Rio de Janeiro Reports

[DexterKas]

Great report with some valuable information.

As the title suggests this is my first trip report from Brazil.

Ill also do something a little different and compare this place to Bogota and Medellin.

First off let me give a salute to the fellas I met.

Chicago85, Carlos, Michaelsamuel, Vagabundo, Jimmyboy.

Great wingmen. Great fellas to shoot the shit and talk to.

Arriving: I arrived in the evening and flew through immigration in about 15 minutes.

Before I exited I just paid the nose bleed prices from one of the official taxi services.

Could have gotten it cheaper via uber but first time arriving at night I decided to go for the easiest option.

As far as I could tell the ATMs are located outside and upstairs. You will have to walk past the taxi mafia and pull out money while in gen pop. If there was another ATM before the exit I didn't see it. That said I took reals back with me so I can hit the ground running next time.

Tip: I mostly used bradesco ATMs. When pulling out money there is a section where it asks if you accept the shitty conversion. You can say no and it will still let you pull out money (thanks michalsamual!

Ok time for the girls.

I don't remember prices so Ill just mention if you're able to get your willy wet for under or over 500 reals at these spots.

Quatro Por Quatro aka 4 x4.

Rua Buenos Aires 44.

This is a tier 1 terma / boate (still dunno the difference).

A dude gives you a card as you walk in. Go upstairs and hand them the card and they will give you a wristband with a number. The chubby blond person (still dunno their gender) with a little pony tail speaks good English if you have any questions. Everything you do there will be added to the tab of your bracelet. You pay when you are ready to leave. Make sure you keep the receipt. You need it to exit.

Wide variety of girls of different sizes, colors. Looks range from about 7-10.

I went about four (didn't plan this LOL) times. Each time I sessioned. Each session was satisfactory-good.

Under 500.

4 x 4 bang for the buck 5/5.

Whiskeria 74.

Rua the Quitanda, 74.

Small terma around the corner from 4 x4.

Much smaller fewer selection of girls.

Didn't session here. I imagine under 500 tho.

Bang for the buck 2/5.

Could be higher if there was a larger selection of girls.

Vm.

One evening vagabundo was generous with his time to give a VM tour. The man took a break from a threesome with Ivanka trump and Michelle Obama that would have left the latter preggo with a love child, just to get the band back together again. What a sacrifice. A true Swiss patriot. Salute.

Anyhow VM is wild as described. Topless chicks wandering around, high homeless dude with a black eye walking up and down the street with a full box of pizza offering a slice. You name it. I don't ever see a dull moment here.

One sexy girl did quote me 80 reals. I didn't take her up on it. I was scared of what the room looked like judging from outside.

Bang for the buck 2/5.

Mosaico.

Are. Hilrio Ribeiro, 243.

You know for the reputation VM gets for nasty rooms and general scene this place was pretty legit.

It had a better base room than 4 x 4, perola negra, Eden spa, and any of the central prives. It was pretty surprising.

Few girls the night I went but did manage to session.

Under 500.

Given the distance and small options.

Bang for the buck 4/5.

Paris cafe.

Av. Das Amricas, 15105.

Went twice. Nice large space.

I didn't session either time but that was not for any issue with the place.

If you like spinners this is the place to be. First time I went there was about a half dozen.

The next time well over a dozen.

Two things I don't like about it. 1. its far as fuck2. The girls chain smoke like its 1942. Seriously.

It. Was. Nonstop. Smoking.

While I didn't session here I did peek the price.

Under 500.

Given how far it is and all the smoking yet hot girls.

Bang for the buck 3/5.

Perola Negra.

Av. Do Pep, 400 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro.

Went to this place three times sessioned twice.

Only one session was good.

The thing I found with this place is its typically filled with a lot of local guys.

They will harbor shark the prettiest girls for hours and hours without ever sessioning with them or allowing them to. I get it they live there no pressure. If you are visiting tho your time is limited.

That if there were a ton of great looking girls this wouldn't be an issue. Sadly there are not. Mostly 5-7's.

If you see a good looking girl here grab her. I learned. On my third trip I walked thru the door. Spotted a girl. Took her upstairs. Left five min after I was done.

