Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

History buffs: Don't forget Lilith who featured in Mesopotamian and Judaic mythology, wife of Adam but expelled from Eden for lack of obedience to Adam. I interpret this as her love of BBJCIM rather than getting knocked up and creating God's flock.

Stinky Squid and some other authors here made some amazing posts on the care and feeding of women. Keep in mind you women of 19-24 are, as Cyndi Lauper sang interested in this: "Girls just want to have fun" rather than hanging with old dudes, many with beer guts, sometimes clingy like a puppy, horny, and often ugly with bad breath. Youth only comes around once. Imagine yourself at 20 licking out a fat old wrinkled hag for money and squirting all over you. You might do it, but you would also want to get distracted and forget it. Flakiness to us is their mental escape from their other fairly sordid transaction life. They are in it for the money. Youth for cash. We are buying an illusion just like the gambling industry or supporting a political franchise (called a party) thinking you "belong" to something. This self-delusion is a pleasant bit of play, so long as Jack knows that all play makes Jack a miserable boy, dosed up on too much dopamine. Stay fit, don't drink, don't smoke, stay away from junk food (pretty much everything) and keep up your grooming and dental care. It's not for the girls, but for YOU !

Theodora was certainly a minx that appears to have caused a great deal of sexual jealously of her biographer. Would have been fun to know her and Justinian.

Returning to Lilith and her traditional Talmudic rituals, I am carrying on my tooth enamel experiment of tonsil massage and BBJCIM as my unique contribution to American aid and medical science. I accept that my record keeping and data follow up probably lacks orthodox rigor, and may even offend feminist/woke ethical frameworks. As mentioned previously, and thanks to Vagabond, there is a Michelle Obama doppelgnger with whom I hope to re-enact Bill Clinton's pioneering work. Imagine the secret service snickering as the muffled cries from oval room and a beaming Billy exiting and the infamous cum splattered dress! Kkkkk.

[Junior11]

Are you serious about povidone iodine? I don't know what will happen when it is inside the pipe, but when you apply it outside, won't it color your pipe brown LOL? Or maybe your pipe is brown already so it does not matter for you?!

But do buy yourself a bottle of povidone iodine, the brown solution. This is the real stuff that surgeons use for disinfection of anything on the patient before cutting or shoving anything big inside. You wash your dick around and then you actually squirt this stuff up your pipe. Do it early and if you sense any burning, do it often. Like, after every time you pee you wash your glans and you squirt this stuff in by holding up the little man and with the nozzle of the bottle down, you stick it into the mouth of the urethra and you squeeze. Make sure you hold your little man on the side, so as not to squeeze your urethra shut. This stuff should NOT burn. If it burns, it means you have something. This means you really need to do this treatment. If you do it on the same day (ideally as soon as you come back to your room after the deed was done) then you should never have to worry again.

[Golfinho]

50 years old. Can you guys recommend the best ED drug. I know there are a few different ones now. What are your experiences with the different ones. Should I just go with the longest acting ones.

Familiarize yourself with the products in Mundo Verde. After a little trial and error, you'll get the perfect mix for your needs. There's a shop in Centro with fresh ingredients if you want to do it the way Brazilians do it. No need to ever use Big Pharma products, not in this country.

[Bravo]

I was in 4 X4 yesterday and had a great convo with a newbie and a vet, the 3 of us were talking about the changes in Rio. For the newbie, it was paradise. It was his 3rd day in country, and he was as happy as a pig in shit. The vet and I were complaining that it seems like the freelancers are all asking for 100 bucks an hour now, we explained that for 100 bucks you would get all night and then early afternoon from a help girl. It seems like the girls are asking for and sticking to the 500 R price, luckily, I have a rolodex for friends from the past that will still do all night. The problem is, they are all getting into their mid to late 30's and wear and tear is showing. LOL!!

Even the prive girls are asking for crazy prices!

