Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jamaicanceo]

You could have had a good meal at bibi's on the corner off miguel lemos and ns copacabana. Food comes in less than 10 minutes. (franga is good. 15r each max plus drinks). Few drinks and back for action. I'm off to aprador tonight for a meal, then sex on the rocks at aprador. Goto love outdoor action.

Hi Johnny,

I ate breakfast at Bibi's the morning after I arrived in Rio on April 2. It was my first-time there. I like their beef crepe.

Thanks for the recommendation though.

[Huntsman]

Nice report. Nice girl. Almost looks straight out of Africa. Procrastination and indecision are the thieves of life. You my man had the balls to walk up and start a conversation with her. In return, you were pleasantly rewarded with a fine bunda!

Great find!

Jamaicanceo,

It doesn't matter if she was really a GDP or not- the important thing is you had the guts to approach her. I'm still kicking myself after an incident in Centro last October. I was waiting at a bus stop to catch a a bus to Copa- I was headed for L'uomo. I spied a vision of loveliness at the other end of the bus stop and, as I tend to do, sidled over to have a closer look. She was incredibly beautiful and I was smitten. Then to my surprise she asked me the time- there's no way a girl like that would have spoken to me at a bus stop in Oz. So what did our hero do? Told her the time, gave her a cheesy smile and then- nothing. I was still trying to think of something to say when her bus arrived and she took off. And I speak Portuguese! Once at L'uomo I tried to find an antidote. In the form of a statuesque mulata. To the dark depression I was sinking into, but my heart really wasn't in it. Who knows if anything would have come of it, but I've had a few sleepless nights since thinking about what might have been. So Jamaicanceo, more power to you- fortune favours the brave.

[Cho 637]

Thanks DRGN!

Jamaicanceo,

Your post serves as an inspiration to those of us who would like to meet non-pros. Thanks for the post.

[Jamaicanceo]

I rarely post on this board and its usually just to add a comment about non-pro's. I truly believe many guys have no real clue as to how women work/function/operate. They spend so much time focused on P4P, they have difficulty grasping female biology.

Women like sex. Brazilian women really like sex. But more or less, women like sex. The challenge for most women is finding a guy WORTH having sex with i.e. cool, confident, relaxed, alpha, part of a tribe she wants to join or at least visit, etc. Do you guys really think that if a good looking, confident, Brazilian guy with almost zero English went to a night club in the States, he'd have trouble getting a woman home quickly if he knows how to pull? Uhhhh, no. Most of the time women are paying attention to body language, vibe, tone of voice, eye contact, etc. so your words can actually screw things up.

Jamaicaceo knows how, so he pulled. Sperto and others know how, so they pull. Has nothing to do with P4P or GDP. Get better at the game and save your cash.

DRGN

Thanks DRGN!

[Zap2003]

Really?

I hope Jackson will let this this post go through.

You make a very good point about a brazilian guy going in a club in the states and pulling an AW. However my point is "Why don't you stay in states if you really know how to pull? "

You want me to tell why?

Because everything your are pulling outside the states is better value then the best thig in the states.

And I am tellig you this as a guy who grew up in easter europe.

I hope ypu will not get mad because of my post. I do respect "each to his own stile"

Happy hunting to everybody

ZAP

[Marcop 12]

on a nice friday early afternoon walking down copa me and my wingman (for purposes of the tape 'l') we was slightly bored and at a loose end of what to do after heavy session the night before, something popped into my head about miami peep show, so i suggested this to 'l' whom although had never been knew where it was and as it happened we was only few blocks away. in the walk to miami i was telling 'l' what i had heard about it, and the more we discussed it the more appealing and great fun it sounded, on route to miami we bump into another mongerer who casually asks what were up to and we casually reply on our way to miami, this results in a small smile but with a look of yeah anything goes, its rio.

