Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Rio Bob]

1. They operate under the guise of massage parlors, but most do offer full service. I think Copa Terapia doesn't offer FS, but I'm not 100% sure I'm thinking about the right place. To take guesswork out of it, check GParena. They have reviews of most establishments in RJ.!

You're correct, I was recently in Copa terapia and they don't provide sex but they do provide an orgasm via a handjob at the end. I got the nuru massage where the orgasm is provided but I'm pretty sure it's not provided for all massages. If you're interested in this type of thing just ask if the massage includes Orgasm which is the word that they used.

[Xpartan]

I've read 100 pages on the SP and almost the same on the RJ reports but haven't found my answers yet, hoping someone can chime in on your monger operating procedures when visiting a terapias or contacting a Garota found online through WhatsApp.

1) I noticed many terapias and Clinicas list different services on their websites, but none say full service. If I don't care about a massage, how do you approach the conversation about wanting full service only? I speak no Portuguese so I'm trying to work this out in my mind for when I walk in I feel less stupid if they don't offer such services LOL. Example:

http://copaterapias.com.br/services/

I don't see full service. All other options seem pricey BTW, and no full service?

2) What is your normal message structure when reaching out to a garota found online or Twitter? If you don't speak Portuguese, do you message them in English or Portuguese but using Google translate? Do you let them know you speak little to no Portuguese? I'm curious about this, here in the States I normally send one message, polite but straight to the point asking availability, duration, incall or outcall, and maybe cost if not known or posted. 95% of the time I get a fast response. Curious what others send through WhatsApp.

1. They operate under the guise of massage parlors, but most do offer full service. I think Copa Terapia doesn't offer FS, but I'm not 100% sure I'm thinking about the right place. To take guesswork out of it, check GParena. They have reviews of most establishments in RJ.

2. Like other people say, straight to the point is the best approach, but I like mentioning how pretty she is. I don't know whether it helps or not, but it surely won't hurt. Do mention right away that you don't speak Portuguese. And regardless of what you do, expect a fair number of flake outs, it's just the way it is.

Cafe Marambaia is worth the trip. The food is awesome, especially paella -- best of my life.

View of Ihla Grande and beach is awesome.

There are several pousadas, and a beach club. Even if you do not have time for a local trip to Ihla Grande or Buzios, a trip to Marambaia with a girl is a good move. Good houses can be rented for 1300 r per month. It is far away, and a dedicated uber driver will be necessary. For the Senhor Spartan's there is a bus. Truly, this is off the grid. You would have to be a real vagabundo to make it here.

This town is undiscovered, and worth a trip.

Sounds like a gem. I love undiscovered gems in Brazil. Thank you!

[EverythingBlue]

Straight to the point is the way to go. The girls don't like long stories. What I usually say in Portuguese is more or less;.

Hi, how are you? I'm a a gringo staying in this or that area or I tell them my hotels name (if I want her to come to my hotel). Then I tell them that I saw positive reviews of her on gpguia. My idea is to tell her that I know what the price should be. I think it works, because I have never been asked more than what the locals pay. Of course, if the girl comes to your hotel instead of you going to her place, the price is slightly, maybe BRL50 higher. Then I ask her what she does and what she doesn't do or how is her "atendimento" and ALWAYS the price. I also mention that I'm going to pay cash. In your case I would mention that you don't speak very good Portuguese, then the girl knows what to expect. Sometimes they answer fast, sometimes the next day and sometimes never.

Before I used to take screenshots of the messages I saw on internet. Below you can see very simple message written by a Brazilian.

This makes a lot of sense, mentioning GPGuia says you've done some DD, I'm glad you shared this info! Hoping it works when I put it to the test next month!

Excellent advice. For those coming from the US, keep in mind you are not doing anything illegal or even out of the norm. Same goes for the girl.

