Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

One more thing: get a second hand UNLOCKED Pixel 4a+ phone (bands work everywhere) (or a Samsung) for about $US140 and make sure you have a paid and reputable VPN like NORD regardless of what carrier / SIM / eSim you use and buy a $US6 protective case. Also handy to have a rapid charger SAMSUNG 10,000 mAh Super Fast 25 W or similar for longer flights: don't assume airports have a power socket available.

Don't forget that Brazil has several voltages / socket formats that is a hassle for US electric toothbrushes that have brain retarded manufacturer regional voltages. Make sure the voltage is right (don't assume) and you have a few local adapters and power boards or universal voltage toothbrush. Girls deserve and like good dental hygiene if you are kissing them, very important, otherwise a session can be ruined. I have spare disposable brushes and mouthwash for my harem. I train them (singular or plural) to brush and gargle before I wake up so I get a nice peppermint kiss and tender, feminine treatment of any stiffness and swelling upon my waking up.

[Pahllus Maximus]

DC (IAD) area and NYC are served by many airlines, Copa from JFK for example (Copa also has a LAX) and both via brief stop in Panama. In addition to my earlier post on long haul, have sticky velcro pads for wool seat pad and also to attach a Samsung Tab 7/8 to the seat / TV screen in for your own movie selection, language tutorial or listening + Bose noise cancelling headphones, wired or Bluetooth 5+. I have some Bose QC35 (and spare batteries). They have built in multiple mikes that work really well, even in an 80-85 dB cruise noise level on most jets. Bring your own quality food, skip the airline garbage and if you like a series of 50 ML re-usable bottles with your favorite alcoholic beverages, such as single malts and quality Cachaa for Caipirinha (bring sugar and limes) if heading to / from Brazil. And get a prescription for a decent benzodiazepine like Temazepam.

Wine is probably not worth it, your taste buds and nose is screwed up at altitude, so stick with a robust cabernet sauvignon from the airline. The fact is that no matter how much marketing bullshit the airlines spin and lie about, their food is oversalted and your taste buds impaired. They are trying to pretend there is differentiation in food when there is very little, all of which is to justify the cost of you paying about $US150-200 an hour for a rock hard "business" class seat and crappy polyester blanket in a noisy 85 db, about 20% humidity (very uncomfortable to skin and breathing) and annoying constant audio and light interruptions. Their bullshit is self-evident with their "lie-flat", "180 degrees" and "true 180 degrees" claims. $US200 (R1000) buys roughly 4-6, one hour deluxe passionate sex escapades and any number of delicious meals and / or other benefits. Such as going into the portfolio to emit dividends over the next 30 years and has a much better NPV.

Lastly, pack Schwab or Capital One card for no ATM-bullshit and no FOREX fee nonsense. And don't forget property fitted (use a string to measure girth and length) condom made of super thin material like the Japanese brands or a mail order. Korea and Switzerland have custom made sizes and ultra thin, not cheap, about $US 5 each, but worth it. Personally I don't use them for BJ's, I enjoy a beautiful young woman's lips and warm mouth and tonsils stuffed full of my pride and joy and happy and ready to swallow. As it should be.

Imagine how much sadness could be avoided by BJ's. When I go to termas or clubs, I see a lot a lot of smiling, happy, chilled men, many great haired seniors with lovely young things on their arms grinning like a Cheshire cat. In Thailand you used to see that, as well as fat and ugly western housewives (total strangers) who had steam coming out their ears at the sight of happy guys. Why are they so misanthropic? I think the posts below about housewives and vote seeking politicians and American women being afraid of P4 P as destroying their meal ticket sounds about right. Like being forced to drive a battered 1989 Chevy clunker always breaking down, whining and needing expensive repairs. Let them have their bitterness towards men, cask wine and cats and vote for a cardboard cutout PR figure that will not change a thing (except line their own corrupt politician pocket).

Time for the sunset beach, dinner and company of a cute and radiantly happy 22 year old to keep me company. I LOVE this place. As for weather south of the equator, yeah, a chilly 70-75 f in fall.

[Chicago85]

I was just in Rio for two months and used Seeking in addition to the termas, prives and photoaccompanhantes.com. There aren't many girls on seeking but met up with a few. Other cities are much better for Seeking. When in Rio I think termas are your best bet.

I agree with this. For Rio I'd use the termas (400 to 700 R all in) and a few of the massage parlors (200 R on up). Best value. On Seeking I did find some gorgeous women, but most want 1200 R on up.

[Thor91]

Maybe mongers should come and celebrate. We love women and are greedy for joy and life. What's so bad about working hard, making money, being useful in society and having some fun and sexual freedom ? And not being ruled by the phony morality of others and having the courage of our selves, credit cards and passport in hand for the next fun adventure and camaraderie of like minded me enjoying life and not skulking around ?