Also note that while the prices here are set by the house the girls do have some agency. The girls can't overcharge you but they can do things like refuse to go with you for less than xyz time or have a minimum sized room they will session in. They may do this because they want a certain amount of money or to turn off customers they don't want to session with. In any case this happened to both me and my wingman.

The space itself is big. It has a nice patio to get away from the music. I wish Paris cafe had this to get away from the smoke.

Its not super far and it does have a fair amount of women. Can get your willy wet for under 500.

Bang for the buck 3/5.

Solarium.

Rua JJ Seabra, 21.

The smallest of the termas / boates I visited.

The women here are dressed nicely and well put together. Looks slightly above the other terms. Imo none was under a 7. That said it was about the end of the appeal for me. I don't know for sure but I get the impression this is the kind of place where the girls can refuse certain customers. I counted at least five that avoided eye contact with me when I looked at them. Sure others were pleasant enough but not enough to justify the price IMO.

It will cost north of 500 to get action and probably closer to the 1000 end.

I didn't session here and would not return. It also is not close to copa or centro.

If you're feeling homesick and miss the feeling of chasing after women with dour expressions give this place a shot.

Bang for the buck 1/5.

Centro prives.

Time to start comparing to Colombia.

The prives here are very spread out. Many of buildings require ID and / or a photograph to enter. God only knows what database this info is being stored on and for how long and shared with whom. In addition to this many are 20th or higher floor. Rooms can be ok or filthly. Building 33 on 13 de maio looks like a scene out of raid redemption.

Comparing this to Colombian casas. Casas there are typically within a few blocks of each other. No more than one flight of stairs. No fort knox treatment at the door. Usually they just buzz you in and you can be in and out in under 5 minutes if the selection is not to your liking. The casas in Colombia usually have at least 6 girls. No golden girls either.

13 de maio, 33 building.

To enter this building you have to go thru a side alley. If you get lost there may be one of the guys handing out flyers for the casas on 13 de maio itself. Have them guide you up.

Rooms.

2102-only two women both should be retired.

2103 -Best lineup. Filthy rooms.

2107- another retirement home and only two.

3206-decent rooms. Decent line up.

47 building.

610-only 2 girls available. Neither looked good.

Rua Rosario 157 - about 9 girls 3 doable. Decent rooms.

Darkroom.

Praa Olavo Bilac 28.

Crazy security on a high floor.

Someone else gave perfect directions " To get to Darkroom, you must go to the 20th floor, then getting off the elevator you go right and you look for the sign that says "Cobertura" follow those red Cobertura signs to a door that leads to a new stairway. Go up those stairs and first door you see you go in. Then you look for the door "Cobertura 6".

Only about 4 girls.

Rooms are decent.

Onix terapias
v. Rio Branco, 156 sala 2235.

Another place with crazy convoluted security on a high floor.

About a dozen girls half decent.

Small room.

Centro prives bang for the buck 2/5.

Mabs.

Av. Prado Jnior, 16 A. Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22011-040, Brazil.

Basically a sports bar where a lot of freelancers hang out at night. Avergage looks 5-7's.

I sessioned with one girl I got from here. Lucky me she was a gold star. It was her first day in rio. She claims I was the first client she ever had. When it came time to discuss price she had to ask to wing woman if she was giving me the right price. I can see it being a nice pick up place on a lazy Sunday.

Bang for the buck 3/5.

Eden spa.

Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 - Sala 401 and 302.

A step up from the centro prives. Reminds me more of a Colombia casa. Easy in easy out. Wider selection. Shift changes till evening. Decent rooms.

This was my go to in copa.

401 had the better looking girls imo. I never sessioned with girls in 302.

Sala 206 Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583.

Dunno the name of this place. About 6 girls. Only two doable.

It seemed to be run by rookies. Not professional at all. Filthy rooms like a centro prive.

Best bet here IMO is to get a number and session with her outside of this place.

Bang for the buck 4/5.

Photoacompanhantes.

This was my shining star. I wish I spent less time in centro and more on this website.

The thing with this kinds sight is for better or for worse you cut the middle man out.

Both you and the girl are assuming a bit of risk you otherwise may not when going to a terma, prive.

