Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

What is cpf? The post below has been concerned. Is that have to do with covid vaccination status? I'm coming from the US so does my white vaccine card work. This is definitely concerning for me since I'm going to be in Rio end of October.

Tax ID number. Like Social Security Number in the US. In Brazil they ask for the number for a lot of purchases you may make, such as at a department store (optional) or when doing some stuff online like purchasing tickets. Some websites will not advance if you do not enter a CPF.

[Questner]

At PM, the right name is https://www.autoviacao1001.com.br/.

[TravelBug2020]

Last Oct, a buddy of mine made our maiden voyage to Rio and had a blast (posted a TR).

Thailand opened up in November and spent 4 weeks there to end the year. Went back to Thailand In Apirl 2021 and just got back last week.

Even in thailand I was itching to get back to Rio so I convinced a buddy to join me end of Oct for a week of craziness.

Last year 4 x4 was yet to reopen but we had a blast in Centaurus, Montecarlo and Solarium (which was our favorite).

Last year although outdated someone had a Google map with adult spots pinned. Does that map still exist and has it ever been updated?

I want to try more prives this year. Last year my buddy and I had a hard time locating shops. So we often "settled" for website freelancers.

My buddy and I like to party and drink to buzzed state with ladies. So nice that 4 x4 has bottle service? And this time will try to check out a disco or two.

Saw some post on here that vaccines will be required for entry as of mid Sept? I'm Vaxed but my buddy isn't yet. Tried to look online and saw no credible mention or vaccine needed for entry to termas etc.

We haven't found a place yet. But looking at Airbnb. Just like in Thailand we like renting a nice place to host some small private parties.

Look forward to getting back and updating our adventures. Thanks for any feedback on my questions.

[TravelGuy79]

What is cpf? The post below has been concerned. Is that have to do with covid vaccination status? I'm coming from the US so does my white vaccine card work. This is definitely concerning for me since I'm going to be in Rio end of October.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Cannot do anything without a CPF. Bus ticket to Buzios? No. Airline ticket? No. Yet OK to check into a hotel without it. So instead of R80 for the bus I took a private car for 200. Not bad value I suppose.

Is the bus company https://www.autoviacao1001.com deliberately trying to kill tourists as customers? Bizarre. I did not try going to the bus station, the web site is your typical rigid data field validation model (irrespective of reality or how asinine) fetishized by disconnected management and owners of the business. No CPF, no sale. No override. Probably I could just front up and pay cash, but they radiate hostility to cash paying customers. Any clues on how this works - or not - gratefully received.

Mr Enternational is indeed correct about lame massage. Meanwhile, I witnessed a foul mouthed (wh) ore flinging abuse and throwing shit at some guy. It is reminder that underneath their practiced smiles and cooing most of the ladies do not like their work or customers. Funny thing is that the more he laughed at her, then a couple of other guys joined in the merriment, one crazy chick turning red and free entertainment for the boys.

[The Cane]

Apples and Oranges when comparing countries, scenes and prices in them. Over the years, I've gone to 3 swing clubs in Rio. A bit more older crowd, but I don't recall any overweight women. Medellin has a nice swing scene, but they tend to be cliquish. As a general rule, it's best to take an open minded lady with you. Go solo, and more than likely, you'll be an observer.

It all depends. At the particular event I went to, it was specifically for couples looking to hook up with single men. I was an observer 100% of my own choosing. I had opportunities, but diplomatically turned them down. There was definitely some "clique" there too since it's very much the same core group of people who travel around the country going to events hosted by the same company (they throw parties in 3 cities).

[Java Man]

Apples and Oranges when comparing countries, scenes and prices in them. Over the years, I've gone to 3 swing clubs in Rio. A bit more older crowd, but I don't recall any overweight women. Medellin has a nice swing scene, but they tend to be cliquish. As a general rule, it's best to take an open minded lady with you. Go solo, and more than likely, you'll be an observer.

[The Cane]

In the States my choice is to lower my standards or go celibate. I can't go celibate. I've reached the stage though where I've got to get out of here.

But I can't get it up for women who fall below a 7 on my scale. So, I choose celibacy instead.

[Mr Enternational]

Similar in many ways to Thailand, though the massage here is lame, nothing compared to the deep tissue in LOS to chill with as the refractory period kicks in.

LOL. So I was on to something when I said I do not even waste my time with a massage outside of Thailand and Philippines?

[Turgid]

A little while ago, I attended a three-day swingers event right here in the USA. And I have to say, it absolutely sucked! I fully expected that it would, but I wanted to prove it to myself once and for all. And besides, it was something to do LOL! So, why did it suck? Well because, virtually all of the women were old and / or unattractive and / or fat! That's why! And there must have been 1,500 people there (men and women). I ended up fucking nobody over the three days. I've long ago become accustomed to fucking hot young girls, and I just don't want anything other than that. The women at the swinger event, I wouldn't fuck virtually any of them for free! And the guys who do, they just don't have better options. Nope, the swing scene is not my thing, and I'm out for good. The women don't meet my optics standards. Now, there are women in my age cohort who I do find attractive, but they tend not to be swingers. So, I don't do American strip clubs (hot girls but can't fuck most of them), and I don't do swing (mostly unattractive, older women who you can fuck for free but, I never will). Not going to lower my standards. I would rather pay up to get exactly what I want in terms of both optics and service. Yes sir, I am a monger thru and thru (hot girls who you can fuck via P4P), and you men are my people! Monger on!