I had one prive girl give me her number. She told me that out of the 150 R I pay for an hour in the prive, she gets 75 R. I told her to come to my centro hotel before she starts working and I would give her 200 R for an hour. (I explained that it was almost 3 X what she would get at the prive, plus, she wouldn't have to give the house a cut). She countered with 375 R an hour, plus I had to pay for her Uber from her house and to work after. All in all, it would have come up to about 525 R for the hour. I explained that it was crazy for me to pay that kind of price when I could just pay 150 R at the prive and fuck her there instead of paying 500 R to fuck in her in my hotel. No matter how hard I tried to get her to reconsider, she just couldn't understand that she was overpricing herself.

Side Note: It appears that the Roof Top Bar at Pestana doesn't have a DJ and Music on the weekends anymore. I took a date on Saturday and it was dead, only 3 couples. Still has the amazing few but its dead without the DJ.

[Nordico]

Is there a limit to how much you can purchase at duty free? I know there is a limit of 500 dollars when bringing gifts into the country but if you purchase everything in duty free, do you bypass that rule?

Since last July the limit is USD 1000 for the gifts and alcohol and USD 1000 for arrival duty free. https://www.gov.br/receitafederal/pt...-and-duty-free.

[Mr Enternational]

Is there a limit to how much you can purchase at duty free? I know there is a limit of 500 dollars when bringing gifts into the country but if you purchase everything in duty free, do you bypass that rule?

Here you go.

https://www.worldtravelguide.net/gui...ney-duty-free/

[Bravo]

Is there a limit to how much you can purchase at duty free? I know there is a limit of 500 dollars when bringing gifts into the country but if you purchase everything in duty free, do you bypass that rule?

[DustyRode]

I know another board member that is about the same age that goes through this and he does not see it as a good thing. He is actually frustrated by it. Seems it is the sex that counts for you, while for him it is the blowing of the load that matters.

I ended up blowing the load with some of the girls. I enjoy the sex regardless. I don't get frustrated by it. I look at the good side. I pay for an hour and get to take full advantage. If I don't finish with one girl then I go back and get another girl and try it again. It is probably an issue with some seniors. I never had that issue when I was younger. I don't have erectile dysfunction yet so that's a bonus.

[Xpartan]

50 years old. Can you guys recommend the best ED drug. I know there are a few different ones now. What are your experiences with the different ones. Should I just go with the longest acting ones.

If you tolerate Cialis well, I find it superior to Viagra. Maybe it's just me, but using Cialis also works like an aphrodisiac for me, while V just does its job (but does it well). The problem with see for me, is that my heart rate goes berserk along with the excitement, and would only return to normal in a day or two. But again, if it doesn't have any side effects for you, I'd start with see.

Keep in mind, though, that one major sexual side effect of any ED drug, is that it delays the climax. And while it might sound like a good thing to some guys, it often is not. Like Kramer said, sometimes it's enough already, and I just want to sleep, KKKK.

[Steve 9696]

50 years old. Can you guys recommend the best ED drug. I know there are a few different ones now. What are your experiences with the different ones. Should I just go with the longest acting ones.

I use both Cialis and Viagra generic depending on the situation. Both work equally well with few side effects for me. Main one is bloodshot eyes. Lumify eyedrops are AMAZING for this. Forget visine and that shit. These you literally go from bloodshot to bright white in about two minutes.

I use K Health online pharmacy out of Florida and have been happy.

I use Viagra if I know I am for sure fucking one or two times in next few hours and then prob some other day later in the week and would retake then. I use Cialis when on a multi girl binge. Even tho it can last a few days I usually top up each day. But in a pinch it will def last three days no problem. If I had to choose one it would be Cialis because you don't have to time it. You could take it Sunday and not fuck till Mon or Tues.

[Stinky Squid]

I will never cease to be amazed at how stupid and short-sighted women can be, especially the younger ones.

Yes, in those cases it may just be they don't like you that much. With my two prospects I just came off my first date. The educated one with good family and no children, so I completed my save-a-ho mission with her by yanking her out of the place. I had messaged her Friday (against the general advice, but hey, I find weekends are difficult with the paid options, so I really wanted to try a quiet weekend with going to the beach and all. I got her to commit. Came Saturday and she said they wouldn't let her go. The thing is, just with my other sweetie, they get them on their final pay. They hold back the payment until the very end. If she wants to leave a day earlier (or even just feels bad) they don't let her go, they would not pay anything. Of course it's illegal. These places can be very abusive.