For her the better is she is getting all the money and probably a bit more agency.

The risk is the dude could be a maniac. Almost any man can fuck up any woman easily with his bare hands.

Some of these girls probably have weapons or share a place with someone to mitigate the risk a bit.

This leads me into the risk for the fellas doing incall. While you are there dining at the why the another person can shank you or the girl herself can attack you or there may not even be a girl at all. She could also say you "violated" her and shake you down for money or call the police. Yeah I may be paranoid but I think these are valid things to consider. My suggestion is if you see a girl you like on there check to see if she has been reviewed on gparena.

Now the benefits to having a girl off the website is they seem more relaxed imo. The are not watching the clock as hard. No bell ringing or knocking at the door. I think these types of sessions shine the most on repeat visits after some trust is established.

Anyhow I did four incall sessions this way. Prices ranged from 100 reals to 500 reals. Guess which session was the best? Yup the 100. YMMV.

Bang for the buck 5/5.

General impressions of Rio while it is nice and there is a lot of action one thing that stood out to me is the palpable on edge and tense feeling. If you don't get what I mean imagine superimposing all the fort knox buildings, military police roaming all over the place with road blocks (we did get caught in one one night). Over a beach city like miami or maybe even Pattaya. It would instantly stand out.

Aside from this food was ok. Weather was not too hot. It was fairly easy to get around by uber. I didn't try 99. Some people swear by it. Others told me only use it if your ok being taken to a favela and beheaded.

Would I return to RJ?

Yes.

I'd like to visit SP first tho.

[TjBrazil]

What escort site is most reliable where the girls look like the picture for the most part and the prices are around 100 dollars for 1 hour.

[Sun08]

I was at the RJ Massagem in Copacabana two days ago. They have two other locations as well. The facility was very nice and clean. They offer Tantrica (R $200) and Nuru massage (R $350). Their website has pictures of the massagistas and at least in my case the pictures were real. This place does not offer sex and based on what they sent thru whatsapp, you can't touch the girl. I asked the girl that I was with whether she sees her clients outside for sex and she said no. I think that can depend from one girl to another. Overall a good place except the restriction they have.

[Sun08]

First time in Rio. Does anyone know if Mercury Boutique Copacabana is guest friendly. If not, is there a short term cheaper hotel nearby that I can use when needed.

Appreciate any advise. Also, any escort services that are legit.

The two motels, the Lido and the Vanity motel in Copacabana have been mentioned here before. Also there is this site to check for love motels.

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro

[TjBrazil]

As a lifelong monger, I'm not "bored" of sex. I'm "bored" of mediocre WGs.

The longer you monger, the more picky you become. And if you can't find the specific type of woman you want, mongering becomes very boring.

In my experience, mongering is 99% getting through the trash, so you can find the 1% treasure. Finding those 1% gems is worth it, but navigating through the trash is boring.

How old are you, weight, any medical conditions.

[TjBrazil]

I do an Iron Condor on TLT and SPY, which is a way of selling premium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZZYNFZpSM

I fucked her yes. She was from Portugal and went back. Her name on BarraVIPSRio was Mia Sales. She has a very nice ass, is very cute, nice mouth, hot and fun. We fucked in my room, and she only then informed me that she was a pro. She wanted 800. I gave her 300 and told her she hadn't made it clear up front and I was just a poor teacher. I woudn't recommend her, though, as I get better sex for even less from centro prive girls who are well trained by the locals to fuck and suck for less and with good service.

Girls stay in Barra if they can because of safety. Copa is in the middle of 3 favelas, easy escape venues for criminals with your cell phone and you (but not the police) in hot pursuit. You can go to the beach with a laptop and trade options on the beach in Barra because it is whites only, strong enforcement of stupid rules (I know because they enforce those rules on me at the gym, like you need workout shorts to get in, can't just be Bermuda shorts. Stupid stuff like that..

Every girl on that site is a hooker, why would money not be discussed. Confused she came over without talking rates.

