Rio de Janeiro Reports

[FuckAfMedDig]

Yes you are right and I am trying to learn everyday day. Growing up and living in a country where all you ever hear is English seems to make it so hard for us to learn a different language. I agree 100% that its respectful to learn another countries language. Thanks for the tips re Whatsap desktop and Bing. I use an app on apple in whatsap called ITranslate but its very fiddly and doesn't do predictive text.

The answer is to learn Portuguese.

Thanks for the replies.

Dude as long as you learning everyday you'll get there. May I recommend jumping on webcam with cupid girls and struggling-nothing like trauma to make you learn. Deep end bro. I've been in Minas Gerais in a pousada leavin 5 am on a Sunday back to rio with owner tryina say I never paid when I did in advance we screaming at each other. Me in fucked up portugues. Police called etc Fuck it. Only way to learn is by making misTakes!

[Dave1111]

The best app is: learn portugese ASAP😃. -if yall really love Brazil and Brazilian girls you'll get the effort back many fold in better experiences and interaction with chicks who don't speak a word of English-plus it's a sign of respect and love for their culture much like the French who prefer you speaking broken French instead of English in their country. None of my many many non pro relationships or casual.

Hook ups from online sites would have happened without portugese.

Yes you are right and I am trying to learn everyday day. Growing up and living in a country where all you ever hear is English seems to make it so hard for us to learn a different language. I agree 100% that its respectful to learn another countries language. Thanks for the tips re Whatsap desktop and Bing. I use an app on apple in whatsap called ITranslate but its very fiddly and doesn't do predictive text.

The answer is to learn Portuguese.

Thanks for the replies.

[FuckAfMedDig]

When I am feeling lazy and the messages are coming a mile a minute, I use the Desktop version of WhatsApp and Google or Bing (sometimes better) to translate then copy and paste into WhatsApp then edit as needed. If necessary, you can copy the sender's text in Portuguese and translate it into English. You do have to edit because of shorthand which is why this is best for someone who already knows Portuguese. I have a lot of Brazilian friends and this has been the best solution I have found. When I am away from my computer, I keep texting brief and they get the point that now might not be the best time.

For those of you considering using WhatsApp to communicate with Brazilians, be forewarned that they love to text. And send GIFs and Videos and Audios of themselves and links to everything and yes, religious sayings. Remember, you have been warned.

The best app is: learn portugese ASAP😃. -if yall really love Brazil and Brazilian girls you'll get the effort back many fold in better experiences and interaction with chicks who don't speak a word of English-plus it's a sign of respect and love for their culture much like the French who prefer you speaking broken French instead of English in their country. None of my many many non pro relationships or casual.

Hook ups from online sites would have happened without portugese.

[Exec Talent]

Apologies if this is the wrong section to ask in but I can't get an answer anywhere and thought someone might know the answer.

I use whatsap to speak to ladies in Brazil. I have to highlight text come out of whatsap into google translate on my iPhone. Create an answer in google translate then cut and paste and put it into whatsap and Fre it off.

This is killing me. Does anyone else do anything different on an iPhone 7 in whatsap. Google translate is good because of the microphone part where you can talk and translate.

I can't find a decent answer anywhere and there must be someone experiencing the same problem. I speak a bit of Portuguese but not enough.

Regards.

When I am feeling lazy and the messages are coming a mile a minute, I use the Desktop version of WhatsApp and Google or Bing (sometimes better) to translate then copy and paste into WhatsApp then edit as needed. If necessary, you can copy the sender's text in Portuguese and translate it into English. You do have to edit because of shorthand which is why this is best for someone who already knows Portuguese. I have a lot of Brazilian friends and this has been the best solution I have found. When I am away from my computer, I keep texting brief and they get the point that now might not be the best time.

For those of you considering using WhatsApp to communicate with Brazilians, be forewarned that they love to text. And send GIFs and Videos and Audios of themselves and links to everything and yes, religious sayings. Remember, you have been warned.

[Junior]

Thanks gents,

I will reach out to a legacy agent as suggested.

[Dave1111]

Apologies if this is the wrong section to ask in but I can't get an answer anywhere and thought someone might know the answer.

I use whatsap to speak to ladies in Brazil. I have to highlight text come out of whatsap into google translate on my iPhone. Create an answer in google translate then cut and paste and put it into whatsap and Fìre it off.

This is killing me. Does anyone else do anything different on an iPhone 7 in whatsap. Google translate is good because of the microphone part where you can talk and translate.

I can't find a decent answer anywhere and there must be someone experiencing the same problem. I speak a bit of Portuguese but not enough.

Regards.

[Dave1111]

Over the past years I have rented a nice apartment from an equally nice old lady and never had any issues bringing guests home during the day or overnight. Unfortunately she has sold her place and thus I need to rent something else.

What are your experiences with AirBnb rentals? Can you bring guests at your convenience?

I am a pretty quiet guy and I do not have parties but I do live to have young ladies visiting quite frequently. These are ladies that I or my brazilian friends know, so I never have any issues with them acting out.

Airbnb is great as long as you check the house rules. I always make the booking and select two people as the number of guests. I also email host on Airbnb site and say I have various individual friends who may or may not be visiting and is this OK. That way you have an exact answer. Keep the noise down and don't cause an issue and you will be fine.