She is offering a service and you are purchasing one. Unless you speak Portuguese and are comfortable with the subtle nuances of the culture and language, it is best to keep your communications short and simple. When you meet in person, show your warmth and friendliness. The girl does not know you. The more comfortable she feels around you, the better.

It's hard to remember that you have that freedom to discuss openly in Brazil, one can only dream one day we'll be able to in the US as well!

[Exec Talent]

Straight to the point is the way to go.

Excellent advice. For those coming from the US, keep in mind you are not doing anything illegal or even out of the norm. Same goes for the girl.

She is offering a service and you are purchasing one. Unless you speak Portuguese and are comfortable with the subtle nuances of the culture and language, it is best to keep your communications short and simple. When you meet in person, show your warmth and friendliness. The girl does not know you. The more comfortable she feels around you, the better.

[Nordico]

2) What is your normal message structure when reaching out to a garota found online or Twitter? If you don't speak Portuguese, do you message them in English or Portuguese but using Google translate? Do you let them know you speak little to no Portuguese? I'm curious about this, here in the States I normally send one message, polite but straight to the point asking availability, duration, incall or outcall, and maybe cost if not known or posted. 95% of the time I get a fast response. Curious what others send through WhatsApp.

Straight to the point is the way to go. The girls don't like long stories. What I usually say in Portuguese is more or less;.

Hi, how are you? I'm a a gringo staying in this or that area or I tell them my hotels name (if I want her to come to my hotel). Then I tell them that I saw positive reviews of her on gpguia. My idea is to tell her that I know what the price should be. I think it works, because I have never been asked more than what the locals pay. Of course, if the girl comes to your hotel instead of you going to her place, the price is slightly, maybe BRL50 higher. Then I ask her what she does and what she doesn't do or how is her "atendimento" and ALWAYS the price. I also mention that I'm going to pay cash. In your case I would mention that you don't speak very good Portuguese, then the girl knows what to expect. Sometimes they answer fast, sometimes the next day and sometimes never.

Before I used to take screenshots of the messages I saw on internet. Below you can see very simple message written by a Brazilian.

[Vagabundo1]

CPF. Cost Per Fuck.

The CPF at VM is 75 reais per half hour, or 120 r per hour, pretty much the same as centro prives, like sexy hot, IE, TDM33/3206, where I went with Jimmy Boy and another rich world monger we met at belprazer today. I sessioned with Stephanie, and one wingman did Karina and Stephanie.

I linked up with Palcon and Dandyman51 at Trattoria, which is excellent as always.

I suggested we go to VM to get oriented. This was 18 h. We took an uber, though I was willing to take the 457 bus from Copa.

We walked through VM from SouthEast to NorthWest, and found nothing of immediate interest.

My plan was to orient the patrol, mark targets, and circle back for further patrols. We walked past Mosaico. We walked to Hotel Canario. We walked northwest out of VM Triangle and patrolled from street walkers, and found some, but none good enough..

[Vagabundo1]

Mosaico was just getting fired up at 21 h. So, on Sundays, the optimal time to get to VM is 20 h or later, and for Mosaico, 22 h or later. Elisa Sanches frequents / ed Mosaico according to the locals. Why? Because that's where locals, even porn stars, go to fuck locals. Eliza Sanches, famous though she is, is far from the top girl at Mosaico.

[Vagabundo1]

At Central, you can buy a registered SIM chip for 12 r. I recommend ViVo as it has the best internet. Recharge it at kiosks.

What would be the best option to buy a prepaid SIM card with internet for 10 days? I understand that there will be at Rio Airport but I would prefer to know your opinions, thanks as always!

[Vagabundo1]

Cafe Marambaia is worth the trip. The food is awesome, especially paella -- best of my life.

View of Ihla Grande and beach is awesome.

There are several pousadas, and a beach club. Even if you do not have time for a local trip to Ihla Grande or Buzios, a trip to Marambaia with a girl is a good move. Good houses can be rented for 1300 r per month. It is far away, and a dedicated uber driver will be necessary. For the Senhor Spartan's there is a bus. Truly, this is off the grid. You would have to be a real vagabundo to make it here.