In the States my choice is to lower my standards or go celibate. I can't go celibate. I've reached the stage though where I've got to get out of here.

[Nordico]

I would rather pay up to get exactly what I want in terms of both optics and service. Yes sir, I am a monger thru and thru (hot girls who you can fuck via P4P), and you men are my people! Monger on!

I have smiled many times today trying to imagine you with all those old women. Three days, kkkk.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Day 6: After a few hit and'misses, and after the favela style safari with Mr. E to the environs of Mosaico, yesterday I hit the jackpot in Niteroi, far longer out than I thought, a solid 36 minute uber ride. Lovely girl, blonde, big tits, 21, nordic, spoke English, hot and did everything enthusiastically, swallowed too. Taking her with me to Buzios. It takes a while to get a list of good providers, but after 11 encounters I am getting what many will recognize: pussy fatigue, that is, when the novelty wears off because getting a great range of sex and types is so cheap and easy. Like a food hall. Similar in many ways to Thailand, though the massage here is lame, nothing compared to the deep tissue in LOS to chill with as the refractory period kicks in.

Another excellent interaction was at Nossa583, level 2, dark black girl, easily G cup, young and open everyway, finished all over her big bouncing tits. Walked out with shaky legs and her giggling. Something about mish anal, and the "Oi, Oi" in Portuguesa and feeling the feeling coming on.

So all in all pretty good. Mongering is good, but it needs to be leavened with other stuff, socializing, sport etc. The fly-in fly-out bag as many as you can lasts a few days, even some really young guys in their 20's at 4 X4 admitted that after 2-3 in a day for days on end, they were nutted out. When you add in 15-20 hours of transport, covid tests, airport hassles, the toll is heavy.

The "nutted out" syndrome explains the sex and commitment trap of marriage that presumes sex only goes so far to hook and keep a man around needed for slavery to the state as economic / tax / consumption unit reproduction (baby) support system, for use in wars as canon fodder, taxation for politicians to mostly piss against the wall or give to their corrupt buddies, etc. There are powerful economic forces and vested interests around reproduction stability (consumption) and people singing songs and mythology about flags and nations that is entirely about control. Is there a middle ground somewhere? I never thought I would say too much pussy is bad, but it takes a lot of discipline and organization not to become nutted out, spiritually / psychologically worn out and dissolute, one of those sad, drunk losers we all have seen in our travels. Language plays a big part in remaining connected. Some mongers here are extremely intelligent and speak multiple languages that opens up a whole new world. Better hit the books !

[The Cane]

I am safe and have no reason to be worried, but it has been a while and I should get tested. I'm sure this has been covered but I would be grateful for any info, places, prices etc.

Not sure where you're at, but LabCorps is good. Their most popular panel is $129 and includes testing for about 8 different things. Select your panel and pay online. Then, you can go to any of their labs, no appointment required: https://www.healthlabs.com/.

[Questner]

Apologize for the question, everyone is tired with this malady, but.

'As of September 15,2021, to enter places of collective use, cariocas and tourists will have to prove that they have been vaccinated against COVID-19. Municipal Decree No. 49.335, of August 26,2021, determines that the digital vaccination card of the ConectaSUS application, the vaccination card itself or a letterhead of the Municipal Health Department be presented at the entrance. '.

(Original text: A partir de 15 de setembro de 2021, para entrar them locais de uso coletivo, cariocas e turistas vão another site que comprovar que se vacinaram contra a COVID-19. O Decreto Municipal andº 49.335, de 26 de agosto de 2021 determina que seja apresentada à entrada a carteira de vacinação digital do aplicativo ConecteSUS, o próprio cartão de vacinação ou um papel timbrado the Secretaria Municipal de Saúde.).

https://conectesus-paciente.saude.gov.br/ this site should be used to get a digital card.

So, as tourist, what are exactly my steps to get things done and get this digital card?

[The Cane]

First off, I have no experience with Rio swing clubs. However, it seems most guys here bring something to the party. With no Portuguese, it would seem to be a challenge to interact in a swing club where more interactive understanding is needed. Communication like "Stick your dick in my girlfriend's mouth while I fuck her from behind" and "My wife say you can watch, but please don't touch."

One option is to find termas girls who speak some English and are agreeable to "swing" outside the club. I would spend some time with her in a session at the termas or your place to make sure the two of you are copacetic together. There you have both your "plus one" and a translator.

If you really like attending swing clubs solo, Whatsapp the club using Google Translate to see how amicable they are to a single man with no Portuguese visiting.

A little while ago, I attended a three-day swingers event right here in the USA. And I have to say, it absolutely sucked! I fully expected that it would, but I wanted to prove it to myself once and for all. And besides, it was something to do LOL! So, why did it suck? Well because, virtually all of the women were old and / or unattractive and / or fat! That's why! And there must have been 1,500 people there (men and women). I ended up fucking nobody over the three days. I've long ago become accustomed to fucking hot young girls, and I just don't want anything other than that. The women at the swinger event, I wouldn't fuck virtually any of them for free! And the guys who do, they just don't have better options. Nope, the swing scene is not my thing, and I'm out for good. The women don't meet my optics standards. Now, there are women in my age cohort who I do find attractive, but they tend not to be swingers. So, I don't do American strip clubs (hot girls but can't fuck most of them), and I don't do swing (mostly unattractive, older women who you can fuck for free but, I never will). Not going to lower my standards. I would rather pay up to get exactly what I want in terms of both optics and service. Yes sir, I am a monger thru and thru (hot girls who you can fuck via P4P), and you men are my people! Monger on!