Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Nounce]

Funny post but I am thinking about something else 😉. I think you also help me understand a little more about the Brasileiras.

...When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?...

Do you mean New York? In New York, LA or some other larger cities, I think you won't stand out too much so your example does not apply to all cities in US, unless you are wearing Vasco shirt😁.

[CervejaGelada]

I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt!

Well they say: Deus é brasileiro" so we all are my friend. Yes Brasileiros are more polite than gringos in some situations, and maybe less polite in other situations. But in a situation like a restaurant or meal we say "estou satisfeito", I am satisfied, instead of "I do not want any more" or "I am full". Also, when I ask a woman if she will like a drink, I say "aceitaria uma bebida" , would you accept a drink. And in response she can say "Aceito", "accept. It is more educated than "do you want" "yes I want. Small things like this are nice but not critical. I think Brasileiros understand foreigners and we do not expect you to be exactly like us. As you can see many English words are now being used in Brasil, like "feedback" and "black Friday". We do not like arrogant people or rude people. But I think everyone dislikes those people.

[Gabbarsing]

So like many mongers, I have this fantasy of recording my did. Are Brazilian girls open to that sorta kinks? If no, then is there any (spy) camera fellow mongers can recommend to recording the deeds.

P.S: I am landing Rio in 10 days, I will return back to community by providing detailed daily reports.

[Spidy]

Back to Rio. Going to Rio in a couple months after a disappointing Medellin trip. Haven't been to Rio in I think 10 years...

What is Casablanca terma...
Is Barbarellas still open...

Look, I don't have boots on the ground, but I'll give my 2-cents worth and tell you what I know, w/r to several of your questions.

• Casablanca - Is located a block away from Dolca Vita Night Club, on Rua Duvivier, at the T-intersection where Don Juan Strip Club (if you were around) used to be. This place has changed names over the years, so you may remember it under a different name/management.
  
  Some describe it like an American night club. Expect to see girls from many of the Clubs that the girls work at, in the Prada Junior area, (ie. Mabs, Boate Kalabria, Angel's Bar/Prof.Bar, Franks Bar/Black Cat/Club Senso, ex-Balcony, ex-Barbarella, ex-Cicciolina and the SW in the Prada Jr. area).
  
  I used it as a last resort, to pull GDPs at 2-4 am, if I was in the mood and I found something of interest.
  
  Some BM, from older reports see Casablanca as a clip-joint. However newer recent reports from some BM, say they had a great time and a good selection of girls. YMMV as did mine.

• Barbarellas - Has been closed since about late June, 2020. Here is a article w/r to its closing, if you're lamenting the joint:
  
  https://diariodorio.com/barbarella-b...-apos-44-anos/

I look forward to the your report.

[Vagabundo1]

My date figured it out.

I forgot.

I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.

[The Cane]

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

Yes indeed this is some funny laughing out loud shit hahahaha! Well fortunately enough for me, I don't need to resort to wearing some kind of shirt to fit in. As long as I keep my mouth shut, Brazilians think I am Brazilian LOLOLOL! But as soon as I open my mouth hehehe! It's done LOL!

[Dobandun22]

Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.

I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.

[Anaggie]

Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.

This right here made me laugh so hard 🤣.

My friend. I think the gringos want to assimilate and don't want to look like outsiders even though their assimilation attempts make them stick out a like a sore thumb. I don't even try to assimilate. I know I am an outsider and try to behave as best as I can while I am guest in your country.

[Dobandun22]

I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt!

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?.

[Vagabundo1]

Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.

Not seeing any rooms with both a hot tub and stripper pole at Corinto, at least not in the pictures. Which suites provide that? Because it certainly sounds like fun haha.

For those of you mongers getting BBFS: how did you approach it? Last time I went, I enjoyed myself covered. I was also mongering with some local friends and there's definitely a culture around sexual safety so didn't want to kill the mood. But this next time I go I'm 100% dedicated to getting some bare.

I'll get some tests, but is it best to just ask, to just tip, etc? Trip shaping up to be 8-9 days Rio, 2-3 days Sampa, probably mid March or early May.

[CervejaGelada]

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.

[Dobandun22]

Not seeing any rooms with both a hot tub and stripper pole at Corinto, at least not in the pictures. Which suites provide that? Because it certainly sounds like fun haha.

For those of you mongers getting BBFS: how did you approach it? Last time I went, I enjoyed myself covered. I was also mongering with some local friends and there's definitely a culture around sexual safety so didn't want to kill the mood. But this next time I go I'm 100% dedicated to getting some bare.

I'll get some tests, but is it best to just ask, to just tip, etc? Trip shaping up to be 8-9 days Rio, 2-3 days Sampa, probably mid March or early May.

Bambina is a great sex motel.

The top shelf motel is Panda on Sao Clemente, right around the corner.

