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03-09-24 07:22 #29742
Posts: 2246Friday Night Lights.
Vagabundo got a text and call from Vagabundo #2 out here in Recreio at 20 h or so. Vagabundo 2 is a Swiss Navy Veteran who picked an apartment out here in recreio, and Vagabundo followed in trace with a 1 year lease whereas Vagabundo 2 is on a 30 month lease. The apartments are big. The location is optimal due to the property bang for the buck. Vagabundo has like 2 regular bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a maids room that could be a office, a big living room with like recessed red stripper lights obviously installed by the owner paratrooper who is a little bit of a character, and a real kitchen, a washing machine, and a real balcony.
OK, so we uber over to Perla, have dinner at Guacamole first, and then I locate a loira who gives up her pussy bare, and it's on. 350 r for 40 minutes 50 r for the bare vagina, and a nice ride, a good way to blow off some steam. I have all the numbers of all the top girls, its just a matter of the right vibe. Vagabundo2 heads over to Vila Mimosa. Vagabundo heads back to the Recreio love shack, and settles in for some sleep.
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03-09-24 06:13 #29741
Posts: 245Food
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
Also, additional Rio Michelin Guide Restaurants.
https://guide.michelin.com/en/br/rio...?sort=distance
I will also add, Marius Degustare Restaurant. Av. Atlāntica, 290 Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ - Brazil.
https://marius.com.br/marius
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03-09-24 02:49 #29740
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 02:39 #29739
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 01:39 #29738
Posts: 1956Churrascaria dictionary, thesaurus, and survival guide
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
In the meantime, here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.
Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.
1. When you hear words rodizio and churrascaria, it basically means the same thing: all-you-can-eat buffet with waiters circling your table with different meat cuts.
2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.
3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.
4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.
5. File mignon? Fuck file mignon. In Brazil file mignon is not what you think. It's just a decent cut of meat, which can be quite tough, though.
6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.
7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.
8. I also like chicken hearts (coracoa de frango) and chicken liver (whatever it's called, you'll know it when you see it).
9. You can write these words down on a piece of paper, so your server could see it. That's all it takes, no Portuguese necessary.
10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.
11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food.
The End.
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03-09-24 00:46 #29737
Posts: 2025Mabs
I was in Mabs last night looking for something relatively early at midnight, I didn't want to wait for Dolce Vita to get busy. I sat down at a table ordered a beer, the place was pretty crowded, the selection of girls was mixed in the lineup. There were a few dark skinned girls very tall sleek legs and dressed very nice, they weren't pushy. During my time there 4 girls came over and sat at my table. One had a very pretty face but body was a little out of shape, she spoke good English and asked for 1,000 reais, when I told her to leave she was very surprised, not the fantasy I was looking for. One other I saw from far away looked great, nice figure, dressed very nice, cool hairstyle, she came over and sat down, up close I can see just a little too much mileage on the face. She asked for a drink and a plate of spaghetti, I told her I was leaving. The table behind me was a younger American with 27 tattoos, loud big guy having fun, he had 2 girls at his table that I had already turned down, they were all eating, drinking and doing shots, I hope it was worth it to him.
I finished my beers and got up to leave and noticed a young girl I had been seeing all night, I sat down next to her on a bench, I looked closely at her, no mileage, nice white skin 20 years old. She offered me a fair price, I thought it was the best I could do. Best part about it was she was young and had a flawless body, her sex skills needed some improvement but I enjoyed myself anyway, I think she was new in the business. Maybe DV tonight but I don't like staying up late anymore.
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03-09-24 00:21 #29736
Posts: 2025Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de...alta-beef-club
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03-08-24 21:14 #29735
Posts: 51st day in Rio success
So I found out I'm near the surfing zone in Ipanema. Our place we rented is spectacular and I can see almost what the surfers are wearing but not quite. But we are close to the beach - 1 block away. I went up and down the entire beach just checking out the local flavor. Good 2 hour walk.
Made a phone call to one of the sites and had a girl here in under an hour. She was fantastic and spoke fair english. We needed to google translate a couple of times but not bad. She said she is taking private English lessons. The boss offered to have 2 girls (her friend) come over but I chose just one to test the waters. They will both be coming over at some point but I'm going to take today to visit Centaurus or Monte Carlo I think. I am only a few blocks apparently from Centaurus. Looks like 4 x4 is closed on weekends (weird) so we will go Monday out last day here.
