Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

XL-sized GP's fighting outside Balcony.

http://n1news.com.br/copacabana-nao-...s-novelas.html

No wonder the locals want to get rid of Balcony.

Looks like it was a man who gave her the initial pimp slap. I will say the big blond girl must have studied some of Anderson Silva's tapes, she had some nice knee techniques. Hoes fighting is nothing new. It used to happen weekly at Meia Pataca and I can't tell you how many times I have seen it inside of Help. When tourists are scarce and money is low, the girls start to rumble over customers.

[Sperto]

XL-sized GP's fighting outside Balcony.

http://n1news.com.br/copacabana-nao-...s-novelas.html

No wonder the locals want to get rid of Balcony.

[Java Man]

It's also that time of year when the tip boxes come out for Christmas."Caixinha de Natal" as it's called. There's the payola angle. Like having to "tip" your porteiros at your apartment building (probably at least R$100 each, maybe more, so they don't bone you the rest of the year. So x5, that's R$500-R$1000). Then there's the straight up extortion, from say COMLURB guys who live on your street or in your building and basically just hit you up for cash with an implied threat. And then there's the people you may actually want to tip, like the guys at the corner suco stand you eat at at least 2x-3x per week, know your order, and give you relatively good service. Or the cleaning woman who comes 2x / week and deals with your filth, LOL.

Anyway, between now and New Year's, it's on.

Funny that you mentioned the COMLURB guys. Two fake garis, (garbage men) were arrested yesterday in Tijuca, asking for donations to their Christmas fund:

http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/policia-...tijuca-6872504

If you can read Porto, checkout the comments section.

[Almotu]

BTW, I don't log into this site much anymore, hence the unanswered PM's. Elvis has left the building so to speak!

Sorry to hear, but can be totally understandable. All your hard work is often taken for granted. Your contribution to this community can NEVER be OVERSTATED. Thanks so much for all the knowledge that you have passed onto us. I am pretty sure there are many guys out here who feels the same.

[Bubba Boy]

Then there's the straight up extortion, from say COMLURB guys who live on your street or in your building and basically just hit you up for cash with an implied threat

don't pay this asshole this year, what is he going to do? Throw rubbish at you? I would just walk away from him saying something like "eu nao posso este ano".

BTW, I don't log into this site much anymore, hence the unanswered PM's. Elvis has left the building so to speak!

[Bad Boy Billy]

Is there clubs like classicos from sosua where there is a mix of pros semis and non pros?

There are non-pros in Classicos? I would love to see one!

[Eric Cartman]

Also, when I paid my R$276 bill (giving R$300) the girl at the counter took out a R$20 note and asked me if I wanted to give her a little present. So watch out, the asking for tips for having donme nothing may be back

It's also that time of year when the tip boxes come out for Christmas."Caixinha de Natal" as it's called. There's the payola angle. Like having to "tip" your porteiros at your apartment building (probably at least R$100 each, maybe more, so they don't bone you the rest of the year. So x5, that's R$500-R$1000). Then there's the straight up extortion, from say COMLURB guys who live on your street or in your building and basically just hit you up for cash with an implied threat. And then there's the people you may actually want to tip, like the guys at the corner suco stand you eat at at least 2x-3x per week, know your order, and give you relatively good service. Or the cleaning woman who comes 2x / week and deals with your filth, LOL.

Anyway, between now and New Year's, it's on.

[Eric Cartman]

Hey guys this will be my first time in Rio and I have some questions.

Is there pick up action in the beaches like Cartagena?

Is there clubs like tu candela / fragma from Cartagena or classicos from sosua where there is a mix of pros semis and non pros?

Is there a restaurant like Riquisimos from Cartagena whe you find good local food a good price?

Thanks in advance

Read the Bubbaboy guide. It has its own thread in the main Brazil section.

[Sobaje]

Hey guys this will be my first time in Rio and I have some questions.

Is there pick up action in the beaches like Cartagena?

Is there clubs like tu candela / fragma from Cartagena or classicos from sosua where there is a mix of pros semis and non pros?

Is there a restaurant like Riquisimos from Cartagena whe you find good local food a good price?

Thanks in advance

[Rahsta]

Fellas I arrived in Rio last Thursday and I'm going to pitch in my few centavos, granted a lot of my haunts were restricted to copacabana and the tier 1 joints. Thursday night I hit centaurus and was charged 530 reails. It was an amazing experience, Friday I went to Monte Carlo and had an even better time than I did at centaurus, however, I must say MC has far fewer ladies but, you can still find top quality women there. The problem is because it has fewer women sometimes guys will hog and keep some of the better ones at their sides for extended periods of time. Saturday I hit barbarellas and I was greatly dissappointed by the whole atmosphere. It may work for some cats but it just didn't cut the mustard for me. It was way too dark and it didn't help that I was corralled by the two least attractive women in the joint as soon as I was escorted to my table. Not to mention that I got attitude for refusing to buy redbull for them. Balcony was a saving grace that night, which I went to again on Sunday night. I did however end up at kalabria which is right next to bacony, perpendicular to ave atlantica. It was actually better than I expected. Got one for 350 all night and couldn't get rid of her the next morning. Her initial asking price was 600. Tonight is my last night and my plan is to splurge one last time and session at centaurus and MC and try to have one come back to my apartment. I'll post pics soon. And just for the record, the quality at balcony was a lot better than it was last time I was in town. I have a few numbers and will gladly share the through the pmMy only regret was barbarellas. Don't get me wrong, there were some fine looking ladies in there but the unactractive sharks kinda spoiled it for me.

