Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Fridaynightfun]

Hi all,

Being recently single I really want to go to Argentina and Brazil in the first half of 2019. I can't go after this because of personal reasons (I might be in another serious relationship, just a gut feeling). So being a bit a nerd, I really wanted to see the Total Solar Eclipse from Argentina on 2nd July 2019. There's a Contiki for Buenos Aires to Rio de Janeiro from 1-9 July, and being 35, the cutoff age, I thought this would be a good idea to see the eclipse and experience a Contiki at the same time.

However, since I can't be as "single and free" as I can be after this, I am really thinking about it from a boys trip perspective and want to enjoy seeing the beautiful Brazilian girls dressed up nicely in summer clothes and on the beach. July would be winter so I don't want to miss out on this and would therefore consider going earlier this year. This would mean I'd miss the eclipse but enjoy the holiday the way I want to. And there will be more eclipses to chase in my lifetime.

So what I would like to ask is:

- Do the girls dress up the same in winter as they do in summer given the tropical climate?

- When do the people of Rio de Janeiro start wearing winter clothes in the year?

- Is it advisable to go during the Carnival? (I'm thinking inflated prices and overcrowding. I will be visiting the termas as well so I'm considering inflated service prices).

- Is it advisable to go during Lent? (I'm thinking might the girls be more conservative during this period).

[FRobertson]

Will be in Rio most of January and some of February. Sent a a stamped letter with cash covered by paper. Can't remember the last letter I sent anyone. I felt like a North Korean trying to get word to the outside world..

North Korea has the model government for the US politicians. Why are you surprised that things are gradually moving in that direction?

[FRobertson]

40 sheep, 3 wolves.

https://riotimesonline.com/brazil-ne...rcovado-trail/

[Vagabundo1]

Men,

And women who love women:

This is what we call a warning order.

If you are going to be in Rio and / or SP in the next 60 days, PM me your zap (whatsapp). I will be forming up a group of merry mongers along with GringeJeffe (the monger formerly known as Sunkistday). We will be executing a detailed operational plan to penetrate the asses of the best Cariocas, with possible professional assistance from one of Buttman's best directors.

Carry on the normal worthless chatter.

Semper Gumby,

Vagabundo sends.

Will be in Rio most of January and some of February. Sent a a stamped letter with cash covered by paper. Can't remember the last letter I sent anyone. I felt like a North Korean trying to get word to the outside world. " To whoever reads this letter the Americans Puritans made it nearly impossible for me to get laid and sometimes they straddle me with a Fuglies! Surviving on masturbation. Please use the $25 to further the cause -please send help!!

So far no access. I'm patient I understand insurgency has its risks. Been staying up to date on all the posts last couple weeks. Thank you all that contributed and a few of you that made me laugh! Anticipation is a large part of the joy for me. Seems like everything is pretty much the same as it was when I was there last 3 years ago. Perhaps more crime. But hey I'm single, no kids. Not overly worried. Only my dog would miss me. And they have short memories.

Feel free to send a PM if looking for a fellow patriots to chill with- think this trip 5 - hell you can even PM me if your Canadian or English I forgive you. Ill reply when the Great OZ grants me access.

[Ee2002]

Does anyone know if this hotel has reopened? I think it closed around 2016 due to the financial crisis but I saw some reference to it a couple of months ago. It was always a good option for punters leaving Mabs or Kalabria.

It's still closed.

[Kcrl01]

What is the story about the blonde and her nose in the first photo?

I really don't know it's Sperto's foto. I was dating the first girl's cousin at the time, saw the foto of her and downloaded. Noticed the blonde chick's nose later. Maybe it's a costume or it's photoshopped. Hoping for her sake it's not real!

[The Watcher]

Here are the photos:

What is the story about the blonde and her nose in the first photo?

[IAmYourFather5]

Did you by any chance see Kelly? Kelly's a doll in the photos.

Nope she didn't seem to be around when I got in touch with Onyx.

[Rocinha]

Does anyone know if this hotel has reopened? I think it closed around 2016 due to the financial crisis but I saw some reference to it a couple of months ago. It was always a good option for punters leaving Mabs or Kalabria.

[GringoJeffe]

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[GringoJeffe]

Will be in Rio most of January and some of February. Sent a a stamped letter with cash covered by paper. Can't remember the last letter I sent anyone. I felt like a North Korean trying to get word to the outside world. " To whoever reads this letter the Americans Puritans made it nearly impossible for me to get laid and sometimes they straddle me with a Fuglies! Surviving on masturbation. Please use the $25 to further the cause -please send help!!

So far no access. I'm patient I understand insurgency has its risks. Been staying up to date on all the posts last couple weeks. Thank you all that contributed and a few of you that made me laugh! Anticipation is a large part of the joy for me. Seems like everything is pretty much the same as it was when I was there last 3 years ago. Perhaps more crime. But hey I'm single, no kids. Not overly worried. Only my dog would miss me. And they have short memories.

Feel free to send a PM if looking for a fellow patriots to chill with- think this trip 5 - hell you can even PM me if your Canadian or English I forgive you. Ill reply when the Great OZ grants me access.

[WyattEarp]

http://www.onixterapias.com/

Went here for a foursome with Agatha, Jennifer and Patsy. 500 reais for the hour. Great service and the sight of two girls sucking my cock and the other kissing me will stay for a long time. If you want just one girl, Agatha is the good looking one (but toothy blow job) while Patsy is the filthiest &#128578

Did you by any chance see Kelly? Kelly's a doll in the photos.

[IAmYourFather5]

http://www.onixterapias.com/

Went here for a foursome with Agatha, Jennifer and Patsy. 500 reais for the hour. Great service and the sight of two girls sucking my cock and the other kissing me will stay for a long time. If you want just one girl, Agatha is the good looking one (but toothy blow job) while Patsy is the filthiest 🙂.

Incredible value!

[Kcrl01]

I doubt it's the same girl, even though they are similar. The girl in the carnival costume has a wider face and a heavier/stronger body structure.

Dude,

You got to factor in it was four years later. She's heavy into Brazilian Ju Jitsu so she started working out and had some serious muscle gains. Also, I was dating her cousin in '08 and I met her in person.

Cheers.

[Sperto]

Remember your beer girl foot from '08, this is her in '12. Damn, I can't wait for Carnaval!

I doubt it's the same girl, even though they are similar. The girl in the carnival costume has a wider face and a heavier/stronger body structure.