Great post. Couldn't agree more with everything you said.

[Turgid]

......They are fighting prostitution to keep their electorate (read: housewives) happy......

The housewives thing is worldwide. What's peculiar to the US is that the upper echelons is infested with perverts and deviants and these folks usually hate normal people.

[FlowState985]

I am looking for airline tickets from Washington DC to Brasil (still undecided between Rio or Sampa) next week. Due to mobility issues, I can only travel business class.

Fares:

IAD to GIG with one stop in GRU =$2750 RT (cheapest I even seen!

IAD to GRU, direct, same flight as above:$15,000 RT!

Who green lights these fares? This is so ridiculous! I am sure someone would say to buy the flight to Rio then depart in SP. Issue is the airline (United) would cancel the rest of the ticket if you don't continue the trip.

Have you checked Copa airlines? They have one stop in Panama.

[Xpartan]

Truth and fiction: https://youtu.be/gsDz-7K8pG8.

Well, yes, it's a risky business, but the authorities aren't doing it for the safety of sex workers. They are fighting prostitution to keep their electorate (read: housewives) happy. If they were really concerned with the safety of sex workers, smart regulations always work better than restrictions.

And BTW, The Deuce is amazing! Highly recommended to anyone who's lived in the woods up until now and hasn't seen it yet.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Yeah, it makes no sense, Germany & Netherlands regulate it and elsewhere it exists as a normal and natural part of society, because having sex is normal for living organisms. I've never understood why a semi-automatic with near weekly mass murders is OK but getting some pussy is not. Then President Trump brought in FOSTA-SESTA on the theory that this would remove an overpowering biological imperative and need for human touch and social interaction. I suppose USA is still ruled from the grave by long dead puritans and flimsy invocations of biblical authority and now the claim 100% of providers are trafficked. This is in stark contrast to criminalization of gay men and now the LGBT/alphabet near public celebration of what not ago was also subject to entrapment and persecution.

Maybe mongers should come and celebrate. We love women and are greedy for joy and life. What's so bad about working hard, making money, being useful in society and having some fun and sexual freedom ? And not being ruled by the phony morality of others and having the courage of our selves, credit cards and passport in hand for the next fun adventure and camaraderie of like minded me enjoying life and not skulking around ?

What is clear is the number of lives ruined by LE stings along with income and taxation and the enabling of police corruption: a classic case of unintended consequences. That would include planes traveling internationally with men taking their money and spending elsewhere than the USA economy, and many relocating with further loss of economic investment, spending and the multiplier effect. Then there is the psychological harm from stigma and shaming. And unnecessary risk to women who are unable to have conventional workplace safety. The feminists really must hate their sisters, and so do the sclerotic old white congress critters who enable it. Shame on them.

As we now know, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and others tolerated J. Epstein (financier, schemer, deal maker, pimp and professional blackmailer) who really did abuse underage women and even had a jet (the Lolita Express) and offshore island. His guests included royalty, presidents and other elites covertly taped, as we just learned about Bill Gates and his divorce and disgrace despite his many outstanding contributions to society. So much hypocrisy and selective enforcement and needless human suffering from this stupidity. And now Rudy Giuliani, so called clean skin Mayor, no doubt covertly partaking and claiming moral superiority whist having the NYPD bust the less wealthy and politically protected.

And don't even start me on the legal pushing of opioids and other harmful drugs on national TV, alcohol and so on whilst demonizing "drugs". Many would say the war on drugs was a war on black people, as opposed to their mostly white (affluent) customers. As we all know, the mongers on this board are all over the shop, Asian, white, middle eastern, Indian, African descent and everything in between. And we have fun and cooperate on our quest for fun and life. As it should be. We are all brothers and color blind and get along really well with a bit of easy to get, hassle free pussy and general happiness that comes with an enlightened society, especially in Brazil where people have to be tolerant and get along.

Obrigado Brasil pela sociedade esclarecida e pelas belas mulheres!

[The Cane]

Yep. This militant societal attitude toward commercial sex is sad, dumb and wasteful. Here in Bklyn they've shut down most Chinese parlors, and the ones that are still standing aren't worth the price of admission in my experience. By the way, here they go after the girls, rather than men, but with tragic results sometimes.

https://nypost.com/2017/11/26/prosti...-out-of-window

Truth and fiction: https://youtu.be/gsDz-7K8pG8.

[Playboy2021]

If I were to go to Rio for a month, and use Seeking for a majority of my meetups, since I think I would get bored with the termas for a whole month, what kind of experience can I expect. Will it be a pain with a whole bunch of flakes, and what can I expect to pay for a few hours on the town. I wouldn't want to pay more than about 600 r for a few hours. Has anyone used seeking almost exclusively in Rio. I'm not talking about any other countries. Specifically Rio. Do the girls look similar to their pictures?