Just went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of food and beer. Tried Uber and they have all the grocery stores but it's terrible. Twice I tried and the order just dies in the system. Four hours for the first effort. 2 hours for the second. I had to cancel them both which is a nightmare and then I just did it myself. Oh well.
Really going to hit some bars in Ipanema / Leblon as well as hit some food options in both. So far so good.
Again. Thank you to everyone who made this trip possible with your information!
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03-08-24 21:13 #29734
Posts: 2246If you want real carioca the gema tier 1 food look for Casuarina (in Recreio and now in Botafogo) or Na Brasa Colombia (original in Botafogo, and now in Recreio, Barra, Copa.).
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
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03-08-24 20:24 #29733
Posts: 6420Churrascarias
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
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03-08-24 19:02 #29732
Posts: 714My Favorite RJ Steak Houses
Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.
One girl I used to see a lot of suggested Mocellin Steakhouse in Barra which an excellent Brazilian churrascaria style steakhouse and I is highly recommend it.
Another girl I used to see a lot of liked Pobre Juan inside the Av. Das America high end "Village" shopping mall. This would be my choice for the best mall eaterie in town, but this is not an all you can eat type of place. When I went there with this girl the head waiter set us up in a very private booth where we drank wine and fooled around with each other plenty over dinner. I had a great time and it is a great restaurant!
But my 2 favorite steak houses in RJ are over in Leblon: one is called Giuseppe Grill and it is a real 1st class steak joint. If you want to impress a girl or just want to have a great dinner, go to this place. It is not all you can eat steak joint either.
The other place that I am really fond of is CT Boucherie Steak House on Rua Dias Ferreira, 636 in Leblon. CT is a small store front restaurant that serves high quality steaks to order and customers are offered 7 or 8 sides all freshly prepared at no additional cost. You don't get 1 side, you get as many you want! The sides keep on coming until you are through. It is a great informal place to go and I like it a lot.
Here is a tip on churrascaria style all you can eat steakhouses: when you plate is full of meats, flip the coin from green to red to signal you are in pause mode. When you are done with the meats on plate at hand, flip the coin back to green and a bell boy will remove your old plate and give you a new one. Then the waiters will come on by with cuts to try. And keep flipping the coin until you can't eat another bite. LOL. That is the problem with the churrascaria style places and why I prefer steakhouses where I can order just one cut of beef that I prefer plus a side or two and not indulge in overeating. But that's my personal taste. If you have never done a churrascaria style steakhouse, go to Mocellin Steakhouse and enjoy the feast.
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03-08-24 17:06 #29731
Posts: 2933Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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03-08-24 04:49 #29730
Posts: 269Good idea
Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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03-08-24 02:31 #29729
Posts: 539On Nina and playground
Wow, sort of like your own Ghislaine Maxwell, though the big difference is age appropriate 18+ consenting women, and secondly, not running a tawdry blackmail business featuring the Mayor of New York, Presidents, Prime Ministers, CEOs, celebrities and and the royal family. And that's from the little we know. He is lucky they did not bump him off sooner. Clearly he had no trusted friends, that's the rule at the top because of what tends to float to the top.
Does Nina also train them how to expertly get a man off or do you do that in joint training classes that are naturally co-ed?
Cristo Redentor looks out from Corcovado mountain and sees all, understands all, and forgives and blesses our sexual escapades.
Today I've had 4 pops, great beach day, cocktails and ready for bed. All those religious fruitcakes in the midwest foaming at the mouth cannot conceive of the Cyntherean delights of Rio, heart to heart, mouth to mouth and 19 year beautiful young women impaled. Maybe that's why they are so angry and frustrated looking at the ugly fat heifers waddling around Walmart looking for XXXXL clothing.
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03-07-24 19:02 #29728
Posts: 2246Nina is coming over today, waiting for the rain to lift a bit, and michelle noemie bilas Obama has just had a kid, and now her cell phone doesn't work, go figure. Nina pulls triple duty, fucking, cleaning, and even procuring the younger girls from the terma for my equipe (team). We shall see how things shake out this year, but I believe just staying in Brazil is the preferred course of action.
Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]