Rio de Janeiro Reports

[WyattEarp]

It is ok to wear street clothes inside RJ termas. I do 100% of the time. I know the perks from easy access, and yeah, I am a party pooper for not going along with the local tradition, but I still prefer to wear my street clothes when visiting the Termas in order to hold onto my phone in my jean pockets rather than to rely on flimsy terma-robe pockets provided.

Having a phone with me when I am with a terma girl and not worrying about the damn thing slipping out of my robe while I am distracted is very important to me ever since I began to use google translate + whatsapp. So, I will stick to my street clothes when in RJ.

Clearly a lot of us subscribe to the "When in Rome" philosophy.

I personally prefer to be in a robe like the local men. I also feel it creates a certain fraternité as the French put it. You can also get down to business quickly.

(I am tall, but I have nice legs. LOL.)

[Mr Enternational]

I have 2 words for you: HOLY SHIT! Looks like you really had a blast. Well, at least your buddy will remember his bachelor party, LOL.

And he still wants to get married after that? Me and my wife went to Brazil on our first anniversary and even though I could not partake in the chicks, just seeing them was enough for me to know I did not want to be married anymore. I left the morning we got back.

[Turgid]

...... in Comparison to Colombia (been there many times), Brazilian girls provide Wayyyyyyyyy better service, more humble, nicer bodies, and it's about 30% cheaper. The girls genuinely care about you. Lately, in Colombia the girls are stuck up and service is decent at best. For example in Brazil of the 5 girls I hooked up with, didn't have to ask even one of them for a BBBJ, it was standard. This is unheard of in Colombia.

- I loved Brazil 10 x over Colombia. Only downside is coming from NYC, I don't think I can do that flight as frequently compared to Colombia (14 hours vs. 5 hours nonstop). That's the only downside. But no question Rio is the better option!! This is coming from someone whos been to Colombia about 8-10 times, and first time to Brazil. The girls are simply just nicer and just as hot if not hotter!! And cheaper, what more does a monger want

Great that you had a blast and agree with you for Brazil over Colombia but do you really find the girls cheaper in Brazil?

[Axel Heyst]

It is ok to wear street clothes inside RJ termas. I do 100% of the time. I know the perks from easy access, and yeah, I am a party pooper for not going along with the local tradition, but I still prefer to wear my street clothes when visiting the Termas in order to hold onto my phone in my jean pockets rather than to rely on flimsy terma-robe pockets provided.

Having a phone with me when I am with a terma girl and not worrying about the damn thing slipping out of my robe while I am distracted is very important to me ever since I began to use google translate + whatsapp. So, I will stick to my street clothes when in RJ.

P.S. Macau Saunas customers have to change their clothes before entering the main lounge and pool areas. I don't mind changing my clothes in these joints because a number of them are true 5 star bordellos with 1st class amenities. I mean who would mind taking off their clothes and stepping into a shower with a sexy Vietnamese girl first thing, to get cleaned up properly before putting on your fake silk sauna robe and entering the main areas. Still, one has to be very careful about the phone slipping out of one's pocket when least aware. Ha ha. It has happened to me a couple of times.

[Xpartan]

Background- went with 7 other people, all of us between 25-35 for a bachelor party, stayed in Copacabana in a 8 bedroom rooftop penthouse. First time for all of us.

I have 2 words for you: HOLY SHIT! Looks like you really had a blast.

The only thing that's wrong about your trip is 5 days. I recently had to cut my stay short due to an emergency at home, and it really sucked. You need at least 10 days to enjoy Rio and justify that long flight. Although I do understand you guys were there on a mission. Well, at least your buddy will remember his bachelor party, LOL.

Nice, detailed report. Good you had a good time in RJ for your first time in Brazil. Interesting using a intermediary to set up Bachelor Party and Yacht Party. Mab's is definitely hit or miss (its heyday has long passed).