A word of caution, there is a super host on Airbnb in Rio called Monica who manages a load of properties. She is sometimes down as the co host. Do not rent a place through her whatever you do. I won't go into details but do take my advice and make sure she is not connected with your apartment in any way.

[FuckAfMedDig]

The best advice I have seen here to a similar question like this is if in doubt then ask, send them an email and find out before you rent it. Since AIRBNB is individually owned then I would imagine there is no one answer it's up to the individual owner.

For example in past years I have stayed at the Copacabana Palace hotel on non mongering trips, really sweet hotel. I recently saw it for a good price and thought it would be a great place to stay for a mongering trip, I sent an email to guest relations asking if I can have a different friend stay with me each day. They told me no that you must register the guest when you check in and that can't be changed. That's their policy whether you can bend that or not when you get there is not where I want to go. I also sent an email in past years to the Pestana hotel and asked the same question, their answer was quite different, they told me you can check in and check out guests daily and I stayed there and it was true.

Apartments are different of course, the door man is not going to prevent you from bringing a guest in at 1 AM but it also depends where the owner lives. I rent apartments too but from legacy agents that were there during the old Help days so they are conditioned to the practice, AIRBNB owners might see it differently or not even care.

When you're looking at a prospective apartment on Airbnb just look at the house rules section. It will be very clear what the deal is! Also some have electronic entrance pads you enter a code.Some will say no extra charge for additional
Guests in which case you are good to go and some will want advance copy of id from anyone staying in which case its not cool.Some specify no additional
Guests-that’s their way of saying no putas aqui por favor! Kkkk.Usually the apts in the better locations are more conservative due to maintaining reputations.

If in doubt always feel free to ask-Best Western I took a punt in ipanema one and they don't care-I had 5 girls in 9 days-only Adrianna from MC signed in as she stayed 3 days. Many other hotels are dicks about it-it's totally individual.

[Rio Bob]

Over the past years I have rented a nice apartment from an equally nice old lady and never had any issues bringing guests home during the day or overnight. Unfortunately she has sold her place and thus I need to rent something else.

What are your experiences with AirBnb rentals? Can you bring guests at your convenience?

I am a pretty quiet guy and I do not have parties but I do live to have young ladies visiting quite frequently. These are ladies that I or my brazilian friends know, so I never have any issues with them acting out.

The best advice I have seen here to a similar question like this is if in doubt then ask, send them an email and find out before you rent it. Since AIRBNB is individually owned then I would imagine there is no one answer it's up to the individual owner.

For example in past years I have stayed at the Copacabana Palace hotel on non mongering trips, really sweet hotel. I recently saw it for a good price and thought it would be a great place to stay for a mongering trip, I sent an email to guest relations asking if I can have a different friend stay with me each day. They told me no that you must register the guest when you check in and that can't be changed. That's their policy whether you can bend that or not when you get there is not where I want to go. I also sent an email in past years to the Pestana hotel and asked the same question, their answer was quite different, they told me you can check in and check out guests daily and I stayed there and it was true.

Apartments are different of course, the door man is not going to prevent you from bringing a guest in at 1 AM but it also depends where the owner lives. I rent apartments too but from legacy agents that were there during the old Help days so they are conditioned to the practice, AIRBNB owners might see it differently or not even care.

[Junior]

Over the past years I have rented a nice apartment from an equally nice old lady and never had any issues bringing guests home during the day or overnight. Unfortunately she has sold her place and thus I need to rent something else.

What are your experiences with AirBnb rentals? Can you bring guests at your convenience?

I am a pretty quiet guy and I do not have parties but I do live to have young ladies visiting quite frequently. These are ladies that I or my brazilian friends know, so I never have any issues with them acting out.

[Mr Enternational]

A good buddy of mine went to that big termas in the sky 4 days ago. 54 years old. He is the one that taught me to keep a pen in my robe and bring my video camera in a bag into the boate at 4x4. Of course this was before cell phones had the features that they do now. I can hardly remember him taking a single girl in any mongering place he went to. He would always take 2 at a time. Once I missed my flight and did not have a place to stay. He let me crash on the couch in his apartment. No need to feel sorry for him. He knew how to have fun while he was here.

[Mangera]

And Ivan from Monte Carlo will be greeting you and give you free entry if you fuck one of his angels!

Neither of the two ladies in the font desk will ask you for a tip.

[FuckAfMedDig]

You think that's a joke. Wait til you get to the pearly gates and they hand you a robe and sandals.

And Ivan from Monte Carlo will be greeting you and give you free entry if you fuck one of his angels!

[WyattEarp]

Big termas in the sky. LOL literally.

You think that's a joke. Wait til you get to the pearly gates and they hand you a robe and sandals.

[WyattEarp]

Me and my buddy were in a club in Medellin and I took this chick that fucked me six ways to Sunday then started squirting all over the place. I told my boy about it. He said that next time he went there he got the same chick and she wasn't shit and he wanted his money back. I said you must have got the wrong chick then. Same chick, but as always YMMV.

Maybe you fucked her dry.