we arrive at miami (which incidently is almost directly accross from 9am fuk joint 500 apt 487 on copa ns)

miami is a porno shop downstairs but immedietly you can sense the seedyness on entering (in a good way) were greeted by the porno seller downstairs where i recolled you need tokens and you can purchace here, i also recolled what you don't use you can cash back in again, its 1r per token.

with out knowing the setup we quickly hand over $20r and get 10 tokens each. we proceed up the stairs where serveral brazillians are hanging out minding their own business and don't bat an eyelid (drinking skol cans from vending machine $r2) i see a bored with around 15 garotas on it where me and 'l' spend a couple of minutes looked and discussing which is fuckable and which is not etc. i then realsie there is several cabins immedietly behind us when it was brought to my attention the 'designated cum cleaner' (ie young guy with a mop) had vacated a cabin. we kinda laughed at eachother and decided to get in a cabin. on entering cabin (which has a nice seedy feel) there is a screen, a small wooden stool and and coin bit to put your tokens, so i'm in, door locked behind me puts some tokens in, then the lights come on allowing you to see the revolving circular stage with pole in middle, with two garotas dancing around, i was just absorbing the bizrarreness when it crossed my mind the girls could see in so was away to pull the little man out and do a bit of flashing through the window (well i didn't really know what i was going to do but as i say it was bizarre) when at the last second i clocked several sets of eyes from accross the revolving stage of other punters in their cubicles, which i immeditely found amusing and was wondering what was going through 'l' mind anyways my $5r had ran out and in this time i remmebered there was more to miami than this. but coincidently after out miami experience i asked 'l' if he realsied everyone could see us sitting there, he was like yeah this brazilian guy opposite was sticking his tounge out licking the window as the girl passed sticking her bunda out and which was a comedy moment said he thought this was normal practise and procceded to do the same, with full visual demonstation, which then and now still brings tears of laughter

anyways i come out give his cubicle a knock and were back looking at the 15 girls with numbers on them, i guess looking confused about the setup of this the 'designated cum cleaner' offered assistance, and surprisingly spoke ok english and was rather helpful. so the just was there is bigger private cubicles to the right of the circular ones. back to discussing out numbers ie chosen garota. none appeared to be oil paintings but as it turns out the camera used must be an original 1920s number. to add to the bizarreness of the place one which caught my eye was marked with out a number and said receptionist, this was another comedy moment requesting the receptionist to the 'designated cum cleaner' wingman 'l' went for a masked garota (which would have been my choice as at least was a but of chance to the table.

so were shown to our cubicles and the 'designated cum cleaner' ever so helpful sorts the girls for us and proceeds to put my tokens in (which are a pain in the ass to get in) so i'm in this large cubicle, sitting on the wooden stool, looking at the large pane of glass in front of me, wondering what the fu*k was away to happen i notice at the very top of glass theres like a 7" gap (i'm 190cm and was well higher than me) so i'm sitting there and the receptionist appears from behind a curtain behind the glass, starts doing a dance, so i'm figuring its just another wank booth but with closer action. then to my surprise the logistics of the open topped pane of glass comes alive when she becons me to stand on the stool and get closer, on doing so i'm concerned my head will go through the roof or this badly made stool from a primary school kid is going to colapse. then the magic of it all happens her hand comes down and unbuttons my shorts and procceds to give me a hand job whilst i'm fingering her pussy and doing the 'horse shoe move' (thumb in ass and first finger in pussy) all this whilst balancing on this uneven stool rocking about (which i now know can be heard outside i'm now wondering where the fu*k i cum then realsied its just all over the glass, so now back to concentrating on cumming and to my horror the light comes on and she litteratly disappears behind her curtain, i'm now standing up dick in hand shorts round my ankles trying to work out how the fu*k to get down of the stool. so realsied i needed more tokens (and fast) goes outside the cabin, clearly everyone knew i had just run out of tokens and clearly i wasnt the first and the cum cleaner knew this who quickly sprang into action and ran over and got me 5 more tokens, again he rapidly get the tokens and puts them in for me, this time i know the process so immedietly up on the stool shorts down, dic* in hand waiting she appears again and straight back to where we left off, this time i definetly was going to cum and cum i did, which was great after the built up experience of the previous 10 minutes, afterwards i felt sorry for the cum cleaner as it was quite a large load all over the window. that was me done so back outside, decided to take a seat after be advised by the cum cleaner that 'l' was still in there. after few minutes i decided i needed a cigarette so went outside and had a one, with all the thoughts of amusement and bizareness that had just happened, on leaning against the wall on a busy high steet on my own i realsied i was getting a few looks so turned round and remembered i was in fact standing outside a sex shop, and not just a discreet back street sex shop. decided to go back upstairs and wait for 'l' each minute was getting longer and longer sitting there watching people going to the cheaper no contact cabins.