NYC to GIG can be hard without a Non-Stop Flight. Hope you can visit again soon despite the long flight.

AA does fly to GIG in season. Based on the past history, I believe from November to March.

And Delta is about to start in December. Still 10 long hours, though.

[GringoItaliano]

How much does it matter what time you go to a prive / massagem / clinica?

The received wisdom among Medellin regulars (including me) is that the best time to hit the cheap Centro casas is either at 11 am, or about 1 hour after said establishments open. If you go too early when or after they open, enough girls will not have arrived yet. If you go too late, the lineup will have already been picked clean and run through by the rush of Colombian guys sneaking out of work for a lunch hour session. So you get a sort of "sloppy seconds" effect. The exceptions might be the higher-end, lower-volume casas outside Centro, like Energy and Loutron.

RJ regulars: do you believe that this wisdom holds true for Rio as well? Is the best time to go in the late morning, around 11, or about an hour or so after a given establishment opens? Or are the RJ prives / massagems / clinicas less time-sensitive than their counterparts in the Medellin casas?

Would you say that there is any difference in this regard between the cheaper and more numerous establishments in Centro and their pricier counterparts in Copacabana and elsewhere in the city?

[The Critic]

Wait so in 4 x4 you're expected to walk around nude in a robe? Personally I wouldn't give a damn. Easier access. What about your feet though and do you get a locker for your things?

I've RTFF for my upcoming trip and missed this little nugget of detail.

You RTFF? Quick Search Results.

I had my luggage in the locker room and the lady who gives you your robe and sandals looked after it.

3) The locker lady is a bit, um, jaded. LOL. I didn't see any robes after standing in front of the lockers for a few minutes then went looking for them and got yelled at. Don't worry, she'll come with slippers and your robe.

Greeted at the front desk by a lady who speaks very good English and was quite welcoming. Dropped all my things in the locker, changed into the threadbare robe and dollar store flip flops. Kept my phone and 200 rs.

When you first enter the reception area you are told the pricing structure and then given a locker key with a number. As I recall, the pricing consisted of your entry, the cost of the room that you choose and the cost of a girl for an hour and you pay before you leave (plus your drinks). I went into the locker room and changed into a robe and flipflops......

Bubba Boy on Termas
As a PSA to we few, I have gone so far as to cut and paste Bubba Boy's guide. I concur with all his wisdom, with some notes of my own.

A Termas works like this: You get greeted by a receptionist at the entrance, they will speak English at the places mentioned above, some in Centro may not speak as much but you will get by. She will give you a key to a locker. You go in to the locker room and put everything in there and change into a robe that is provided. That's right a bath robe. You can elect to wear your Calvin Kliens under the robe or you can go commando and let your boys be free. Flip flops are provided for your feet.

[The Critic]

Background- went with 7 other people, all of us between 25-35 for a bachelor party, stayed in Copacabana in a 8 bedroom rooftop penthouse. First time for all of us.

Nice, detailed report. Good you had a good time in RJ for your first time in Brazil. Interesting using a intermediary to set up Bachelor Party and Yacht Party. Mab's is definitely hit or miss (its heyday has long passed).

NYC to GIG can be hard without a Non-Stop Flight. Hope you can visit again soon despite the long flight.

[AcesOnTheRiver]

Background- went with 7 other people, all of us between 25-35 for a bachelor party, stayed in Copacabana in a 8 bedroom rooftop penthouse. First time for all of us.

Day 1 - we went to Monte Carlo Monday around 7 pm. About 15 girls, amazing quality, only 2-3 other customers there. Ended up paying like 800-900 R, can't remember, this included entry, Drinks, and a 1 hour session. Around 11:00 pm we picked up girls from Casablanca. They charged between 600-900 R to stay from midnight until 5 am. Everyone did two rounds in the bedroom.

Day 2-Did the touristy stuff in the daytime with the statue and sugarloaf. Ended up getting girls from Marakesh around 11:00 pm- same deal.