(That girl told me the boss of that one establishment, has another establishment also, believe it or not, that is such an asshole, he put his own 18 year old daughter to rent out her pussy. I mean, imagine the kind of human being who would do that, and then imagine how much of a heart he'll have for other men's daughters. And this is a true 24 hours place, I. e., you can go there any time of day or night, and they are on straight 24 hours multi day duty. Sign up for 10 days straight and they do not get out or lose their money.).

Anyway, I was insisting and ultimately paying a slightly exaggerated bar fine to get her out. Just because I really wanted the weekend to be that and not random other encounters. So at 3 am finally she arrived at my cheap hotel in Niteroi, where some 8 hours earlier I had two very nice and cute girls over for a little revenge fuck. The next morning we went to the beach-near AirBnB I had booked for us, at least to enjoy the Sunday. Now this wasn't the commercial deal any more, and she started warming up to me more and more. Cuddling all night was really nice. And she left immediately messaging me that she misses me already and felt so good in my arms and all. And I totally like her, kind of my type, and she is a quality girl. Left me with her condoms and lidocaine gel and the other gel, because she doesn't need it any more and doesn't want her parents to find it by accident.

So the story of this one is she was doing this for 2 months after she had lost her regular job because she didn't want to move with the company, so she could finish her law school. Chew on that. A girl can get herself through law school this way. Something a young man can never do. But the opportunities to work in some house are not so abundant, so they actually take pretty shitty deals. She pretty much hated the job and used lidocaine gel to not feel anything, like pain. So, when we two clicked, it was because she thought I was being nice, and she told me very few are, and she didn't give her number to (m) any. Taken with the right size grain of salt, it sounded legit.

So, this one was redeemed. I think she'll respond to me quicker from now on.

But today my oh so sweet girl is also back to work for her last couple of days after the weekend. (I don't know why so many of those places take the weekend off, it doesn't seem to make sense, since many working dudes have more time on weekends.) And I am ready to pay her an unannounced visit. I am quite pumped up, because I was quite smitten by her. Her story too isn't so simple. She has two kids, and I think I found out on social media that probably the dad of her youngest died couple of years ago and she doesn't seem to be over it. So, there are real stories everywhere. They aren't all trash. I have this big heart and as you know I kind of enjoy treating them as anything between my love interest and my own daughters. I don't feel this sense of "women are oppressed so I need to rescue damsels in distress", no, because women have this amazing opportunity that guys just don't have. But then I just look for whether there is someone who is worth, who treats me well and genuine, and then I love to extend my hand.

Now what I'll do with all of those is going to be a question. But let's see how it goes today.

[Stinky Squid]

50 years old. Can you guys recommend the best ED drug. I know there are a few different ones now. What are your experiences with the different ones. Should I just go with the longest acting ones.

The best of the pills is tadalafil, because it has a long term effect. You could take 5 MG per day and it probably helps you out at any time. There isn't this immediate effect, in fact, you might find that the best effect is the long lasting one after an hour.

There is another sure-fire way, for which you could visit the Doctor Instituto Cavalcanti in São Paulo and he gives you a prescription for a bimix, injection, and you go to the Flucca Pharmacia de Manipulação (or rather you contact them by WhatsApp) pass your prescription (do the highest concentration). The doctor's consultation costs 800 reais and the 5 ML bottles aren't cheap either. But effectiveness is 100%.

[Chica Chaser]

Well, it's time for a trip report from my Rio trip...

As others have said, great report. Glad you wrote it.

[TjBrazil]

Thanks for the report and how old are you?

50 years old. Can you guys recommend the best ED drug. I know there are a few different ones now. What are your experiences with the different ones. Should I just go with the longest acting ones.

[PussyRiot]

Just don't have the energy anymore.

Thanks for the report and how old are you?