eventually 'l' appears with a big smile on his face and we immedietly leave laughing and discussing our time in miami, it turns out the exact same thing had happened to 'l' being caught short with his 5 tokens, so unlike me buying another 5, he without knowing the protocol either bought 20! lol

we walked back towards copa laughing, telling our story, doing actions and movements, and demonstating the likes of the wobbely stools and 'l' tonging the window immitating a brazillian accross in a cabin. and all in all great experience long lasting memorys of high amusement and definetly many a bar story to be told for years to come.

all in all 'only in rio'

great thanks goes out to 'l' it was great conqering miami peep show with you.

[JohnnyBraz]

i was leaving termas 502 with my wingman heading back to copa, when we eyed this super darks skinned beauty as we entered uruguaiana station. she was caught of guard when i approached her. she spoke no english, appeared to be young, had a tongue ring, and stood about 5'8" and proportionately thick. her name is zandra.

i was able to get her cell number and a good hard on looking at her luxious dark body. she had ass, thighs, thick ankles, small waist and small breasts. as she walked with her obvious ass fucking bunda, i prayed to be able to communicate, because her english was zero. this meeting was thursaday, march 28.

on saturday i called zandra, and it was painfully difficult trying to get her to understand that i wanted her to visit my apartment. she even walked to a neighborhood girlfriend's house with me on the phone to make an effort to communicate. this made me kick myself for not diligently using my online rosettastone brazilian language course.

answering my prayers, the guy who i rented the apartment from came and translated to give zandra directions to my apartment at migiel lemos and ave. atlantica. based on the translators opinion, this girl doesn't know copa, and will be taking th metro from a rj state city called belford roxo. he said it was a long way by metro. this was 1pm, and she agreed to meet me in front of the othon hotel next to meia pataca in 2 1/2 hours.

as time approached i made it to the hotel, avoiding meia pataca mongers and garotas. i hate when the mp girls say, "hey baby'! i am done with that crowd, because too many of them and help gdp were asking r$400 for 2 hours. although there were the smart girls who fucked for r$200. i was experienced enough to now the smart ones who wasn't listening this fat bald headed dike named rosa, who is pimping new girls to ask for the high prices. but i told the friendly new american mongers to take nothing higher than r$200.

anyway, zandra showed and we walked straight to my apartment. what disappointed me was she had 2 kids and she smoked. but she was 21 years old, and had a body that was sexy enough to be at a monte carlos or luomo, because her ass was pretty, black and big for a tall girl, and she had the legs to her feet just as sexy. her face was sharp featured with thick lips and she had long-braids.

well, with my poor portuguese and nonenglish speaking, all we did was fuck. she was a great bbbj giver, she took it in the ass like she was competing for an olympic gold medal, and her pussy was tight. we fucked from 3pm until 7pm, then she was hungry and when i mention what food she wanted, it was carry out pizza and back to my apartment. she didn't want the restaurant scene.

after ordering the pizza, we had to wait 50 minutes to pick up our order. so we went over to the migie lemos internet cafe to use an online translator to get some things understood, like, when i return to brazil you are mine right, she said yes. zandra showed me her orkut page and we solidified that she will be my reliable piece of ass.