Day 3- had a mansion pool party setup by an online bachelor party package. It was actually a mansion, about 10 bedrooms and about 6000 sq ft. The main guys name Is Itamar; if you come across him- Use his services, Theres only 3-4 bachelor party package websites for RIO. HES THE MAN. Mansion pool party was lit, it was about a 30 min drive, we had our own DJ, chef, bbq, open bar, and he brought 10 girls. We paid $50 USD each (500 usd total for the 10 party girls- fixed fee) for their presence between 8 of us, you were able to negotiate your own deal to sleep with them. They were the hottest girls we came across in the trip, but charged like $150 USD for one session at the mansion. Only 4 of the boys made a deal. Mansion party went from 2 pm to 10 pm. So decided to call it an early night, very exhausted and chilled at the penthouse.

Day 4- slow day, did haircuts, massages, etc during the day. Went to a proper nightclub at night as part of the bachelor party package, cant remember the name, it had an Italian vibe. Was a pretty nice upscale club and we had a nice VIP table. Some working girls, but none of us really put in the effort to find or talk to one. Left early (2:00 am) which is early for a nightclub, picked up girls from Marakesh, Casablanca, and Dolce vita between 8 of us. Since it was so late, around 3 am, it was slim pickings at the nightclubs, maybe max 5 girls at each maybe but everyone paid 500 or under 500R since it was 3 am and it was only for 2-3 hours tonight.

Day 5- had a yacht party. Same package, DJ, Chef, open bar, with bartender, 10 girls (4 were the same as the mansion party, 6 new ones). Amazing time, noon till 7 pm was the yacht party. Same routine at night, picked up girls between the 3 clubs, between 8 of us around 11-11:30 pm. (600-900 R for 4/5 hours).

Main Takeaways:

-Casablanca was the best club for us, as we got the most girls from there. Dolce Vita is hit or miss, and same with Marakesh. Casablanca had over 25 girls every single night if you go around 11:00 pm- midnight.

-Mabs is crap. Would never get a girl from there, mainly look like drugged up, unfriendly, working girls, no thanks. and theres always only like 5-7 girls there , so its never gonna happen.

-Monte Carlos is the only terma we visited, and it was a GREAT Experience. Unfortunately we were more into bringing girls back to the penthouse and partying for 4-5 hours with them.

- in Comparison to Colombia (been there many times), Brazilian girls provide Wayyyyyyyyy better service, more humble, nicer bodies, and it's about 30% cheaper. The girls genuinely care about you. Lately, in Colombia the girls are stuck up and service is decent at best. For example in Brazil of the 5 girls I hooked up with, didn't have to ask even one of them for a BBBJ, it was standard. This is unheard of in Colombia.

- I loved Brazil 10 x over Colombia. Only downside is coming from NYC, I don't think I can do that flight as frequently compared to Colombia (14 hours vs. 5 hours nonstop). That's the only downside. But no question Rio is the better option!! This is coming from someone whos been to Colombia about 8-10 times, and first time to Brazil. The girls are simply just nicer and just as hot if not hotter!! And cheaper, what more does a monger want

[Chicago85]

One of the things I love about a termas (or a German FKK) is to shower and get into a robe (I always ask for a larger one). And I always go commando underneath (no underwear ever). Then you get into the boate and you've got a hottie tugging on your boner or backing her bubble butt ass crack up on your dick! Street clothes in a termas? Hell naw!

I should have asked for a larger robe. I'm 6'1" and a solid 210 lbs. So not that big, but not that small either. The robes were quite tight and I was afraid that the little soldier would be making regular appearances without the underwear. As it was, a couple of the girls saw me popping out and re-arranged the robe to help cover myself. I did ask two to sit on my lap / leg in Monte Carlo and they told me that was not allowed. This was late afternoon, but I imagine things are more liberal later at night.

