Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Zelensky]

First off, I got to say I'm impressed by the dedication and stamina some of you bring to this hobby. As my title implies, I'm not in the same league as you guys but hopefully other newbs will find my report useful.

I've actually been in Brazil for a month or so doing the tourist thing but have run out of sites to see and have some extra time to check out some of Brazil's other attractions as I'll be here one more month. Due to my lack of Portuguese and the low level of English here I haven't been really motivated to get out to the clinicas / prives / termas to see what they are about. As some of you might guess from my name, I'm from the former Soviet Union and I can't say I'm impressed by the women on the streets or beaches here when it comes to looks. However, I want to make the best of the month I have left here, so I can't really knock things until I've tried them, so I hope to have some fun, educational experiences in my last couple of weeks here.

Sao Paulo:

I was in Sao Paulo about a week or so ago and I tried out the well-known clinica, "Prime. " I actually really enjoyed my time there. One or two girls spoke a little English and I did session about 4 times over the week or so I was there. I'll definitely have to try out "Scandalla" on my way back through to find out what the hype is about. Generally I really liked the vibe and women of that city. It felt a more International, Big-city, High-Energy, Well-Educated-People type of a place. The restaurants were quite nice but there was really not much to do there.

Rio:

In my few days here, I've only been out once to a prive called "Zen Therapy. " It's in the RB185 building. It's very easy to access. You simply walk down the ramp to the elevators, and take the one on the far left to the 4th floor. It's sala 405. No ID check or anything required. Another important note. After reading the forums I was unsure if I needed an appointment before visiting a prive as most reports make mention of scheduling an appointment with a girl. Newbs should know that like the clinicas of Sao Paulo, you can just show up to the prive, ask for a "presentation" and they'll show you the available girls. Unless you are on a short trip, if you have time, you might as well go this route as the website pictures, even if real, can be photoshopped and you really can't get a vibe from the girl like you can in person.

What's cool about Zen Therapy is that their website seems generally accurate in that they have semi-realistic pictures of the girls that actually work there so it gives you some idea of what to expect. On my trip there today around 5 pm I was presented with 4 girls. Hanna, Anny, Raisa, and Liz. All seemed pretty friendly in the presentation. All had natural tits, Hanna and Liz both seemed the best proportioned to my liking. I'm not really into black women, but Raisa who was the only black woman was certainly the most pleasant. In the end I went with Hanna. I paid 100 for thirty minutes. The price may have only been 90 but I couldn't really understand the receptionist and she wasn't very patient with my lack of Portuguese. Either way, it was extremely cheap. I was just a bit surprised with the tone and demeaner of the receptionist as typically customer service in Brazil has been extremely friendly.

I would rate the session as just OK. We did DFK, BBBJ and covered sex, but there just wasn't any chemistry. For the price, however, I can't really complain. I'll probably go back and try another girl there next week, but now I'm thinking that maybe the termas will be more my thing. I should also mention that for looks, I would rate these women 5's and 6's perhaps. For the price and convenience it's a great deal but nothing to write home about.

General tips for newbs in Brazil:

Phone. Because of the language difficulty and CPF requirement it may be too much hassle for some to get a sim card. What I did was use an eSIM and bought some time from Flexiroam. It's a more expensive route to buy data but I think I paid $23 USD for 24 days and 1 GB of data. It's not much but more than enough for my minimum requirement of data for Uber rides, Whatsapp, Telegram, Messenger and any emergencies. I won't be watching YouTube on it and I keep mobile data turned off except for when I actually need to use it. If you have a new model phone that handles eSIMs, I recommend it or any similar services as this package was Global and I can pretty much fly anywhere and be set up to grab an Uber from the airport where ever I land.

CPF tip. For those that don't know, the CPF is basically a tax ID number that all residents of Brazil have and they like to use it for everything. As a foreigner you won't have one and it's a bit of a pain to get and not really worth the hassle unless you plan to live here or keep coming back. It's usually needed when you buy a sim card but that can be avoided with my tip above. Another area I had issues was booking bus tickets around Brazil. Some of the bus websites required a CPF number. There is a website which is a third-party site for booking tickets called clickbus.com.br. They don't require it and also have an option to pay using Paypal which was nice. If you don't have that option and really do need to book a ticket with a CPF number, you can also google "CPF generator Brazil" websites. These are primarily for programmers to generate fake CPF numbers to test the validation code for their websites but technically you could use it to generate a fake CPF to book a bus ticket. I'm not sure how much trouble this could cause you if you started using it everywhere but if you have no other option when booking a bus ticket, it probably isn't a big deal.