when we paid for the internet, a strange thing happened. this fat ass brazilian guy working there said some portugese shit that made her somewhat uncomfortable. and i suspect that he has scene enough of us americans with their women that he had to say something, because she glanced at me as he was talking. fuck him. we went back for our pizza.

back at the apartment we at pizza and fucked until she had to catch the last metro. man she liked it in the ass. i also took photos that i will post. so in another awkard situation, i asked how much reis for her time and she said, "voce no programa", or something like that. but i understood. however, for 8 hours of fucking and a great time, i gave her r$200 reis and she sat there like, "what am i suppose to do with this? " she had two kids and came a long way. needless to say, we fucked some more and she missed her metro, but we wnet to the bus stop on copacabana blvd at 11:30pm and she caught the central bus.

now i am going to deal with her. being a young mother, i think she is trainable. she was willing to make an effort to have fun, and hasn't been caught-up in the mp and helpee gdp. she will be the girlfrind who lives far enough away from the action to spend time that a local can't give her, then go home. i want more of these type of girls, and i will make it worth their wild. she braids her for a living. she also used the online translator, as i taught her, to send me emails in the states. but i won't be sending any big screen tv and the dumb stuff i heard guys do when they lose their minds. but a few extra things for her and her 2 and 4 year old girls wouldn't hurt but go a long way.

i've added five photos. i have some more reporting to do. i didn't care for balcony. i discovered 502; had a great tme at 4x4, luomo and monte carlo where all the terma girls i sessioned with game me numbers for home service. one even rents apartments for visiting mongers.

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you could have had a good meal at bibi's on the corner off miguel lemos and ns copacabana. food comes in less than 10 minutes. (franga is good. 15r each max plus drinks). few drinks and back for action. i'm off to aprador tonight for a meal, then sex on the rocks at aprador. goto love outdoor action.

[Drgn]

I rarely post on this board and its usually just to add a comment about non-pro's. I truly believe many guys have no real clue as to how women work/function/operate. They spend so much time focused on P4P, they have difficulty grasping female biology.

Women like sex. Brazilian women really like sex. But more or less, women like sex. The challenge for most women is finding a guy WORTH having sex with i.e. cool, confident, relaxed, alpha, part of a tribe she wants to join or at least visit, etc. Do you guys really think that if a good looking, confident, Brazilian guy with almost zero English went to a night club in the States, he'd have trouble getting a woman home quickly if he knows how to pull? Uhhhh, no. Most of the time women are paying attention to body language, vibe, tone of voice, eye contact, etc. so your words can actually screw things up.

Jamaicaceo knows how, so he pulled. Sperto and others know how, so they pull. Has nothing to do with P4P or GDP. Get better at the game and save your cash.

DRGN

[Dazzler72]

Hi lads,

Not sure if this is correct protocol but I wanted to mention that I had the best ever Christmas and New Year due to this site. I stumbled across it when looking for a place to rent. ISG popped up in the Google search. Thank God for meta links is all I say.

I read the reports of distinction and even printed some of them out. I decided to take the plunge and become a monger. I tried L'Uomo on my second day in Copa and didn't look back – three weeks of sun, booze and women. Although I ventured to 4x4 (shagged the biggest bunda I've ever seen and loved it!) and some of the cheaper places around Centro I found myself drifting back to L'Uomo and then I discovered Monte Carlo, too. I felt the prices (around £100/£160) for a good night out that included drinks and a shag to be a worthwhile price to pay on holiday.

I'd wake up in the morning, grab a coffee and some food, have a walk along the beach, read my book, have some lunch and then a siesta then go out around 8pm. I met some nice blokes who had grins on their faces as big as mine as we sat looking at the wares on show. It was like an adult Christmas grotto.