350 is too much. The girls at kalabria are the same ones that be at the balcony. My wingman and I just camw back from Rio in Sept and we paid 200 reals for all nighters. We pulled girls out of theBalcony pretty much every night.

[Torgoch]

Quite. But I just smile beautifully and say it's all I have for my taxi hehe.

I hate paying over the odds. But foreigners are also becoming known for being money-obsessed, which is a bit rude. It's no longer a 'third world country' (at least in their city eyes). And it's the Brasilian way to always be sweet and charming. Before and after business. Hehe. A genuine warm smile goes further than giving them unearned extra money.

In fact all I did was smile and say no.

[Jan 156]

Also, when I paid my R$276 bill (giving R$300) the girl at the counter took out a R$20 note and asked me if I wanted to give her a little present. So watch out, the asking for tips for having donme nothing may be back

Quite. But I just smile beautifully and say it's all I have for my taxi hehe.

I hate paying over the odds. But foreigners are also becoming known for being money-obsessed, which is a bit rude. It's no longer a 'third world country' (at least in their city eyes). And it's the Brasilian way to always be sweet and charming. Before and after business. Hehe. A genuine warm smile goes further than giving them unearned extra money.

[Torgoch]

I'm enjoying Rio, it is just a shame that fun has be fitted in around work. Still it pays for me to get here. I went to 4x4 yesterday anticipating a deep grind with Lavinia (aka liliane). As I walked in the Boite, she walked out with a guy, off upstairs. Bummer! We made eye contact and I smiled and said hi etc but she looked straight at and through me and ignored me, which I found a bit off since I've known her for 2 years. Oh well, I couldn't wait an hour for her to come backl so I talked to a couple of girls (there were a lot of blondes with big asses) and ended up with Isabella for an hour in the cabine. Isabella was a girl who promised much visually but delivered average performance. Very pretty, sun tanned, long blond hair, smallish rack but great round and firm bunda. The bunda was the saving grace for what was, unfortunately an average performance in the end. Very unenergetic and disinterested (mind you, not many girls can compare with lavinia IMO). She tried the time-wasting tricks of wanting a shower as soon as she walked in the cabine and tried to convince me that we had paid for 40 minutes (and so stop early) when I had paid for an hour. Not a great performance so I would give her a miss guys.

Cost for one hour R$260 (cost has gone up since I was last here? I thought it was 240) , water for me R$5, beer for her R$11.

For some reason with the Veta Dilma rally on Rio Branco the door to the boate was closed, but you could still walk in the whiskeria and then get upstairs via the stairs the girls use.

Also, when I paid my R$276 bill (giving R$300) the girl at the counter took out a R$20 note and asked me if I wanted to give her a little present. So watch out, the asking for tips for having donme nothing may be back

[The Cane]

I did however make the mistake of going to barbarellas on Saturday night, horrible decision. I was corralled by the two least attractive chicks in the joint as soon as I sat down, don't get me wrong there were some stunners in there but because I had two uninvited women at my table I was not able to get to them. The quality at balcony is a lot better than it was last time I was in town and my only regret is of course barbarellas

You're the one in charge, not the tutes! You corral them, not the other way around. Somebody you don't want trying to dominate your time and attention? Tell them you're not interested. Disengage and they will go away. I guarantee it. And in the event that they don't, then you get up and you walk away and step to the ones you want to be with. It is your vacation, so you take charge and get what you want! Never ever feel trapped or obligated to sit with the "uglies" trying to cock block you from getting with the gems in the house.

[Rahsta]

I hear you. Thing is I don't necessarily like doing all the work when I'm paying. I can beat my own meat at home and do all the work. I'm in this for the kick ass experience not for a chick that I do all the work with. Last time I was in Rio I literally got a 45 min BJ from a chick at my apt. In Sosua most of the girls are too lazy to even do half of that. They'll be complaining,"papi, papi" before too long. There is a difference of about $50 BTW a pick up off the streets of Rio (I pay 200 BRL) and the streets in sosua. Obviously the termas are more expensive. In my humble opinion the service in Rio kicks the crap out of Sosua on it's worse day.

Exactly, Those DR chicks are real lazy. After five pumps they are asking you do you leche and they start complaining after 10 min saying you are taking too long. DR chick cannot compare to Brazil chicks.

There is no comparison.