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11-01-21 06:58 #25152
Posts: 1956Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
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10-31-21 17:16 #25151
Posts: 6420Sensitivity
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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10-31-21 15:52 #25150
Posts: 5652Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 22:07 #25149
Posts: 6420Body Hair
Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 21:24 #25148
Posts: 2707Shave Those Balls!
Got to agree with Vagabundo here having just taken the plunge. I shaved my balls super close and clean and wow did I have a week of fun. First with my regular girl that I see once a month and then an unexpected duo. In both cases they were all over those shaved balls spending a ton of time down there and totally slathering them up. It was AMAZING- especially the duo where one or the other was on BLS pretty much the whole time.
More awesome ball work this week than in last ten years combined! I am convinced that lesbian/bi girls (all three are) like licking and sucking clean shaven balls as much as they like eating pussy. Just do it!
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10-30-21 19:16 #25147
Posts: 10Originally Posted by Lefeu [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 13:58 #25146
Posts: 2245How to Shave Your Balls in 4 x 4, Vasco and Palmeiras, Pernoite 400
How to Shave Your Balls in 4 x4, Vasco and Palmeiras.
Friday, MichaelSamuel and Vasco linked up in the afternoon on a food tour. We met up in a great little outdoor area in a kind of urban concert house created by the geography which was between centro and Rodoviaria Novo Rio 3 blocks west of the VLT line out to Rodoviaria. The tour guide is a good guy who I have designated Callsign Sting on our Whatsapp group (PM me, and I will add you).
I had done an overnight for 400 with one of the usual suspects. Sting and I share a love of African women, such as Ana Foxxx, who attracts the attention of the genuine African vendors on the beach in the way that honey attracts bees, a real tribute that Vagabundo enjoys as he is taking her back and fro to the Transamerica love pad. Vagabundo had done a dupla with a white girl, Samantha Strong (so named for huge natural tits), who was interactive with the main show to include giving Vagabundo a blow job, and offering up her tits for us to suck while BBFS was enjoyed on Thursday night while the rest of the ISG bros were in 4 x4.
So, after the food tour with Sting and another friend, who has been designated callsign Rocketman, Vagabundo and MichaelSamuel hit 4 x4, after a brief uber. MichaelSamuel immediately linked up with a girl with a great ass (which describes pretty much all the women there, which is why they are there), and he took her upstairs. Vagabundo, having busted a nut earlier, headed up to the sauna.
It may sound mundane, but shaving your balls correctly in 4 x4 may or may not be immediately apparent.
Vagabundo prefers this procedure:
1. Wear shorts with multiple pockets. Vagabundo wore a triathlon shorts with side pockets in which his wallet goes, under Bermuda shorts in this case fireman shorts (who doesn't like firemen, they don't arrest you don't take your drugs, they save lives, etc). When you go to the sauna, use all the toiletries, that's what you are paying the cover for. Take the shorts and wrap them up in towels, including your valuable electronics like cell phone and charger.
2. Then go shower with even more towels. Vagabundo uses maybe 8 towels in a trip to the 4 x4 sauna. Lather up with soap.
3. Then go to the steam room with a razor. You will probably have to ask the "tia" for a razor -- tia is the towel girl in the sauna. Remember the lyrics to Garth Brooks, "Friends in Low Places" . This is an entire management philosophy, of downward loyalty. Tia gives you your room key. Tia lives in Realengo and has 4 kids. Vagabundo makes friends with Tia, and even gets Tia's number. Why? She knows all the girls, and, again, gives you your room. Want a good room?
4. In the steam room, take the shaving cream. Lather up your balls, legs, all surrounding areas. The steam makes shaving a breeze. For extra credit, bring your own razer. Even with the cheap disposable razer at 4 x4, the shave in the steam room is going to be better. The steam opens up your pores. It brings back days of college boxing and cutting weight for the Golden Gloves. A nice clean shave of your balls is a precursor to a good blow job because she wants to lick without any hair. When you eat pussy, do you want to eat a Bush or a nice clean shaven pussy? This is why knowing how to shave your balls is very important! Print this out, or cut and paste it into your personal plan for Rio. Go to 4 x4 to shave your gonads! Be a good client. Among other things, good clients give the girls a nice cleanly shaven balls sac!
