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02-16-22 03:54 #26045
Posts: 557Originally Posted by OJeito [View Original Post]
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02-16-22 01:00 #26044
Posts: 1925Originally Posted by OmicronGamma [View Original Post]
Also, while Ilha Grande is not really hidden (and quite a hike from Rio) it is indeed a gem. Highly recommended, but you might want to wife up for the trip.
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02-15-22 21:22 #26043
Posts: 112After I was kicked out of the elite navy seal team training program for a severe lack of muscle mass in my upper torso, I ventured Back to uni in a rural part of the northern Canadian tundra Where after a few years I made the difficult decision to switch majors mid semester to "putaria economics" with a special emphasis on anal cavity sexual exploration.
Still a novice, From that point forward I began collecting Brazilian passport stamps with goals of gathering a multitude of empirical evidence, conducting various field studies in real time, and sharing unbelievable tales with other Brazilian deuce pocket enthusiasts. I've surrendered my time on earth to the life long pursuit of wrapping a skinny girl's butthole treads around my piroca. Add into the equation a night's worth of wild pelvic thrusting and Nothing turns me on more than A cute magrinha who's willing to endure a small amount of pain and discomfort all in the calling for my personal sexual pleasure (and more often her own sexual pleasure too)! Do jeito que eu gosto!
I want to thank all the brasilieras who participated in my long arduous study over the years, especially you special mix of 3 holers (you know who you are)! Without their help I would've never completed my deviant thesis in a timely fashion. Fwiw, I graduated last in my class and my thesis was initially rejected by my male feminist professor dr simp who told me That I would never succeed in my pursuits. Speaking of dr simp, If he's lucky, his haggard over weight slabby-titted wife grants him missionary sex once every fortnight. Odds are he's checking off various errands on his "honey do list" that his lazy wife compiled before he cooked her breakfast with hopes that she will grant him access to her reptilian vagina before the clock ticks onward and another two weeks have transpired. May god help the man who has yet to discover the many treasures that brasil has to offer!
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02-15-22 16:29 #26042
Posts: 40Day 1 report
After a chill morning and flight me (I was sat next to an English speaker who recommended Ilha Grande as a hidden gem in Rio to visit) and my buddy land in Rio Santos Dumont around 2 pm. Bags take ages but easy Uber to the IBIS Centro and checked in by 3 to freshen up.
It's my buddy's first time in Rio so he's revved. As such we head straight down to Dark Room Prive for a presentation. I've read about them on here and had been in touch via WhatsApp so was feeling good. I had forgotten that Monday tended to be a slow mongering day though .3 girls on line up, none doable. The mistress assures that more are on duty Tuesday and to make sure we come back. It's close so we will more than likely come again.
We head to Tabacaria Africana on Largo do Parço. Good selection, good service. We both tend to grab a Brazilian Robusto to try local flavours. Only white rum, which doesn't work as well with my palette. We had passed 4 x4 on the way and I was thinking about relaxing there in a robe but it's still only 4:30. I spend the hour reading my Rio notes on my phone. Some info missing, especially about prices but luckily I had bookmarked a report of distinction by Questner from last year.
My buddy takes some pics of the view and we Uber to Copa. Walk around for him to absorb the atmosphere (while keeping him within 2 blocks of the end goal as my knee is now pretty inflamed and pills not working) then head to EDEN Spa. It was my first spot so had to return. WhatsApp says 8 girls on duty, but only 3 present when we arrive. Doable, but not excellent. 3 have left and 2 more doing the work.
My buddy chooses Milena and off he goes. I deliberate Mel or the 25 minute wait for the other 2 girls. I should have waited. Mel is tall (I'm intentionally going for that this trip) at 1, 65, mulatta but blonde highlights. She didn't show much energy at the presentation and service was professional at best. I enjoyed the long legs everywhere but her vagina was large despite the lube so really had to manoeuvre her to generate the necessary friction for me to nut. Nothing to write home about and yet she had nerve to ask for a tip. My buddy on the other hand had Milena screaming out loud before I could leave the shower. He was a very happy bunny (5 star service including sucking him back up when he was content to rest. His lucky horseshoe is still very firmly entrenched up his ass!) They have single and double rooms there so ask for a bigger one. Before I leave the two other girls are available to see, Jessica (tall and bubbly) and Sarah (red head) were easily better. I'll probably come back. 200 for the hour.
My buddy has googled a place to eat and we end up at Aip and Aipim near by. Only service by the plate where as last time there was an all you can eat option. This was 6 years ago and at the other branch up the road though. Great food none the less. We then go try the previously mentioned Bar Pipa Velha caipirinhas. The Waiter at pipa velha recommends Nossa senhora apartments 1032 and 1017 for good girls. Not sure we can go, but if anyone is feeling adventurous, feel free.
At this point both our mobile internets go down, we are roaming on the same network but even my buddy's second sim doesn't work. We are ready to go check out Mosaico but with no 4 g a local taxi it is. Of course, it's one with a dodgy meter and a hustler for a driver. I give the address with awful pronunciation and the taxi driver pushes us hard to go Casablanca instead. He's even saying the address into his phone to stop there first and get his tip. (speaking of tips, don't ask me about the 'propina' I had been giving restaurant staff for good service. Suffice to say Spanish and Portuguese are not the same language.) This is where even the most basic Portuguese helps and he corrects course. He then shows us pics of Gp's in his phone. 150 - 250. Some good ones. I overhear him telling the Mosaico bouncer that he's brought two gringo's for them but don't make out the rest. Real hustler, total for the ride is 70 reis!!