[Chicago85]

Yeah, you waaaaaay over paid. But I am glad you enjoyed yourself! I highly doubt the real estate agent was getting 1 K for 3 hours from anyone else at Mabs, so I am shocked that she wasn't ringing your phone off the hook every single night to try and hook up again!!

I agree with you on MABs, but she showed me whatsapp messages from Sao Paulo guys paying 2500 for all night so I got a deal compared to them LOL. She didn't message me once without me first engaging and I could see from her whatsapp and IG that she was out to 5 or 6 am and at some very nice places in Leblon and Barra de Tijuca. So certainly with someone.

While I do visit my share of massage parlors for 200 R I don't mind paying more for some quality. I'll leave the cheaper girls to others.

[Bravo]

MABS: Went once on a Friday or Saturday. Talked with a couple girls whose prices ranged from $60/ HR up to $200/ HR with most starting in dollars as opposed to Realis. Found the hottest girl and best*sex of my trip there. 3 hrs for 1000 R. She was a real estate agent from SP who had fallen on some rough times with work and family to came to RJ for 2 months to work. A natural 9 in my book with beautiful skin, 5'4" and natural 38 dd, 26,38 body. Did all night later in the week, going 11 pm to 6 am for 1500 R. Multiple pops and craziness. I know I overpaid a*little, but I really liked her and she*was starting at 2500 R which she said she normally gets (Scandallo prices!
-Chicago.

Yeah, you waaaaaay over paid. But I am glad you enjoyed yourself! I highly doubt the real estate agent was getting 1 K for 3 hours from anyone else at Mabs, so I am shocked that she wasn't ringing your phone off the hook every single night to try and hook up again!!

[FlappyGilmore0]

Alot of those thugs in the booth next to the DJ in 4 x4 are actual thugs, and some are cops and judges, and some as has been mentioned here are carrying, which is easier in street cloths, and the girls like rubbing their clits on pieces of all types. Some are DEA, some are probably Iranian Navy now a days. Some are Obi Wan and Luke buying their way to points in between.

Wait so in 4 x4 you're expected to walk around nude in a robe? Personally I wouldn't give a damn. Easier access. What about your feet though and do you get a locker for your things?

I've RTFF for my upcoming trip and missed this little nugget of detail.

[Vagabundo1]

Alot of those thugs in the booth next to the DJ in 4 x4 are actual thugs, and some are cops and judges, and some as has been mentioned here are carrying, which is easier in street cloths, and the girls like rubbing their clits on pieces of all types. Some are DEA, some are probably Iranian Navy now a days. Some are Obi Wan and Luke buying their way to points in between.

I always shake my head in disbelief when I see guys in street clothes in a terma. Come on, termas are expensive, it's supposed to be a (somewhat) luxury experience, and besides, why would you make it harder for a girl to rub her naked buttcheeck against your dick and harass you in the boite? I guess it's OK when you're short of time, but I just wouldn't go to a terma if I'm short of time. I like to take my time. I even used to take off my underwear to remove every obstacle to a close contact, but as their robes are getting smaller (LOL), the underwear stays these days. But that's the only compromise I'm willing to make, kkkk.

[The Cane]

I always shake my head in disbelief when I see guys in street clothes in a terma. Come on, termas are expensive, it's supposed to be a (somewhat) luxury experience, and besides, why would you make it harder for a girl to rub her naked buttcheeck against your dick and harass you in the boite? I guess it's OK when you're short of time, but I just wouldn't go to a terma if I'm short of time. I like to take my time. I even used to take off my underwear to remove every obstacle to a close contact, but as their robes are getting smaller (LOL), the underwear stays these days. But that's the only compromise I'm willing to make, kkkk.

One of the things I love about a termas (or a German FKK) is to shower and get into a robe (I always ask for a larger one). And I always go commando underneath (no underwear ever). Then you get into the boate and you've got a hottie tugging on your boner or backing her bubble butt ass crack up on your dick! Street clothes in a termas? Hell naw!