Food. For those with language difficulties I recommend the "Buffet By Weight" style restaurants. Here in Brazil there are many buffets that'll charge you by the weight of your plate. It's super-easy as you just select what you want, put it on a scale and pay. Generally when I travel I find fast food the easiest and most convenient but here in Brazil, it seems every fast food place I go to follows "The Subway Method" where they ask you a million questions in Portuguese about exactly how you would like your food, and what ingredients, sauces, etc you would like. This drives me crazy, even in English. Just make a good product that the majority of people like and I'll just pay you and eat it. Anyway, generally food here is decent and their are a lot of options.

Transportation. Most people here recommend Uber and I would as well. I would also like to point out however, that the subway in Rio is quite modern, and a good, cheap, efficient way to cover long distances in the city. I personally hate sitting in a car in traffic, so sometimes I just use the subway.

Accommodation. This has been covered quite well in the forum. I've stayed in Copa (on my first trip through) and now in Centro. I'd go with the majority and say Copa is best for first-timers or short-term stays. There is something magical about be right next to the world-famous beach and it is nice to walk on in the mornings. And yes, Copa can be sketchy in the evenings but not nearly as sketchy as here in Centro. I really wouldn't walk around here after 7 pm. Almost everything is closed. It seemed that more was going on in the evening near the beach.

Anyway, that's it for now. More to come after I've hit some Termas.

[TravelGuy79]

Go to Asha in barra. The hottest girls are there. Straight 10's. And a fuck fest in the back rooms. Highly recommend.

Are single guys allowed in? I live in the US and some club single guys are allowed in and others only single woman. I had pretty good success but I don't know if I would in Brazil are since I don't speak any Portuguese.

[Azn Safado]

"The penalty of overstaying a tourist visa in Brazil is eight reais a day (the maximum is 800 reais). Visitors can either pay the fine when the leave Brazil or when they return. It is not possible to re enter Brazil is the penalty is not paid. You would also not be able to return to Brazil for six months."

As far as I know, the overstay fine had been changed in 2017 to be much steeper. It's now R$100 per day with a maximum of R$10,000.

From this article:

https://paduanseta.jusbrasil.com.br/...eiro-no-brasil


O art. 108 da Nova Lei de Migrao apresenta o teto e o piso da multa, ou seja, o valor mximo que pode ser aplicado e o valor mnimo. Assim, para cada dia irregular no Brasil aplicada uma multa de R$100,00 e esse valor pode chegar ao teto de R$10.000,00. Ou seja, se o imigrante ficar mais de 100 dias irregular sobre o territrio brasileiro, o valor mximo cobrado ser o de R$10.000,00, invariavelmente.

[Spidy]

Of course the time limit still applies. You don't get to waltz into a country and stay forever simply because you don't have to go through a formal visa process. When I entered the country last week the lady verbalized and wrote in my passport, "I am going to give you 90 days." . . .

That was awfully magnanimous of the Customs Officer to give you 90 days, considering that's the default initial tourist maximum (unless later extended another 90 days).

I'm I missing something, as to why she had to explicitly stated the 90 days to you? Could they have given you less than the 90 days?

"The penalty of overstaying a tourist visa in Brazil is eight reais a day (the maximum is 800 reais). Visitors can either pay the fine when the leave Brazil or when they return. It is not possible to re enter Brazil is the penalty is not paid. You would also not be
able to return to Brazil for six months."

On the other hand, $800? Not really a big deal if there are no consequences other than a 6-month ban.

Yep, neither penalty, isn't much of a deterrent to discourage any would be Carioca infidels, from overstaying their welcome.

Are there stiffer penalties that one might face or be applied, depending upon how egregious my illegal overstay might be?

[Mimic86]

Go to Asha in barra. The hottest girls are there. Straight 10's. And a fuck fest in the back rooms. Highly recommend.

There are plenty of swing clubs which are similar. Club Mix Bar is in Praca Xv.

As I've written about, if you go further down the coast in this area, you will find Marambaia Pousada and Cafe, which are excellent.