Best property IMHO is Sao Clemente 114, Verandas Sao Clemente, especially a ap that overlooks the student hostel with live music into the wee hours. That is a killer pernoite vibe and will get good performance out of the hoars.

My top rec for sex motels is Corinto. Suite with BOTH a hidro and a sauna and of course a stripper pole is recommended.

OK, as for swing, it is all in the attitude.

You go into VM. Go to Casa 13. Cacau (who I was calling Ann Amari) says she will go to nude beach. Next to Casa 13, you can find the girl I call Monique, who I took to the nude beach (abrico). Actually, she requested it. You need a crazy chick like Monique. Monique recruited the white girl, was even having sex with her in the car ride back from the nude beach to my ap, so it was game on from the start..

[Turgid]

This type of thing often works in my favor in certain types of settings. For example with street beggars, who may assume I have less money than some other person, so they hit the "others" up for money and not me. Or, maybe when I'm walking around in a bazaar or market or something and don't want to be bothered by all of the touts running around chasing after other ethnic types because they're supposedly the ones with the money. And there I am loaded! Hahaha! Dumb fucks! Don't want to respect me as an individual then you don't deserve any of my money anyway! I do business with those who treat me with respect and don't fret about those who don't. Their loss. Literally! Some tute doesn't want these fists full of euros, then I just move on to one who does. And there are plenty! More than I could ever handle. Next!

Many Asians, especially Chinese, suspect non-Asians of being heavily armed. Truth is that Asian girls generally are no tighter than other ethnicities. I always have a smile on my face when I remember that Chinese girl in Indonesia who said to me "Be gentle I have Chinese pussy" then while banging her I discovered she was no tighter than most other working girls and banged away to my hearts delight.

[TjBrazil]

Going to Rio in a couple months after a disappointing Medellin trip. Haven't been to Rio in I think 10 years. Looking forward to the 5 to 1 exchange rate in the #1 mongering destination before the dollar crashes. I'm reading the board and trying to catch up. What is Casablanca terma. I don't remember that one from back then.

Can someone give a 2022 update on all the main termas and Help type bars that are open now. 10 years is a long time and I feel like a rookie again. Also, what are the top 2 or 3 hotels that are girl friendly and no extra charge. Did the game move to Airbnb instead of hotels. Is Barbarellas still open. Is the rude women at the front desk at Centaurus that always tried to keep your change as a tip still working there. Do they still charge you the whole amount of girl and entrance upfront. How does 4 x 4 look since the fire and remodel. Thanks.

[Vagabundo1]

Bambina is a great sex motel.

The top shelf motel is Panda on Sao Clemente, right around the corner.

Best property IMHO is Sao Clemente 114, Verandas Sao Clemente, especially a ap that overlooks the student hostel with live music into the wee hours. That is a killer pernoite vibe and will get good performance out of the hoars.

My top rec for sex motels is Corinto. Suite with BOTH a hidro and a sauna and of course a stripper pole is recommended.

OK, as for swing, it is all in the attitude.

You go into VM. Go to Casa 13. Cacau (who I was calling Ann Amari) says she will go to nude beach. Next to Casa 13, you can find the girl I call Monique, who I took to the nude beach (abrico). Actually, she requested it. You need a crazy chick like Monique. Monique recruited the white girl, was even having sex with her in the car ride back from the nude beach to my ap, so it was game on from the start. Actually, both Monique and seka, the white girl were blowing me, her husband and several other men on the beach. So, you know, swing is a thing that happens, it's not just limited to ClubMixBar in Praca XV, or in Asha in Barra, or 2 a2 in Botafogo. It is a libertine vibe (helped a lot by ganja) that you and your hoar create and then kind of roll along with.

After sharing moments with friends in the weekend I collected beautiful memories in the surroundings of Rio, visiting Marica and Cabo Frio.

My second week of mongering started again on Monday with another visit to Euro Rio Spa, a parlour in Barra the Tijuca, near the Metro station. The line-up was again a true blessing and this time I shared my time with Andressa. Blond and tanned Loira with an amazing porn attitude.

Other experiences on various weekdays were yet another visit to Vitoria, RJ massagem. Such an amazing energy, the best nuru I ever had and even better then the first time. But, unfortunately (or luckily in this case) Vitoria does only handjobs. It is still an unforgettable experience. Sayuri advertises on various sites with massage plus sex. I decided just to go for it, payed the 450 R for 90 minutes and was pleasantly surprised. She is in her late 30's or begin 40's, still good-looking and has an obvious well-taken cared body and an amazing ass.

With a lot of playtime in the first week and the shrinking wallet, I decided that evening / night playtimes should only be spontaneous and extremely hot. This meant cruising along avenida atlantica, having a drink in MABs and just wing-it. A short-haired university morena and a dupla with a preta and branca was the result of these evenings..