This town is undiscovered, and worth a trip.

I went to Praia marambaia, one beach after grumari.

It is beautiful.

I am going to ihla grande with Lara Selena (see photo thread) on quarta feira.

Waiting for her to come sit on my face now. And may be to scare up a dupla or two. I've been banging her for 6 years.

[EverythingBlue]

I've read 100 pages on the SP and almost the same on the RJ reports but haven't found my answers yet, hoping someone can chime in on your monger operating procedures when visiting a terapias or contacting a Garota found online through WhatsApp.

1) I noticed many terapias and Clinicas list different services on their websites, but none say full service. If I don't care about a massage, how do you approach the conversation about wanting full service only? I speak no Portuguese so I'm trying to work this out in my mind for when I walk in I feel less stupid if they don't offer such services LOL. Example:

http://copaterapias.com.br/services/

I don't see full service. All other options seem pricey BTW, and no full service?

2) What is your normal message structure when reaching out to a garota found online or Twitter? If you don't speak Portuguese, do you message them in English or Portuguese but using Google translate? Do you let them know you speak little to no Portuguese? I'm curious about this, here in the States I normally send one message, polite but straight to the point asking availability, duration, incall or outcall, and maybe cost if not known or posted. 95% of the time I get a fast response. Curious what others send through WhatsApp.

[Vagabundo1]

I linked up with Palcon and Dandyman51 at Trattoria, which is excellent as always.

I suggested we go to VM to get oriented. This was 18 h. We took an uber, though I was willing to take the 457 bus from Copa.

We walked through VM from SouthEast to NorthWest, and found nothing of immediate interest.

My plan was to orient the patrol, mark targets, and circle back for further patrols. We walked past Mosaico. We walked to Hotel Canario. We walked northwest out of VM Triangle and patrolled from street walkers, and found some, but none good enough.

We came back to VM at 20 h, and settled in at Casa 52, the best casa, with a good overwatch of the street. One wingman found a loira (blond) of good enough quality -- a 7 or so -- and sessioned with her. I went in and found a usual suspect, and banged her. The other wingman also found a loira of good enough quality at 52, and sessioned. We all having busted a nut, we drank Stella for a few minutes more before taking an uber back to copa / barra to sleep well.

[Mangera]

What drugstore? You don't need a medical prescription?

Any drug store, including Pacheco.

[TuneFor]

Has anyone from the UK managed to travel to Brazil recently? Currently it looks like we are prohibited from traveling by Brazil but I've heard about people traveling via Portugal and not having any issues.

I was in UK for 4 months and then within 14 days went to Brazil.

Just don't declare in app that you need to fill up online before getting boarding pass that you have been in UK within 14 days.

It is all bollocks anyway these Covid rules made for sheep and wana be China people.

[Jingo10]

Has anyone from the UK managed to travel to Brazil recently? Currently it looks like we are prohibited from traveling by Brazil but I've heard about people traveling via Portugal and not having any issues.

[Xpartan]

From the picture you can see that Uber got me from Copacabana to the port in Conceicao in 2 hours and 23 minutes. Then from there the boat is 30 minutes at most and they leave every hour on the hour. Relaxing there during the winter I am not sure of though.

In a private car, yeah sure. You can make it in 3 hours IF there is no traffic and you get to the port right by the departure time and don't miss the boat (because if you do, you'll wait for another hour as you yourself mentioned). Best case scenario, you'll get there under 3 hours. Not the cheapest option, though. IIRC, a ride and a boat cost us about $90 back in 2020. On the way back to Rio, though, the chance is you will get into traffic. Too much trouble for a 2-day outing, IMHO.

As to winter weather, my last year trip to IG in Feb coincided with daily terrestrial downpours, so you never know.