It is not for everyone. You would have to go with a girl who likes to go to a nude beach, and who likes to swing. The couple we picked up too were a guy who works for a pharma company, Cimed, so I felt like they were fairly safe. Seka was a hot fuck. I drilled her for like 3 hours. At one point she took my dick and put it up her ass to finish. It's 3 days later, and I am still in the afterglow, haha. Plus I sprained my ankle somehow, haha.

[WyattEarp]

She doesn't drink but we were enjoying our time, and more hotties showed up, at some point I felt tempted to consider an upgrade, but I'm glad I didn't. How do you all react to picking a girl to later see others come up that look better?

We've all been there. A hotter girl walks by and you immediately have a brief feeling of monger's remorse.

This is why I think establishing the vibe with a girl is so important. When I feel that positive vibe, I am usually locked-in as the performance usually matches the vibe. This sounds like a silly notion, but for me a 7 or 8 with personality and spunk almost always surpasses a hotter girl at the termas.

Question for you EB. You said when you arrived at 8:30 there were about 25 girls with no more than two 7.5's. How many 8 or 9's did you see later?

Given your time of arrival, I would say those hotter girls were likely busy upstairs with clients. Sometimes if they don't see a lot of guys doing sessions, they will wander around the club having their hair combed, doing make-up, etc. That's why I like to arrive before 6 pm. Of course, when you select a girl and when you session require some strategy.

[WyattEarp]

To me it seems to be common sense, but maybe it is not. Is it really right to hang out at a cleaning company socializing with the employees all day then expect the boss would not have a problem if they come clean for you as soon as their shift is done? Have some tact and discretion people.

Glad you said it Mr E. I've seen foreign guys openly and loudly asking for digits at the termas. For fuck's sake, whisper in the girl's ear. Don't be pushing your phone in front of the girls.

It's obviously easier to get contact info back in the rooms with a girl who provides good service.

[Yossarian]

Also have to be careful of whether your company's WFH policy applies internationally. There are big tax implications of having an employee work outside the country. Most companies don't allow this. And most tech companies have an easy way of finding out.

This is very true. Same with the big banks. If you are going do this you need to set up a VPN to a thin client in the states and log into your work from that thin client. Also, use Google Fi to make and receive phone calls.

[Mr Enternational]

Somebody stop me, because I can not stop myself!

[Mr Enternational]

She was telling the truth. If the door man is watching and decides to snitch, the girl can get hit with a fine because the club didn't get their cut. Many nights, I had to wait around the corner and then jump into a cab.

To me it seems to be common sense, but maybe it is not. Is it really right to hang out at a cleaning company socializing with the employees all day then expect the boss would not have a problem if they come clean for you as soon as their shift is done? Have some tact and discretion people.

[Bravo]

Now, we talked about a proposal, and my plan was to take her back to my hotel. We settled for 500.00 Reals for pernoite, but her shift was not over until midnight. I felt tempted to look into taking her out earlier, but held my ground. She was released at 11 pm anyways. She was a little worried about management seeing her leave with a client, so I waited for her a little down the street from the 4 X4 doors. She said she might get a multa if they find out.

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She was telling the truth. If the door man is watching and decides to snitch, the girl can get hit with a fine because the club didn't get their cut. Many nights, I had to wait around the corner and then jump into a cab.

[EverythingBlue]

So Sunday I only fucked an online girl, then came to the hotel with intentions of hitting the top floor bar and going from there, but it was raining so the bar closed early. I ended up calling it an early night, which was fine. My plan was to hit a Prive or two on Monday.

Yesterday I checked my to do list, and picked Dudas Massagens, they have a list of girls online. I cross referenced with GPArena, and picked a girl named Beatriz. I sent a WhatsApp to them, they replied and I said I'm on my way. When I arrived to 156 Rio Branco I saw a set of elevators that require access by scanning a card. The guy managing the area was friendly, I showed him the sala I was going to, 3320 and with his little English directed me to check in at a set of registration windows, where they took my passport to give me a visitors card. Then a nice lady walked me to the elevator, and told me to take one to the 32 floor, then get off and take the next one to the 33rd floor, she also spoke a little English. Super friendly people here.