Mosaico is quiet (not literally) at 11 pm. 6 or so girls. Mostly 6's and 7's on my scale. 150 for 30 minutes, 200 for an hour, 420 or 450 for deluxe room 1 hour, can't remember. 300 exit fee. More girls to come we are promised and there's a lady doing bbq in 5 inch heels; now that's hot! Food was good too, but then so is most Brazilian cuisine! BBQ lady, a blonde and a mulatta catch my eye. I'm pretty sure BBQ lady is not on the roster but one can dream. We sit and wait on the hope more girls come after midnight. The waiter asks my buddy for a tip, who gives him a hundred to change and gets back 2 fifties. I watching to see who breaks first and the waiter gets the 50! At least our drinks are doubled up for the rest of the night now.
A guy from LA takes up the blonde who is the prettiest one there by far and then Luna, a tall (1. 75) blonde comes down. I'm curious. Then Lily, a mulatta (1,65) with those amazing thighs you only find in Latin America comes down. Not initially interested but my buddy is. We all get flirting, and the two girls are friends so Lily starts drifting to me and Luna. You see where this is going.
My buddy likes Lily and I try to normally respect the bro code, normally. Discussions are turning to the dupla, initially at the hotel before Luna reminds me of basic maths and 400 for an hour in the club is probably the better investment. I'm hesitant as I want to see what else is arriving and my buddy wants to smash Lily so we need to talk. We are going back and forth in that way that only two half drunk guys do and no other girls are arriving. 30 minutes later Beer (vodka) goggles are now firmly now attached the 7's are now 7. 5 so I'm ready. By the time I come back from paying, my buddy already has a giant morena on his lap. He's going to be fine.
The shower is awful So I just wash my nut over the sink and wipe down. Then to the business. Lily has changed into lingerie and Luna is stripping. Lily starts on the the, Luna with DFK then they swap. I'm tempted to have Lily sit on my face but after that shower my eyes are wide open! They both move to the the together before I ask them to start playing with themselves while I watch. Luna takes the lead and their kissing is hot! Luna goes to eat Lily out and I start to hit it from behind. Then they swap. Lily is reluctant to eat Luna out but is throwing back on the the and after a few minutes I nut. They have me swapping condoms every time I switch a girl. Also, them being friends is getting annoying now as they are constantly yabbering. We move to 4 hands massage which is pretty good, Luna with firm hands and Lily with soft. Lily then sucks me back up and starts to ride (really really nicely) and then the swap to Luna. The other is always stroking me and DFK.
It wasn't the best 4 way I've ever had and Luna had to facilitate a lot. I think she understands a good bit of English but plays dum. If I had a repeat I'the have just gone with Lily as she's a whirlwind on the the. I come down and my buddy has finished with the giantess is is drinking more quadruple vodka and Fanta! I take some shots and then go pay. Total damage 560. Mosaico is not Casarao but we had a really good time and if Monday is a slow day we will probably go back.
OG.
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02-15-22 06:49 #26041
Posts: 2193That was fun. We will repeat.
Originally Posted by OJeito [View Original Post]
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02-15-22 05:10 #26040
Posts: 695Originally Posted by WyattEarp [View Original Post]
So yeah, I wish I had been in RJ back in the day when Help Disco was rocking and there were pick up girls on the beach. It must have been something. But now is what matters. I don't mind travelling cross town to find some friendly, good looking girls and have a good time. But I am curious. What about Casablanca Club? I will have to check it out when I return to RJ.
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02-15-22 01:21 #26039
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
Some longer-term residents might like the new set-up. It probably helps to keeps the prices of the ladies down. I think guys dropping in for a week or two much prefer the old set-up. Help Disco seemed to bring scores of girls from all over Brazil. There were stunners and girl next door types running around the Disco area. It was also easy to find an afternoon delight on the beach. Copa is much quieter now from a mongering perspective.
Here's a taste of MAB'S at night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQuvtity44
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02-14-22 14:15 #26038
Posts: 112I'd like to respectfully extend a well deserved salute to the friendly ISG'ers I met last night at mosaico in VM for the super bowl watching party. A special thanks to the ISG legend himself, vagabundo, the highly decorated gold star combat veteran and philanthropist to all things monger centric!
I must admit it was quite hard to focus on the game at times with all the sweet tail strolling around in their most sultry of attires. All things considered, The girls did a fantastic job at dividing my attention away from the game and happily so. I knew I wasn't the only ISG'er suffering from a momentary lapse of attention deficit disorder when it came time to get an update on the game. It's funny how a horny plethora of scantily clad youthful beauties can have that affect on the precious yet hardened minds of the average monger in primal search of releasing a colossal sperm deposit deep within the depths of well lubricated vagina pocket. The primitive laws of nature that govern our sexual desires often take precedence in times like these!
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02-14-22 02:09 #26037
Posts: 2021Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
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02-14-22 00:13 #26036
Posts: 404 days in Rio
After a good bit of debauchery in SP me and my will be on Rio from Monday to Friday. I figure most of you on ground will be at the Superbowl Party tonight and we arrive after the Monday Patrol would start but maybe we will be able to see some of you.
Enjoy the game and happy mongering. Can anyone comment on the quality at Dolce Vita nowadays? One of my favourite things is sitting on Copa into the early hours and seeing what passes by.
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02-13-22 23:37 #26035
Posts: 2021Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
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02-13-22 22:48 #26034
Posts: 3257Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
There weren't so many online options, but more real life options. But even 20 years ago, there were online ladies.
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02-13-22 16:49 #26033
Posts: 1165Mr E, how do you rank Rio now compared to 10-15 years ago. Do you like the setup better now or before when help was around.
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02-13-22 15:48 #26032
Posts: 1165Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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02-13-22 14:10 #26031
Posts: 2193There is none of that in barra.
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]