On my second to last night I visited Monte Carlo and saw what can only be described as a piece of heaven. I think her name was Fernanda, or Nanda. She stood out from the rest of the girls because she just kind of leaned against the wall looking vulnerable and innocent. She was slim but with curves (smallish fake boobs) about 5'7" and with really long brown hair with a bit of wave in it that she constantly twirled around her fingers coquettishly. Her features reminded me of a southern Italian. She could talk no English and my Portuguese wasn't great but she agreed to come upstairs. Immediately she got on all fours and grabbed my cock to plunge it straight into her sweet puckered arse. How could a man resist? I shot my wad pretty swiftly but she was so hot I managed to get it up again.

I spent 40 minutes with this babe and I don't think I'll ever forget her. She wasn't the friendliest, or had the most outrageous body, she was just, different. The moment made my holiday. I don't know if anyone else has experienced her (I didn't take pics and haven't seen any on this site) but if you get the chance you won't regret it.

I think I'll be back in Rio for Christmas this year and will take as much from these reports as I can, such is their usefulness.

All the best!

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[Bravo]

RR, your boy thinks a prostitute with 3 kids is a good catch?!!! Tell him to come up here to NYC, I can take him to Hunts Point where he can find the same thing and not have to deal with the Visa issue! LOL

Oh and props to your neighbor with the hot wife!

[RonnyRon]

I have a friend right now who is working to bring a girl to the U.S. His first trip to Rio was Nov. 2007. He knew everything and nothing at all. Where did he meet her? Help. What was the catch? She spoke English. She seems like a nice person. Is he crazy? I think so, but really who I am I to say. My other friends and I often debate the situation, but in the final analysis it is his decision. Maybe it will turn out good for him. I let him know all the reason why it is not a good idea starting the fact she has 3 kids, but hey he is a grown man and it's his life. Perhaps, he has it right and we are all wrong. My next door neighbor is married to a Brazilian women from Rio. I would guess he is 60+ and she looks to be in her early 40's. They look pretty happy to me. One thing is for sure. She puts the 20 something girls who live around me to shame! Time will tell.



RonnyRon

[Dwilso39]

I'm never one to rain on any one's happiness; becuase in the end, that's all the really matter: are you happy? I think we were just trying to give another explanation in order that he is not disappointed.

Jamicaeico was happy with the girl and the time they spent together, and believe me, I am happy for him.

As for seeing girls in other parts of Rio: I've been to Centro, Niteroi, went to Via Show, when to Samda school, went to Macarana, went to Castlo das Predas (sp); I've rode the Metro, and the Onibus all over Rio and have seen thousand of girls and watched their behaivor. What "I" noticed is that most girls usually only socialize with others they know, or people that know the people they know.

People like Bravo and Sperto have wayyy more expericned in Brasil ( all over the counttry, not just Rio) and can say if I'm seeing things.

[RonnyRon]

I guess you are right Sperto, maybe I should just look at the bigger picture. In the end, if she is or isnt a CGP, its really not that important. I am just happy that he wrote about his experiences and posted up photos.

Jamaicanceo wrote a good report and added pictures. IMHO, no need to rain on his parade. With all the f**ked things going on in this world right now, I for one really enjoyed reading Jamaicanceo experience. This life is short. Get as much as you can out of it without harming others. Sounds like he did on that day.

RonnyRon

[Bravo]

I guess you are right Sperto, maybe I should just look at the bigger picture. In the end, if she is or isnt a CGP, its really not that important. I am just happy that he wrote about his experiences and posted up photos.

[Sperto]

It has become an amusing thread. Jamaicanceo met a girl in the metro station and managed to get laid and take some pictures. Great! Suddenly everybody takes the conclusion that she was a pro.

I don't know neither Jamaicanceo or the girl but I can't see any reason at all why she should have been a pro. Wake up! It do happens that people meet, feel a mutual attraction and have sex without money being involved.

Centro is a very good place to meet non-pro's. Girls with regular works living far away from the copa-scene. Take a stroll in centro and try yourself. Flirt, smile, chat, have a suco and date. Try not to get brain-washed from the copa-scene.

Anyway, I enjoyed Jamaicanceo's report. Nice pics as well.