I got to the Prive, entered a room where the lady handling the appointments is, and asked for Beatriz. It turns out this girl stays busy, and was only available for 30 min, which I accepted. I paid 90.00 Reals, LOL. Then was shown to another room, with a shower and a bed, it was clean enough and got a bagged towel. I got undressed and rinsed while Beatriz showed up. Then, a Loira about 1.75 m tall walked in, big butt and nice tits, pretty face. She said she's 27 years old. She had a baby scar, but man she is still banging. Her BBBJ was perfect, then put her pussy on my face and OMG it was delicious, she appeared to have an orgasm there. She put the cover on and we fucked in many positions, until she came again, and then I finished while grabbing that big ass.

Amazing value, I would repeat with Beatriz preferably for an hour. I walked around the area to familiarize myself. With time I feel I would enjoy visiting the surroundings, I can tell there are a lot of hidden gems here, many cuties walking around.

At night I headed to Termas 4 X 4. I wasn't convinced about going, but Señor Vagabundo suggested it might be good since at this time of the month Brazilians haven't been paid yet and it might be easier to pick a girl. So I arrived around 8:30 pm. The bottom floor where the whiskeria is was empty, I headed upstairs and got checked in. I opted not to wear a robe, then entered the small termas area. I counted about 25 girls and about as many guys, if not mire. Quality wise it was low, only about 1 or 2 girls I would do, they were 7. 5 in my book, and both busy. A couple of girls approached me and we had little talks, but I decided to wait.

More quality started showing up, then this spinner type girl with a fit body and nice round ass showed up, stood in front of my table showing me the goodies, then walked away. She came back around and did the same, so I grabbed her to talk. We had good chemistry, even with my limited Porto. She doesn't drink but we were enjoying our time, and more hotties showed up, at some point I felt tempted to consider an upgrade, but I'm glad I didn't. How do you all react to picking a girl to later see others come up that look better?

Now, we talked about a proposal, and my plan was to take her back to my hotel. We settled for 500.00 Reals for pernoite, but her shift was not over until midnight. I felt tempted to look into taking her out earlier, but held my ground. She was released at 11 pm anyways. She was a little worried about management seeing her leave with a client, so I waited for her a little down the street from the 4 X4 doors. She said she might get a multa if they find out.

I had an awesome night with her, fucked most of the night, did anal and busted a couple of nuts in the early hours. The only thing I couldn't convince her to do is BBFS, I could tell she wanted it too, I kept trying but she wouldn't budge. This morning we fucked again before she left to her daily life. What a great time I've had in Rio so far, with little money spent. I'm envious of the local guys with means to hobby weekly.

I leave back to SP tomorrow, so far I'm torn as to what city I like best. Clínicas are awesome, but Prives seem like a ridiculous value, and with time I can see newcomers being found there, and enjoyed before becoming popular. What a place to be.

[Nounce]

"If you have a VPN on your computer and you then log into your company's VPN, your connection will be so slow, you won't be able to get any work done.

I am not sure the VPN speed slowdown is cumulative. My guess is you will get the slower of the two.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Very good work Vagabundo. I have a similar mission and try and include a black, caucasion and thai simultaneously, usually a big titted blondie that the other girls are curious about.

More living in harmony and living naturally and free. Enough of that and blowjobs and wars would be a thing of the past.

[Vagabundo1]

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

We all know that people are the same wherever you go.

There is good and bad in everyone.

We learn to live, when we learn to give.

Each other what we need to survive, together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord why don't we?

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, ooh.

We all know that people are the same wherever you go.

There is good and bad in everyone.

We learn to live, when we learn to give.

Each other what we need to survive, together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord why don't we?

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Credit goes to General Palcon for the batteries which powered the mobile Ryobi light!

Monique likes the nude beach, so I go with it.

As I recall you said you went with a terma girl who didn't want to go to the nude beach.

Monique and I always joke around about "I will buy you a branca escrava" . I was totally riffing on that dirty talk the whole time I banged seka -- and she loved it.

There are plenty of swing clubs which are similar. Club Mix Bar is in Praca Xv.

As I've written about, if you go further down the coast in this area, you will find Marambaia Pousada and Cafe, which are excellent.

It is not for everyone. You would have to go with a girl who likes to go to a nude beach, and who likes to swing. The couple we picked up too were a guy who works for a pharma company, Cimed, so I felt like they were fairly safe. Seka was a hot fuck. I drilled her for like 3 hours. At one point she took my dick and put it up her ass to finish. It's 3 days later, and I am still in the afterglow, haha. Plus I sprained my ankle somehow, haha.