[Vagabundo1]

I do an Iron Condor on TLT and SPY, which is a way of selling premium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZZYNFZpSM

I fucked her yes. She was from Portugal and went back. Her name on BarraVIPSRio was Mia Sales. She has a very nice ass, is very cute, nice mouth, hot and fun. We fucked in my room, and she only then informed me that she was a pro. She wanted 800. I gave her 300 and told her she hadn't made it clear up front and I was just a poor teacher. I woudn't recommend her, though, as I get better sex for even less from centro prive girls who are well trained by the locals to fuck and suck for less and with good service.

Girls stay in Barra if they can because of safety. Copa is in the middle of 3 favelas, easy escape venues for criminals with your cell phone and you (but not the police) in hot pursuit. You can go to the beach with a laptop and trade options on the beach in Barra because it is whites only, strong enforcement of stupid rules (I know because they enforce those rules on me at the gym, like you need workout shorts to get in, can't just be Bermuda shorts. Stupid stuff like that. But the former military officer in me recognizes what is going on. They are keeping out the riff raff, the zona norte criminals who would try, and who do try to infiltrate every other high value housing property in Rio de Janeiro, just see the movie, Dom on amazonprime dot com).

I stay in Barra because of safety.

My trade option for the day ETF GDX extremely undervalued, with a little patience it can double or even more.

Nice picture, did you open Pandora's box?

I'm curious about your opinion, why do you think a good amount of girls stay in Barra instead of Copa?

[Travalot]

First time in Rio. Does anyone know if Mercury Boutique Copacabana is guest friendly. If not, is there a short term cheaper hotel nearby that I can use when needed.

Appreciate any advise. Also, any escort services that are legit.

[Rocko20]

I have to admit, I'm getting pretty bored with sex now. I don't know if it's age, weight gain, or low testosterone, but none of these trips are that exciting anymore. I feel like Bernie Mac in this clip but he is only 42 here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GNP8...IG1hYyBzZXg%3D.

As a lifelong monger, I'm not "bored" of sex. I'm "bored" of mediocre WGs.

The longer you monger, the more picky you become. And if you can't find the specific type of woman you want, mongering becomes very boring.

In my experience, mongering is 99% getting through the trash, so you can find the 1% treasure. Finding those 1% gems is worth it, but navigating through the trash is boring.

[Rio Bob]

Thanks, very helpful.

Vagabundo trades options.

Which is why I have planned sex tours at high wi fi spots 11 h30 - 12 h30 and 16 h-17 h, Monday. Friday, see above. Extra credit for intelligent wingmen who can talk the markets, global macro. The indexes I trade are SPY and TLT.

Mundo do Macacos is my name for the condo where I live. If they could just get fiber, it would be fine. On the plus side barravips girls live here (see image), like her who lives on the 10th floor, and I bend them over for the house rate on the penthouse cuberto on the 15th floor. As bubba boy said, she is now in the catch and release program as I prefer the centro prive girls who I have trained for 300 pernoites which would be difficult to negotiate with her.

My trade option for the day ETF GDX extremely undervalued, with a little patience it can double or even more.

Nice picture, did you open Pandora's box?

I'm curious about your opinion, why do you think a good amount of girls stay in Barra instead of Copa?

[TjBrazil]

I flew into GIG on a domestic connecting flight. The walk from the airplane to baggage claim was very long.

Yep, if you're a older monger you will feel every inch of that walk.

[Explorer8939]

The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.

I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.

When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.

I flew into GIG on a domestic connecting flight. The walk from the airplane to baggage claim was very long.

[TjBrazil]

The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.

I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.

When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.

I have to admit, I'm getting pretty bored with sex now. I don't know if it's age, weight gain, or low testosterone, but none of these trips are that exciting anymore. I feel like Bernie Mac in this clip but he is only 42 here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GNP8...IG1hYyBzZXg%3D.

[Nounce]

Are you guys getting issues from embassy about picture quality on photos being sent.

He had issue.

Applied 12/24, responded on 1/2 that photo was not clear enough (I took a picture of an actual passport photo), re-took a selfie on a white wall, resized it to 2 x2 (600 pixels), and re-uploaded. No response yet. I don't fly out until the 11th so I have another week, but yes its an annoying process. I believe they send the visa via email.

[TjBrazil]

Are you guys getting issues from embassy about picture quality on photos being sent.