.

Within 1 week of my arrival in Brazil, I received 3 messages from members asking if I could do them a favor. Each one said they had girlfriends in Rio and wanted to know if I could tell them if I saw them working in Copa. They admitted that they were sending monthly allowances to pay all the bills. All 3 girls who I was initially asked about, were in fact STILL working. Based on how much money they were sending every month, I saved each of these guys 10's of thousands of dollars!

Either these guys are stupid or they are dumb, but probably both. They met a hooker who they are sending money to and they want to know if the hooker they met is still a hooker? One thing that I keep asking on these threads that has always failed to be answer is why the fuck are guys trying to get into relationships with hookers? Why do they just not meet a chick that is not a hooker if they are looking for a relationship?

In 22 years of going to Brazil and having been in relationships with countless chicks that are not hookers, one thing I have never had to do was send them money or support them. This has NEVER even been asked of me. If you need to pay somebody to tell you that the hooker you chose AND is constantly sending money to is a hooker then just give me the money and I will save you some time (since you are obviously not interested in saving money.).

P.S. A Colombian chick just asked me what I was looking for. I said a good woman that does not beg for money. I then asked what she was looking for. She said a good man that does not think he can buy love.

[The Cane]

Side Note: All 3 girls who I was initially asked about, were in fact STILL working. Based on how much money they were sending every month, I saved each of these guys 10's of thousands of dollars!

When are these lovesick simps going to learn that these hoors aren't yours? No, when you're with them it's just your turn! So make the most of it. The tutes are LOL!

[Bravo]

Saturday, I met up with some of my friends at a cigar shop (Mixture of ex military and Brazil travel buddies). We drank, laughed and talked shit about our travels and the state of the world in 2023. One of the guys mentioned that international incident of the American who recently killed a Colombian woman that he was in a relationship with. The tourist hired a private investigator and used a friend to send her a personal text to see if she would bite at his advances. When he discovered that she was "Still in the streets" he murdered her. He was caught by the police and is now facing homicide charges. We all shared horror stories of guys we knew who had girlfriends in other countries and how these guys convinced themselves that she loves them and is being faithful until he returns.

I shared with them this crazy story that I had never told them in the 2 decades that we had been friends.

About 22 years ago, I was downsized from my company. I received a very nice package (Almost 1 year's pay, plus vacation, sick days, etc). I mentioned on another monger travel board that I was thinking of staying in Rio for 3 - 6 months before I would start the process of looking for a new job. Within 1 week of my arrival in Brazil, I received 3 messages from members asking if I could do them a favor. Each one said they had girlfriends in Rio and wanted to know if I could tell them if I saw them working in Copa. They admitted that they were sending monthly allowances to pay all the bills. And to have spending money, so the girls wouldn't have to work. They wanted me to go to the Hoe triangle (Help, the Beach and Meia Pataca) to see if the girls were still doing programmas. Each one sent pictures and the girls real names so I would be able to recognize them.

Within 1 month, I had about 15 different board members reach out to me asking for the same favor. I think the exchange rate had just skyrocketed to about 3 or 4 Reais to the dollar so guys were living out their wildest fantasies for super cheap. One guy I met was a millionaire and he was supporting 7 fucking girls at the same time! He even gave them business, so they wouldn't have to work any longer. It was crazy reading all of these guys messages and seeing how each one didn't want to admit on the board what they were doing but wanted to know if their girl was still on the programma.

I sat in my apartment and a light bulb went off in my head. Why not start a website where I could charge guys money to investigate whether their girlfriends were still working! I registered a great URL and reached out to my former IT co-workers to learn how to build a website. I wrote up a business plan for a monthly subscription and explained what I would do and wouldn't do for them. For example, I would'nt go into the favelas to see if she had a guy living with her in the house the gringo was paying for. (I explained that all the women had Brasilian boyfriends, they just had to accept this. You are paying me to discover if she is still hoeing.)

I was THIS close to launching my website! I purchased a new laptop, reserved an apartment for 3 months and set up a business banking account. At that time, digital cameras were relatively new, so I purchased a small camera that had a 10 X zoom, so I could snap pictures from a long distance. Everything was ready to go until.... I was on another website dedicated to IT professionals. A female posted a story about how a member was able to look her up personal information based on her website. He showed up at her fucking doorsteps one morning with roses and asked her out on a date! She was shocked because she had no idea that the public could discover the owner of a website and use that info to find out additional information.

That post brought my great idea to a full fucking stop. My entire business was going to be based on me being incognito, I wasn't going to tell anyone that it was my website or what I was doing. I knew going into it that the idea was going to be extremely risky and that I would have to protect my safety by not divulging any association to the website. I decided that it just wasn't worth the risk. I figured that no matter how careful I was, somebody who was much more tech savvy than I was, could figure out it was me. At that point, my life might be in danger, so despite the opportunity to make big money and be able to live in Brazil, I decided to scrap the whole idea.

Side Note: All 3 girls who I was initially asked about, were in fact STILL working. Based on how much money they were sending every month, I saved each of these guys 10's of thousands of dollars!

[Nounce]

Even at the banks they have the "conversion" scam. And I'the forgotten but MR E is right. They have moved from a reasonably clear choice to the more insidious "do you want conversion" and if you say no you think the transaction will be cancelled where in fact it proceeds in the RIGHT way. Decline conversion and rock on!

I know. He did decline but was still robbed. The difference is that this ATM which you can easily see everywhere is not bank specific. It has the best location at GRU too.

[Steve 9696]

My guess is that this is not a bank specific ATM and that is the problem. You want to use an ATM that belongs to a single bank.

Even at the banks they have the "conversion" scam. And I'the forgotten but MR E is right. They have moved from a reasonably clear choice to the more insidious "do you want conversion" and if you say no you think the transaction will be cancelled where in fact it proceeds in the RIGHT way. Decline conversion and rock on!

[Nounce]

...However, I had very bad experiences with BANCO 24 horas.....

My guess is that this is not a bank specific ATM and that is the problem. You want to use an ATM that belongs to a single bank.

[Mr Enternational]

This isn't really a problem with this ATM per se. Banks worldwide try to take advantage of this scheme. There are almost always two options at the time of withdrawal. One that is "conversion" or "convert from USD" or something (no!) and the other is withdraw Reals (yes). Always pick to withdraw in local currency.

Actually the ATM only gives the choice to take the conversion or not. When you decline that it will automatically continue to the normal transaction. When I took out 1000 reais the other day, it would have cost me an extra $20 had I accepted the ATM's ripoff conversion.