So, after 4 x 4, we went to the Vasco game. Major lesson learned: go during the day, to get tickets before 5 PM! That said, MichaelSamuel is perhaps the best wingman ever (along with Mexidan, more on that below) for suggesting that we go to the vasco game. He wore his Vasco shirt. Apparently Vasco is merging with Palmeiras. They were selling joint Vasco / Palmeiras soccer shirts. We tried to get tickets, were quoted $250 reais, and the scalpers could not produce the tickets, so we walked around the stadium (san januero). The scene was awesome. Fun, energetic. The UPP (Police Pacificado) was manned by cops with automatic rifles (5. 56 mm, folding stock), and tear gas grenades, and face masks, along with long lines of cops, including horseback cops. When the game ended, there was a spurt of street fighting at the outdoor cafe where we sat. I wore my usual vasco shirt and 5. 11 tactical pants, leather fireman gloves, and a flashlight with a taser, which some of the street toughs recognized, even though I did not hit the button to make the shock sound, which is a very good deterrent, and non lethal in the escalation of force ladder. We had a great time eating in one of the alleys with seating available on the periphery of the stadium. The women were awesome.
So there you have it men. (and women who love to fuck women, which is a nice thought).
Shave your balls at 4 x4 properly. Go to soccer game stadiums during the day to recon the area and buy tickets. Brazil is the jungle, play the game as hard as possible -- fighting fucking and futbol.
Oh. And when you go to 4 x4, do not fall in love. Actually, don't repeat with a girl at 4 x 4 if you do go there. By the time you fuck her once you obviously have her number, get her to your room for the own toilet advantage. Don't be depressed if you go back and she is talking to other guys. Duh! Don't pay to chit chat. Unless you are truly an idiot.
After the soccer game, we ubered back to copa. There Vagabundo linked up with Mexidan, and we chilled at the JW Marriott where MichaelSamuel is staying, then we patrolled down Av Atlantico, then to Lux, where there were some attractive negras going in. A tout handed out free ingressos (tickets), but we went to Marakesh, where the usual cover is 50. There were some hot girls, who, ridiculously wanted 100 r to give out numbers. Fuck that. I think Mexidan's exact words were, "suck my dick".
We went into Marrakesh. I danced at the stripper pole with a hot girl from Bahia, joked around, got her IG. The usual move for girls is to give you their IG not their Whatsapp. My suggestion is to move on quickly, because some % usually 80% will give you a zap number. Tell them you will take them to Panda Love Motel (the top tier of all the love motels).
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10-30-21 13:57 #25145
Posts: 5652Originally Posted by Lefeu [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 06:36 #25144
Posts: 1136Both
Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]
I would even add a few more, such as a soapy in Thailand and a visit to a sauna in Macau.
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10-30-21 05:01 #25143
Posts: 2245Cops, lawyers, guys with guns, money get pussy
Just ask warren zevon or scarface.
Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 04:01 #25142
Posts: 10Originally Posted by LuvChicas [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 00:50 #25141
Posts: 1749Originally Posted by Week53 [View Original Post]
2. FKKs (at least most) have the distinct advantage of the girls walking around absolutely naked. This is so fantastic. You can see everything. It's worth the entry price just to see dozens of hot chicks walking around in high heels and nothing else (but of course, you'll want to bone a few).
3. FKKs are generally cleaner with nice facilities. Some have really lovely facilities, like a large outdoor pool, gigantic jacuzzi, and decent food set out through the day.
4. Termas have the distinct advantage of having all Brasilian women. And Brazilian women are by far the freakiest in the world. Anal, CIM, and legitimate participatory menage a trois are commonly encountered. None of these BS threesomes you have in other countries where the girls aren't enthusiastic about touching each other.
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10-29-21 21:02 #25140
Posts: 2278Exactly the same
Originally Posted by Week53 [View Original Post]
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10-29-21 19:55 #25139
Posts: 1538The purpose? To score free pussy!
Originally Posted by HoyaDay [View Original Post]
"Do you know who I am? Do you know what I do? Do you know how much power I have? Any idea who I know? If you have any problems at all, you can call me for help and I will take care if it. I just need you to meet me once a week at my place. For free!
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10-29-21 19:20 #25138
Posts: 6420Geez!
Originally Posted by Guardman [View Original Post]