I was just in Rio for two months and used Seeking in addition to the termas, prives and photoaccompanhantes.com. There aren't many girls on seeking but met up with a few. Other cities are much better for Seeking. When in Rio I think termas are your best bet.

[Xpartan]

Working girls are far more honest and useful to society. Treat them nicely, be a gentlemen and you will be repaid with superior service. Oh yeah: keep a separate pad for screening and do not store portable wealth or exhibit wealth generally. That's good advice generally. The squeeze in USA is not worth the juice, costly, high risk, low quality. Brazil is wonderful on many fronts including IMHO that its people are not as mercenary and conniving as the USA and its women high value for money, passionate and beautiful. This is where the trade is at.

Yep. This militant societal attitude toward commercial sex is sad, dumb and wasteful. Here in Bklyn they've shut down most Chinese parlors, and the ones that are still standing aren't worth the price of admission in my experience. By the way, here they go after the girls, rather than men, but with tragic results sometimes.

https://nypost.com/2017/11/26/prosti...-out-of-window

[TjBrazil]

If I were to go to Rio for a month, and use Seeking for a majority of my meetups, since I think I would get bored with the termas for a whole month, what kind of experience can I expect. Will it be a pain with a whole bunch of flakes, and what can I expect to pay for a few hours on the town. I wouldn't want to pay more than about 600 r for a few hours. Has anyone used seeking almost exclusively in Rio. I'm not talking about any other countries. Specifically Rio. Do the girls look similar to their pictures?

[Pahllus Maximus]

Xpartan. Great post and sage advice. The movie is from 1981, : La Femme the' seet aka The Woman Next Door. We do have to tread carefully with ladies and not lead them on unless serious about them, led by big brain ans asking "can I see myself with this person in 5 years, trust them and have them part of my friends and family" ? Some groups may be more passionate in bed but are also passionately vengeful: brothers, boyfriends, pimps, spiking drinks, blackmail and worse can happen. The rose has a thorn. In America there is an entire industry of licensed professional blackmailers who put nothing down except ink on paper. We call them lawyers. They always target the wealthy for their payoff. Just like con men, they shrewdly qualify the pay off, size up vulnerability and go after their mark. And then there are made up sexual assault claims that drag in police they combine with money making scams called lawsuits as added state sponsored extortion played out in things called courts staffed by other scammers in black dressing gowns called judges. In the end it comes down to a zero sum game of winner takes all in cash. Just ask Johnny Depp who fought off and unusually won such a contest.

This crime ring not is not just tolerated but actually celebrated as a ladder for the poor but ambitious wannabes by the transfer of unearned wealth by grasping, thieving and lying scumbags that describes 95% (or more) attorneys that have as much loyalty as an unpaid mercenary. And as pointed out here, law enforcement stings in places like Florida are used to monetize local police franchises and their smug but artificial sense of psychic righteousness. No that long ago (in FL) they covertly installed a video and filmed a jack shack replete with facial recognition of mongers for a mass shake down.

Working girls are far more honest and useful to society. Treat them nicely, be a gentlemen and you will be repaid with superior service. Oh yeah: keep a separate pad for screening and do not store portable wealth or exhibit wealth generally. That's good advice generally. The squeeze in USA is not worth the juice, costly, high risk, low quality. Brazil is wonderful on many fronts including IMHO that its people are not as mercenary and conniving as the USA and its women high value for money, passionate and beautiful. This is where the trade is at.

[The Cane]

Not worth the price of admission.

I don't shit where I sleep.

Florida police and sheriff don't play and have monthly raids and stings all over the state.

They post it on their facebook page all the time.

Robert Kraft, owner of the NE Patriots was caught back a few years in South Florida so best believe they'll catch your ass.

Tootsie in miami seems to be the go to for $300 but again everything covered and not Brazil level.

Seeking seems to be the move since there are tons of girls coming to MIA to have a weekend trip and it's not illegal and you can easily just spend the money on having a good time but that's a whole conversation.

Just not worth it.

With MIA Airport you have direct flights to RJ or you could go to DR, MTL or Colombia or a 4 day weekend.

True Floridians know Miami is a shithole and avoid it as much as possible.

Good investment but I wouldn't live there with all the OF girls and Sugar Babies running around acting like their Pussy is Fort Knox.

When it comes to this sport Florida is one uptight, tight-assed state and its been that way for many decades. Not worth it! If you want to pay for play in the States there are friendlier, safer places to do so. They'll "sting" your ass in Florida.

[ParsTiger]

What would you guys say the best day (s) and time to visit Monte Carlo?

I would think the middle of the week, although Fridays might be ok. Someone recommended Centaurus to me today and confirmed more negatives about Solarium. Mabs might be worth a meetup.